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It has always been her all along!Yammering dingbat Michele Bachmann is having one of her “on” days again! This random human equivalent of a found-art sculpture soldered together from fallen space debris not only registers a negative IQ regarding the number of American embassies in Iran, but she also managed to get caught stealing! It’s also evidence that even the most conservative wingnuts are growing tired of her: a group of Iowa’s Christian homeschoolers started wondering why they were getting her constant, annoying spam emails when they had never signed up for this particular form of torture, which they quickly realized was because Michele secretly pilfered their contact list.

From the email sent out by the Network of Iowa Christian Home Educators via the Iowa Republican:

I want to apologize on behalf of the NICHE Board and advise you that we discovered that our list of homeschool contacts was uploaded without our knowledge or permission by the Michele Bachmann Campaign and used twice for e-mails from her campaign. We have been assured by the Bachmann Campaign that it was inadvertent. Due to safeguards built into our contact list, we immediately recognized the use.

Sure sure, “it was a mistake,” like Michele Bachmann herself. And now the group is forcing Bachmann’s campaign to pay for the free advertising with its last ten dollars, hahaha. [Iowa Republican; thanks to Wonkette operative “Monsieur Grumpe”]

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  • chascates

    ITS THE SOCIALITZ TRYING TO BRIING HER DOWN!

  • SorosBot

    So it's crazy-eyes on one side, and a bunch of fundie nuts who want to brainwash their children and teach them lies on the other.

    Whoever loses, everyone wins! Well, except those poor children stuck with horrible parents and never getting a proper education.

  • Barb

    Michele, you take the flu shot yearly, not the Gardacil vaccine.

    • DaRooster

      Yep, she don't need more of that

    • SorosBot

      They shouldn't use vaccines anyway, not just because of the conspiracy theory bullshit but because their development (like all modern medicine) requires knowledge of evolution, which Michele and the proud home scholars deny the reality, because they'd trust an old book over all the evidence of science.

  • Monsieur Grumpe shoots, HE SCORES!

    Maybe Dale Hunter will give you a call, M.G.
    ~

    • Steverino247

      There used to be bumper stickers in Los Angeles that read: Jesus saves. Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he scores!

      • Terry

        Graffiti on the stall wall in the women's room at a university in the early 80's: Save Soviet Jewry, Win Valuable Prizes.

        • jqheywood

          And from a university men's room in the same era: "Free South Africa, Kenya 50% off"

          • Lascauxcaveman

            JESUS SAVES at First Thrift Savings & Loan

          • unclejeems

            Jesus saves. Moses invests.

          • Chichikovovich

            More recent vintage: Free Palestine! Limit 2 per visitor.

      • Ramon X

        There used to be a bumper sticker in L.A. that said Save The John Holmes 14. Also.

        Also. Nuke The Unborn Gay Whales. Also.

      • GOPCrusher

        Only Jesus saves more than Bernie Parent.

      • ShaveTheWhales

        God saves the Queen, but Jesus nails the rebound.

    • Well, I am looking for work.

      • paris biltong

        Commenting on Wonkette is one of the privileges of the idle classes.

  • freakishlywrong

    I bet her emails change the Nigerian business man to Kenyan.

  • HempDogbane

    They're just afraid she'll "save" education in Iowa the same way she did in Minnesota.

  • OkieDokieDog

    I would think that the little homeskoolurs would be tickled pink to get a "To Whom It May Concern, Send Me Some Money" electronic mail from someone who is so close to Jebus.

    I got one yesterday from Liberty University. Luckily my computer is smarter than One L Michele and flipped it to the SPAM box.

    • Biff

      Big Liberty U push this season, for some reason. Even MSNBC is taking their advertising $$$.

      • Chichikovovich

        They aren't getting as many grads hired at the Justice Department in recent years. Need to fill the void somehow.

  • Master Janitor V572

    Home skoolers have email? Who'da thunk it?

    • paris biltong

      It took Him six days to create the world and another six thousand years to invent email.

      • not that Dewey

        Email is not in the Bible because He wanted us to discover it for ourselves.

        • Lascauxcaveman

          "The LORD works in mysterious ways his wond'rous deeds to…

          [/shoots self]

    • Terry

      They need the internet so they can post lots of messages on Christian home skooler forums and basically spend their time smelling their own farts.

    • Serolf_Divad

      I don't envy the conundrum: they're forced to choose between the Socialist Postal Agency and the Devil's playground (AKA: the internet) for their written communiques.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        I'm thinking Western Union could have held out a few more years if only they had targeted this demographic.

  • SexySmurf

    In related news, I just received an e-mail from Marcus offering to increase my penis size 1-3 inches.

    • DaRooster

      … for his pleasure.

    • jqheywood

      "It's a trap! Pull out, pull out!"

    • hagajim

      He just wants to use his mouth.

    • Serolf_Divad

      Warning: the change is only temporary (only lasts as long as your dick is in his mouth) and then he turns around and tries to sell you his de-homofication service.

    • smitallica

      He can DOUBLE my penis size? Forward! FORWARD!!!

  • MrFizzy

    Michele – Marcus just called and he wants you to come home and squeeze his anal gland. We're assuming you're good at that.

    • prommie

      My dog got this disgusting infection, and for weeks, I had to squeeze his anal glands every day. That really, really sucked.

      • Steverino247

        Thank you for sharing.

      • Blueb4sunrise

        Pix or GT………never mind.

      • OneDollarJuana

        It's not a snakebite. You're not supposed to suck.

        • MrFizzy

          LOL

      • hagajim

        Ick!

      • MrFizzy

        Been there – they could use that stuff as a substitute for waterboarding.

      • Biff

        He's never gonna stop following you around after that.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Even Iowa evangelical home schoolers want Bachmann to shutup.

    • not that Dewey

      Even the pigeons, insects, and bacteria that feed on her garbage and sewage want her to shut up.

  • Baconzgood

    Those home school d-bags deserve thier e-mails hacked.

  • Been caught stealing, once cuz I was dumb.
    I enjoy stealing, just stating a fact,
    Well it's… just a… simple fact
    When I want homeschooler lists, I'm not gonna pay for it.

  • smashedinhat

    All I know is someone owes Michele an apology for this outrage.

    • LetUsBray

      Even though the real victim in all this is Sarah Palin.

      • hagajim

        Who?

        • jus_wonderin

          I do have a dim memory of Sarah Palin. Make of that as you wish.

    • hagajim

      Maybe we ought to give her the Ambassadorship to Iran?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Ha! The lesbians in her campaign are clearly sabotaging her!

    • chicken_thief

      Once again the lamestream media and their "gotcha!" bullshit strikes an innocent victim.

    • horsedreamer_1

      @EmmaSullivan just accused Bachmann of theft. She borrows a lot.

  • BarackMyWorld

    There surely must come a point in every conservative demagogue/officeholder's political lifespan where even his or her staunches ideological allies must admit he or she is a complete fucking doofus.

    See also Quayle, Dan; Bush, George W., Palin, Sarah.

    • prommie

      Reagan, Ronald W.

      • BarackMyWorld

        They're still worshiping him. Give it another 10 years.

    • hagajim

      Why does this list seem to be populated with Rethuglicans?

  • Tundra Grifter

    Over at Newsbusters I just read Ann Falter's screed about "liberals" trying to bring down Herman Cain – without a shread of actual evidence, of course.

    In that same spirit, it's obvious to me Lou Sarah is behind this brouhaha.

    How do I know this? Well, "thinking" like Ms. Falter, since it makes no sense it must be true.

    • Terry

      Obviously it's a plot against Cain. Only five women have come forward.

      • Tundra Grifter

        Terry:

        What I keep coming back to ask is why would "liberals" want Mr. Cain out of the race? He's a major distraction, keeps the primary season going, drains money and other resources from serious candidates, and Mr. Obama would wipe the floor with him in any debate.

        Clearly it is the Republican Establishment that wants him to drop out.

        • Terry

          I agree completely. Jon Stewart is praying for Cain to stay in the race.

          • hagajim

            Hell, I think all comedians everywhere are praying that Cain and Bachmann stay in until the bitter end.

          • chicken_thief

            I have no "bitter end" and resent any suggestion otherwise. Just ask Ginger.

            ~Herman

        • Master Janitor V572

          "Sharon, listen…I don't care if you were half-sloshed and can't remember whether Herman put his hand up your skirt or you put your hand on his crotch — the people I'm working for (and you know I can't tell you who they are) just want to be sure the world knows the real story about Cain. You were alone with him in the car, and if you can find a way to remember that he shoved your head down there — and no one but Herman's going to argue with you — you're going to have opportunities come your way — really, really good opportunities. The Koch brothers, the Heritage Foundation, the Cato Institute…do you think they hire people because they know how to do shit shit?"

        • GOPCrusher

          I betting it's Bible Spice. Herb Cain must be siphoning funds from her rubes. They seem to be attracted to lost causes.

      • Biff

        I know, right? 5 out of what, 150,000,000?

    • Callyson

      Bring down Herman Cain? Hell, I hope he lasts the distance…I'm getting a good laugh out of this.
      (Why do I have the distinct feeling I am not the only female to react to Cain that way?)

      • Co-sign. I think he's hilarious and as I've mentioned here before, I think every dollar donated to Herm is $2 the Dems won't have to spend in November.

  • prommie

    Imagine how valuable an email-list of home-schoolers would be? Could you imagine a more gullible group of saps and idiots? Go after them with some Christ-based ponzi scheme and you'd make millions.

    • El Pinche

      Then Bachmann is a genius!

      ….actually no. She's a neurotic dunderhead.

    • Steverino247

      I think that's been done. See Church, Roman Catholic, et al.

      • prommie

        Hubbard, L. Ron

        • SorosBot

          Of Nazareth, Jesus.

          • jqheywood

            Of Nazareth, Jesus H.

            Fixed.

        • OneDollarJuana

          See Church, Mormon; Smith, Joseph; Tablets, Golden, and Glasses, Magic.

          • prommie

            Dumb-dumb dumb dumb dumb. Best. Southpark. Ever. Except for the one in which the "Robert Smith of The Cure" transformer saved Southpark from the rampaging Barbra Streisand transformer. PS, I met Gene Simmons once, and he introduces himself as "Gene Simmons of Kiss." Sad.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        I think "organized religion of any kind" pretty much covers it.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      google "Crystal Cathedral" – Robert Schuller pretty much did that

      • GOPCrusher

        Karmic justice that the Catholics are going to be the new tenants of the West Bank of the Evangelical Holy Land.

        • GeorgiaBurning

          It's working like a corporate or bank merger. CC'ers get their next order of indulgences free and will now enjoy use of the world's largest network of prayer depositories. Plus six months to get that nihil obstat and imprimatur on those bibles.

    • Master Janitor V572

      Been there, done that. Didn't buy the t-shirt, though.

      • Steverino247

        You can't cheat an honest man. People who believe that they're entitled to live forever or have cars for 10% of their true value deserve what they get.

    • hagajim

      I think Jeb Bush already has…what with his home skool currikulum.

    • Terry

      Sell them some craptastic "curriculum" you wrote up over the weekend with the promise that it's Bible based and doesn't include any of that nasty stuff like evolution or algebra. Algebra was invented by the Moooslims, you know.

  • Oblios_Cap

    It'll give those shut-ins homeschooled young-uns a chance to work on their non-existent social skills. Really, what sort of parent would do that to their kids?

    That David Brooks ad is creeping me out.

    • SorosBot

      It's sad, but a lot of conservatives support horrible parenting; look how they've blocked ratifying the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child because it bans beating your kids. Or this recent bit of crap from the Washingon Post's Ruth Marcus (via LG&M):

      More to the point, as I constantly remind my daughters, parents are not bound by constitutional constraints. The Constitution does not grant teenagers the fundamental right to have a cellphone or use foul language on it. The parental role is to inculcate values of respect for authority — even those you disagree with — and the importance of civil discourse. It’s not to stand up for your little darling no matter how much she mouths off.

      Yes, they think parents should teach bad values to their kids.

    • Callyson

      Ditto on the Brooks ad. I want Michelle Obama (she with the arms that frighten David so) to smack him upside the head…

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Wow. Apparently creationist fundies can sniff out a bullshitter.

    Think it's because she's married to a gay man? Or because she's a Lutheran?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I used to be in charge of some mailing lists. It's easy enough to find out if anyone is abusing it. Just make a a couple of fake entries on it with your own address or PO Box and see what gets sent to you. Some of my favorite names were Faye Kustomer, Justin Ormalguy and Hudati C. Oberdare.

  • Nice prank w/ the stock photo there, Wonkette. For a minute, with the tattooed makeup and stripeys I was sure Palin had again returned her tramp stamp to the foreground of our collective conscience.

  • Did she steal Kortney too? I don't see her anymore.

    • Oblios_Cap

      they've replaced the ad with a simulated penis with one featuring a giant dick!

    • Ramon X

      Yeah! What's up with that? I like Olivia and all. But Kortney and that big, hard cucumber slipping between those moist lips… Whoa. Sorry. Never mind. Back to work.

  • Isn't it a given that a grifting former tax attny would get caught stealing? So why the !

    • Chichikovovich

      The tax attorneys that didn't get law degrees from Oral Roberts usually don't get caught.

  • Michele raised all her kids (all 528 of em) on good old Minnesota Spam. If it's good enough for them…

    • paris biltong

      Being from Scandinavian stock, I used to feel a certain affinity with Minnesotans. What happened? And how come the Viking's owner is name Zygi Milf? Is that some kind of a joke?

  • #shestealsalot

  • Hey, right wing dingbat email is the only thing keeping AOL alive!

  • offbrandboobs

    "We have been assured by the Bachmann Campaign that it was incompetent/incoherent."

    *fixed*

  • Oh Michele. Gone from Bachmann Takeover Drive to Bach's Addiction.

  • It's NOT THEFT!

    Clearly, she intended to return the list just as soon as she was done with it!

  • x111e7thst

    If there is not a portable meth cooker in the back of the Bachmann bus it's obviously time to install one.

    • paris biltong

      I understand the bus has a Bachmann Burner Overdrive.

      • Oblios_Cap

        You ain't seen nothing yet!

    • prommie

      The "one container" method?

  • ThundercatHo

    Home schoolers?! Those assholes deserve whatever they get including a personal visit from Crazy Eyes, Marcus and the whole Santorum clan plus Newt and Calista for Jebusween.

    • chicken_thief

      Unfortunately, Marcus is tied up, very likely literally, doing volunteer work at the Sullivan Detention Center in Colorado. He has vowed to remain there and use whatever pull he can muster until the former Sheriff of the Year is freed.

    • All the home-skoolers I knew in Western Pennsylvania were big supporters of Bible Spice. They thought she was a model mother, a good Christian, and by logical deduction A Great American.

  • chascates

    Via RawStory:
    Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann says schools should teach children about evolution and intelligent design because “the best thing to do is to allow all scientific facts on the table.”

    During a question-and-answer session at the University of Northern Iowa Wednesday, Bachmann was asked if intelligent design should be taught as science in public schools.

    “I think that all science should be on the table,” the candidate explained. “I think the one thing we do not want to have is censorship by government.”

    • not that Dewey

      I'd like to know her opinion on the geocentric astronomy of Anaximander.

      Anaximander proposed a cosmology with the Earth shaped like a section of a pillar (a cylinder), held aloft at the center of everything. The Sun, Moon, and planets were holes in invisible wheels surrounding the Earth; through the holes, humans could see concealed fire.

      Anaximander -> Aristotle -> Aquinas -> Church Doctrine -> Texas schoolbooks -> Michele Bachmann's brain. Teach the controversy!

      • chascates

        And its turtles all the way down.

        • jqheywood

          No. It's four elephants on the back of a giant turtle.

          • Lascauxcaveman

            Consult the Gospel of Seuss. Looks like turtles all the way down, to me.

          • jqheywood

            Hah! Seussian Heresy! Consult the works of the Prophet Pratchett, especially those concerning his servant, Rincewind. Clearly stated: the world is a disc supported by four giant elephants who are standing on the cosmic turtle, which is swimming through space.

          • ShaveTheWhales

            THE TURTLE MOVES!!!!

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I don't think these people subscribe to what we normal folks would call the conventional definition of "science."

    • Ramon X

      I don't know. When I sit down to dinner the last think I want is a lot of facts laying all over my table.

    • hagajim

      Last time I checked there was no science behind intelligent design, just Jeebus freaks.

    • freakishlywrong

      This is a candidate for President of the United States. Brawndo, it's got electrolytes!

      • Biff

        Your shit's all re+arded, then.
        Fuck you, administrator…

    • SayItWithWookies

      I agree with Michele on this one — all science should be on the table. Part of the way theories are judged is by their predictive value, as in "if x is true, then it follows that y would be the result, and we should find evidence of y."

      Thus, if the first book of Genesis were true, we should find evidence of many interesting phenomena: for instance, that the earth and the universe were created at more or less the same time; that the moon and all the stars were created at the same time; that complex animals existed before plants; and that fish and birds existed before land animals. Evidence of these would absolutely shake the very foundations of Darwinian evolution, and their complete nonexistence would be an overwhelming refutation of biblical literalism.

      So teach the controversy — I'm all for it.

    • bebecca2298

      That should work out fine then. Since creationsm is fairy tale, it won't be included in the science curriculum.

  • SayItWithWookies

    However, due to federal legal issues surrounding the unauthorized use, NICHE is forced to take several steps to rectify this situation. …[I]n accordance with the legal requirements, NICHE must allow all the other campaigns the equal opportunity to pay for two similar e-mails to the contacts on the NICHE list. If the other campaigns decide to pay and send the two e-mails, NICHE will send the e-mails directly without sharing or compromising our contact list in any way.

    Oh, this gives me an idea…though this damned commenting system won't let me put it in one comment. See below.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Dear Homeschoolers —

      Just wanted to say hi and introduce you to my campaign — it's a big round world out there, and we're all held onto it by the same gravity, so you may not have been acquainted with SayItWithWookies for President 2012 and everything I stand for. But ever since humans evolved into an independent species some 150,000 years ago in darkest Africa, we have been forming societies — and this has culminated in our Constitution, based on the principles of Enlightenment Humanism espoused by such thinkers as Locke and Hume, finally liberating us from troublesome superstitions, the Divine Right of Kings and other misbegotten and failed structures that have done nothing besides bring misery and oppression to the world.

      cont'd

      • SayItWithWookies

        As president of this great and progressive nation, I promise to uphold those freedoms that our secular humanist founders envisioned for society and which have culminated in the most free nation on the face of this 4.6 billion year old planet, spinning with mechanical meaninglessness in the vastness of an even older universe.

        In order to further this vision, my administration promises to tax churches, legalize weed, ban capital punishment, never mention any deity whatsoever except in sneeringly derogatory terms, double the funding for public broadcasting and Planned Parenthood, stop torture, and conduct a thoroughly fact-and-science-based administration.

        Oh, and your heart pills are in the medicine cabinet.

        Yours,

        SiWW2012

        • You had me at "big round world"

          • Generation[redacted]

            Forget it. A round-worlder doesn't stand a chance in the South.

        • HarryButtle

          Ka-boom. That's the sound of a thousand closed minds asploding all over the inside of their double-wides.

        • Negropolis

          They were skeptical until you promised the heart pills.

  • Goonemeritus

    She should stick to her traditional campaign outreach technique and stuff flyers into John Birch Society news letters.

  • Mahousu

    At least they've got a a new theme song for their campaign to replace "Lyin' Ass Bitch."

  • GhostBuggy

    OT, but Jeebus God, the last thing I want when I come to Wonkette is to see David Brooks' dumb face.

    • SorosBot

      I'm not seeing any giant David Brooks; probably because my work computer doesn't have flash, so any ad that requires it doesn't show up. Should I feel lucky?

      • GhostBuggy

        Yes, except there is a silver lining. It's an add for an upcoming Brooks appearance on C-SPAN2's "Book TV." It's inviting people to participate with questions through Twitter and such. Posting that on Wonkette seems like an invitation for awesome shenanigans, though.

    • Not even Olivia Munn can make up for that stupid face…

    • LetUsBray

      Maybe it's a clever ploy by Kortney to get us to see how good we had it before, so we'll "love" her vegetables too.

      • Biff

        For the record, I have always loved Kortney and her vegetables.

        • GhostBuggy

          Yes, bring back Kortney and her Kucumber.

    • neiltheblaze

      Unless it's accompanied by a withering post on what a a pencil dicked fuck face he is.

    • Callyson

      As I said in reply to someone else who commented on this, I want Michelle Obama (she with the arms that frighten David so much) to smack him upside the head…

  • Trannysurprise

    This is like the time I gave my email address to the Jehovah's witnesses and somehow started getting emails from NAMBLA. It happens – you don't know how.

    • prommie

      Be strong. Someday this oppression will end.

    • DaRooster

      I hate it when the JWs won't quit knocking on my monitor screen…

    • Biff

      Never a miscommunication.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Email, like socialism, is both free AND expensive. Only Michele Bachmann could illustrate how so.

  • El Pinche

    When she's not sneaking around and spying on gay parades, she's spamming homeschooled jesustards.

    • Generation[redacted]

      I thought spying on gay parades was Marcus' job?

  • MistaEko

    Due to safeguards built into our contact list, we immediately recognized the use.

    What tipped them off, you ask? Someone actually sending a home-schooler an e-mail.

  • Blueb4sunrise

    via Atriot 'thumpered'

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Sexting Former Wisconsin DA Accused Of Sexual Harrassment By State Agency.

    Q: Who is he accused of harassing?
    A: Domestic abuse victims
    http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/12

    • Generation[redacted]

      He took his date to an autopsy? That's bold. Wait, is bold the right word?

      "Like taking candy from a baby" will heretofore be known as "Like sexually harassing a domestic abuse victim"

    • quote:

      "Multiple women came forward after the initial scandal broke, including one who claimed that Kratz took her on a date to an autopsy.

      Now that's keepin' it classy, Wisconsin. As if I needed more fodder for my waking nightmares; my sensibilities weren't nearly assaulted enough here, this morning, by caped midget-like clown-convicts witih frozen evil grins plastered on their faces.

      • Generation[redacted]

        When they remove the brain from the skull, it's time to make your move on her.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    In addition to Jane's Addiction, as a representative of the olds on the board I would also like to submit Uriah Heep's "Stealin' (When I Should Have Been Buyin')" as a contender for official Bachmann campaign song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO2Py291OiA

    • prommie

      Stealing is one way to Easy Living.

  • PubOption

    Nice try with the picture at the beginning of this thread, but the eyes don't look sufficiently crazy.

  • Oblios_Cap

    That bitch steals!

  • Generation[redacted]

    Uh oh. Should I not have given her the list of wonkette users?

  • spends2much

    If the First Lady had been caught being stupid and stealing, she'd get a big fat apology…right Michele?

  • DahBoner

    We cleaned out the room of the "Christian" housemate, who got thrown into jail last week for stealing clothes from Macy's.

    Turns out, he wasn't even wearing them. His closet was full of clothes, brand new, with the price tags still on them.

    Probably, many Republicans just steal for the "sport" of it…

  • Ancient_Hacker

    The NICHE folks should try a little learnin' themselves, like not putting all the students on the cc: list, but instead on bcc: Even Jesus knew that.

    • jus_wonderin

      BCC: "Befor Chirst, Christ!"

  • El Pinche

    Nothing perks up brunch like a picture of Anusburglar.

  • chascates

    CNN with Greta:
    BACHMANN: I think that Rick Santorum is a wonderful man personally, but also, I think that he's very gifted when it comes to the area of legal issues. And I think I could see him as an attorney general. I think he'd do a great job. I haven't talked to Rick about that, but I think he'd be wonderful, or another cabinet position. And I think that he'd also be on my short list of people that I would consider for my vice president.

    • freakishlywrong

      Holy fuck (wits)! What will they ban first? They'll need to borrow the ban hammer.

      • Chichikovovich

        Banhammer? They'd need Mjölnir just to get through the first week, when they take on the A's. (Abortion, (Free) Assembly, Atheism, (Same-sex) Affection, Agnosticism, Arminianism, Arianism,…)

        • And imagine, they'd be able to get their hands on a drone.

    • BarackMyWorld

      Or they could just fuck and get it over with.

    • DaRooster

      She could just ask Marcus for some Santorum…

    • Negropolis

      How incredibly adorable, bless her heart. She thinks she actually has a chance, poor thing.

  • DaRooster

    I think the drummer should be suspended!

    • Biff

      In thin air? Genius!

  • SilverTsunami

    Network of Iowa Christian Home Educators. My home is not Christian, but it is educated. We read to it regularly and now we are teaching it fractions!

  • Guppy

    It was a political message. I'd wager that this was perfectly legal under the CAN SPAM Act.

  • mavenmaven

    Apparently that means that the Iowa Christian Home Schoolers are a bunch of RINOs and Judases. They will be begging for forgiveness when Michele gets the Rapture going!

  • Chichikovovich

    The title and first line of the post inspire me to poetic flights. Has One-L ever been to Wales?

    One-L was a dingbat, one-L was a thief;
    one-L came to my house and stole a piece of beef;
    I went to one-L's house, one-L wasn't in;
    I jumped upon her Sunday hat and poked it with a pin.

    One-L was a dingbat, one-L was a sham;
    one-L came to my house and stole a piece of lamb;
    I went to one-L's house, one-L was away,
    I stuffed her socks with sawdust and filled her shoes with clay.

    One-L was a dingbat, one-L was a cheat,
    one-L came to my house, and stole a piece of meat;
    I went to one-L's house, one-L was not there,
    I hung her coat and trousers to roast before a fire

  • Sassomatic

    Her emails were mainly a plea to these home "educators" to change the Conservapedia entry on Iran to reflect the controversy about how many embassies the U.S. has there.

  • Antispandex

    She's kind of like your "slow" relative (we all have at least one). Sure they frustrate you, but you still find yourself pulling for them. I know I am still pulling for her to win the nomination…..because it would just be AWESOME!

  • ttommyunger

    Frank Luntz would simply refer to this as "Expedited Appropriation." FIXED!

  • datateday

    Michele Bachmann's not allowed to burgle Marcus' ham, tho.

  • Negropolis

    In a GOP primary, once you've lost the homeschoolers, you've lost America.

    It's over Mrs. Bachmann. Game over, man; game over.

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