Life Always is expected to unveil billboards featuring Obama’s face and the words “Every 21 minutes, our next possible leader is aborted” on Tuesday at 11 a.m. The first billboard will be near an empty lot at 5812 S. State Street, according to a press release from Life Always.

“Our future leaders are being aborted at an alarming rate,” Life Always Board Member Reverend Derek McCoy said in a statement. “These are babies who could grow to be the future Presidents of the United States, or the next Oprah Winfrey, Denzel Washington or Maya Angelou.”

/ruin the lives of women who can’t provide for them. But still, THAT BABY COULD BE FAMOUS! STUD SOME RHINESTONES ON THE FETUS! [HuffPo]

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  • Those individuals listed have something in common. No, they're not all presidents. At least not yet….

    • Come here a minute

      Just a random batch of successful people, I'm sure.

    • elviouslyqueer

      They're very, very… oh, what's the word I'm looking for? Urbane?

  • Grief_Lessons

    Gingrich better keep his head down.

    He's a next possible leader, and a potential candidate for a 207th trimester abortion.

    • horsedreamer_1

      What's a Ge-Gor-shun?

    • tessiee

      We should be so lucky.

  • SexySmurf

    Every 21 minutes, our next possible leader is aborted

    I didn't know they performed so many abortions in Kenya.

    • BornInATrailer

      Dammit. Foiled again.

  • "This baby is good news for John McCain…"

    –Maury Povich

    So much for the Southern Strategy

    • horsedreamer_1

      While one would expect a Palin to be the first child of politics to end up on a Maury "Who's the baby-father?" episode, my money is still on Megz Mc Cabe.

  • BornInATrailer

    Why do they care about abortions in Kenya?

  • Sophist [غني عن ذلك]

    This has to be a prank, right? Fess up, one of you is behind this. You have to be. Because there is no way something so perfectly designed to cause cognitive dissonance in teatards just happens on its own.

    • jus_wonderin

      Generally when two universes touch the results are disastrous. But, I am getting a big bang out of this bit of cosmic confluence.

  • “Every 21 minutes, our next possible leader is aborted”
    I'm not seeing why this is considered to be a bad thing.

  • nounverb911

    “Our future leaders are being aborted at an alarming rate,”
    Not fast enough for some.

  • nounverb911

    “Every 21 minutes, our next possible leader is aborted”
    Is that what happened to Trump's hair.

  • Troubledog

    It's at least twice as likely as playing the lottery, folks.

    Odds of winning Powerball Jackpot:
    1 in 70,220,000

    Odds of a living American black person in 2010 being Obama, Denzel, Oprah, or LeBron James:
    4 in 38,929,319

    It's pretty risky though.

    Odds that a given black person is in jail in 2010:
    2,335,759 in 38,929,319

    So it's at least 500,000 five million times more likely that your African-American baby will end up in prison, breaking your heart and begging you to top up his commissary account, than in the top 1% of earners.

    • So Troubledog, your math seems to be saying that their first billboard should be going up at 25th and California, the Cook County Jail, rather than some vacant lot across from a junkyard on South State.

    • Negropolis

      Can someone put up that billboard for the love of the FSM?

  • MildMidwesterner

    "Presidents of the United States, or the next Oprah Winfrey, Denzel Washington or Maya Angelou"

    What's up with the racial cleansing? Oh, I get it…. people who have abortions are Nazis. Of course, one quick blitzkrieg to the womb could have saved us from Herr Hitler. I'm so confused… is abortion right or wrong?

    • DaRooster


    • Jim89048

      The could've started with Alan Keyes or Herman Cain, but no…

  • widestanceroman

    They could have been poets or they could have been fools.

    • BarryOPotter

      The dream is gone, but the baby is real

  • SayItWithWookies

    It's amazing how Americans have the possibility to be absolutely anything and everything and thus how precious life is to these folks who are able to see the vast, unlimited potential in every human being. Right up until the moment of birth, that is.

    • tessiee

      Isn't that the "pro-life" position? Life begins at conception and ends at birth.

  • MinAgain

    BOOM! Another wingnut head just exploded due to the extreme cognitive dissonance caused by this message.

  • Callyson

    Life always…we have a noun and an adverb, so we need a verb:
    Life always….sucks when you have an unwanted child.
    Life always…favors the smug haves over the downtrodden have nots.
    Life always…is precious at conception, but then is worthless after birth.

  • DaRooster

    Jeremy Morlock, Sarah Palin, W…

  • mumbly_ジョジョ

    But, if Obama is "the most radically pro-abortion president ever", and anti-abortion people are pretty convinced that it's okay to murder abortionists, then why would aborting future Obamas be bad? I haz a confuse.

    • MiniMencken

      I'll explain that to you as soon as I figure out the plot logic for the "Terminator" series.

    • mick33325

      so far the most normal response on this site as yet. and…I like " I has a confuse …"

  • Rick Santorum will stoop to anything to get more people paying into Social Security.

  • I would take them a lot more seriously if they regarded the death penalty with the same moral indignation; if they regarded the war in Iraq as also killing our future leaders; if they spoke of caring for babies after they are born too, instead of cutting teacher pay, food stamps; if they regarded illegal immigrants with the same respect for Life Always instead of sending them back to poverty and drug wars; if they thought of Muslims as god's children worthy of our respect and protection.

    I know the LIfe Always people may not be the hypocrites I describe here, but most pro-lifers share that broader belief set.

    • iburl

      They also don't give a crap about our environment, which we also need for "life".

    • Steverino247

      Their view point is that future leaders learn those skills in places like the conflict in Iraq and if they survive the learning process, can take us back to the wonderful Eisenhower Administration, whose mistakes are responsible for much of the shit we have to eat today.

    • jrients

      Your first paragraph should be a friggin' bronze plaque somewhere.

    • tessiee

      OK, when they say "life is sacred", the actual translation is:
      "Women are whores who need to be punished for fucking."

  • well put Jar-Jar.

    • jus_wonderin

      All I really want in life is a time machine and an aluminum bat.

      • tessiee

        "All I really want in life is a time machine and an aluminum bat. "

        I'd settle for a time machine.

  • Weenus299

    There's a funny billboard on my way to work that someone actually paid for a few weeks ago. It's a picture of Obammar and the words: Socialism (n): 1. Trickle up poverty. 2. Promises and chains.

    • horsedreamer_1


      Have rules grammar changed?

      • BarryOPotter

        Not changed they have. Yoda paid it for did he…

  • Guppy06

    I was about to try to point out that Obama's mother was white, but then I remembered the desires the mother don't mean anything.

  • Hatrabbit

    "These are babies who could grow to be the future Presidents of the United States, or the next Oprah Winfrey, Denzel Washington or Maya Angelou."

    meh … they could also grow up to be the next Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, or Carrot Top.

    • tessiee

      Not to be too nitpicky, but I think Carrot Top actually is an abortion.

  • Jim89048

    I'd hit that.

    • gullywompr


  • ThundercatHo

    So, white babies don't stand a chance of being our next leader? Ok, then, all you white trailer trash bitches better scurry on down to Planned Parenthood while it is still open because Randy Redneck, Jr. so is not going to be the one.
    Bristol, I'm talking to you.

  • Troubledog

    You'd rather see
    Me in the pen
    Than me and Lo-ren-zo
    Rollin' in a Benz-o

  • Grief_Lessons

    You know who else grew up after not being aborted…

    • RedneckMuslin

      Peter the Great?

    • RedneckMuslin

      The fucker who cut me off on the way home tonight.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Sort of defies the fact that whites are the slowest-growing demographic, but what is truth anymore.

  • DemmeFatale

    The disturbing sight of all the anti-choice/abortion billboards in sunny Florida was mitigated by the fact that they were so faded, unkempt and looked like they hadn't been paid for in years.

  • MiniMencken

    Ditto for Charles Manson, Aileen Wuornos and Richard Speck. And, according Freakonomics, much more likely.

  • Gopherit

    I am sure these will be popular in Arizona. Our legislature is already so alarmed at the number of brown babies being aborted under duress that they are passing laws to prevent it…….even at a time when the teatards are worried that good old fashioned white folks are becoming extinct……

  • fuflans

    i must confess i've always thought denzel was over-rated.

  • hagajim

    Every 21 minutes some asshole posts something that just fucking pisses me off!

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    The great irony is that everyone behind that billboard wish that Obama had been aborted.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Every 21 minutes, our next possible leader is aborted

    You would think that woman would be tired of getting knocked up so often.

    • Redhead

      Well, it's not up to them to decide when and how they get knocked up! (Especially in Georgia)

  • jus_wonderin

    Seriously, I remember my Mom's muffled voice as she leaned over her belly to tell me I could be anything in life I wanted after I lose my tail.

  • BlueStateLibel

    And what about all those selfish people not having sex, and thus not making babies? Just think of all the babies that could have been world leaders now DON'T EXIST, because some selfish person decided not to have sex. It makes me cry.

    • LibrulEleet

      Lots of selfish people using contraception too. Not to mention the selfish people having buttsechs.

    • tessiee

      Also, what if the aborted babby is a girl? Then we have to count all the babbies *she* would have had, and all the babbies *they* would have had, and so on, and so on… like the old shampoo commercial.

  • loulouroo
  • __kth__

    OJ. Then again, the most horrible black person in US history doesn't even crack the top 1000 overall, so maybe the billboard has a point.

    • tessiee

      So, you're implying that OJ, rather than Clarence Thomas, is the most horrible black person in US history?
      If you think too much about which one is more horrible, you're going to look like your avatar.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    I'm pretty confident these folks would be more than happy for all black babies to be aborted, but I like how they pretend to be so concerned about black abortion rates.

    Kind of like how I pretend to care about my husband's golf scores, when I could care less about them & could give two shits if golf had never even been invented.

    • Limeylizzie

      Yep and how I went to ComicCon with MrLimeylizzie and acted as if all those grown-ups dressed in stupid costumes were really great.

      • Texan_Bulldog

        ComicCon? Boy, you do love Mr. Limeylizzie.

        • Limeylizzie

          I do love that man, but I will never go to ComiCon again.

  • Fare la Volpe

    I forgot that Obama's mother was an impoverished black woman living in a poor neighborhood of Chicago. Most have skipped that chapter in his bio.

    • Negropolis

      Uh-oh. Facts.

  • Let me guess: 5812 S. State Street is in the middle of a low-income, very very urban neighborhood.

  • Redhead

    "Every 21 minutes, our next possible terrorist leader is aborted. Our future serial killers and dictators are being aborted at an alarming rate. These are babies who could grow to be the future murderous dictators, the next Hitler, the next Ted Bundy, the next Osama Bin Laden or Gaddafi or McVeigh."

    Because if we're being honest, which group do you REALLY think the unwanted babies born to parents who feel they can't, in one way or another, provide for them are going to end up?

  • PublicLuxury


  • ttommyunger

    The Rightard pussy fixation is so different from mine I frankly wonder if we even share the same species.

  • Negropolis

    Wait, wait. Does not compute. I thought the conservative position was that they wanted to abort our president. Now they don't? Well, no one ever called them consistent.

    • tessiee

      They don't want to abort him. They want to "impeach" [sound effect of shotgun pumping] him.

      • Negropolis

        Almost forgot, Michele Bachmann said she wants to "repeal" the president. These bastards have been dancing the most dangerous of dances with their rhetoric.

  • BarackMyWorld

    So the Republicans are pro-choice now?

  • Negropolis

    Do not speak ill of Flo. That woman is a national treasure.

    The Nationwide (Mutual) guy? Yeah, not so much.

  • Because forced-birthers are big Obama fans? I'm confoosed.

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