That's racist.Whoa we were just stopping by MSNBC for a moment to watch the Israeli Ambassador lie about killing people again, and then what’s her name, Alan Greenspan’s wife, just cold started showing pictures of Al and Tipper Gore dressed up as sex monsters for orgies. What is going on here? Oh right, it was the 1980s. Will Allah ever forgive America for the 1980s? No, no she won’t. B-) So, werewolves! We bet Al Gore boned the hell out of Tipper in this get-up! Ugh?

Here’s the giant version, for your nightmares:
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
This was, who knows, let’s say at a “White House Power-Dildo Orgy presided over by Nancy Reagan dressed as the Evil Queen from Snow White, Christmas Eve, 1992.” LET’S SAY THAT.

And here’s another Eyes Wide Shut outtake where Al dressed as a fuck-beast and Tipper dressed as a old-tyme whore:
Someone fetch a priest: You can't say No to the Beauty and the Beast.
And, well, that’s the end of our puerile interest in this particular “Washington Gossip.” Jesus fuck is there anything more depressing than “Washington Gossip”? Would anyone like to buy this website, right now? Plz paypal to K Layne, proprietor.

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  • jus_wonderin

    This makes me uneasy and queasy for some reason. It’s like, uh, live Furries.

  • Lucidamente

    Jesus, Ken, tell us this you aren’t leaving Wonkette with this as your last post.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Well I’m glad to see that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is getting work.

  • Suds McKenzie

    More frightening is the thought of Andrea (stammer machine) Mitchel1 and Larry Ki … I mean Allen Greenspan during sexytime.

  • charlesdegoal

    It’s gossip only if you repeat it. Not our fault if you veer from Israel to the gory Gores.

  • Extemporanus
  • chascates

    More frightening was the photo of Dick Cheney in front of the VEEP’s official residence.

  • trondant

    I’m just gonna go find an ATM….

  • freakishlystrong

    This is quite furrisome.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    It was totes worth it for the Bowie alt-text.

  • Oblios Cap

    Are those are outtakes from Indiana Jones and the Yiffpile of Doom? Freaaky stuff, that.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    There is nothing scarier than a clown or sadder than a costume party.

  • honkyman

    Which one was the lying Israeli ambassador? I’d bet the one with the beard and the tsotchkes

  • facehead

    What a lovely couple.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Al Gore star of “I Was a Middle Aged Werewolf”

  • actor212

    When did Tipper’s face clear up?

  • norbizness

    Little-known fact: Ron Perlman did not need any make-up for the TV Beauty and the Beast.

    Now I’m going to pour bleach into my eyes.

  • El Pinche

    [re=588578]Extemporanus[/re]: Tipper looks like Popeye in drag with those inhuman calves.

  • jus_wonderin

    Is being actual werewolves what broke the couple up? Certainly, it can’t be easy.

  • thehelveticascenario

    Well, at least their hair was perfect.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=588589]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Which song is the line “That’s racist” from? “China Girl”?

    [re=588600]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Two words: clown funeral.

    [re=588607]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Green Wolf Too, too.

    [re=588613]El Pinche[/re]: Popeye has wrankles.

  • Doglessliberal

    Ken, go for a walk in the desert. You are sounding a tad more depressed than usual and that worries me.

  • Buttery1000

    Thanks, Wonkette. I hated sleeping at night anyway.

  • dedalus

    Think “Tennessee” and it all makes sense.

  • dedalus

    Wonkette can become Page 6 of Politico.

  • Neilist

    Jesus H. Christ, Ken: Are you deliberately trying to steal my crown as the Most Offensive Poster?

    Will you leave me with NOTHING?

    :::Sobbing, as though his very heart would break::::

    :::In between bouts of projectile vomiting provoked by photographs:::

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=588635]dedalus[/re]: wash out your mouth!

  • schvitzatura

    Al Gore will be on the Comic-Con cosplay circuit big-time.

    I can’t wait to see snaps of him in a natural-fiber, earth-tone, carbon-neutral steampunk get-up.

  • dedalus

    I don’t get it.

    What does the pic of Alan Greenspan and Andrea Mitchell have to do with this story?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=588622]Extemporanus[/re]: Duh. “Scary Monsters.” Did you even look at the pix?

  • dex

    joe lieberman looks so happy in those pictures. truly, it was a different time for our country.

  • Mr Blifil

    I wish the fact that the people who own the world hate Al Gore’s fucking guts would make me like him more. I guess it’s his tragic flaw. People who should be his staunchest allies and protectors are like, “meh.”

  • pirate king of the Jews

    If Hillary had been willing to dress up for a little strange we wouldn’t have had to live through that Monica bullshit. I suppose Al could have loaned him Tipper…

  • Dental Plan Provider

    They’re so cute, I love beauty and the beast! hahah… There pictures aren’t really scary at all. ;-)

  • Katydid

    [re=588600]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: You can get a B.A. in puppetry at UConn. That’s a scary/depressing combo that can’t be beat. OMG. Clown puppets. I’m going back to the SCOTUS thread. This one’s scary.

  • libwakman

    Sexytime with wolves is dangerous bidness cause they tend to chew your nipples off during pawplay. I know first paw.

  • nappyduggs

    Fact: The stank from Mexican Circus sex creates holes in the ozone. For shame Al Gore, you dirty, hairy lycanthrope.

  • zhubajie

    That first photo looks like they’ve had the Maori full-face tatoo, moko. Hope it’s the new fashion for ugly pols in the US!

  • zhubajie

    Al and Tipper are getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E according to other sources. I hope Al retires to a whorehouse in Thailand or Philippines. It’ll be just like Memphis, only with better looking women. (Bill could take vacations from Hill there!)

  • Long Form Def Certificate

    Al’s going to end up cohabiting with the mouthy Dixie Chick. Tipper will marry Prince.

  • cathcart

    Oh boy, I knew the latest news from the Middle East would turn Wonkette into Ken-Layne-Hates-On-Israel-Mania again. Let’s just call the Jews liars. Everybody knows it’s true, right? Except that so far, the Israel version seems to be far more accurate, if you actually watch what happened:

  • cathcart

    *Israeli version

  • S.Luggo

    Just one more consequence of Climate Change. More proof needed?

  • richardwb1

    E.S.& D., M-f’r.

  • Can O Whoopass

    Brewer’s Dad was was Ronnie Reagan’s monkey named Bonzo in many movies after the atom bomb was dropped on Taco Bell in Tijuana.
    Like Sean Hannity was Bush’s co-pilot, shot down over North Vietnam and forced to eat ham sandwiches.

  • ja

    goood gravy they let it all hang out in the 80’s didnt they…
    3rd pic down Al looks like Oscar Wilde fucked sasquatch

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