SARAH PALIN ON MICHELE BACHMANN, THE DEFINITIVE QUOTE: “I knew that we’d be buddies when I met her when she said, ‘Drill here, drill now.’ And then I replied, ‘Drill, baby, drill’ and then we both said, ‘You betcha!'” Just… whoa. [Political Wire]

Donate with CCDonate with CC


  1. So what’s the story? Are they talking dildos, or is at least one of them a man? National Enquirer, get on this story before the Politico does and makes it all boring.

  2. First I was all “uh uh” and she was all “uh huh” and then we both went “woah totally!” And then mister professor president started with his “blah blah blah” and we were like “as if!”

    And so I want to thank the Nobel committee for recognizing my achievement in elevating the nation’s political discourse.

  3. I knew Sarah Palin wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I thought she could at least differentiate between a conversation and the echoes bouncing around in her own head. When she and Bachmann have sex, do they call their favorite position thirty-four-and-a-half?

  4. Given how clingy Michelle was with W, she might well go all Fatal Attraction when she finds out the Grifter has no interest in actually campaigning/working ever again.

  5. Then I said death panels and she said health care for Mexicans. Then I said tax and spend and she said don’t trust the Census. Then we both said we should shoot Liberals.

  6. I don’t care what any of you commie pinko faggots say. Michelle Bachman looks pretty damn good for 65. I think being a psychopath has something to do with it. They don’t worry about anything, so they don’t get lines in their faces. Zero conscience = endless youth. You just need to make a deal with Mr. Scratch.

  7. I think it’s sweet. Reminds me of how I met my girl.
    She said, “Hatred is not a family value.”
    I said, “No fat chicks.”
    Then, we both said, “Z-Rock 106.2!” The rest is history.

  8. We can only hope that Michelle was pointing at her pride and joy when she said, “…drill here!” Oh by the way, were they facing each other? It is important to know these details, ya know.

  9. I smell think tank!

    Do y’all remember the first post here about Palin? I do–it was about G[overnors]ILFs, when she won the governorship of Alaska.

    Is she still any sort of ‘ILF?

  10. [re=551889]ManchuCandidate[/re]:

    I don’t know. The guys of Wonkette have at various times deemed Palin, Katherine Harris, and Bachmann as hotties.

    Y’all got questionable male urges, I swear.

  11. These two birds are full of shite. They’re tight like Snowbilly’s baby hatch. The estrogen-or replacement therapy- coupled with unbridled opportunism and teh stoopid, is bound to result in the most unappealing cat-fight evar.

  12. [re=552004]nappyduggs[/re]: I can see them on Jerry Springer now. Well at least the grifter~and her children, and grandchildren.

  13. Jesus, it’s like if you set two wind-up dolls facing each other and then pulled their strings.

    “Will you be my friend?”
    “Math is hard!”
    “Drill, baby, drill!
    “You betcha!”

  14. “Nailin’ Palin III: Drill, Baby, Drill!” is the next installment in the Palin pr0n series. All girl on girl action with twice the stupid and none of the brains. Unless by “brains” you mean “oral sex”.

  15. “Then I said, ‘the thousands of issued but unused offshore leases would tend to indicate that the market is not currently willing to bear the additional costs associated with exploration and extraction of our domestic supply but in the upcoming decades when oil demands a higher price, this will happen naturally and as capitalists we should not distort the market because that is in essence lining the pockets of industry with taxpayer money. KIDDING! LOLZ!'”

  16. As a person with ladybits I am glad to see that women are now equal with men in turning out vapid, stupid politicians who simply posture and preen for the sake of their own ego.

    We’ve come a long way, baby.

  17. This is funny. Them pretending to be friends. You know what attention whores don’t get to have? Friends. They’re too busy finding ways to draw attention to themselves. Oh and they’re so paranoid about being paid attention to, they make it a point, when they see another attention whore in the close proximity, to hate that motherfuckers motherfucking guts.

    These two are about as friendly as Yoko and Paul.

  18. [re=551886]Bronkers[/re]: But she LIED as usual. Apparently this was before Michael Steele said Drill baby Drill, who said it first. so she is making shit up again.

  19. [re=552037]arwenator[/re]: As a wise attorney with female bits told me back in the 90s when I was doing a freelance story on feminism: “Equality will have been achieved when the mediocre woman can rise to the same level as the mediocre man.” Yeah well, we’re gettin’ there.

  20. [re=552046]Lilybart[/re]: True, dat. I saw him say that at his speech to the repub convention in ’08 and all I could think of was where did the repubs find such a pliant negro?

  21. [re=552039]Mr Blifil[/re]:
    These two are about as friendly as Yoko and Paul.

    Interesting fact. If you read the Constitution backward, it says

  22. Oh, look — Lawrence Wilkerson just swore under oath that Dubya, Cheney and Rumsfeld knew that the majority of Gitmo detainees were innocent but wouldn’t release them because it would make the detention program look inept and half-assed:

    Colonel Wilkerson, who was General Powell’s chief of staff when he ran the State Department, was most critical of Mr Cheney and Mr Rumsfeld. He claimed that the former Vice-President and Defence Secretary knew that the majority of the initial 742 detainees sent to Guantánamo in 2002 were innocent but believed that it was “politically impossible to release them.”

    It’s not a smoking gun, but it points the way.

  23. [re=552072]SayItWithWookies[/re]: wilkerson’s had a hate-boner for bush and cheney ever since they turned powell into a sacrificial lamb. good on him.

  24. [re=552077]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Troll Fail. We never mention Wonkabout on these pages. It’s simply not done. Acknowledging the existence of Wonkabout on a Wonkette thread would be like Breitbart acknowledging that he minces around a lot and is rarely seen in the company of women (most especially his wife).

    So go nuts with the cutting “Cereal Bowl” references because the rest of us are, like, literally clueless as to what you are even talking about.

  25. So, how long until the big fallout? I give it six months, or until either one feels she’s being upstaged. The incomprehensible “verbal” cat fights will be amazing!

  26. [re=552074]obfuscator[/re]: I know I shouldn’t fall for it, but after electing a smart, sane Constitutional law professor and then passing universal healthcare, I’m starting to think, in this little renaissance of sanity, that anything could happen. And besides — it’s spring, and a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of war crimes tribunals.

  27. [re=552086]Vulpes82[/re]: If Bachmann wins it’s a toss-up. But if she loses, November 3rd. Especially if Michele doesn’t let Sarah give the concession speech she’s prepared.

  28. [re=552097]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I didn’t think he was talking to you directly…
    [re=552073]Cicada[/re]: did you see those tweets tho? I guess I just don’t get twitter snark.

  29. Hey. I have a drinking game. Any time S &/or M quote/paraphrase Liz the Lipstick Bulldagger, everyone drinks a shot of chilled Rose and looks at a postcard with a photo of Jacksonville, while cackling. Amirite?

  30. You know that Sarah hates the shit out of Michele. Michele is just a plain crazy true-believer, but Palin is the epitome of an attention-whore, and will say anything as long as you pay here for it.

    These two are the definition of “frenemies”.

  31. [re=551987]Terry[/re]: Sing it, sister. Oh and hey – what ever happened to nojo, dodgerblue, serolfdivad and afghanvet? Oh, that‘s right…

  32. Ah, a couple of female Necromongers on the threshold to The Underverse already devolving into holey brained half-deads.

    That’s so, like, fucking rad! You betcha!

  33. They both have their strengths.

    Bachmann’s eyes have independent movement, and she can make them spin in her head until they look like a blur. That’s a really cool talent.

    … and Palin looks like Tina Fey would look after a ten week Hostess Twinkie’s binge. That’s sorta cool too.

  34. When Bachmann said, “Drill here, Drill now!” she wasn’t by any chance pointing at her crotch was she? And if that’s the case just how did she think Palin was going to drill her? God, that woman is stupid!

  35. MsNicky – absolutely. We’ve worked hard enough that our most dimwitted ladies actually have a shot at fatcatdom. I was startled to hear criticism of Palin during the election being categorized as misogynistic. While some amount of it likely was in some way, the vast majority seemed simply aimed a human who was out of her depth on a host of issues.

  36. [re=552088]SayItWithWookies[/re]:

    “And besides — it’s spring, and a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of war crimes tribunals.”

    When the big O was elected, I had a dream. On Inauguration Day, just after the swearing, the Secret Service would pick up Bush, Cheney, Condi, Powell and the rest of the cabal and load ’em on Air Force 1 for a little trip to the Netherlands for a fair trial. Of course, W would get a private cabin with a pistol and a bullet in hopes he would do the honorable thing.

  37. How very apt — Palin the peripatetic golddigger shilling for the oil companies and hoping for her next trick, while Crazy Michele is out there drilling for oil in Minnesota. Otoh, Michele may be a toxic nutbrain wilcatter wannabe, but at least she can hold down a job.

  38. by the numbers…

    SP = 5 kids
    MB = 5 kids + 23 foster kids (winner)

    In the period from 1995 through 2006, the Bachmann family farm as a whole received $251,973 in federal subsidies, chiefly for dairy and corn price supports…thanks Wiki!

    Bachmann and her husband own a mental health care practice in Stillwater, Minnesota. Also.

  39. In the HP story Sarah told Michele that M. was a firecracker (or maybe just a cracker) with a stiff spine- I guess she was commenting on Michele’s age.

  40. I’d pay $10 to jello wrestle naked with Bachmann and Palin, with the provision that all three of us down two Tequila shots and two Jack and Cokes beforehand.

    I think this would be a most enjoyable activity.

    No one can watch, though.

  41. [re=552016]Servo[/re]: Thanks, Servo. Am a little late getting here, but that was worth the trip.

    Can we have Wonkette hankies with stuff like that embroidered on them?

  42. Enjoy the mutual drilling fantasy but this will likely be the last time Sarah appears anywhere near Michelle because Sarah (~age 46) looks older than Michelle (~age 54) in these photos. The sloppy bun, heavy makeup, QVC pearls, black on black attire, glasses and nasty attitude add 20 hard years to Sarah.

  43. [re=552033]Darkness[/re]: Thank you, that deserves a prize. Or, you know, some acknowledgment. Don’t tell the ladies, but it’s rumored there is oil under the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

  44. This is hilarious for many reasons. Other than the lesbian overtones, it’s funny how when they FIRST MET they did what sounds like the equivalent of a secret handshake; they babbled to each other like toddlers do when they first meet; their first conversation was composed of stupid slogans and catchphrases that one of them popularized. They truly are empty-headed. Come to think of it, their meeting sounds to have gone a lot like this one

    Bachmann’s quote is priceless, too:
    “She is so much one of us,” Bachmann said of Palin, “And as absolutely drop dead gorgeous this woman is on the outside, I’m here to testify that she is 20 times more beautiful on the inside.”
    GOOBLE GOBBLE! GOOBLE GOBBLE! And why only 20 times more beautiful? And why would her insides be “beautiful”?

Comments are closed.

Previous articleYuppies, Is There Anything They Won’t Overpay For?
Next articleFat Amoral Baby Newt Gingrich Attacks Barack Obama For Not Being Fat