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Contented.ALVIN GREENE REVEALS THE TRUE NATURE OF THE T-SHIRT DAO: The following tale is what Alvin Greene news has been reduced to these days, as the wise man has withdrawn before he’s elected in November. A South Carolinian named Owen Clary printed up 500 t-shirts that say “We don’t make these things up!” over an outline of the state. And he sent one of them to Alvin Greene as a joke. The Way’s response: “Clary says he got a package in return a week later. Inside was a green T-shirt that reads ‘Greene Senate.'” Tolerant, he seemed to be part of the world; towering alone, he could be checked by nothing; withdrawn, he seemed to prefer to cut himself off; bemused, he forgot what he was going to say. Therefore his liking was one and his not liking was one. His being one was one and his not being one was one. [AP]

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  • Neilist

    “If Less Is More, it Logically Follows That Nothing Is Everything.”

    Master Neilist,
    Author, “The Sound Of One Hand Frapping.”

  • SayItWithWookies

    It’s always 5:05 somewhere.

  • Suds McKenzie

    In a tee shirt controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.

  • Beanball

    What is known as the teaching of the Buddha is not the teaching of the Buddha. – Diamond Sutra

  • GOPCrusher

    Is Alvin Greene the human embodiment of Aqua Buddha?

  • Toomush Infermashun

    This is not the Aqua Bhuddha way – it’s that way…over there….

  • dijetlo

    Like all great teachers, Alvin has left only footsteps to follow on the path to universal enlightenment.

  • Butterscotch Stalin

    Where can I get one? I hope they’re printed on Am Appy.

  • nappyduggs

    Gracious a’mighty . That etching is just wondermazing.

  • Tommmcatt

    Tolerant, he seemed to be part of the world; towering alone, he could be checked by nothing; withdrawn, he seemed to prefer to cut himself off; bemused, he forgot what he was going to say. Therefore his liking was one and his not liking was one. His being one was one and his not being one was one…

    …so, ladies and gentlemen, take my advice,
    pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

  • zhubajie

    So has he left the campaign? No more chance of a sensible person in the Senate?

  • HedonismBot

    [re=637066]zhubajie[/re]: At first, I also took that line about ending the campaign literally.
    But now I’ve figured it out. By running for Senate, he’s actually NOT running for Senate.
    Got that? I don’t.

  • plowman

    “This is just like television, only you can see much further.”

  • Tcaalaw

    [re=637026]Butterscotch Stalin[/re]: Are there any logo t-shirts that aren’t American Apparel these days?

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