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Muslim leaders are upset that a homeowner who lives next door to a newly opened mosque has posted a sign on his front lawn that reads “Bomb Making Next Driveway.”

Are they upset that the front yard didn’t specify what kind of bombs they’re making? Stop being so vain, Muslims! Your Sharia bombs will kill us all, no matter what the exact schematics are. This patriot front yard was merely letting people know what all one billion Muslims do in their spare time. [AP]

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  • ablington

    Adorbs. I may "drop a bomb" in that guy's driveway, if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, I mean to defecate on it. Let's be clear.

    • jaytingle

      What does defecate mean?

      • ablington

        You know how after you eat at Appleby's all that watery brown stuff shoots out of your nether-hole? That's defecation.

        • jaytingle

          Appleby's? What am I, David Brooks?

  • Relax, McCain. Your lawn is not a target.

  • His excuse later… "Um, it was joke… er that's US American for Get Off My Lawn."

    • Rosie_Scenario

      "I apologize if my comments have offended anyone."

      • poncho_pilot

        "ask anyone who knows me. i'm the least anti-muslim guy there is. i say that at least five times a day."

        • Boredw/Gravitas

          Some of his bestest friends are muslins.

        • PsycWench

          I let a muslim guy use my bathroom once. He didn't even have to shout Allah Akbar.

        • Negropolis

          …i say that at least five times a day…

          "…whilst turned towards Mecca, even."

  • nounverb911

    Is the mosque next to the studio that made "Atlas Shrugged Bombed"?

    • carlgt1

      "Atlas Shrugged" bombed alright!

  • Steverino247

    If this guy had lived in Northern Ireland not so long ago, he could have posted that sign on both sides of his house.

    And yes, I'm tired of violence in the name of imaginary friends and psychotic delusions.

  • CapeClod

    He chose to post this sign only because he didn't know how to spell Muslim.

  • freakishlywrong

    Sign in mosque driveway: "Ignorant bigot next driveway".

  • walstib

    New sign for the Mosque:

    <—– ASSHOLE TEABAGGER OVER THERE

  • chascates

    'Hypocrisy Next Door' sign beside any American church.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Fucking Pastor Terry Jones will do anything to keep his name in the news, apparently.

  • GuanoFaucet

    The Mosque should respond by posting a sign that says:

    "Sister-fucking cretin next driveway."

  • DaRooster

    “Bomb Making Next Driveway.”

    "Paranoid Redneck This Driveway"

  • SayItWithWookies

    The mosque should put up a sign in Arabic with an arrow pointing to that dude's place. It could say "Have a nice day," for all it matters, but it'll scare the shit out of him.

    • DaRooster

      How about "Jesus Loves This Guy"?

    • Rotundo_

      Perfect Idea! They could write something like "We forgive you for being an idiot" with a translation in a really really really small font just below

  • x111e7thst

    We must make much better bombs than the Muslins. We have killed so many more of them. For Freedumb.

  • Grief_Lessons

    He's the all-American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son!

    • Weenus299

      That's what all the children sing.

  • baconzgood

    “Bomb Making Next Driveway. Douche baggery in this one"

    (FIXED)

    • Gopherit

      actually, it wouldn't surprise me if there was bomb making going on in his basement…..but then I am from AZ and assume that's true of about half of my neighbors.

  • Just to make it extra offensive he hung the sign from his black lawn jockey.

  • MissTaken

    Gawd, you are all so politically correct! This guy is just being helpful to his neighbors and letting them know where all the important stuff takes place: meth lab – 4 houses down, hookers – on the corner, masterbating teenagers – when the hot cougar 2 houses down sunbathes in the nude, bombmaking – next driveway.

    Neighborly!

  • CliveWarren

    It could be "Bomb! Making next driveway." as in this shit is Da Bomb, I'm totally going to make the next driveway.

    Or maybe "Bomb making next… Driveway." which would mean this man is threatening the driveway by hinting he is going to start manufacturing incendiary devices if the driveway doesn't get its act together and stop bothering the poor man. If this is the case, this man might be a terrorist…

    • Beowoof

      Chicken wing eating, Budweiser drinking loser without a job would be the sign directing people to the teatards house.

      • CessnaDriver

        More like chicken nuggets from Wal-Mart and Old Milwaukee.

        • horsedreamer_1

          Finish it off with "cakes we like".

    • undeterredbyreality

      See, I initially read it as "Bomb (subject) making (verb) next driveway (object)." So I wondered if he meant he's using a bomb to make his next driveway, which seems a bit silly, but might be easier than using a jackhammer to take out the old one, I suppose, so long as you know what you're doing.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Should've been "Bum making next driveway," but he cain't spel too good.

  • Schmannnity

    With apologies to State Farm, Like a good neighbor, Teatard is there.

    • WriteyWriterton

      Never apologize to an insurance company. NEVER. For anything.

    • WriteyWriterton

      Paragraph 7. [Insert name of insurance company] may increase policy-holder's premium for any apology, because, you know, policy-holder might have, like, done something?

  • BarackMyWorld

    Why does he think they'd be making bombs in their driveway? Makes no sense!

  • Beowoof

    This is from the home town of Carl Paladino, former gubenatorial candidate a proponent of the plan to put the black welfare folks in unused jail space to teach them how to wash their ass. And this type of shit is a surprise how?

  • poncho_pilot

    just add Jäger before bomb. party at the mosque.

  • axmxz

    If I were in charge of the mosque, I'd put up a parabolic reflector and make the calls to prayer sound the loudest in the redneck's bedroom.

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    You sure he didn't live next to these guys???

  • metamarcisf

    Anyone with the nerve to build a mosque less than 435 miles from Ground Zero deserves this kind of shit.

  • fuflans

    dude, the sign should read "half breed muslin".

    jeez. how hard is it to keep up with best slurs??

  • obfuscator2

    "meth making: this driveway"

  • Weenus299

    As it says in the bible, "Accuse thy neighbor of constructing ordnance in his dryveway."

  • Why is this guy doing free advertising? He should make the next Timothy McVeigh get a bomb without any help.

  • Callyson

    Actually, he just confused the mosque with the studio that produced "Waterworld."

    • Tommmcattt

      Oh my god, you remember "Waterworld".

      You are an old, like me.

      • GOPCrusher

        Really bad movies tend to stick with you. Like eating tuna fish and grapefruit for breakfast.

  • Arken

    You left out the best (worst?) part. He actually defended himself by saying he didn't say which driveway.

  • mull_man

    If you live in proximity to this fine fellow, consider

    1. coating his driveway with ammonia triiodide
    2. spelling "I love molesting little boys" in rock salt on his front lawn, followed up w/ an anonymous gift membership to NABLA
    3. placing a live cat in his mail box (after the postal carrier, obviously)

    Ashamedly, I know each of these to be quite effective.

    • Rotundo_

      Strike the cat thing, a cat doesn't deserve that sort of thing. Scorpions, perhaps as an alternative. Brown Recluse? Black Widow?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Cats in boxes tend to get all quantumy… you never know if they're alive or dead.

  • glamourdammerung

    I would do the same thing at a fundraiser for Peter King (R – Foreign Terrorists).

  • horsedreamer_1

    Vincent Gallo is really not even trying to shock, anymore.

  • GOPCrusher

    We are some of the bestest bomb makers in the world.
    USA! USA! USA!

  • GOPCrusher

    Let me one of the first to apologize to this asshole for jumping to that conclusion.

  • Weenus299

    Muslins making driveway bombs, not allowed. White unemployed people hoarding weapons, OK.

    The things these homeowners associations permit these days.

  • WriteyWriterton

    Stoopid goes in, stoopid goes out.

  • Not_So_Much

    I feel like dropping at least one, girthy F Bomb a day keeps me right. Well, that and a deuce…

  • pics or it didn't happen.

  • Redhead

    Either it read, "bom maken nextt driverweigh" or the guy hired someone to make it for him. (SkoalRebel has to get funding for all his skoal somewhere…)

  • DahBoner

    After watching this week's FrontLine piece on Afghanistan, it appears they have the same problem over there:

    How to tell a terrorist from a garden variety uneducated, poor, religious peasant who prefers the bat-shit crazy Taliban over the government.

    Basically, the Afghan version of our teabaggers, only with AK-47s…

    • ghblowhard

      I'm pretty sure our tea baggers have AK-47s. It's their constitutional right.

  • DahBoner

    The light! It is too bright.

    Light the candle, curse the glare…

  • ttommyunger

    Prolly afraid of our GPS Challenged ATF; famous for raiding the wrong fucking address time and time again.

  • ArmoredBore

    The worst part is that this crap is probably protected by the First Amendment. Reminding me once again that Free Speech doesn't necessarily mean Good Speech.

  • SystemError

    The mosque guys need to go grab this sign:
    http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b377/stlsaxman/

  • FakaktaSouth

    Best thing I can say is, yay, this didn't happen here (and we do have Muslims, and they even walk around being Muslim and shit. We got Mennonites too, and many, many other types of deluded "don't wanna be just dead when they're dead folks" but I digress). Besides just the awfulness of the story though – why is the title of the linked article "Muslim Leaders Upset…" and not "Entire Town Embarrassed by…" or "People Who Can Read Now Know Some Guy Who Lives Next Door to a Mosque is an Ignorant Twat"?

  • Hatrabbit

    Pretty impressed he managed to write his 'message' on a sign instead of grunting it into his beer can.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Haha–I think that whoever lives next to Julie Taymor should put up one of these.

  • You dropped a bomb on me, baby.

  • Just fucking burn a crescent and star on his lawn while you're at it, asswipe neighbor…

  • MadBrahms

    Not illegal, eh? Maybe not *criminal*, but isn't this defamation? Definition per se, even, with no need to prove harm, since it's an allegation of a serious crime (i.e. making bombs).

    I'd love to see how Malkin and Gellar would defend *that* one.

    • Negropolis

      I know, right? What if they were to put up "Pedophile Next Driveway"? Honestly, isn't this at least slander and possibly libel since it's written?

  • jaytingle

    I don't see why this is such a problem. I live next to a Catholic church and I have a sign that reads, "Caution: Drunken Irish and/or Hysterical Italians exiting from next driveway." Passing motorists constantly honk their horns in gratitude.

  • BZ1

    He, he, making paranoid, racist aspersions… what a hoot…

  • ghblowhard

    At least it's not winter. Then he might have just peed that in the snow. Classy.

  • Dances_For_Ham

    Oh……….I've seen this sign before. It should actually read "Bombed? Next door." It is clearly an invite to sit in on one of those A & A, drinkie, drinkie meetings.

  • Perhaps the sign was made by super-drunk bomb-making Russians as a joke they knew nobody would get: "Bomb Making Nazdaróvye!"

  • Ken Cuccinelli

    My understanding is that Amherst is for Buffalo that area of all "liberal big cities" where all the Republican assholes go. It is in Chris Lee's old district. And this guy running to replace him.

    I swear to god WNY makes the rest of Upstate look like a fucking paradise.

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