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Get it? “Mama grizzlies”? You get it. Real women voters get dressed up in animal costumes and makeup and have sex with each other. Ooooooooh! Sarah Palin is gonna be so mad that you said she doesn’t speak for lesbian furries!

You do realize, EMILY’s list, that you don’t have to frame your politics according to every stupid thing that comes out of Sarah Palin’s mouth? There are actual smart and witty ways to say your beliefs are better. But you’re right, it’s not as sexy as this yiffing, so never mind.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Donate money to female candidates who believe in sex with adults dressed up as animals or else! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [YouTube]

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  1. Fur traders do not back S. Palin.
    These look like they got ZZ Top in a figure 4 headlock.
    I have trouble with mixing my metaphores like
    “the early bird gets a hand in the bush.”
    or Does Sarah Palin shit in the woods and if a tree falls
    and no one is around to hear it will she still sound stupid?

  2. The word “undignified” springs to mind.

    Honestly, though, EMILY’s is pretty well known as a pro-choice advocacy group. Which is great! But exactly which Palin voters were they hoping to convince? I don’t see there being a whole lot of overlap on *that* Venn diagram. Preaching to the choir seem like wasting money to make yourself feel good.

  3. Emily’s List? What’s that, JournoListers in pantsuits? And watch that copyright infringement! Sarah Palin owns the “Mama Grizzly” logo.

  4. I saw Emily’s List and listened to the whole thing to see if anyone had anything to say about my contractor, but all they kept talking about was Sarah Palin.

  5. [re=640510]Mad Brahms[/re]: Any woman still joined to Palin does not belong to a Venn diagram, it’s a completely closed circle, or a bubble at this point.

  6. [re=640782]Boondock Saint[/re]: Well spoil the whole surprise! Yeah if Sarah Palin wanted to start a group more like herself they’d be cockroaches or rats or some other vermin that fucks everything of their species that moves, multiplies and ruins every place they set up residence in. Not to mention, to continue the analogy all the ‘roaches who live lives comfortably feasting on the old rancid McDonalds food piled ontop of the partially decomposed Pizza Hut slurry that is a standard feature in any wingnut families trailer-kitchen.

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