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Communist par-TAY

Turns out conservatives were right. Decades of liberal indoctrination by commie thug teachers have trickled down to the high schools, and now the brainwashed students at Albuquerque’s Cottonwood (COMMUNIST!) Classical (COMMUNIST!) Preparatory (COMMUNIST!!!) School have democratically voted, as one does in a communist society, to turn their prep school into a hotbed of communism. With punch and dancing!

They’re calling it “prom-munism.” Seniors at an Albuquerque school want their prom to have a Communism theme. Seniors at Cottonwood Classical Preparatory School near I-25 and Paseo del Norte voted online this week for the theme of their prom this year.

“They wanted prom-munism, so that’s what got voted for the most,” said senior Sarah Zachary.

Oh, but not all the preppies think this is a fun and fine idea. Some children of Republicans (we assume) are like, “That’s not funny, prom is serious business!”

“I would hope Cottonwood would realize the seriousness of having a very powerful and destructive idea as the theme for a prom,” one student wrote.

Another said, “While the seniors meant no harm in their choice of theme, it is not appropriate.”

We feel very sorry for you, anonymous students who have no sense of humor or fun and will probably just skip the dance altogether to go to the Ayn Rand Paul after-party. But that’s OK. Once you get to college, you will be turned into good little liberal commie college students for sure, because that is what happens nowadays at all the colleges in America, as you already know, from watching Fox News with your parents, probably.

Party on, you crazy commie kids, and remember what Obama supporter Emma Goldman said (or maybe not), “If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be in your revolution.”

Obligatory pony picture

And don’t forget to buy some commie coffee mugs, for your prom hooch, or perhaps some Scary Wonkette panties, to keep your virginities in place when you cut a rug on prom-muism night, comrades.

[KRQE News 13]

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