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We should have known it when he refused to wear clothes. Scott Brown has voted with the tyrannical Democratic government majority for cloture on its “biggest economy saver ever,” the $15 billion Jobs Bill of America. Joining him in gayness are known poop lovers George Voinovich, Olympia Snowe, and Susan Collins. (UPDATE: And Christopher “Kitten” Bond!) Ben Nelson, who Fucks The Opposite Sex, voted against cloture, because he was too gay last year, in his voting. [Daily Kos]

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  1. I had a feeling his exposed-ballsness would find a way to get primaried from the right. Perhaps Wario, also, will be replaced by a real Rupublic too.

  2. Jim, you’re Doing the Lord’s Work, but please oh please can you find some other photo to use for your Scott Brown posts because that big ol’ rectangle of hairy man-flesh is making it very risky for me to read Wonkette on the sly instead of doing the job for which I am paid. Respectfully submitted, Boozeweek

  3. Suckwhat? A Repub voting with the Dems? That’s unpossible! Teabaggers head explosion in three.. Two… One. Better break out that rain coat, it’s gonna be raining conservative tears and flop sweat.

  4. “Nelson, who Fucks The Opposite Sex, ”

    Nelson, who Fucks Goats. There … fixed.

    Seriously, he needs to take his bad toupee & head back to NE–then the Cornhuskers can be the 2nd suckiest thing about that state.

  5. What was the GOP objection to this again? Too much of the government spending?

    How’s about the Democrats do their own manipulative polling and find out which people prefer: an economic recovery or the federal deficit reduced by 1%?

  6. [re=517455]bhosp[/re]: I haven’t read Twitter before. What’s with the word “'” in every line, making it unreadable? Is that why everyone hates Twitter?

  7. The Ghost of Teddy K rearing its enormous head, warning the ManFurry Cosplay Senator Hott Brown (Wolf Spirit) to back the dems on this or ELSE, the x-rated photos surface!!!!! Cuz no man gets a centerfold without a little dick on dick…

  8. Eh, he’s gotta work harder than that if he wants credit for being bipartisan — Reid’s jobs bill is a smidgen of the House bill, so the GOP told all the mavericks this was their chance to tug the leash a little bit. Those sissies’ll be back to heel by the time this gets out of conference.

  9. [re=517468]Jim Newell[/re]: I only hate this perverted modern art you hippie communists are so fond of… Give some good old Real American art. Like Norman Rockwell. Or Robert Mapplethorpe.

  10. [re=517465]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: “Nelson, who Fucks Goats. There…fixed.

    Seriously, he needs to take his bad toupee & head back to NE–then the Cornhuskers can be the 2nd suckiest thing about that state.”

    Nelson, who Fucks Goats with his Head. (There…toupeed.)

  11. Wouldn’t it be funny if Brown really turned out to be moderate/centrist/reasonable? Big studly average white male w/good looking family, straight teeth etc.

    Heh, the presidential aspirations are showing already. He’s clearly almost as dumb as W, so he’s got a pretty good shot, I’d say. He’s like Mitt, only w/o the magic underpants stigma.

  12. [re=517536]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: “Wouldn’t it be funny if Brown really turned out to be moderate/centrist/reasonable? Big studly average white male w/good looking family, straight teeth etc.”

    but then he wouldn’t be a republican.

  13. [re=517536]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Joe Six-Pack (Joe the Plumber’s cousin) looks at Mittens and family, thinks “fuckin’ asshole.” JS-P looks at Scott Brown’s daughters and thinks, “I’d hit that.” VOTE WON.

  14. [re=517460]assistant/atlas[/re]: On the contrary! I for one welcome the return of our naked homosexual communist Republican overlord’s luscious torso.

  15. “Jobs Bill” – what a farce! The puny $15 billion proposal is mostly tax cuts for small and medium-sized businesses (owned by rethugs). Heaven forfend that cash money would actually go to create jobs for unemployed and desperately poor people. All of these tax cuts and the rethugs mostly voted against the bill: tax cuts are normally their automatic go-to solution for any issue. If Obama proposed that anyone making over $250,000 paid zero taxes AND got a $10,000 refund, all of the rethugs would still vote against it ’cause they are abominable NOmen (jackasses, shitbirds and nimrods, also) when it comes to anything Obama favors!

  16. I love the naked senator… even if he pimps out his daughters i like him even more because liberals like him and they are not supposed to… he is like a guility pleasuer. So actually I have a problem with “normal” politicians. I don’t elect people who could be members of my family, I want people who are of superior intellect to be my elected representative. They should be a better, smarter and more decisive version of myself.
    Plus, the only other politicians I can think of who are described in all the newspapers and interviews i listened to found by http://www.mp3hunting.com SE (or, were described as normal before they began running shit into the ground) as normal are Chimpy McShrub and Sarah Palin.

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