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boring, next topicAh, the smell of chaos in the morning. World markets are already down today as Washington’s leaders continue to breed new debt ceiling plans like rabbits attached to jumbo IV bags of Viagra, mostly so they can fling the little newborn wabbits at the wall and watch them die a bloody death. John Boehner declared briefly over the weekend that a deal would be reached on Sunday to avoid freaking out Asian markets by the time of their Monday opening, but this turns out to have been just another one of his little “jokes.” Haha, it was funnier the first time! Meanwhile, 42% of Americans are still kind of “meh” about the entire concept of raising the debt ceiling, 35% “have no opinion” about financial apocalypse, and a mere 22% favor the concept of sane logic. Why is a plurality of Americans still upset about raising the debt ceiling? Possibly “teh immuhgrents?”

Gallup bravely asked some Americans to write in their answers for why they do not want to raise the debt ceiling, which predictably included such sound economic principles as “raising the debt ceiling would hurt the economy” and “immigrants” among their reasoning.

Enjoy some of the verbatim responses written by respondents to the Gallup survey (with spelling fixed by Gallup, boo for humor):

IT INCREASES INFLATION, AND DECREASES THE VALUE OF OUR DOLLAR
DON’T NEED ANY MORE TAXES
IT’S NOT RESOLVING THE ONGOING PROBLEM
WE HAVE ENOUGH DEBT ALREADY
OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD REEL IN HIS SPENDING. PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING
RAISING THE DEBT CEILING WOULD HURT THE ECONOMY
BAD MANAGEMENT OF THE GOVERNMENT
WE CAN’T AFFORD ADDITIONAL DEBT
WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO OUR PAY OUR DEBTS BEFORE SPENDING MORE
IMMIGRANTS

Always the Messicans, man, it’s always the Messicans. [Gallup/ WaPo]

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  • James Howard Kunstler is masturbating himself into a frenzy right now.

    World Made by Hand, indeed.

  • On a related topic, 2000 RIM jobs will be cut this month. What?

    • Man, that is a serious Rim Job deficit.

      Oh, you mean Blackberry. Meh, who cares? Blackberry has been on life support for a while.

      • GregComlish

        OMG, I was in a bar in this hip section of Vancouver, and this couple asked me if I was into BBM. At first I thought this was some sort of Craigslist term I wasn't familiar with, but they actually just meant Blackberry Messenger.

        • Gives a whole new meaning to "Blackberry Connect Account."

      • Hopefully said tongue-in-cheek.

    • Steverino247

      Mr. President. We cannot afford to have a RIM Job Gap!

      • horsedreamer_1

        Kennedy would never have stood for it!

    • If people are getting cuts, they are doing something wrong…

  • skoalrebel

    There's a Wal-Mart down the road from me. That's my world market, and it's doing just fine. The price of dip is stable, so the economic outlook is just fine.

    • horsedreamer_1

      What about the price of jerky?

      • I remember when I was a kid slim jims were a nickel.

      • skoalrebel

        Slim Jims are a luxury. [ spit] As long as the price of necessities stays level, I say it's all good.

        • Pragmatist2

          "necessities" meaning "beer."

          • horsedreamer_1

            Would be funny if SkoalRebel were all about microbrews, like, he only drinks Dogfishhead.

          • No exotic imports for him. More Stella Artois for me.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      It's the dips in the aisles who don't know WTF is going on.

  • I'm beginning to suspect that the whole Teabagger thing is just some hugely complicated postmodern performance art hoax. I mean, that's just poetry, man. Crazy, delusion, wrongheaded, awesome poetry.

    • FNMA

      There once was a man from Nantucket…

      • GregComlish

        Are you suggesting that the man from Nantucket was actually an illegal immigrant and not a true American Hero? The social ramifications of this revelation are incalculable.

        • horsedreamer_1

          Deportuguese Now!

        • riverside68

          I had no idea that the immigrants were that well endowed.

          Why are they picking crops if they have big endowments?

          I am never going to understand politics.

    • Sue4466

      That would be a preferable explanation to them just being a bunch of ignorant meanspirted assholes.

    • anniegetyerfun

      The guy who murdered all of those people in Norway probably read something much like it at a poetry släm once.

    • Readymade art, sort of like Marcel Duchamp's 'Fountain'?

      (a urinal turned on its side)

    • Swampgas_Man

      I assumed all along it was just a big game of political chicken. Two crazy drivers driving head-on into each other, except one driver is backing up and the other idiot is gaining speed.

    • Negropolis

      I read "postmodern" as "postmortem". If only we were so lucky, right?

  • MARCdMan

    We really do have a government of the people, for the people and by the people; and both are shockingly stupid.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Meanwhile, P.T. Barnum, LLP and like-minded tycoon clubs are busily shorting U.S. bonds, so they can pocket several billion dollars more at our expense. A fraction of the winnings will be recycled into GOP political action committees.

      Stupidity is a wonderful thing, once you spread enough of it around. Sort of like manure.

    • It's a damn shame, ain't it?

  • horsedreamer_1

    OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD REEL IN HIS SPENDING. PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING

    This is why we cannot have reparations.

    • anniegetyerfun

      It's just so tragic, knowing that all to 'baggers out there believe that the President is the one who set up current spending and is personally handing fistfulls of cash out to, say, messicans at the borders.

      • DaRooster

        Doesn't he also send our monies to Pakistan? He started that right?

        • anniegetyerfun

          He invaded all those Mooselim countries, so that he could give them money to be terrists. That is how Islamic Kenyan Socialism works.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    "WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO OUR PAY OUR DEBTS BEFORE SPENDING MORE IMMIGRANTS"

    So, immigrants are a form of legal tender? In this light, the concern about Messicans flooding our borders actually makes a little sense, what with the inflation.

    • Sue4466

      Georgia has recently proven that, just like money, it's hard to get much done without immigrants.

    • DashboardBuddha

      Can you break a Honduran?

      • not that Dewey

        John Negroponte can.

      • GunToting[Redacted]

        Brother, can you spare a Salvadoran?

      • AJWjr.

        Sure–I've got Brazillions!

        • DashboardBuddha

          LOL

    • DaRooster

      Just this morning I was really pissed when I only got 2 Mayans back in change for an Aztec… and only ONE pack of gum… sheesh… inflatables…

      • anniegetyerfun

        Check the year, though, The 1963 Mayan is really rare and might be collectible.

        • DaRooster

          Hey WTF? How do I have a 2013 Mayan?!?! Super trippy…

          • DashboardBuddha

            I bet it's a fake like the Roman coins that have 100 BC written on them.

      • Swampgas_Man

        Well, the quarter had a Mexican on it back in the day — "Gimme five Mexicans for a quarter," you'd say. Meanwhile I had a Puerto Rican on my belt, as was the style at the time.

    • Negropolis

      I here that Nuyoricans are like three dollar bills.

  • …and the horse you Galluped in on!

  • JerkCade

    Here's every third word of that:

    INFLATION THE OUR NEED TAXES
    RESOLVING PROBLEM
    ENOUGH
    OUR REEL SPENDING SUFFERING
    DEBT HURT
    BAD THE CAN’T DEBT
    TO HOW PAY BEFORE
    IMMIGRANTS

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I don't see that it makes the message much different.

      • Oblios_Cap

        It sounds more Yoda-like, and therefore wiser.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I was wondering how the teatards compressed their comments to 140-character twits.

    • prommie

      Makes sense to me. Does it to you?

  • BlueMonkeh

    Stupid….burning….

    This is why we can't have … things.

    • Swampgas_Man

      We have LOTS of things, we just can't pay for 'em.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Ah, my fellow Americans, there, with the minds like steel bear traps n' shit.

    • riverside68

      That's the trouble with steel bear traps: leave them out in the rain, pretty soon they are rusted shut!

  • Easy there, Kirsten.

    It's not easy manufacturing consent.

    Without a big phony baloney debt ceiling 'crisis', how would our ruling class get everyone to agree to Medicaid cuts, Medicare cuts, and Social Security cuts in order to pay for wars, tax cuts, and bailouts?

    Relax and enjoy the kabuki.
    ~

    • Sue4466

      ding ding ding, we have a winner! disaster politics anyone?

    • LiveToServeYa

      Bukakke theater.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Whoa – that's a REALLY perverse take on "trickle down" economics.

  • Barb

    Dear John Boehner:
    I look at your tangerine-peel skin and think about how you make Amy Winehouse look kinda robust and healthy. Stop slipping into the tanning bed thrice-daily to beat your dick like it owes you money. Do what is right for this country, get past this hurdle and for the love of Christ, get working on job creation. No one is impressed by your shittified attitude and how you cry like a girl with a hare lip, a superfluous third nipple, and backnea during prom time. Take your ginormous gavel and stop being the Bleaker of the House. We are not impressed

    • elviouslyqueer

      And, I might add:

      You, Speaker Boehner, are a GROWN ASS MAN. Please start acting like one. And that goes triple for your mewling sycophant, Eric Cantor.

    • V572 Hair of Destiny

      Where are the jobs, by the way, Mr Boehner?

      • Barb

        We are still fluffing the "job creators" aka brazillionaires to give us the jobs.

        • V572 Hair of Destiny

          Is a "brazillionaire" somebody who made a fortune in corsets? Like Howard Hughes and Jane Russell?

    • OneDollarJuana

      Amy Winehouse. Maybe too soon?

      Or maybe not soon enough?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Just in time.

    • fartknocker

      My only addition to your comment is that John and his gang of merry minions needs to drop the man-love relationship with Grover Norquist. This jackwad doesn't want to pay any taxes but I bet he just loves him roadways in D.C. and Virginia, clean restaurants because of health inspectors, etc.

      I consider Norquist a treasoner. It's a harsh word but he clearly fails to understand the constitutionality of taxes with representation. John Adams is currently doing cat flips in his grave everytime he hears that G.E. didn't pay taxes last year.

      • This all assumes that somehow Sir-Cries-a-Lot could actually get the teatard caucus under control.

        Good luck with that one, Boehner.

    • Haven't had your Mountain Dew yet, I see.

      If Repubicans believe lower taxes is the only way to get a brazillionaire to create jobs, they should truly own it and advocate brazillionaires pay NO taxes as a way to thank them for letting us polish their knobs and whatnot.

    • mayor_quimby

      Well said! I wonder how Nancy Pelosi was able to hold back on making a dick joke when she saw Boner wielding that ridiculously large wooden dildo.
      I would have gone with "Jesus, you must have one huge, gaping asshole!'

    • Negropolis

      Winehouse Libel!

  • SudsMcKenzie

    I'm gonna "Irish" up my tea this morning.

    • Ah the Irish! America's 19th century muslins with their Catholic drunken ways, taking orders from the Pope to destroy American values. At least that's what the Know Nothing Party said.

      Ah the Know Nothing Party! America's 19th century Tea Party.

    • Negropolis

      I don't know, man. Potato tea sounds pretty gross to me. ;)

  • bhosp

    That is actually kind of a neat "found poem" there.

  • Tundra Grifter

    It's not all bad. Donald Chump has fallen off the radar. And people have stopped asking about Mr. Obama's birth certificate.

    • Terry

      The Snowbilly is still mulling over running and then there's Michelle Bachmann and Rick Santorum already in the race. Not to mention Herman Cain and the others.

    • V572 Hair of Destiny

      There was a Trump blip on the radar…he's now saying if neither party's candidate meets his specifications, he will mount a third party run. Anything to stay in the spotlight.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "DON’T NEED ANY MORE TAXES"

    Fucking Grover Norquist anyway.

  • YOU KNOW WHO ELSE USES CAPS ALL TEH TIME?

    • The rest of the NHL in the playoffs?
      ~

    • SudsMcKenzie

      NEWS OF THE WORLD?

      • Not anymore.

        • SudsMcKenzie

          BATBOY lives, as long as we remember him.

    • Charles Schulz's PEANUTS© characters?

    • OWEN MEANY

    • horsedreamer_1

      The Kyoto Protocol?

    • genxr

      ME, UNTIL I CAN GET IT TO COME UP HERE AND FIX MAH COMPUTER!!11111!

    • OneDollarJuana

      TELEGRAMS

      TELEXES

      • AJWjr.

        WINKYLINKS!

    • The Huffington Post, of course. It only takes one "Libtard" media outlet to ruin it for the rest of us…

    • elviouslyqueer

      ALL OF THEM, KATIE. (Well, all of them on Breitbart.tv, anyway.)

    • anniegetyerfun

      The love child of Matt Drudge and an LOLCAT?

    • Crank_Tango

      baseball players? mushrooms?

    • ArmoredLibunatic

      Online gamers?

    • GOPCrusher

      COBOL PROGRAMMERS

  • JFC on a cracker, that is an assload of economic and civic ignorance right there.

    • CZL

      It's called a tea party. A tea party of ignorance.

  • lefty74

    Warning! Warning! Economy must fail! Economy must fail!
    Will Robinson. Take shelter! Obama's fault! Economy must fail.

    • horsedreamer_1

      +440

  • Barb

    There is a light at the end of the tunnel:
    We are <–> this close to having us some football.

    • FNMA

      Does anybody else find it disturbing that the most effective union in the country represents millionaires?

      • Barb

        The only thing I find disturbing about football is that the announcers keep talking about how great Romo is.

        • SudsMcKenzie

          …. gawd, and she knows football. gay-hetro marry me Barb

          • Barb

            I was just sitting here and wondering where I could find some chicken wings to split up and put in the freezer. Nothing makes me happier than to get up early, start my indoor tailgate food and watch Jeffery make his football bets.

    • SudsMcKenzie

      As a Packer fan, all I can say is "bring it on".

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I hope Brett Favre unretires and starts for the Raiders. And gets Theisman'd.

      • Barb

        That would be fitting. Some of the sports TV talkers last night were talking about him being a backup for Vick and the Iggles.

        • SudsMcKenzie

          time to buy some Wranglers

      • GOPCrusher

        Gawd no. As a Raiders fan, I can say we already have one old fart that needs to be retired.

    • V572 Hair of Destiny

      We don't have any bread, so give us circuses, Emperor Obama, preferably on Rupert's network! A big "thumbs up" from you!

    • prommie

      But what will be the fate of my beloved Gators without their genius coach and water-walking demigod Tim Tebow?

    • James Michael Curley

      I thought we were >–< close. But then I'm near sighted.

    • justkillmenow

      I have a new three-pot slow cooker that is so very ready for some tailgate food. The sports lull is so bad I've started watching golf. My husband is getting worried.

    • karen

      Aww, I got excited then I realized you're talkin' 'bout American football. I did a dance this morning because the Premier League starts mid-August. Here I thought I had some companions, alas you're all just pigskin and spandex whores!

  • freakishlywrong

    That's literally the script of every Fox "News" show on the air.
    This one is a fucking doozy:

    OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD REEL IN HIS SPENDING. PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. People are stupid. The end.

    • Sue4466

      and the silent prayer "Thank Jebus people are stupid, papa needs a new jet! Thank you for the poor and the immigrants. Amen."

  • Schmannnity

    Where's Westboro Baptist on this?

    • widestanceroman

      Thank God for Debt Soldiers

    • Negropolis

      On the fucking ceiling…where they always are, of course.

  • No blame on teh gayz for this? interesting.

    • V572 Hair of Destiny

      Teabaggers haven't noticed recent events in Noo Yawk, which as Alaskunt tells is not in the American part of America.

  • This sucks. I'm gonna go masturbate. No, really.

    • Barb

      I already knocked one out of the ballpark earlier. Wash your hands and hurry back!

      • Why should I wash my hands?

        • Barb

          Because the keyboard needs to be kept somewhat clean or you will have sticky keyyyyyyyyyyyys.

          • What?! Girl juice not covered under AppleCare? Feckin eleeetists!

      • Is that what you call it? Not "flicking the bean?"

    • Callyson

      Oh what a good idea. BRB…

  • freakishlywrong

    Would it be so difficult, just once, for one of these pundits or "news" anchors to point out to just one of these gasbags that the debt ceiling is paying for previously incurred debt? And that no, there was a Republican administration in between Clinton and the current one? And all of these "responsible adults" voted, without conditions, to raise the debt ceiling 9 times under that previous administration?

    Edit: Fuck them. Fuck them all.

    • smitallica

      Ali Velshi actually made that very point this morning on CNN.

      Oh god. I just typed that. I feel so…dirty.

    • GOPCrusher

      Oh they do. But none of the previous Presidents were black.

  • Oblios_Cap

    OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD REEL IN HIS SPENDING.

    Does it matter which model he uses to do it? Because if he uses an Abu Garcia you'll probably call him a Muslin. Probably better just to stick with a Zebco.

    • prommie

      Okume. Everything is Chinese now.

    • Last time I looked, Congress had to authorize spending. And taxes. if the Repubicans or Congress want a balanced budget, all they need to do is pass one.

  • Pragmatist2

    I'm reading Atlas Shrugged as fast as I can. The answer must be in there somewhere.

    • nonbeliever7

      It's "trains" or maybe "plastic". I get my movies…err… books mixed up.

    • AJWjr.

      Just PM Pammie. She knows everything. Or Grover, because who can you trust if not a goddamned Muppet?

  • Ducksworthy

    And so, in the year of our Lord 2011, America ceased to exist as a world power and sank, under the weight of the Banana Republican Party, into the ooze of third world status. Ya'all wont fishhaids wif that rice? That'll be 25 cents extry.

    • SudsMcKenzie

      would you like a spot o tea govenor?

    • freakishlywrong

      Rice? The country is either flooded or on fire. There will be no rice. Only freeze-dried potato helper.

    • GOPCrusher

      I calculate the exact date as Nov 2nd, 2010.

    • PristineODummy

      Fish are going extinct in 5, 4, 3, 2, ….

      Best flavour that rice with leftover garum and waterbugs.

  • revmod

    It's all okay by me – my investment last week in hobo bean futures is looking like the right bet. I got mine, Jack.

    • Come here a minute

      Jack doesn't live here any more.

      • PristineODummy

        Tossed out and homeless, eh?

  • Thurman Munster IV

    A beautiful piece of iambic pentameter if ever there was
    One

  • Oblios_Cap

    Damned illegal immigrants! First they won't pick the crops in GA and now they're destroying our economy.

    They're awfully powerful for a cash-starved non- voting bloc of slave laborers! Kinda like modern day Spartacuses (Spartaci?), the lot of them.

    • Oblios_Cap

      In America, even our illegal aliens are Exceptional!

    • PristineODummy

      Clearly, they must be taxed all the way into starvation. We're not doing enough.

  • It's pretty much safe to say that wingnuts don't know shit about anything except Cheetos.

  • Terry

    "OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD REEL IN HIS SPENDING. PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING"

    Yes, Congress has nothing to do with spending. At all.

    • freakishlywrong

      Terry, that is not the narrative. Obuumer has spent more than all previous Presidents combined.

      Sigh*, If Obama had spent $14 trillion in 2 1/2 years, would we all not now have ponies?

      • GOPCrusher

        And jobs.

      • arihaya

        BUT CONGRESS ISN'T A KENYAN MUSLIM SOCIALIST

        • PristineODummy

          You left out THE most important qualifier. I mean, they'd be fine with him being a *WHITE* Kenyan Muslim Atheist Socialist.

    • Crank_Tango

      yeah but congress isn't near.

  • Starving the beast will lead to American greatness. Next winter when everyone is huddled in cardboard boxes under empty freeway overpasses sharing two cans of hobo beans between 300+ mil, we will finally understand the meaning of community.

  • Since we are worried about spending in the future the only thing to do is to default now.

    Nothing wrong with that thinking.

  • Come here a minute

    BAD MANAGEMENT OF THE GOVERNMENT can only be fixed by WORSE management of the GUBMINT (original spelling restored).

  • genxr

    It's the fault of those mulsin terrists in Norway, and all their librul sympthesrs.

  • scionkirk

    The winner is – 'I'M AFRAID OUR COUNTRY IS GOING BANKRUPT' So… to avoid bankruptcy, we need to go bankrupt. Yay to the American public education system.

  • OT

    Speaking of rim jobs, Harry Reid has pissed down both legs and given Mr. Speaker Agent Orange everything he wanted except a blow job. Never fear Wonketteers, dear Harry will get to that after he gets done flossing his teeth with Cantor's pubes.

    • V572 Hair of Destiny

      Hard to understand why Barry dump-igated the negotiations to oratorically challenged noted pussy Harry Reid. Well it's easy to understand because who'd want to talk to Boehner day after day. But still…

    • anniegetyerfun

      Thank goodness! Dems were in danger of losing their street cred*.

      *Only redeemable on Pussy Avenue West.

    • PristineODummy

      I'm still reeling from that. How the FUCK are they going to explain pre-emptively rolling over and slitting their own bellies? We're REWARDING these teabagging assholes for their obstructionist behaviour, yes?

  • genxr

    Don't worry me none. I liquidated my 401k and put everything I have into whiskey futures.

    Once again, a single-malt portfolio pays off for the thirsty investor!

  • Goonemeritus

    The right gets most of their money from large corporations not Teabagers. They are scared of Teabagers but they will cross them, they will not cross the street. I know you all don’t believe me but I’m still saying this is theater. Some piece of shit face saving trick will be wheeled out before Aug. 2nd. It’s not that the Wall Street has our best interest at heart they don’t. I can personally assure you however they do have their best interest at heart and default is not in their best interests.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Of course it's theater; it has simply had too long of a run.

      • Kinda like Uncle Milty Berle's habit of lapping a joke.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Unfortunately, the Baggers are too rabid to listen to Wall St. It all goes to whether Boner can beat off the crazies w/ his Big Gavel.

      • PristineODummy

        Boner is proving himself to be, bar none, the most ineffectual speaker of the house ever. The fucker can't even deliver his miserable numbers, won't accept Democratic votes if it means negotiation, and keeps laughing through all this shit like he's been hitting the bottle again. Could someone check for an IV/catheter combo going into/coming out of our NOT-esteemed Duke of Orange? I sure as fuck hope he doesn't wander into my little backwoods because right now, the urge to strangle him with his own tongue is getting a bit difficult for me to resist.

  • LiveToServeYa

    The South, reborn as the Theocracy of Jesusland, can now finally destroy the Union so hurray for frickin' Dixie.

    • arihaya

      where is General Sherman when you need him …

  • V572 Hair of Destiny

    OT, but please pay attention, all you crazed gunmen out there. Do not schedule your small massacre too soon after a big one. You won't get any coverage at all!

    • elviouslyqueer

      Oh please, these were furriners, so win/win.

    • Immigrants are stealing our crazed shooter mojo. This shall not pass. Your move, recently fired Colorado Springs mega-church accountant/embezzler.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Despite decades of Libunatic bilingual education & cultural sensitivity, the assimilation of newcomers into the American Melting Pot continues apace, so I say this is a good. In fact, it's a product of making new citizens learn the Constitution. Second Amendment, yes!

        • Five kia hardly makes it a serious firefight.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Charley don't skate!!

  • DahBoner

    Just like Love, Debt hurts.

    • prommie

      Ah, Nazareth.

  • One can only imagine what the central bankers and political leadership of the PRC and Japan (the two largest foreign holders of U.S. Treasury debt) are thinking as the days are counted down to August 2.

    • horsedreamer_1

      China has ramped up melamine production.

      Japan is readying Mechagodzilla.

    • smitallica

      Probably something along the lines of "Hory clap!"

    • Actually the Social Security Trust Fund is the largest holder of US debt – although it's hard to think of a more commie socialist cabal than the Social Security Administration.

    • PristineODummy

      They're thinking, "Fuck me if we ever lend these miserable bastids a penny again. Let's fine them 30% in upgraded interest, penalties, and fees. By the time we're done, we'll own every single one of those miserable assholes."

      That's what they're thinking. But mostly in kanji characters, with plenty of $%)!#*%%#!@ thrown in.

  • prommie

    Black President.

  • CapeClod

    Who did Gallup contact for this poll? The Incredible Hulk?

  • With Europe overrun by Mooslims now, does this mean that if the USA defaults it ends up in Sharia Bankruptcy Court???

  • SaintRond

    The thought of the American people being transformed into a three hundred million member pack of filthy, starving wild dogs snarling and fighting over scraps makes my dick hard.

    I guess I'm just a big pervert, huh?

    Peace… God bless…

  • Weenus299

    THE THE THE THE THE
    WE CAN’T AFFORD
    WE HAVE ENOUGH ADDITIONAL DEBT DEBT DEBTS DEBT
    WE DON’T NOT NEED ANY TAXES
    NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW
    OUR PRESIDENT ALREADY SHOULD WOULD
    INCREASES DECREASES REEL IN HURT HIS SPENDING.
    PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING RAISING RESOLVING ONGOING SPENDING CEILING
    BAD MANAGEMENT INFLATION PROBLEM
    TO OUR PAY OUR BEFORE MORE MORE DOLLAR, VALUE OF OUR
    AND ECONOMYOF IMMIGRANTS IT IT’S GOVERNMENT

    • scionkirk

      Sounds like a Nine Inch Nails song

  • SayItWithWookies

    Welcome to Jacksonian democracy at its finest — a clear contradiction to the notion that there's no way a civilized nation would intentionally stick its head into a jet engine's air intake.

  • genxr

    See what happens when you ban guns? Stoopid libruls.

  • Carrabuda

    Who says we live in a civilized nation? Recent events suggest otherwise.

  • fuflans

    i'm so goddamned sick of all of this: the posturing, the ignorance, the flirting with economic chaos.

    i think we need a good sex scandal.

    • PristineODummy

      David Wu.

  • BeWoot

    I am deeply moved by this news. In fact, I am moved to visit peopleofwalmart.com. That always helps me feel patriotic.

  • Slim_Pickins

    No one mentioned the international Muslin-Zionist cabal?

  • Buckminster

    The American public is an idiot.

  • GOPCrusher

    If there is a silver lining, on Friday when President Obama announced that Speaker Drunky McNicotinestain had walked out of the negotiations, he did sound seriously pissed.
    Maybe he finally gets it. Too bad it might be too late.

  • hollywooddood

    America, land of the free-ish.

  • arcadesproject

    Oh shit. The immigrants. I thought it was the bicyclists.

  • Magnetic poetry at its finest.

  • ttommyunger

    Well, all of this is well and good, but I just took delivery of a new rubber pussy and I'm having a hell of a time getting it broke in good. Just so you know.

  • Negropolis

    RAISING THE DEBT CEILING WOULD HURT THE ECONOMY

    Yes, because not doing so would hurt the economy to a much greater degree, right?

    Hillbilly Math is the best kind of math.

  • Negropolis

    These fuckers are more reckless than Amy Winehouse (may she forever rest in peace).

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