Has it really been four years since the last Iowa caucuses? It seems more like four hundred, where 399 of those years have been “the last two months, because of the insanity. Yer Wonkette editors will be around to “monitor” the madness starting around 9 p.m. ET give or take, since this is the official Witching Hour when the lunatics begin their Reign, hooray!

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