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Sure, Sarah Palin would love to take this opportunity to feel victimized and relevant! Thanks for asking! (What a half-been.)

We’re not sure how acting in a fictional teevee show depicting the origins of worldly musical group Rockapella equals being mean to Trig. But this woman is going to have to find a new way to feel slighted if she expects her celebrity to survive a whole presidential season.

Also, regarding “50-year-old adult bully”: It’s rather sad that Sarah Palin took the time to look up Kathy Griffin’s precise age on Wikipedia. It’s sadder that she can’t realize she’s also almost 50 and is also acting childish. [YouTube]

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  • el_donaldo

    Sarah Palin has spoken. Suck it, Jesus.

  • hagajim

    Kathy Griffin might be a half-been comedian..but Sarah is a full been cunt!

  • JMSiddiq

    Sarah Palin's new schtick is to do her impression of Tina Fey doing her Sarah Palin impression.

    • bflrtsplk

      I thought that WAS Tina Fey doing her Sarah Palin does Tina Fey imitation.

      • DebC2

        Sarah, you ignorant slut! Get the fuck off my lawn!!!!

    • tessiee

      Tina Fey is *intentionally* funny.

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    The half-been is projecting again…

    • MaxUdargo

      Really, isn't "half-been" a perfect description of Palin? Not a "has-been," but a "half-been."

      She used to be the governor of Alaska… for half a term. She was half of a failed presidential ticket.

      Sarah Palin is a half-been! It's perfect. Only it's perfect for her, not the other woman she's talking about. Psychology, how does it work?

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Want to scare the hell out of yourself? Spend a minute thinking what the other half is up to.

      • WriteyWriterton

        Id goes in, id goes on.

  • Yes, Sarah Palin is way more mature and much less a bully….

    Isn't 47 the new 50?

    • Negropolis

      Burn!

  • nounverb911

    Being a half-been comedian is certainly better than being a half-term governor.

  • EdFlintstone

    Well to honor Sarah's request, let me just say Bristol is a whore.

    • bflrtsplk

      Question: Can't we ever stop pickin'on those darned Palins?

      Answer: No.

  • Captain_Quark

    For those who wish to know, the name "Sarah Louise Palin" is an anagram for
    "NH? Real aioli up ass!" Now we see her presidential campaign strategy come into focus: it all starts with New Hampshire. And aioli. And it's all about job creation. Ass, also.

    • I dunno, aioli sounds about as elite as arugula… We'll have to see more details.

  • Not_So_Much

    Maybe she meant 'half-brain'? She's got a lot more experience with that diagnosis.

  • nounverb911

    “50-year-old adult bully”
    Look who's talking.

    • chickensmack

      I don't know a lot about women, but I know some of them use it as a scalpel.

      "Yes, I know! She's a gorgeous woman, for fifty."

      edited for clarity

    • GOPCrusher

      Look at what that big meanie, Katie Couric, did to Bible Spice. I'm not sure she really wants to be calling out Kathy Griffin.

  • Buzz Feedback

    More martyrdom than a Hamas ice cream social.

    • Barbara_i

      Sarah Palin gets her own Ben & Jerry flavor: Nut'n Accomplished

      • I was expecting the flavor Incoherence Peach. (You have to say it out loud.)

        • Lascauxcaveman

          That's awesome.

        • Radiotherapy

          SarahPAC Fudge.

  • fartknocker

    Sarah: I've said it before and I will repeat myself again – please the STFU.

    And I will not watch the video.

    • DaRooster

      Such as…

    • GOPCrusher

      I did. And I hate myself. Good thing I'm not a cutter.

  • Personally, if Devine were alive, I would cast him/her as Palin not because he/she looked like her but just to set Mount Palin off.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Cause you see the womens she surrounds herself with and hangs out with in Wasilla? Woof. . .she likes to be the big fish in a small pond.

    • GhostBuggy

      This does bring up an excellent idea. I hereby demand a John Waters-directed biographical film on Palin.

  • Rosie_Scenario

    Gravitas thy name is Palin. She rises to the bait every time. Like a rabid salmon. Also.

  • freakishlywrong

    I love me some Kathy Griffith, and goading the Half-Been has been one of her better bits. Team Kathy- 1

  • TanzbodenKoenig

    Her powers of projection are quite remarkable

  • memzilla

    At least Kathy Griffin hasn't quit being a comedienne.

  • DoktorZoom

    What Kathy Griffin actually said: ""I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously, but I think it's Willow's year to go down."

    Not that Sister Sarah would exaggerate or anything.

    • If Willow learned from her big sister, Bristle, she's been going down for several years now..

      • Remember the name for Bristol's autobiog: "Been Down So Long It's Lookin' Up For Me."

    • Negropolis

      Every year is a year for Willow to go down. Kathy hasn't been paying attention, methinks.

  • edgydrifter

    That hair–it's like her self-aggrandizement is trying to erupt from the top of her skull. Maybe her Todd-polluted uterus has finally gone sour and the only way she can spawn more grifters is by shedding polyps. She's the Wasillafield monster, is what I'm saying.

    • widestanceroman

      If only I had the stomach to watch Palin more, I could crack her Hair Code. I think this is her upbound 'Serious Commentator/Victimized Patriot' hair, as opposed to her all-let-down 'Plunder me while I say monumentally insane stuff' hair.

    • miss_grundy

      Perhaps she's supposed to be the monster in "Super 8"?

  • mavenmaven

    Can someone make a loop of the way she says "come up to alaska" in this clip? Though watching it might violate international laws against torture.

  • lefty74

    That was her "bring it on" moment?
    Frightening!

    • genxr

      It was her "bring the spudnutz" moment

  • (Maybe if we ignore her long enough, she'll get bored and go away?)

    • MozakiBlocks

      Not a chance in hell.

      • comptoneffect

        Agreed. It’s pretty clear from past experience that when the media spotlight focuses on someone else she cranks the crazy dial up to 11 and makes another public comment.

  • DoktorZoom

    Also, too: the portion of the video description that appears atop the clip is simply Sarah Palin: "Kathy Griffin Is A 50-Yr-Old Bull…

    How disappointing. I assumed it would be …dyke

  • SorosBot

    Basically Palin is accusing Griffin of being just like herself; what she doesn't get is that Griffen is self-aware, unlike the Grifter, and makes being a half-been part of her act.

    • iburl

      The big difference is that one is a professional comedienne, with a 'reality' show on basic cable whose only job is to make people laugh with her silly jokes and off-color remarks and the other is Kathy Griffin.

  • charlesdegoal

    Too easy, Jack. Fox+Palin gets you clicks but think of the cost in terms of your reputation.

  • SmutBoffin

    Is the only thing that FOX News covers anymore its own network? I mean, say what you will about Glenn Beck, but at least he presents original material, instead of just complaints by certain FOX personalities that people hate FOX (and also libruls are intolerant and smelly beeteedubs).

    • Point of information: I've never known of a ranting schizophrenic who didn't "present original material."

    • Billmatic

      "(and also libruls are intolerant and smelly beeteedubs)"

      I'm being followed by "The Stench of Liberalism"

    • ShaveTheWhales

      Well of course it's "original material". You can't get more "original" than just making it up.

  • Weenus299

    I think she meant "half-breed?"

    • horsedreamer_1

      Half-Jewish?

  • MinAgain

    Oh, Sarah. You really don't want to encourage Kathy to ridicule you on her show. Trust me on this.

  • Hatrabbit

    I propose that Griffin takes Palin up on her offer to go to Alaska and have a best of three Jelly Wrestling tournament. With a bit of luck the tub will freeze over.

    Sure we'll lose Kathy Griffin, but she'll have sacrificed herself for the whole of humanity.

    Bless you Kathy.

  • chickensmack

    Tonight! Live from Hollywood! It's The Sarah Palin Show, starring your own America's sweetheart, Sarah Palin! Tonight's special guest on The Sarah Palin Show? None other than Sarah Palin! This broadcast of The Sarah Palin Show brought to you by Sarah Palin™.

    (Mountains courtesy of Industrial Light & Magic.)

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Sarah Palin, as Sarah Palin, in Sarah Palin's, Sarah Palin.

    • MsQuasimodo

      Sounds almost like Oprah.

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    The only bad thing Kathy ever did was show Egyptians how to treat our Anderson Cooper

  • The_Great_Gazoo

    A Sarah Palin-Kathy Griffin Celebrity Death Match would be a pretty good show. Or a Sarah/Bristol vs. Kathy/Levi WWF tag-team smackdown. I'd shell out the PPV bucks for either one.

  • thefrontpage

    All of the Palins are morons and idiots, and all of them need to just shut the hell up, be quiet, retire, go away, and leave the world alone.

    As for Griffin, she needs to move on from the Palins–and she needs to apologize for attacking an innocent 16-year-old teenager and an innocent special needs baby, for god's sake.

    Palin and Griffin are not that far removed, in that they continually anger, bother, annoy and irritate people to no end.

    It's a good guess that Griffin, with a successful reality show, a string of profitable stand-up shows, at least two years of hosting a New Year's Eve television special, and other sources of income, has some quality bucks in the bank. For that reason, and others, she also should take some need time off and stay out of the spotlight for a while.

    Perhaps Palin, Griffin, Lohan, Hilton, Gibson and Sheen could all vacation together for a couple of weeks on some very remote Pacific island.

    It would do all of them some good.

    • charlesdegoal

      Bikini Island, for instance.

    • I agree kids and spouses should be left out of politics. But that cuts both ways: The politician should not use their family as stage props, while the media and other public figures give them privacy.

      Sarah Palin™ uses her children — Down's Trigg included — to advance her career — she's "just a mom", a "mama grizzly", son in the military, etc. By doing so, she has brought them into the public eye. I wish that meant everyone can be nice, but SP has coarsened public discourse — sniper marks on maps, "death panels", "pal'ing around with terrorists". She could un-ring that bell but chooses not to.

      • She and that befuddled old man made the choice to spotlight her unmarried pregnant teen daughter on the national stage. Historic, at least, in pandering parenting, especially for the Family Values co-op.

    • DoktorZoom

      she needs to apologize for attacking an innocent 16-year-old teenager and an innocent special needs baby, for god's sake.

      Yes, so very vicious: "I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously, but I think it's Willow's year to go down." A less sophisticated reader might almost think that Griffin is commenting on her own comedy here, but, yeah, she's clearly announcing her intent to destroy an innocent 16 year old (who totally deserves a free pass for calling people faggots).

      Also, I'm pretty sure that using the term "innocent special needs baby" without irony is a violation of Wonkette's Terms of Service.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Yeah, in a nutshell, Sarah has dragged the kids to the forefront, and any volleys they catch are directly her responsibility.

        Anyone who finds this distasteful should avert their eyes. Maybe find a good book to read, or take a long walk in the woods. Go outside an play catch with your kids, or toss your dog a Frisbee.

    • Weenus299

      Would suggest a remake of the musical South Pacific, with a key tune "Let's Get High" (Bali Hai).

    • Nopantsmcgee

      Naw. I think Griffin needs MORE shows and spots and articles etc. I think Miss Kathy should shut up about the Palins as soon as it doesn't pay to talk about them anymore.

      After all…look at this. Every time Kathy insults one of the palin kin, massive free publicity. Hell, if I was Kathy I'd ride that pony everyday. It's not like anyone who likes Palin is part of Griffin's demographic anyway, so nothing to lose.

      They can all suck it like Jesus. Griffin doesn't need 'em.

    • GOPCrusher

      Problem being, especially with the Palins, is when you turn the light off, the cockroaches climb back out of their hiding places.
      Maybe she should have taken that all in to consideration, before she decided to turn her family into a campaign prop, to further her narcissistic goals.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Damn, $arah. You were on the cover of last week's Enquirer (something about nude pics!); how much more attention can you need?

  • V572625694

    Can George Will please confer his coveted Dildo Award on the Palinator-in-Chief?

    • George said that Mike was the first vibrator, not the only one, or the biggest one. I think it's safe to say that the Sarah model is the two-headed one formerly marketed under the "Mandingo" name.

  • neiltheblaze

    Sarah is a half-never was.

  • harry_palmer

    Weren't there some half-beans on the grocery list she dropped in Wal-Mart?

  • Maybe she meant half bean. Hmmm, still doesn’t make any sense.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Shoulda bean?

      Coulda bean?

      Woulda bean?

      Or just a hasbean?

      • DoktorZoom

        Mr. Bean?

        Beef-n-bean?

        Beany-Weenie?

        Beanie & Cecil?

        Freebie and the Bean?

        • YasserArraFeck

          Lesbean?
          Flickin' the bean?

        • Tundra Grifter

          Beanie & Cecil – WIN !!!

          • DoktorZoom

            The Unbearable Lightness of Bean?

            Bean and Nothingness?

          • Tundra Grifter

            Apparently Duh Gov'Nuh thinks Ms. Griffin just hasn't bean herself lately…

          • WriteyWriterton

            Agree.

  • El Pinche

    Maybe she should do what Michelle Obama does when some asshole criticizes her and just ignore it. Oh. the irony.

  • Tundra Grifter

    If you gave Duh Gov'Nuh a penny for her thoughts you'd be overpaying.

  • CrankyLttlCamperette

    Because nothing says "Serious Presidential Candidate (TM)" like picking fights with comediennes…

    • Well, there is the trailer camp attempt to smear her sister's ex plus her daughter's baby daddy, and you can just imagine all that going on while Her Lowness keeps a Faux Noise exclusive interview at the White House waiting.

  • Chillwaver

    She meant "Half-Blood Libel." Only non-comedians criticizing the Grifter Family™ get credit for Full-Blood Libels.

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      That was totally the best Harry Potter book of the bunch. It was a stroke of brilliance to make all the Inferi look like Greenspan.

  • alaninthecastro

    When did Sarah learn to trill the "L" in Alaska so charmingly?

  • CapeClod

    Palin further added; "I'm tired of pretending that I'm not a fucking rock star from Mars!"

    • user-of-owls

      Triggie played guitar, jammin' good with Weird and Gilly.

  • baconzgood

    BRAVO LIBEL!!!!!!

    • vulpes82

      Andy Cohen will not stand for this! He'll sic a few Housewives on Palin (with cameras in full view) and let the "Prostitution whore!"s fly.

  • blinky_twinkie

    I refudiate that remark.

  • Gopherit

    Can't. stop. looking. at. bangs.

  • user-of-owls

    Aw shit. My New Year's resolution could have been to destroy Palin's daughter.

    Why the fuck did I resolve to quit heroin and stop kicking puppies?

    • Sophist[ArsPunetica]

      Because you were bankrupting yourself to pay your puppy dealer?

  • JoeBiteme

    Because nothing says "Presidential" like baiting a 50 year old tranny…

  • it took 2.5 years, but I have finally found common ground with a Palin. listening to kathy griffin is like nails on a chalkbord to me.

    which is kind of like listening to palin or watching glenn play with his chalkboard

    • Oh agreed totally on Griffin, I find her comedy tedious at best, that makes it even funner to think of the Alaskunt scrupulously watching every piece of video and parsing every joke.

  • Pragmatist2

    A "50 year old adult bully" is way better than a 47 year old moron in my book.

  • Sophist[ArsPunetica]

    She can totally see political relevance from her front porch, guys, really she can.

  • DangerHelvetica

    The fact that Sarah Palin finds three years to be a substantial difference is even more evidence of her perpetual adolescence.

    And since I can't help myself:
    "Sarah Palin and the Half-Been Vice-Presidency"

    • Don't forget the follow up "Sarah Palin and the Head is Hollow"

  • Crank_Tango

    She meant "half-ben" cuz cathy griffin used to be a dude, and still kinda is, if you get my drift.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Sarah shooting off at the mouth.
    Reload the brain first. It helps.

    • tessiee

      Only if you have one to begin with.

  • baconzgood

    What is she pissed about? Is it because Kathys reality tv show was only slightly less crappier than hers?

  • SorosBot

    Better to be a half-been than a sever-was.

  • Terry

    Sarah's got a real BumpIt addiction there, doesn't she? She's drifted from generic trailer trash poof to full on Big Love "polygamy poof".

  • Sue4466

    Sarah's just pissed because Kathy's reality show went more than half a season. And it was intentionally funny.

  • joobajooba

    What's the difference between a 50 year old bully and a hockey mom? Lipstick.

  • Has anybody seen Sister Sarah laugh? Not some phony smile for the crowd, but spontaneous laughter? I don't think I have and that speaks volumes, doesn't it?

    • DashboardBuddha

      OT – But I like Hillary Clinton's laugh.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        Sarah brought out a special laugh on Oprah. It was creepy as all hell.

  • Sophist[ArsPunetica]

    Whereas Lou Sarah is the female Elmer Gantry (based on the novel "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka)

    • "Elmer Gantry was drunk."

      One of the great first lines in literature. Unlike Lou Sarah, there was more to it than a first line.

      • FraAnima

        "Howard Roark laughed."

        THE greatest first line in literature, you commienazisocialistkenyan!

        • "`Rosebud' was the name of his sled."

          Citizen Kane – didn't make the shooting script.

  • MissTaken

    Sarah just jealous because Levi went after Kathy AFTER he got famous. He only gave Sarah the time of day when they were all still unknowns.

    • tessiee

      Are you trying to imply that Levi went after Sarah as well as Whistle?

  • BeWoot

    Sorry. Even this won't make Kathy Griffin bearable.

  • WIDTAP

    Apparently Kathy Griffin has taken to stealing Sarah's lunch money. Shame on you Kathy Griffin!

  • Nopantsmcgee

    Do not Fuck with Kathy, Lou. You are simply not prepared.

  • PublicLuxury

    Sarah the Palin is just like Teh Shakespeare only better

  • MinAgain

    Even Richard Nixon knew it was better to be part of "Laugh-In" than to be critical of it.

    • He appeared onstage at the Grand Ole Opry with Earnest Tubbs or somebody, twirling a yo-yo. History. Also Elvis, in an anti-non-prescription-drug crusade fueled by speed.

    • jim89048

      Sock it to me?

  • vulpes82

    The ironic (Alanic?) thing about her statement is that, actually, Kathy Griffin's career has never been better.

  • m_supercomputer

    As always, Sarah embiggens our vocabularies with her cromulent word choices.

  • GeneralLerong

    Palin is only 47? I thought it was mid-fifties. But I was just goin' by looks, not Wikipedia.

  • "Kathy Griffin can do whatever she wants to me…"

    Hubba hubba.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Can I watch?

  • comrad_darkness

    But, but, Sarah is an expert on halves! Half-termer, half-wit, playing with half a deck, going off half-cocked at some half-baked imaginary slight.

  • OneYieldRegular

    If I were Kathy Griffin I would totally take Palin up on that invitation.

  • Goddamn it. I clicked on the video figuring that 44 seconds couldn't be that bad.
    What I discovered once again (and again and again) is that any seconds of Sarah Palin's nasal buzz saw whine talking about herself is as bad as an eternity in the basement of hell.

  • You do not wish Palin to disappear. Imagine.

    You are facing the Patriots in the Stupor Bowl. You're on defense; you watch them come out of the huddle, and, instead of Tom Brady, there is – Palin.

    Now, you might think she brings less than zero to the game, and you'd be right, but, hadn't you rather see her in the enemy camp than Brady?

    This is hafast; Repugs have no Tom Brady in waiting …

  • crybabyboehner

    Didn't Palin also call Charlie Sheen a "has-beaner" ?

    • PubOption

      No, that's what she called Carlos Mencia.

    • mayor_quimby

      Sheen is technically a Brown, correct?

  • Urban_Achiever

    Hey Bully Lou/Sarah,

    Until your kids stop escalating facebook wars with other people, and announcing (failed)engagements on the front page of US magazine, they are FAIR GAME. I really can't snark this anymore–these are the facts, and they are undisputed.

  • usernameguy

    Sarah Palin is the Lifetime Network of political punditry.

  • StarsUponThars

    Imagine the two of them onstage, wrestling in hot moose oil, pulling hair and shouting "I know you are but what am I?" until one of them busts an implant. Now that's entertainment.

  • carlgt1

    Sarah needs people to bash her & her kids — it rakes in the bucks for her family. I'm sure Bristol is crying all the way to Arizona, buying a house with cash from her "celibacy spokesmodel" gig….

  • spooked911

    Jesus, how much make-up are they slathering on SP these days? She's even more unbearable to watch than normal.

  • DangerHelvetica

    A bit OT, but check out the Captcha code I got while I was trying to register for Team Sarah (for some reason).

    • jim89048

      Sweet!

  • GregComlish

    You'd think Palin, of all people, would recognize a fame-whore and know better than to indulge her.

  • Ramon_X

    Mental Hygiene Tip: I find that repeatedly smartly smacking my toes with a greasy ball peen hammer effectively prevents thinking about Sarah Palin. Try it!

    Also: bonus points for identifying the "greasy ball peen hammer" quote. No fair using teh googly!

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Calling Jim Ayers a washed up terrorist, the media lame, a private citizen a gotcha journalist, male reporters impotent pedophiles, feminists a cackle of rads, Couric jealous, Gingrich and the rest of the GOP elite, McCain old, O'Biden also too, Clinton a bitch and Obama – Sambo, is a good track record. Fifty year old bully, ha ha. That shows all of 'em Sarah!

  • BlueMonkeh

    she's jealous – Kathy Griffin would make a way better preznit

  • Redhead

    Is a "half-been" when you quit your college, job or elected office almost half-way through the term?

  • Steverino247

    A new movie idea: Kathy Griffin and the Half-Term Cunt.

  • Steverino247

    I hope all you Wonketteers who were feeling depressed and possibly suicidal last week (well, more than usual, anyway) have found new inspiration now that the lastest Sarah Palin post has arrived. Remember, it's always darkest before some stupid thought dawns on Sarah Palin.

    If that's not enough to cheer you up, consider what it must be like to be a member of that family and having to pour an endless number of buckets of love and attention into that gaping maw, that literal Black Hole of Need. No amount of enchanted brooms with water buckets could fill that darkness.

    I know I feel better knowing that.

  • Radiotherapy

    What's even more half-baked about this latest malaPROPism is that, guess what Lou Sarah? Kathy Griffin has already been up to your uhLASKuh. In fact, she knocked on your front door. How come you didn't take her on then tough guy?

    • DustBowlBlues

      Nice, the way you caught here inflection on that one. She really is getting tiring, even for me and I used to enjoy making fun of her. The definition of beyond-stupid is taking this woman in any serious way. When he her gig on DWTS scheduled? I don't watch that show, but will set the DVR to record WWE, if I have to, just to make sure I don't accidentally surf by it. Or set it to WWII and make the old man happy.

  • BklynIlluminati

    I'm not calling this fight until i get a weigh in and arm reach and a tale of the tape. Don King is pissed we haven't lined up the pay per view

  • GOPCrusher

    Ooooohhh, look! Diamonelles!

  • Beowoof

    I never understood the half assed, then Sarah showed up and I understood completely. An example always helps.

  • Shit on a shopping cart, are you even capable of posting a comment that gets less than +50?! Are you a sorceress who has made a pee-enhancing deal with Beelzebub?

    • ShaveTheWhales

      I'll give you an upper for adhering to your pledge to use your new tagline. It does flow nicely. So to speak.

  • PublicLuxury

    It is lovely that teh Sarah is too stupid to understand that you leave the comedians alone. The more she fusses the more material Kathy will have agianst her. Oh Sarah. Alas, when will grow a tiny brain?

    • WriteyWriterton

      No heart, no brain, no courage. Three strikes and she's OUT of Oz.

  • PublicLuxury

    Do you think they pay her to pretend she's that stupid or can it be possible to be so enlightened?

  • ShaveTheWhales

    Two random facts:

    1. Kathy Griffin and I have the same birthday (well, except for the year part).

    2. If given the opportunity, I would fuck Kathy Griffin.

    That is all for now.

  • Gold_ManSacks

    I want to say its because Palin's a has-wit but it just doesn't work.

  • philpjfry

    Lave my kids alone because I am busy using them for every vote they are worth. You can have them when I 'm done. Is there any other politican that spends all their time striking back at percieved slights. Christ even Nixon wasn't this defensive.

  • DustBowlBlues

    I knew my 63 year old woman devotion to Glee would pan out someday. I thought half-been was a twatter-text mistake, but she really said that. And "come up to Alaska." She told Bill O'Reilly that "I'm sorry that up here in Alaska we have that 4 second delay, but I can't hear your questions when you interrupt me."

    She is the Rudy of the snow buried north, except all she can say is a noun (Trig) a verb (reload) and "Alaska." Was she even invited to Iowa tonight? And I missed George WIll's thread, mired in self-pity as I've been–he wrote her out of the primary, right?

    In no time, she's going to be calling out Ken Layne and the wonket directly, just because we're the only people who still pay any attention to her.

    • Radiotherapy

      I can't believe they didn't have Bristle Palin on an otherwise well-acted show.

  • elfgoldsackring

    The way she says "uh-LASS-ka" is so sassy-ghetto-divalicious. Two snaps, beyotch!

  • RIGHTYOURSELF

    Minnie Pearl had a prior commitment.

  • CUNextTuesday

    Since we're doing the schoolyard posturing thing: Whoa, Kathy, that's a DIS. You gonna take that? She called you a half been, man. You gonna take that, huh? You want me to hold her while you hit her?

  • tessiee

    I'll make the popcorn!

  • miss_grundy

    Doesn't this comemierda mean "has been"? But S.P. must be talking about herself because she was the "has been" governor of Alaska. Estupida comemierda!!!!!!!

  • WriteyWriterton

    This has to call for, "Takes one to know one," amirite? I'm sure it's down below somewhere…

  • Negropolis

    I promised myself I'd ween myself off her, but I can't resist. I am laughing so hard after watching that clip. She has got to be some kind actress, right? I mean, she can't be serious, can she? She really is that petty.

    Will no one rid me of this turbulent half-been governess? Kathy is going to eat this shit up. Getting people to lower themselves (if it's possible for Sarah to do something that's already been done so succinctly) to her level is what she does. I mean, that's her thing.

  • undeadgoat

    HER TALKING WHAT THE FUCK

  • WunkRocker

    REFUDIATILATE that right now.

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