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Has it really been four years since the last Iowa caucuses? It seems more like four hundred, where 399 of those years have been “the last two months, because of the insanity. Yer Wonkette editors will be around to “monitor” the madness starting around 9 p.m. ET give or take, since this is the official Witching Hour when the lunatics begin their Reign, hooray!

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  • Blueb4sunrise

    Liz.
    Liz.
    Liz
    Liz.

    Liz.
    Liz.
    Liz.
    Liz.

  • BarackMyWorld

    I promised myself I'm not turning on the TV until its time for Maddow's show.

  • chascates

    As the King of Cartoons said (on PeeWee's Playhouse): Let the Cartoons BEGIN!!!!

    • sbj1964

      The Cartoons are the GOP losers!

  • ZOMG! Where's my drugs? Caffeine? Aspirin? Pain meds? Tea?

    Actually, I'll probably need massive quantities of caffeine to stay awake through it. Oh, wait, that's why I'll be here instead, watching some poor Wonkette staffer suffer throught it.

    Carry on, then.

  • DaRooster

    Why am I already drunk? Its only 4:59 Pacific…

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      I think you answered your own question.

    • sbj1964

      It's 5 o'clock somewhere a the song go's.

  • Tonight, we are all Paultards.

    • Beowoof

      I am really pulling for Rick and Ron to come through. It looks close and I am so enjoying this live version of reality tv.

      • Gah. The idea that human beings will actually vote for Rick Santorum is appalling, I'm still with you on the maximum embarrassment for Romney front.

    • AutomaticPilot

      Tonight, we are all surging Santorum.

    • sbj1964

      Not me,I am holding out for the second coming to save the Republicans.

  • noodlesalad

    Is Santorum still in the mix? Will Perry be on bottom, again? Marcus Bachmann can hardly wait for the thrilling climax.

    • martydchin

      Yes he is. It's a frothy mix.

    • sbj1964

      Marcus's boyfriend will take care of that.

  • SorosBot

    OK, so we've got the premiere of Work' It, which according to all the critics is the worst new sitcom in years, tonight following by the idiotic coverage of the Iowa Caucusfuck. It'll be an interesting night, in a watching-a-train-wreck sort of way.

    • FakaktaSouth

      which is supposed to be the new Tom Hanks from this Boosom buzzum/boosum? Buddies rip off? (I STILL REMEMBER, ya can't just recycle sitcoms on me baby) I bet both the guys think its them. But one of them will be that guy that ended up on Newhart. Which I liked, but it's not Tom Hanks.

    • sbj1964

      A train wreck in slow motion.

  • SexySmurf

    My prediction:

    First place: None of the Above.
    Second place: Anybody but Romney.
    Third place: Bradley Cooper (that motherfucker is everywhere).

  • My fingers are crossed for Too-Early-To-Call!

    • user-of-owls

      Don't count out If-The-Early-Indications-Are-Correct-It-Seems.

    • sbj1964

      Mitt won by 8 votes.Thats about a million dollars a vote for Mitt.To him chump change.

  • littlebigdaddy

    Gwen Ifill just said the santorum is surging! Just. Gross.

    • OK, they're definitely playing with that whole santorum thing,now.

    • sbj1964

      That what he does while watching gay porn.

  • whot is a liveblogging.

    • Something we all manage to live through by dint of letting someone else watch and report the entire distasteful mess.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Something halfway between a teabagging and a waterboarding, I think.

    • sbj1964

      Live blogging just watch it's going to be a bumpy ride!

  • Doktor Zoom

    In the future, you should be VERY careful about such things. People like to brag about their connections in D.C. It’s a pastime for some. It’s also dangerous to eavesdrop, as you have just found out. Quit apologizing and never call me anything but Elizabeth again. Also, make sure you correct anyone who attempts to call me by any other name but Elizabeth. Are we clear on this? Like I said, it’s a hot button for me. And please don’t call the office and not leave a message. My colleague told me you called while I was away. … I do sometimes leave my desk.

    • PuckStopsHere

      Outstanding reference from far away times, Dr.

    • Barb

      I got the reference, awesome!

    • Blueb4sunrise

      Liz?

      [no, I don't know wtf you're talking about, but if it made others happy, I'm okay with that]

      • Doktor Zoom
        • Blueb4sunrise

          Wow.

        • emmelemm

          OK, I read those threads and nearly coughed up a lung from laughing so hard.

          And McDermott is my congressman.

        • Chichikovovich

          Boy that Liz really knows how to lay on the sweet talk:

          What kind of nasty, petty, poorly written (Did these people graduate from middle school to high school?) site is http://www.wonkette.com? And what a base, narcissistic, illiterate group of readers they have!

          And it's true. The commenters back then were nastier, pettier, baser, more narcissistic, less literate, poorer writers than us. Are we going to let this stand? Absolutely not! We've got to step down our game!

      • Bluestatelibel

        Great, now you've done it and got that crazy lady pissed at you. My condolences. (And well done, Doktor.)

    • user-of-owls

      You're a splendid little archeologist, young Zoom. I see a bright future for you here at the Stuffy Old Men Antiquarian Society. I daresay you've given old Johnny antiquity a sound thrashing! Bully for you lad, bully!

      • Doktor Zoom

        Huzzah, old chap!

    • Limeylizzie

      That is pretty much what I said to the barista at Starbucks on Sunset the other day , when he asked my name , so he could write it on the cup and I said "Elizabeth" and he wrote "Liz", no-one ever calls me Liz and I explained that to him and said I wouldn't answer to it because it wouldn't be me.

      • chascates

        Do you ever make up names in such situations? I like 'the Earl of Grey' or 'He Who Must Pay'.

      • Barb

        I give severe shit to anyone who calls me Babs.

        • (Tattoos reminder into left forearm)

          • Barb

            My evil sister, Nancy calls me Babs and she calls Jeffery "Jeffers" His nickname is Jeffer. Nancy's husband's name is Walter and I call them "Wally and the Beaver"

          • "Wally and the Beaver." That is brilliant!

          • (Tattoos reminder into right forearm)

            I think I made the sad mistake of calling Jeffer "Jeffers," oncet. I swear, I will never commit this sin again.

      • user-of-owls

        I'm curious, do they think the guy will ever be able to walk again?

        • Limeylizzie

          He winced a wee bit and smiled nervously, as MrLimeyLizzie puts it “You are like a small, angry badger”.

          • user-of-owls

            With big, beautiful…um, teeth!

          • Doktor Zoom

            Lizzie Badger don't give a shit.

  • Schmannnity

    I can't believe the first shot at presidential selection is left in the hands of a people hornswoggled by Professor Harold Hill.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin',
      If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin',
      Once more for a pepper-upper,
      She will never get sore on her way to supper.

    • Let's not forget it is the setting of The Crazies (2010 film).

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    How is Obama doing?

    • Schmannnity

      Back from Hawaii–tanned, rested, and ready.

    • user-of-owls

      See SpurningBeer above: Too-Early-To-Call.

    • Happy man, happy man. Check out the photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/659951102

      Such a punim!

      • reliefsinn

        I dare say that none of those Repub morons jostling for a win in Iowee tonight could ever bring a fraction of the class and grace that Barry and Michelle show in every one of those pics.
        I also know that conservitards are aware of this, and their heads come close to exploding when they see those pics.
        This is one consolation I can take from the last 4 years of the Obama administration, disappointing as it's been, at times.
        Not that this means I am going to give up drinking.

        • They're all eat up with the h8 every time they see those two beautiful people and their gorgeous kids. Me, I wish Barry's Mom and Grandma and Grandpa could see the family, and get to enjoy this time in their lives.

    • C_R_Eature

      #WINNING

    • sbj1964

      Laughing his ass off at the GOP!

  • BarackMyWorld

    I'm sorry, but this MSNBC anchor team is really liberal pundit overkill. I'm tempted to flip it over to Fox just to hear something different…

    • BarackMyWorld

      Fuck THAT…Fox News just cold planted a camera in front of a Republican Party operative and are broadcasting his opening comments.

    • sbj1964

      Fox News is to Journalism what KFC is to fine dinning!

  • chascates

    One shot of bourbon for every 'surging' (Santorum only), 2 shots for 'negative campaign ads' in connection with Newt, and a long, hard pull on the bottle whenever Jesus, God, or The Founders are invoked.

    Nothing for mention of Constitution because of overuse.

    • Katydid

      Two shots for any anchor who manages to get in "frothy" in a non-Santorum, supposedly innocent context. I can't think of one, though.

      • chascates

        "Well, David Brooks, once this mighty battle is over I look forward to a frothy mug of Stroh's".
        –Mark Shields

    • sbj1964

      Santorum thinks he is an NFL quarterback with all the Jesus crap.

  • V572 the Merciless

    Tamron Hall is looking majestic tonight in a skin-tight purple dress.

    Oh, there's a primary caucus too?

    • sbj1964

      Sexy little minx,needs a spanking.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I hope the crazy one wins. Yeah, I know, redundant.

  • rocktonsam

    not watching.
    counting on the people in Iowa to do the right thing.
    will get results from teh wonkette

    • Me too. That's why I'm right here with you.

      Although it somewhat bothers me that a hermit like myself actually wants to be around anyone else for this annoying debacle. Never mind. I'll shut up and sit quietly in the corner and watch Teh Wonketrz flinging poo.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Raced home from errands to spend this "special night" with the wonkeratti. The editors are probably tired of this shit. They can just let us entertain ourselves and take the night off, if they're bored. I'm watching Current and MSNBC alternately. I'll probably be skewered for this, but Jennifer Granholm sounded very smart last time I heard her interviewed.

    • BarackMyWorld

      She's Canadian.

    • AutomaticPilot

      Love Current… and Granholm.

  • I think I'll go cruise under a pier tonight.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Santorum tide tonight in Iowa? Or maybe just a yokel's septic tank backs up. Fox News reports, you decide.

  • Callyson

    Oh yeah!
    Now, why on earth did I pick this year to resolve to cut way back on the drinking…?

    • I'm tempted to resume huffing paint myself.

    • SorosBot

      Only cut down on drinking in non-election years. I just wish this wasn't right after the holiday gluttony.

    • DaRooster

      Now why on Earth…. this year of ALL years?

    • jqheywood

      Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue…

    • mayor_quimby

      Odd-numbered years, my friend. The wagon don't run in even years.

  • savethispatient

    Are there any internet streams of stupid political heads talking stupid political rubbish live anywhere? I cut my cable and I certainly ain't paying $60 more per month for the "privilege" of cable news…

  • BarackMyWorld

    The Fox panel is Juan Williams and TWO guys from the Weekly Standard (Kristol and another dude).

    • DustBowlBlues

      More unbalanced than Current. Which is nice, because they don't bother with the token Republican, like MSNBC.

      • BarackMyWorld

        They're making an attempt to make their coverage look professional…but TWO guys from the SAME right-wing magazine?

  • Arken

    Buddy Roemer, now is your chance to shine! We're almost all rooting for you, Buddy!

    • reliefsinn

      Heard him speak, he actually seems too rational to be associated with this group.

  • BarackMyWorld

    If I were CNN, my New Year's Resolution would be to quit treating Twitter as if it were news.

  • bumfug

    God damn it, stop all this shit right now! Go about your business, watch NCIS, do anything but pay attention to this nonsense. Don't you realize this just encourages them?

    • BarackMyWorld

      I don't wanna watch NCIS until someone explains to me what the show has to do with the Navy.

      • Doktor Zoom

        If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
        the recruiting office fast.
        Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
        they're signing up new seamen fast.

      • bumfug

        It has as much to do with the Navy as this stupid caucus does with who'll be the next president.

      • Biff

        But Cote de Pablo!

  • Limeylizzie

    First 'results" Ron Paul 43%, Rick Perry 19% and Mittens at 14%…only 1% in but I would fucking scream with laughter if that was the result for real.

    • Fukui_SanYesOta

      It just couldn't get much better than that.

      • Limeylizzie

        Now, too close to call with Paul 24%, Santorum 24% and Mittens at 22%.

        • V572 the Merciless

          They keep focusing on who's "winning," but since it's a proportional vote, nobody wins; some just get more delegates than others.

    • OMG, that is hilarious! Wonder if Mitt's crying his eyes out yet? Perry? Oh, jeebus! PERRY!

  • BarackMyWorld

    Chris Matthews doesn't seem to like the Republican Party very much. Since I don't either, I'm not hating this rant.

  • user-of-owls

    The Owls News Network has called it! ONN is predicting that the winner will be The-Retard-Who'll-Lose-To-Barry!! You heard it hear first!

    • littlebigdaddy

      Not a hard call to make Owls.

      • user-of-owls

        Yeah, but ONN was first. It wins the cockus!

  • FakaktaSouth

    All right. Let's get it on. I am hoping for DOCTOR PAWL Y'ALL. Because if he wins they start screaming about hippie influx pro-refer madness (who else will start taking heroin?? Woo hoo!) and because he accidentally says stuff that makes my head swivel in agreement and what the fuckedness and its fun not to know exactly what terrible pandering bullshit one of these freakos is gonna say next for a change. Damn it, my no cursing resolution. Or Santorum. Santorum for the funny.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Cool. Current has Faux newz on a screen behind Al Gore, so you can follow both feeds. No sound on Faux, but you don't really need it to guess what they're saying. BTW–Huck is sure looking blimpish these days.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Huck is on the All Bullshit Diet Plan.

  • V572 the Merciless

    Santorum spurting into the lead

  • DustBowlBlues

    Switched to MSNBC during commercial and just missed some "stunning news." Back to Al Gore.

    • chascates

      Al Gore is stunning news?

  • user-of-owls

    WTF, the only live feed I can get is Fox?! Hep me, hep me!

  • BarackMyWorld

    Andrea Mitchell on talking about the anti-Newt advert wave…someone needs to point out (again) that the reason Newt didn't counter isn't because he's for a "positive campaign," but was:
    a) he lacks the money to go the counter-offensive because until a month ago his campaign was really just a stealth book tour, and
    b) most of the crap in the anti-Newt ads was actually true, and he really is that terrible.

    • gullywompr

      Gingrich hooked up with the actual Citizen's United organization to make a movie ("America At Risk"), then got outspent on negative campaign ads from shadowy sources – a direct result of the Supreme Court decision regarding corporate personhood. Then Gingrich whines about the negative ads, and says outside money should be kept out of campaigns.

      I love it when the right hands themselves their own asses.

    • V572 the Merciless

      Tweetie says it doesn't matter that Romney's ads are true; "it's the tone." He is right, however, when he says that this is effectively the end of democracy. Oh well, it was worth a try.

  • DustBowlBlues

    David "You're welcome" Schuster!! God bless Al Gore and Keith O.

    • BarackMyWorld

      I didn't even realize until tonight I even had that channel.

    • FakaktaSouth

      I LOVE The David Schuster "you're welcome" OH if I ever met him that's all I would want, a reason to get him to say that.

  • ProgressiveInga

    VA Tech – 3
    Meeshigan – 0

    Go ACC!

  • BarackMyWorld

    I am enjoying this Current TV coverage more than I thought I would. I didn't know they had Cenk Uygur…

    • Biff

      Every night at 7:00 Eastern, right before the Shouty Keith Show.

  • user-of-owls

    I bet my money on a Ron Paul nag, somebody beat up the gay.

    • V572 the Merciless

      Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

      • ShaveTheWhales

        Do the crosstown busses run all night?

  • Steverino247

    TPM (6 p.m.) shows Santorum, Paul, Romney with 6% reporting. Ewwww!

  • chascates

    "The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing elections. And those of us independent of the two old parties know they are both right."

    ~ Kevin Zeese

  • BarackMyWorld

    So…Gary Johnson is going to endorse Ron Paul?

    (Is it an actual endorsement or he's just telling his supporters to caucus for Paul?)

    • Doktor Zoom

      Both of them?

  • Steverino247

    Paul, Romney, Santorum at 16% in.

  • chascates

    Bachmann is projected to finish last! Ah, sweet is the rebuke to the native born daughter! And Jim Beam on ice!!!

    • ProgressiveInga

      I wonder what's next for our little Maggie Tebow?

      • C_R_Eature

        FOX "News" Special Commentator. Of Course. What else?

        • Beowoof

          Well she is still a Congress person so there is that to fall back on.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Well, she probably will beat Huntsman as if he counts.

    • That might just deserve a double scoop of Cherry Garcia!

  • littlebigdaddy

    Paul is still on top with 15% This could be fun!

  • Steverino247

    Cain has four votes so far. Let's hope he gets to 9 before this ends.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Someone on CNN just made the startling revelation that the Tea Party doesn't like Romney…Is it in the CNN contract that their on-air talent has to say the most obvious thing all the time?

    • Wolf Blitzer has made a career of it.

    • The also list Barry as the "Projected Winner" of the Democratic primary. No joke! http://www.cnn.com/election/2012/primaries/state/

    • DustBowlBlues

      CNN really sucks these days. I can't stand watching anything on it except for Zakaria 360.

    • Beowoof

      Well they are talking to majority of the country so stating common knowledge would be necessary.

  • Steverino247

    And Ron Paul wins where it's flat…

    • SorosBot

      Well him and Santorum both are courting the flat-Earth society vote.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    You know, when you look at each candidate individually for their strengths, weaknesses and intelligence you still have a pile of crap.

  • Schmannnity

    Des Moines Register has three-way-tie at 8:00 pm. I should think this is probably the first Republican three way in Iowa history.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Current has a really laid back atmosphere, like people shooting the shit. Two of them, Jennifer G and Al, sound like they know something about elections.

  • chascates

    http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/ is giving a proxy error. Stupid sod-busters.

    • lol. Somewhere in Des Moines, some IT guy is in deep doodoo.

  • wheelie_

    Hi all, just sticking my head back in for a while during this nail-biting caucus competition, which I hear has set the world alight with its thrilling political & philosophical debates.

  • DustBowlBlues

    While I was doing errands in Stillwater, I stopped by Starbucks to buy the Old Man a latte (in rurul OK, you have to take advantage of coffee when you can). I'd just finished listening to NPR talk about young voters. When the gay clerk asked if I was going to have a good new year, or something, I said, softly–this was still OK–it depended on the election. Sure enough, the tall, not gay kid said that he was Paultard (not the term he used) all the way, because he was anti-war and anti-abortion. I asked him how a candidate could claim to be libertarian if the only govt regulation he wants is the one telling a woman what she can do with her uterus.

    Young men and libertarianism–some things never change, do they?

    • V572 the Merciless

      Most of us (young men; I was one once) outgrew it at 16 or so. One virtue of education is that it teaches you nothing important is ever simple.

      • Beowoof

        However a lot that are simple think they're important. I think I have found a descriptive meme for the republican field.

    • ProgressiveInga

      A gay man has a lot to lose if a woman gets to make an important, private decision about her own body, amiright?

    • chascates

      Santorum's nephew is a Paultard. To paraphrase Churchill "show me a 19-year-old who isn't a Paultard and I'll show you a kid with no heart. Show me a 30-year-old who isn't a mainline conservative and I'll show you one with no . . . Wait, what?

  • BarackMyWorld

    Will there be a Liveblog for this Liveblog?

  • Katydid

    Sure, now. Where was the motherfucker in 2000? He was far up Shrub's ass then.

  • Schmannnity

    Buddy Roemer has 3 votes statewide. Who knew?

  • Katydid

    Oh, Jesus fuck, not Al Sharpton. No, no, no, no, no.

  • Radiotherapy

    I am sooo rooting for Santorum. President Santorum: For the Apocalypse. NEVER underestimate the White Evangelicals, wait, he's Catholic.
    The fair taxers, the homeschoolers, the coalitioners, the Perryairs. It's all Santorum.
    Jobs, kill the abortion nurses, the economy, He Can Beat Obama.

  • SorosBot

    Man, if Mittens does end up in third as he is now that will be really embarrassing for him; on the other hand having two not-Romneys may help split the not-Romney vote.

    • Beowoof

      Look if he wasn't embarassed after 2008 it is not an issue for him.

      • emmelemm

        Republicans don't do shame.

        • SorosBot

          Republicans robots don't do shame.

  • Bluestatelibel

    I'd like to see the look on Mittens' face when Ron Paul takes it – hope his tech support will be able to successfully reboot him.

    • Well, get ready for Mittens to hork up a hairball live on air, because right now, it looks like Santorum's winning IA.

      We know Santorum has no (ugh) ground game, so he's not gonna win any more states; but this will definitely pressure Bachmann, Huntsman, and possibly Perry into dropping out. But how does this affect the race? Anyone?

  • God damn, 23% of these people can actually vote for that prick Santorum? Astonishing.

    One look at that guy and I just think "no". Then he opens his mouth and I'm like "kick in his teeth".

  • Katydid

    Anybody know why the hell Santorum is having an, err, umm….surge?

    • SorosBot

      Because he ended up winning the Ring-around-the-Rosie game of not-Mitt-Romney, and grabbed the not-Mitt chair just as the caucuses were about to start.

    • C_R_Eature

      Partial Pressures and Fluid Dynamics?

    • What Sorosbot said.

    • Beowoof

      Much as an ennema it must come back out.

  • Biff

    Ima have me a Fatboy ice cream sammich. I'm pretty sure it has some corn syrup in it, for Iowa's sake.
    brb

  • Katydid

    Oh, this is great. Ron Paul's tweet:

    @jonhuntsman we found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks
    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/

  • "We're going to be here for a while, Rachel."

    Good grief it's just occurred to me. I need stronger beverage.

  • SorosBot

    Hehe Chuck Todd just said "Santorum Surge"

    • chascates

      Thank gawd I bought a handle of bourbon.

      • SorosBot

        I've got vodka and grape soda – a surprisingly tasty combination.

        • chascates

          I luv me some NuGrape!

    • Biff

      I'm absolutely certain they're just all fucking with him now.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    With all this news about Santorum I had to google his name just to make sure the definition still comes up first…. I'm happy to say it is still number one.

  • Schmannnity

    Paul pulls ahead at 816 and Willard is about to eat Rick's "dust."

    • C_R_Eature

      Suck his Froth, you mean.

  • Biff

    And Santorum surges past Romney to tie with Paul @24%!

  • C_R_Eature

    Watching the Travel Channel. "Hidden City – 'New York City: Son OF Sam, Sid & Nancy, Nicky Barnes" NY in 1977. Wonkette Liveblog for the news. Why the hell not? How many catastrophes do I have to watch?

    We have over 10 more months of this nightmare left. I'm probably going to go and replace the coffee machine with a "Mr Bourbon", just to maintain.

    • Steverino247

      If you find a Mr. Vodka while you're at the store, pick one up for and I'll reimburse you. Thanks!

      • C_R_Eature

        No Prob. I'm planning on buying one of each, so I can swap them out. Two, in your case.

  • Biff

    Oh crap, now it's a three-way again @23%. How exciting!

  • savethispatient

    So, the headline is that there are 3 main candidates, but no one candidate is liked by over a quarter of Iowans.

    • I pretty much predicted this way back when. You're not gonna end up as the front-runner if you can't get more than one-third of your own damn voters to pick your worthless ass. It's just surprising that there were two other survivors.

  • NO! Romeny out in front. Surfing the crest of the Santorum surge?
    http://www.cbsnews.com/primary-election-results-2

    LOL. Love that photo of huntsman. He's like "yep, that's what I expected."

  • smashaduck

    Am I late? Sorry I had better things to do. Dog's belly needed scratching. Michele pulling ahead yet?

  • If Ron Paul wins, the headline will be "Three way race!"

    If Mittens wins, the headline will be "Romney Wins!"

    Damn you, Lame Stream Media.

  • C_R_Eature

    OK, so I relent & punch in MSNBC for some Primary update and all I get is a Boner Drug commercial! Fuck!!

    There it is! AAAHHH! A 3-way – with SANTORUM

  • MilwaukeeKent

    This is whack. About 75 votes is the difference between three frontrunners with 30% in, with 22,000 votes between them.

  • Steverino247

    Holy shit! With 30% in, Huntsman has 207 votes. This means there are less than 700 sane Republicans in the entire stare of Iowa.

    • Biff

      Is that where they shoot the 700 Club?

  • user-of-owls

    Me, I'm waiting for tomorrow's headline:
    SANTORUM OVER ROMNEY

  • C_R_Eature

    Alright everyone! You know & I know that all these Pro Talking Heads on the tube Know the alternate, Savage definition of "Santorum" and are using the phrase "Santorun Surge" on purpose!
    Which one of these bozos will break up, live on the air, while trying to say this?
    "Chuckles" Todd? Tweety?

    • Katydid

      Rachel.

      • C_R_Eature

        DINGDINGDING. WE HAVE A WINNER!

  • C_R_Eature

    Santorum's at 24% now, because all those Duggars voted for him.

  • Steverino247

    Santorum, Romney, Paul at 48% in. (I guess you can only put it in halfway with 24.3% santorum.)

  • ttommyunger

    Huh, wha? Iowa? Caucus? Ron Paul, Rick Santor…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • C_R_Eature

    Just now on the Travel Channel's "Off Limits" the guys are canoeing through a graveyard of sunken shipwrecks near Staten Island. It's an apt metaphor if ever I saw one.

  • I like Erin Burnett's cute chipmunk teeth.

  • Troubledog

    Somewhere Sharron Angle is waiting. Watching and waiting. Waiting for The Call.

  • C_R_Eature

    Aaaand…Santorum Spews into the lead, with 25% (26,443 votes) Mittens (26,383), then Ron Paul 3rd. with 21%. John Huntsman dead last with 828 votes.

    Cue the Paulbot's Conspiracy theories in 3…2…1…

  • Steverino247

    OK. New name: MItt Romulan (kudos to my older son who just walked in with that one).

  • C_R_Eature

    Urgh. Ron Paul on tevee making Austrian Economics joke.

    Now Newt's on AAAH IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US MY PRECIOUS!

    Must. Stop. This. Now.

  • DrunkIrishman

    Aww, looks like that fat fuck Cenk and his 'vote uncommitted in the Iowa Caucus to send that Nazi Fascist Obama a message!!!!!" failed.

    haha, what a loser.

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