Somehow, there is a Wonkette on the Tumblr. It is here. It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette. Mostly “funny pictures,” because what is Tumblr if not “funny pictures.” Go see it, if you dare! []

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  • DrunkIrishman


  • Barb

    Yeah, but we still get a pack of Newports, some Little Debbies and Jolly Ranchers for posting, right?

    • prommie

      Benson and Hedges?

  • nounverb911

    Cool, can put silly photos on it too?

  • ttommyunger

    Great news! Er, what is tumblr?

    • Crank_Tango

      it's good news for McCain, is what it is.

      • ttommyunger

        Well, THAT'S a relief!

    • It's the thing full of bourbon on my desk.

      • Nothingisamiss

        The win, obviously.

      • ttommyunger

        You got two? (licks lips expectantly)

        • Three. But they got lonely and decided to visit my liver and bladder.

          • ttommyunger

            A drink is a terrible thing to waste.

          • I agree, but I still only send them through my system once. If I were Jesus, I'd turn them back into bourbon and start an infinite loop through my system.

          • ttommyunger

            No offense, but if you were Jesus, I'd prolly be a Hindu ;)

    • Golfing_OJ

      In the old days they just called it "The dumb picture directory on the server."

      • ttommyunger

        Any good porn?

        • Isn't it all good porn?

          • ttommyunger

            I have a real problem fapping to the Repuglican Debates.

  • banana_bread

    You mean Tumblr is for more than animated gifts of Sherlock?

  • memzilla

    Unless this Tumblr thing you speak of has gin or vodka in it… meh.

  • I thought tumblr was the essence of the internet–all porn, all the time.

    • memzilla

      No no… you're confusinating it with Fumblr.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        I thought it was Cumbler.

    • nounverb911

      That and Flesh… you know, the site Gawker started.

    • MissTaken

      You mean like Wonkette?

  • I'll Tumblr 4 ya….

    – Wonkette Club

  • Biff

    Not quite feeling it…

  • SorosBot

    What's a Tumblr?

    • prommie

      Me, too. And Twitter, why?

      • It's the scotch-and-soda your fist is clenched around at 6:30 PM.

        • CthuNHu

          You spelt "AM" wrong.

  • Crank_Tango

    It's about fucking time. What's tumblr again?

  • Texan_Bulldog

    I don't know what Tumblr is, either, but I'm sure it's something else I'll hate just like Twitter and Facebook and Pinterest.

  • rambone

    Well, at least it still has the sexy geekgirl for the favicon. God, how I miss her!

    Fuckin' restraining order . . .

  • MissTaken

    I must've tumbld off the couch and hit my head because I swear I just saw TWO Ron Paul dolls. Dang hallucination.

    • SorosBot

      Were they screaming, "Freedom!" and "Liberty!" all while trying to take control of your uterus?

      • MissTaken

        It was crazy. One was in a suit saying "Buy Gold!" and the other looked like Super Dave Osborne. What does it mean??

        • SorosBot

          I would say it means you inhaled too much second-hand pot on the way home, but now I've seen what you are referencing and, um; I'm not really sure.

          • MissTaken

            You see them, too?! I was getting scared for a bit.

          • SorosBot

            Yes; and according to the credits it was sent in by our own LimeyLizzie; good job there.

            What scares me is that there are people willing to buy that shit out there.

          • flamingpdog

            It probably looks better with pins in it.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Do they have removable eyebrows?

          • Limeylizzie

            Cool. I have no clue what Tumblir is but I am credited on it.

  • SayItWithWookies

    And a happy Krooble Nooble Day to you, too! (Psssst — what the fuck is tumblr?)

  • MissTaken

    I know you're all some sick fucks but was the full-frontal midget bukkake pic really necessary?

    • tcaalaw

      It's a visual metaphor for the Republican primary debates, thus it is a timely and profound comment on the American political system and therefore fully necessary.

  • search "tumblr ______" and fill in the blank with your favorite porn term (Hot lesbians, Studley studs, Cute trannies, etc.) and you will be set for hours.

  • Data Exactly

    Finally – eyes have a reason to exist.

  • SorosBot

    Why was Newt posing with the original Power Rangers? While Haim Saban is sometimes a right-winger on foreign policy – of the "the US must support Israel no matter what" variety – he's still a Democrat and his donations all go to Democratic candidates. Also, Newt looks like Squatt and has the personality of Lord Zedd.

  • littlebigdaddy

    I got a picture I wanna post. I have had it for awhile. It is taken from a particular perspective (POV). I am just wondering if tumescence is a problem on tumblr.

  • littlebigdaddy

    Can we say "internet whores"?

    • Biff

      On the internets, we are all whores.

  • Barb

    Ken, I'll be the first, and possibly the only one, to admit that I don't know what to do here. I've given birth to a child in 42 minutes, without a doctor present, I've been accepted as a Jeopardy! contestant, and I know that maxi pads go "adhesive side DOWN." I don't know how to post on the Tumblr. I tried to navigate it with my husband, on the iPad, to guide me and I still can't figure it out.

    I would love to post on Wonkette on Tumblr. I'm surrounded by many highly talented, witty people who would like to join along.

    Guide me, please. You are blessed with some of the best posters on the web who are witty, sharp, knowledgeable, and sassy. Let us know how to make the snark fly and we will make you proud. I need a clue here, please.

    • emmelemm

      Wait, maxi pads go adhesive side DOWN?

      PS Good luck on your utero-ectomy.
      PPS I ain't know nothing 'bout no Tumblr.

      • flamingpdog

        When I had my hemerrhoidectomy last year, I had to use maxipads for a couple of weeks afterwards because of the seepage. I learned very quickly about the sticking the adhesive side down part.

    • Nothingisamiss

      I see you've posted an actual question about how to post….and have received answers regarding maxi pad use

      Wonkette, *sigh.* I love you.

    • "…accepted as a Jeopardy! contestant…"

      Did they send the acceptance in the form of a question? Like "You could be our next champion?"

    • I've given birth to a child in 42 minutes

      Bah! That's nothing. I've conceived one in less than a minute after a six pack.

  • Guppy

    What, no Blingees?

    • True 'dat. Must be a fan site. OFFICIAL WONKETTE could have blingees, trucknutz, and guys getting blown in the alley.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette.

    Who wishes SOPA passed now?

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I just love how Barb seems to be upset that there is a form of Wonkette that she can't post to first. :p

  • BarackMyWorld
  • flamingpdog

    I just chanced upon my first Tumblr site a few weeks ago, and my list of favorites on my web browser has exploded, but I did not realize until just now that you could post pictures of people wearing clothes on Tumblr.

  • flamingpdog

    And who is this "Admin" person who started this thread? I have a hard enough time keeping up with all the new people Ken Layne has writing teh Wonkette posts. Ken, did you mortgage your house, too*, so that you could finance this explosion of snark?


  • Mostly “funny pictures,” because what is Tumblr if not “funny pictures.”

    "Arty porn"? Also, too, like DrunkIrishman said, Hipsters.

  • chascates

    One photograph is worth one thousand snorts.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Is a Tumblr just a vowel-challenged tumbler? I think Mary Lou Retton and Kerri Strug are both pretty hot, Cathy Rigby was a little too cute and pixie-ish for me. It seems most women tumblers have small breasts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I like 'em small too. Nadia Comaneci, however, man, nips like pencil erasers. Poor Olga Korbut, looks too much like Laverne De Fazio these days. Schlemeel, Schlemazzel, Hassenfeffer Incorporated!

  • Mahousu

    Check the photo posted by Pareene (under the "likes'). It looks like Wolf "Stalin" Blitzer has airbrushed out Gingrich from the photo. Has Newt been declared a nonperson while I wasn't looking? Cool.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Is this another username and password I have to remember?

    Goddamn kids. GET OFF MY LAWN.

  • "I'll tumble for ya…"

    GAH.. You editors missed the mark entirely. What Wonkette needs is not a online pictorial gallery webhost* – – it needs a feature to virtual-bitchslap the next wonker responsible for floating these damn earworms into my head!

    * or whatever tumblr is. My workplace PC won't allow me in to view.

  • This is almost as good as Wonkbot.

  • I am so backward, I had Tumblr account, (I have forgotten the password and username) – never used it…didn't know it had nudes & porn…damn!

    All I ever saw there was pics of cats and flowers.

  • Not you too, Boo…

  • Callyson

    And now Tumblr has a reason to exist…BTW, love the Ron Paul as Superman doll and the WaPo front page with Obama LHFAO over Gingrinch's SC win…

  • This is a big fuckin' deal.

  • Sweet, when do we get our own board on 4chan?

  • GregComlish


    Tumblr is great. Not only does it have whatever freaky super-niche porn you like in high volume, but all sorts of crazy-as psychedelic funny stuff. My favorite is Zoe:

  • Tumblr the best bedbugbitesusa

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