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Point is, she likes to fuck, right?  ALLEGEDLYALSO WE CALLED HER A ‘CONTEMPTIBLE TRAMP,’ BUT OUR STYLE GUIDE PREFERS ‘BRAZEN HUSSY’: “A preview of the Republican primary for governor in South Carolina in the June 6 A-section incorrectly said that ‘several men’ have alleged that one of the candidates, state Rep. Nikki Haley, committed adultery in affairs with them. Two men have made such an allegation.” [WP, via Regret the Error]

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33 COMMENTS

  1. I dunno. When your girlfriend tells you she’s been with “a couple” of men before you, we all assume she means several. Just like telling the officer shining the flashlight in your face that’s you had “a couple” of beers before heading home.

  2. [re=604535]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:

    A slut sleeps with anyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you.

    Haven’t had a chance to determine which Haley is.

  3. Socarolinians, does yer gov get an orb and scepter like the Brit Queen? If so, and Nikki gets elected, do you think she’ll carry a riding crop instead of the scepter just to show she means to bring discipline to the gov’s mansion?

  4. She needs a theme song like SLUT from Todd Rundgren

    See that girl, watch her dance
    If I knew her name I wouldn’t have to sit on my hands
    If my mouth don’t work I get some help
    And she don’t mind if I don’t keep my hands to myself

    You’re all right
    You put up such a good clean fight
    I’m afraid that you lose tonight
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me

    You’re so clean, so refined
    You don’t care to get messy just to have a good time
    She’s got saggy thighs and baggy eyes
    But she loves me in a way I can still recognize

    You’re all right
    You put up such a good clean fight
    I’m afraid that you lose tonight
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me

    You’re all right
    You put up such a good clean fight
    I’m afraid that you lose tonight
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me

  5. “We are also sorry that the site’s artificial intelligence was redirecting you to the She’s Crafty video by The Beastie Boys without your consent.”

  6. Technically, two men are “several” men; tomorrow I expect to see the Post issue a correction, “Yesterday’s “correction” about Nikki Haley’s affairs should have been labeled a Clarification instead.”

  7. [re=604541]Serolf Divad[/re]: …my taste in women is mid way between skank and slut-bucket! Frankly I consider it a positive attribute in my politicians!

  8. Corrections you won’t see in the WaPo:

    About That Whole WMD Thingy: We goofed. Turns out there are no wmds in Iraq. We regret the error, and oh, like you’ve never made a mistake that cost hundreds of thousands of lives. Get over it.

  9. [re=604542]Lazy Media[/re]: “Everybody’s.”

    So what you’re saying is that maybe being “America’s sweetheart” has a down side?

  10. Isn’t that exactly what men really want their women to be in bed, “BRAZEN BUTT HUSSIES’?

    I’ve heard that’s what many conservative men want their men to be, too.

  11. Huh, I looked at the ad, and the correction is even worse. It reads 中國海蛘飯店 which would be “China sea-weevil restaurant.” I hope they mean 中國海鮮飯店.

  12. How discrete of the Washington Post not to mention in their correction that GOP operative Larry Marchant (the other guy claiming to have banged Ms. Haley) is gayer than Christmas, Easter and the 4th of July combined.

  13. [re=604548]harry palmer[/re]: A la Jimmy Carter, I had lust in my heart for Nikki, myself. That means it was just as if we had sex. The slut.

  14. I hear she’s into Pho-tog-raphy? Know what I mean. Say no More! a real Man Killer, wink wink nudge nudge say not more say no more!

    Likes the new Haley Drink, Cider from the Dicken’s Company. She loves a Dicken’s Cider! She loves the Dicken’s Cider Jugs! But she loves nothing more that a Dicken’s Cider Can, like most of the Menfolk in the SC Republican Party….Just give ’em a dick up their butts, too!

  15. And not being born a proper Christian, she probably doesn’t always engage in carnal activities in the proper Missionary ™ Position like all the other self-respecting Christian women do. HARLOT!

  16. [re=604623]Mahousu[/re]: I’m not sure that “Chinese sea-weevil restaurant” is worse than the same retarded thing, only written upside down.

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