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Point is, she likes to fuck, right?  ALLEGEDLYALSO WE CALLED HER A ‘CONTEMPTIBLE TRAMP,’ BUT OUR STYLE GUIDE PREFERS ‘BRAZEN HUSSY’: “A preview of the Republican primary for governor in South Carolina in the June 6 A-section incorrectly said that ‘several men’ have alleged that one of the candidates, state Rep. Nikki Haley, committed adultery in affairs with them. Two men have made such an allegation.” [WP, via Regret the Error]

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  • Tundra Grifter

    “Brazen” hussy – is there any other kind?

    Although there is that song “Brazen in the Grass” (can you dig it?).

  • Bubberella

    They have to elect her first before they can impeach her for being a round-heeled doxy.

  • ph7

    I dunno. When your girlfriend tells you she’s been with “a couple” of men before you, we all assume she means several. Just like telling the officer shining the flashlight in your face that’s you had “a couple” of beers before heading home.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …considering that she hasnt slept with me; she cant be too much of a slut!

  • Bubberella

    Slattern

    Mattress-back

    Party girl

    Chicken neck

  • TGY

    God bless the brazen tramp hussy doxies of the world.

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=604535]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:

    A slut sleeps with anyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you.

    Haven’t had a chance to determine which Haley is.

  • Lazy Media

    Round-heeled harlot.
    Town pump.
    Everybody’s.

  • weejee

    Socarolinians, does yer gov get an orb and scepter like the Brit Queen? If so, and Nikki gets elected, do you think she’ll carry a riding crop instead of the scepter just to show she means to bring discipline to the gov’s mansion?

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    She needs a theme song like SLUT from Todd Rundgren

    See that girl, watch her dance
    If I knew her name I wouldn’t have to sit on my hands
    If my mouth don’t work I get some help
    And she don’t mind if I don’t keep my hands to myself

    You’re all right
    You put up such a good clean fight
    I’m afraid that you lose tonight
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me

    You’re so clean, so refined
    You don’t care to get messy just to have a good time
    She’s got saggy thighs and baggy eyes
    But she loves me in a way I can still recognize

    You’re all right
    You put up such a good clean fight
    I’m afraid that you lose tonight
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me

    You’re all right
    You put up such a good clean fight
    I’m afraid that you lose tonight
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me
    S-L-U-T
    She may be a slut but she looks good to me

  • norbizness

    “We are also sorry that the site’s artificial intelligence was redirecting you to the She’s Crafty video by The Beastie Boys without your consent.”

  • JMP

    Technically, two men are “several” men; tomorrow I expect to see the Post issue a correction, “Yesterday’s “correction” about Nikki Haley’s affairs should have been labeled a Clarification instead.”

  • harry palmer

    I could have fucked Nikki Haley last night. (I had a hard on, but she wasn’t around.)

  • AngryBlakGuy

    [re=604541]Serolf Divad[/re]: …my taste in women is mid way between skank and slut-bucket! Frankly I consider it a positive attribute in my politicians!

  • MarieDeGournay

    Vote for strumpets

  • chascates

    Adultery is not considered a crime in South Carolina so much as a bad habit, like chewing tobacco or lynching blacks.

  • Jim89048

    That cunt slut.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Suzy Creamcheese

  • Katydid

    Corrections you won’t see in the WaPo:

    About That Whole WMD Thingy: We goofed. Turns out there are no wmds in Iraq. We regret the error, and oh, like you’ve never made a mistake that cost hundreds of thousands of lives. Get over it.

  • Bubberella

    [re=604542]Lazy Media[/re]: “Everybody’s.”

    So what you’re saying is that maybe being “America’s sweetheart” has a down side?

  • norbizness

    “Goes like a privy door when the plague’s in town”?

  • Cape Clod

    [re=604568]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Doll Tearsheet.

  • Can O Whoopass

    Isn’t that exactly what men really want their women to be in bed, “BRAZEN BUTT HUSSIES’?

    I’ve heard that’s what many conservative men want their men to be, too.

  • honkyman

    she’s a big freak
    she’s the freak of the week

  • Mahousu

    Huh, I looked at the ad, and the correction is even worse. It reads 中國海蛘飯店 which would be “China sea-weevil restaurant.” I hope they mean 中國海鮮飯店.

  • Sacanagem

    How discrete of the Washington Post not to mention in their correction that GOP operative Larry Marchant (the other guy claiming to have banged Ms. Haley) is gayer than Christmas, Easter and the 4th of July combined.

  • Baby who ate the Dingo

    [re=604551]MarieDeGournay[/re]: But only Wicked Strumpets. They can toot my trumpet anytime.

  • proudgrampa

    [re=604548]harry palmer[/re]: A la Jimmy Carter, I had lust in my heart for Nikki, myself. That means it was just as if we had sex. The slut.

  • Baby who ate the Dingo

    I hear she’s into Pho-tog-raphy? Know what I mean. Say no More! a real Man Killer, wink wink nudge nudge say not more say no more!

    Likes the new Haley Drink, Cider from the Dicken’s Company. She loves a Dicken’s Cider! She loves the Dicken’s Cider Jugs! But she loves nothing more that a Dicken’s Cider Can, like most of the Menfolk in the SC Republican Party….Just give ’em a dick up their butts, too!

  • GOPCrusher

    And not being born a proper Christian, she probably doesn’t always engage in carnal activities in the proper Missionary ™ Position like all the other self-respecting Christian women do. HARLOT!

  • Zadig

    [re=604623]Mahousu[/re]: I’m not sure that “Chinese sea-weevil restaurant” is worse than the same retarded thing, only written upside down.

  • Mahousu

    [re=604824]Zadig[/re]: When the weevils are stuck on their backs, they can’t jump out at you.

  • plowman

    Men like harlots, tramps, sluts and party girls, it’s been proven for thousands of years. Now we can vote for them too…

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