Mike Huckabee, being a douche on the radio! “[I]t was President Obama himself who suggested that seniors who don’t have as long to live might want to just consider taking a pain pill instead of getting an expensive operation to cure them. Yet when Sen. Kennedy was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer at 77, did he give up on life and go home to take pain pills and die? Of course not. He freely did what most of us would do. He choose an expensive operation and painful follow up treatments.” Let’s make this CLEAR: Ted Kennedy was rich!

The rich will always be able to get the most expensive, boldest treatments — now, later, under any system. This is one of the advantages of being rich, which most people will never be. “Most of us” would have died well before Ted Kennedy did, if we had had his disease. It’s just the way it is. So pass over the morphine tabs, a pistol, and one bullet — the good things in life.


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  • Snarkalicious

    Mike Huckabee…man of the sheeple.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Huckabee sure has gone back to being a fat fuck, hasn’t he? Fuck, but they’re politicizing Sen. Kennedy’s death at a warp speed even impressive for this band of dickwads.

    Shit, Rs suck shit. Dog shit. They lick out kitty litter pans. They are the nastiest, meanest people on earth. Ironically, the more Christiany, the meaner.

  • user-of-owls

    [re=397842]Snarkalicious[/re]: Mike Huckabee…man of the cheetos.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Oh, fuck. It’s so sad, I was going to skip the memorial tonight but Brian Stokes Mitchell is singing “Impossible Dream” so I’ll have to watch that part. I hope they do it first, so I don’t have to watch Orrin fuckface Hatch.

  • Suds McKenzie

    This is exactly why Ted Kennedy was so opposed to any type of health care reform.

  • imissopus

    Speaking of expensive operations, when will Huck pay for liposuction for all members of his family?

  • Rev. Peter Lemonjello

    I swear to Jeebus that the whole damn family has rosacea in that picture. How can AIDS patients be so hearty?

  • ManchuCandidate

    Seems the fat has been deep fried into Huckabee’s lardy brain.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    Hey, Huck doesn’t have tits, so he’s got to get some media coverage somehow. (And man boobs do not count.)

    [re=397843]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Huckleberry & Snowbilly will soon be vying for the meanest, vilest person on earth who claims to be a good Christian award (which is supposed to be an oxymoron).

  • snideinplainsight

    What did they, eat the alt-text?

  • Tommmcatt

    Whenever I see that picture, I imagine Mike simply swallowing each of his sons, one after the other, and then his wile, until he becomes one humongous Huckabee, like a giant stripey Sta-Puft Marshmallow man. Then he lets out an enormous fart which flattens the house in the background, instantly. The end.

    Is there something wrong with me?

  • Tommmcatt


    Newell shows a marked distaste for the art of alt, my friend.

  • kingofmeh

    Um, and it sure helped Ted, right, Huckster? right?

    A major health care problem is that people want to throw major resources at intractable medical problems that have little to no chance of working. Saying “we should do EVERYTHING we can” is fine if we want to have an infinitely expensive health care system AND we want to make sure everybody gets good care. But in a health care system where the proles get to get their treatment in the ER once their health completely collapses, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on the treatment of a man in his late-70’s with late-stage brain cancer actually doesn’t make sense.

  • Tommmcatt

    Oh, his wife, I mean.

  • Not_So_Much

    You’d think he would be busy prepping for his keynote for the non-existent EMP Threat conference? Well, that and purging…also.

  • Speed Ball

    “He freely did what most of us would do. He choose an expensive operation and painful follow up treatments.”

    So, Mike Huckabee is pro choice?

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    Ah! The family that binge eats together soils sheets together.

  • user-of-owls

    [re=397855]Tommmcatt[/re]: Is there something wrong with me?

    Come now, you already know the answer to that question.

  • Tommmcatt


    …Unless you are the man in his late-seventies, I would imagine.

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    [re=397854]snideinplainsight[/re]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • SayItWithWookies

    Is he referring to President Obama’s hypothetical example of one treatment being cheaper but just as effective as another, and how the incentive should be towards the cheaper but equally effective treatment instead of whatever the pharmaceutical companies give kickbacks to the doctors for? That’s what he’s twisting into Obama recommending old people just up and die?
    He’s just lucky nobody’s thinking about passing the SayItWithWookies healthcare plan, which includes the proviso that anyone who makes shit up so as to frighten people into thinking that extending medical care to the 47 million Americans without it will get beaten with my 7lb. kitchen skillet to the point that a phrenologist can diagnose their personality by feeling the impressions left in the cast iron.

  • kapish

    The vertical stripes were supposed to make the Huckabees look slimmer.
    (Didn’t work too well.)

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Huckabee is just worried that the death panels are coming for fat guys with really big heads.

  • snideinplainsight

    Being a man of the cloth (and from the look of it, he’d need an awful lot of the cloth, {wink wink}) shouldn’t he have some basic sense of human decency and restraint at a time like this?

  • dougbob
  • Gopherit

    Okay, but….

    “I]t was President Obama himself who suggested that seniors who don’t have as long to live might want to just consider taking a pain pill instead of getting an expensive operation to cure them. ”


  • user-of-owls

    He choose an expensive operation and painful follow up treatments

    Health care been bery, bery good to Chico Kennedy.

  • Gopherit

    Break a leg and die of a fat embolism. Or let your son eat you. He look hongary!

  • problemwithcaring

    Ted Kennedy would have died a lot sooner if he lived in a state that offered public health care option. He is luckier than American-born Stephen Hawkings.

  • Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin

    …“Most of us” would have died well before Ted Kennedy did, if we had had his disease…

    Actually, median survival for all comers with glioblastoma is 15 months. Ted Kennedy lived, more or less, fifteen months. So “half of us” would have died before Ted Kennedy did, if we had his disease.

    Of course “most of us” would first have died of the massive Jameson’s embolism in our carotid arteries (aka Denby Syndrome).

  • Speed Ball

    Mike Huckabee is a fat, fat, fatty fat.

    He is also a liar.

  • kewlguy42069

    Mike Huckabee’s fat fucking family is going to die regardless of what insurance they have

  • Jamie Sommers

    Let’s be crystal clear: Ted Kennedy was rich and had government health insurance.

  • dogscantlookup

    waah obama is gonna kill me cuz i has the fat!

  • mollymcguire

    [re=397868]kapish[/re]: Unfortunately, you are wrong. The stripes did make them look slimmer.

  • El Pinche

    Ok, remember that article about obesity and brain?

    Well, it’s the fat talking.

  • Johnny Zhivago

    I don’t know about pain pills, but with or without insurance, that Huckster family ought to look into some fat pills.

  • Min

    He freely did what most of us hope and pray we will be able to do, assuming we have adequate health insurance and are not denied coverage by our insurance providers.

    Fixed that for ya, Mike.

  • desertwind

    Can’t somebody — anybody? hello? anybody? — call these douches out & demand they provide citation for their stupid ass remarks?

    I’m not too worried, though. Hunk-a-ass is on teevee ALL THE TIME and surely one of those “reporters” will question him on this.

  • Serious

    I play this game called “guess who wrote this Wonkette” post where I do not read the byline until after the post. I am usually wrong, but when I am right it is always somethign written by Jim, or ugh Riley

  • King of the Dipshits

    Its infuriating that these fuckers simply ignore the fact that every state in the country already distributes a form that people can fill in saying to what extent they would like to decline end of life medical care (see The only thing they are objecting to is people being able to talk to a doctor when they make these decisions. They are truly evil cynical bastards.

    Sorry no ha-ha in this post.

  • Guppy06

    “Yet when Sen. Kennedy was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer at 77, did he give up on life and go home to take pain pills and die? Of course not. He freely did what most of us would do. He choose an expensive operation and painful follow up treatments.”

    And that’s why we should make sure that tens of millions of citizens continue to have neither option! And the rest should have a profit-driven cherry-picking health insurance company make such decisions for them! Long form birth certificate!

  • Scoops McGee

    God, I love that picture. Please try to post it at least once weekly, even for no better reason than that it’s so…..Huckabee. I’m pretty sure the son in the middle of the picture is standing up on his Hoveround.

  • germansteel

    Even the dog looks fat.

  • JSDC007

    When exactly did Obama say what Huckabee just said he did?

    Looks like the fat, cheesy fuck’s been overdosing on ho hos again.

    Sugar can make fat diabetics do crazy things.

  • King of the Dipshits

    [re=397946]germansteel[/re]: Actually the poor thing hasn’t had a dog treat in about five years. Every time someone goes to get him one the Snausages® bag is mysteriously empty.

  • Oldskool

    What do people that large have to smile about? Oh, guvmint health care. Forgot. Well pass it around, fat-asses! Don’t bogart that stuff. (old-timey drug reference)

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=397948]JSDC007[/re]: Please try to post it and the Crying Santorum Family at least once weekly. There, fixed.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=397868]kapish[/re]: Those aren’t stripes.

    The Huckaboys’ shirts are just stretched so close to the breaking point that you can see their pasty white skin through the solid blue fabric.

  • Pithaughn

    [re=397912]Min[/re]: I cried today with a firefighter, the insurance company that covers his wife, turned down paying for a cancer test. Get this, they claim it is a pre existing condition because her mother had uterous cancer and his wife’s doctor wants to test her for ovary cancer. Our first responder community just lost one of their own so I am sure that had something do with him crying, but goddamn, I am so angry right now. If that insurance office was here in town they would be dealing with one angry old fuck right now.

  • Neilist

    The fat(est) kid in the background is the cat-hanger, right?

    I always find that picture disturbing, and not just because I, like most Americans, am prejudiced against Land Whales.

  • One Yield Regular

    With the possible exception of the dog, I don’t think I’m interested in any advice anyone in that photo might want to give me regarding health care.

  • BlueStateLibtard

    Obama never said any such thing, you damned lying sack of human garbage.

  • Sick Puppy

    We gots terminal pain pills? That would really save the carpeting. Robert Heinlein, izzat you?

  • assistant/atlas

    I hope Mike Huckabee’s kidneys fail.

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=397986]Neilist[/re]: If most Americans are prejudiced against land whales they are prejudiced against themselves. Perhaps you meant most medium-sized Americans are prejudiced against land whales.

  • ella

    If the Huckabees were any fatter they’d need their own zip code.

  • oldsparky

    You’d think he’d invite his neighbors Ed and Trixie to pose in the photo with them.

  • BlueStateLibtard

    When Mike loses his government health insurance, continues re-packing on the pounds, has to purchase private health insurance, and needs triple-pass surgery that his insurance company denies, the karmic cycle will be complete.

  • Scandalabra

    Papa Huck took the oldest blob of fat down to Miss Kitty’s House of Hambones in south Little Rock and ordered the “full Bill Clinton” just to make a man out of him. All the gals in the joint volunteered to sort through the folds of belly fat in search of his peter, but alas, they all failed. Pop sprang for a Happy Meal and a shake as a consolation prize. Additional reporting by Gennifer Flowers, Little Rock, AK.

    Then he proceeded to invoke the name of Senator Edward Kennedy to trash health care reform. Go eat a squirrel, asshole.

  • King of the Dipshits

    What is truly messed up is that during the Republican primary debates this loathsome squirrel-eater sounded less crazy than the rest of the fuckers that were on the ticket – except for Alan Keyes, of course, who always makes perfect sense.

  • Way Cool Larry

    Actually, Huckabee is a health nut now and has lost a lot of weight. Don’t know about fat boy slim 1 and 2, but that pic is a freaking classic.

  • Marmel

    Shut up Huckafuque.

    It’s time for Democrats to stop giving a crap what these villains have to say.

  • Go Figure

    Huckabee: You’re no Ted Kennedy !

    Huckabee: You’re a douchebag!

  • Darkness

    Pic caption: Vertical stripe thinning fail.

  • rocktonsammy

    2 and one half Mericins are obese.
    On average.

  • Mr Blifil

    Huckabee is confused. I think what Obama said was “I wanna roll Mike Huckabee naked in flour and give his wet spot a long, hard, slow one.”

  • Marlowe

    What’s up with the prisoner like striped shirts?

  • trickyrick

    [re=398016]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: high fructose corn syrup will kill Mike Huckabee because he freely stuffs himself with crappy foods. He will go for the triple bypass, the expensive heart transplant, the gastric bypass, the painful liposuction.
    He will die of glutony anyway. In spite of his government health insurance.

  • Better American Than You

    And the Huck boys save vet bills by killing dogs. An easy transition from beagles to geezers.

  • obfuscator

    ever since the iowa caucuses, i’ve felt that huckabee was the most vile and disingenuous piece of shit in the republican primaries.

    thanks for proving me right over and over, you blimp-assed ratfucker.

  • GreatOldOnesParty

    [re=397893]Jamie Sommers[/re]: Zinger and “Hennnngghhh?!” moment of tha day!

  • dogscantlookup

    [re=398022]Way Cool Larry[/re]: he got the skinny fat now

  • GreatOldOnesParty
  • GreenHalo

    Q: What’s the diff between “Michael Moore is fat and holds unusual beliefs I find repellent” and “Mike Huckabee is fat and holds unusual beliefs I find repellent”?

    A: Because SHUT YOUR FILTHY HOLE, Free Republic troll! That’s why! Hoo-ah!

    Trivia: Huckabee has a family, many of whom are fat, all of whom posed for a silly-ass group photo this one time. Also, the Amazing Randi has a $10,000 check for the first verified incidence of an ex-Moore employee who doesn’t seriously hope he dies of heart failure before he gets old enough to acquire non-partisan gravitas.

  • imissopus

    [re=398023]Marmel[/re]: Our punishment for blog whoring: we stick the entire Huckabee family in a hole in the ground with no food whatsoever. After a week we toss you in there with them so they can immediately rip you limb from limb.

    Or Newell brings down the ban hammer, if he’s not too busy feeding Sara ice chips. Whaddaya say, Jim?

  • imissopus

    [re=398075]GreenHalo[/re]: Oh, was that a troll post? Yawn. It was kinda nonsensical so you being a troll would stand to reason.

  • Long Form Def Certificate

    Mike Huckabee ’08 is Johnny Walnuts 2000. Seems sensible, an insurgent candidate willing to speak truth to simplistic — some might say simpleton — patches that will not resolve the problem, only kick it down the road eight years (assuming two successful runs by the mainline candidate). But probe under the patina of moderation & you find a firebreather, maybe even a bombthrower.

  • Hominidx

    [re=398075]GreenHalo[/re]: Oh no, Michael Moore is right up there in blimp land.

    Now, on with the shutting your filthy hole.

  • PeteJayhawk v2.0

    I lack the strength to even be snarky about this shit anymore.

    I fucking work in palliative (aka end-of-life) care. I run a company that provides it to people who are dying. I am almost always able to be detached, ironic, cynical, and humorous about anything related to our fucked-up, terminally-ill, dead-man-walking country because, hey, life’s short. That’s why I come here every day.

    But for possibly the first time ever, I am so fucking enraged…beyond words, really, about the level of discourse about end-of-life care. I don’t know what else to say. I want to simultaneously punch Huckabee (and every other fucking idiot GOP hack who is trying to exploit people’s ignorance on the issue for their own gain) and literally, actually, really do something I never fucking do – break down and cry. It is so fucking disheartening to read these attacks – not on Obama, I couldn’t really care less about his feelings – but on the whole idea that extending terminally ill people’s lives for a few extra months at the cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars, just to satisfy their last godawful consumerist urges, or to assuage their guilty-as-fuck families….I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY about this.

    Ironically, the same fucking retards who are so opposed to palliative care are the same fucking dumbasses who believe that Sweet Baby Jesus has called them to heaven. IF YOU LOVE YOUR FAKE FUCKING JESUS SO MUCH, GO TO HIM. Don’t stick around for a couple extra months, costing my taxpaying ass thousands of dollars.


    sorry for the rant, im usually much better behaved.

  • Scooter

    For gawd sakes, don’t frighten them. One sudden movement and they could knock the Earth off its axis.

  • Palinoscopy

    Pete: Well said, my friend.

  • LoweredPeninsula

    So, what will be the price of treating the illnesses that are sure to arise from this single black-hole of a family as they age not-so-gracefully? I bet their grandchildren are already Reubenesque as all get out, poor things; they never had a chance.

    I swear to the FSM, that family will collapse into itself taking the whole state of Arkansas with it. And, not a moment too soon, if you ask me. So, let’s feed him. I want to make him larger; it pleases me…

  • wildturtlelove

    Pete: Thanks for the rant, and thanks for what you do. When my mom received hospice care at home, I would have had a complete nervous breakdown without a fresh breath of snark every now and then from her wonderful caregivers.

    Looking ahead to opportunities for palliative care, the New Yorker had an article a few years ago about the incidence of mad cow disease in the greater huckabee area. Turned out to be from eating fried squirrel brains. It couldn’t happen to a greater guy than the one with the squirrel-grease covered popcorn popper.

  • Potater

    Under Huckabee, your social security check will come sprinkled in bacon bits.

  • GreenHalo

    Weak and sad. Speaking as an Independent, I cut zero slack for anybody. Speaking as an Obama voter with an achy-breaky anus, I keep reading about “Democratic victories the next two elections in a row” until I laugh until I piss my pants when I realize that Nancy and Harry will have to be blasted out with dynamite unless they die of extreme old age first (cf. Big Ted). Dig the demographics:

    1. Obama voters with sore buttholes, musing over the time and energy they spent getting his useless ass elected, versus the time and energy Goldman Sachs spent enveloping and digesting the US Treasury like a dysenteric amoeba.

    2. Highly motivated ding-dong dingbat bloody loonies with six-shooters strapped to their thighs, spending four years watching the USA fall apart like Margaret Mead under a bucket of water, ready to throw Dark Jimmy Carter out after a single term in exchange for “none of the above.” If it helps, pretend that Rahm the Enforcer is capable of forcing horny sailors into a whorehouse at the last moment, saving Murtaugh and Riggs from death by systematic beating. Why not?

    Laugh it up at “morans” while you can. Next election cycle, I’m networking rather than volunteering. Bloody good thing for the Democratic Party that I’m the only trolling, loser, quitter, sell-out who’s looking out for number one, eh? Hells yeah! Otherwise, the party of buttcheek-spreading might find itself bereft of political authority! Not that anyone will be able to tell the difference…

    In fifty years, “Nancy and Harry” will be an extra-credit essay question for tweenagers, kind of like the Teapot Dome Scandal. The only real question is what language the essay will be written in. In college, the essay will be “what the fuck was the President doing, aside from playing with his dick,” but Nancy and Harry will still be the designated villains.

  • Buhweet

    [re=398105]GreenHalo[/re]: Dude!! Get off the meth man, get some sleep!!! You can always vote for your man in the photo!!! Find god, do the church thing and hope the big “He” will pay your medical bills!!!!
    BTW: Who is this Nancy and Harry you’re hooked on?

  • GreatOldOnesParty

    [re=398105]GreenHalo[/re]: [re=398106]Buhweet[/re]: what the fuck are any of us doing up at this hour!!

  • Buhweet

    It’s 09:38 where I am!!!! What YOU do’in up at this time? Hey, who’s Nancy and Harry?

  • GreenHalo

    Harry was the king of Lemuria, in whose memory we celebrate Fitzmas every year, the Day of Being a Useless Federal Prosecutor. Nancy was the warrior queen of Atlantis (final words: “Every pol drowns. Not every pol truly gets re-elected until glub blub blblbllbb plop pop”). British Israelites believe that if you divide Harry’s waistband by Nancy’s inviolable personal space in centimeters, you get the square root of the number of Democrats on the Hill which, with a Democratic president, would allow Dems to take a potty break without a signed permission slip from Orrin Hatch.

    You’re welcome. No, really, I’m glad to help. Happy Katrina Day!

  • zhubajie

    When my stepmother died of cancer, she was cheated by her insurance company. They refused to pay the $2000 worth of tests that diagnosed her with terminal pancreatic cancer. Excuse: the Mayo Clinic is not a real hospital. (It’s a clinic….). Explain that away, Fuckabee!

  • zhubajie

    [re=398105]GreenHalo[/re]: Amen and amen! This is why I’ve more or less emigrated to China. Flee the wrath with is to come, folks!

  • zaccapeters

    The Fuckabees ought to stick to the lightly salted poison rat dicks. Those extra-salty ones they prefer really pack on that water weight.

  • Way Cool Larry

    [re=398062]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: well done!

  • Way Cool Larry

    I see David is still Hulk-like, but John Mark is looking a little more normal. Janet still has that deer-caught-in-the-headlights look. And little Sarah is hot!

  • Way Cool Larry

    But yeah, Huckabee is a piece of shit– as are all the conservatives and blue dogs.

    Of course, I guess we already knew that, but this healthcare issue has made the shit so much more sickening.

  • dementor

    [re=398040]Marlowe[/re]: Those are their barbershop quartet outfits. No need for a 4th member. The 3 of them are ample enough.

  • IrksomeKitty

    This touches a nerve. My best friend died of brain cancer, indirectly. He was in agonizing pain, and unable to afford any kind of treatment, so he self-medicated with a bullet.

    I apologise for the lack of snark, but he was a smart, funny person who might still be alive today if the United State of America had succumbed to the horrifying socialist evil of providing poor people with adequate health care.

  • problemwithcaring

    apologies for playing trollball here, but…..


    …So rational America will return to the GOP to save them in 2012?

    Yea, never. And the constant lies of fat jesus-fuckers like Shucksterbee here, make rants by trolley “Independents” sound even more retarded than they usually do.

    This imaginary “Obama volunteering, non-registered Independents” demographic is the only constituency in the fucking country that’s been getting its way for the past eight month. So go fuck off to China with the rest of your anus-faced countrymen if ya’ll still ain’t happy. Good luck being poor over there.

    Healthcare, you shitstain, is not about Obama. My ancestors, along side others, built this country at the end of whips and tied to chains. I’ll never quit fighting for fairness and equity, until we wrest it back from walking racist fatty-deposits like this obese assclown. Fuck moving and fuck fake-independent, closeted Reagan dick-suckers like you.

  • imissopus

    [re=398165]problemwithcaring[/re]: Aw, Greenturd’s adorable, what with the way he tries so hard to make his points with hipper-than-thou writing and cultural references from 1980s cop movies and obscure RPGs. I bet the chat boards on gaming sites just love the guy. Which is why it’s so hard to understand that out in the real political world, “independent” has become a synonym for “pussy who lacks the power of conviction and is only interested in giving his vote to the first candidate that will literally come to his house and suck him off.” I mean, what’s the point of even voting for a decent candidate if he can’t read your mind and do everything YOU want him to do?

    Keep patting yourself on the back for being so “independent,” asshole. Meanwhile the people with convictions out here in the real world will keep doing the actual work.

  • Oldskool

    [re=398105]GreenHalo[/re]: “Laugh it up at “morans” while you can. Next election cycle, I’m networking rather than volunteering. Bloody good thing for the Democratic Party that I’m the only trolling, loser, quitter, sell-out who’s looking out for number one, eh? Hells yeah! Otherwise, the party of buttcheek-spreading might find itself bereft of political authority! Not that anyone will be able to tell the difference…”

    That may score points for time-spent-typing but damned if it makes any sense. You really can’t call random jibberish “trolling”. I bet there’s an online class out here where you could brush up and then try again later.

  • professionalcynic

    I thought the cure for brain cancer in Arkansas is to down a whole bottle of whiskey, which is considered to be an expensive treatment there.

  • GreenHalo

    [re=398116]zhubajie[/re]: I’m actually starting to think you’re right. This “if you’re not an apple, you’re an orange! Kill the pig, cut his throat!” shit is giving me the blues. I’m on these idiots’ side, but only 89%, which means I have to be blustered to death in the village square. I’ve been to this party many times, and this is the perfect time to leave, well before the authorities arrive and break it up.

    I’m familiar with the alchemical process by which buyer’s remorse turns into Stockholm syndrome, but this place is rapidly turning into Gawker, except instead of Women v. Penis-Pigs it’s Registered Dems v. the Black Hole at the Center of the Galaxy. If Ken wasn’t bringing the furious funk with a 2×4 I might start to wonder what the point is.

  • DP

    I LOVE that picture. And with that, I’ve reached the end of my tolerance for the Huck…

  • GreatOldOnesParty

    [re=398262]GreenHalo[/re]: Fuck off. I didn’t vote for Obama AND I hate the repugnicans; so enough with the buyers’-remorse vis a vis Stockholm Syndrome schtick.

    Let me make this plain as to my stance on healthcare. All the best quality, “affordable” healthcare in the world doesn’t do a DAMN BIT OF GOOD if you can’t get it because of a pre-existing condition, even if you have all the money to buy it otherwise.

    And don’t even try to categorize the Wonkerati as “Registered Dems v. the Black Hole at the Center of the Galaxy.” In this “Center-Right” country we have two parties: One is the right-wing, conservative party of corporate-sponsored lying fucktards, and the other is the Republicans.

    We’re just as ignorant, intolerant and violent as anyone else. I for one love myself some guns, alcohol and free Intarweb pr0n. And who knows? if the other side wasn’t trying so hard to SKULL FUCK AMERICA FOR JESUS, I might just join up.

    Oh, and did I mention fuck off?
    And eat a bag of lightly-salted, poison rat dicks, also.

  • Who_Knew_2

    The huckabee family, proven to have lived WAY too long.

    Why are we even listening to the likes of that howdy-doody looking tribe of fudge-passers?

  • El Pinche

    [re=398323]Who_Knew_2[/re]: Indeed. If the Huckabee family isn’t proof that socialized medicine works, I don’t what is. If the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program can keep a family alive who clearly shoves a bushel of cheeseburgers and 20 lbs of butter down their flabby necks every day, then thats what America needs. There you go Barry. Use this point for HCR ad.

  • El Pinche

    Dear glue sniffer,

    When glue high fades away, please tell what the fuck you’re talking about.

    El Pinche

  • Who_Knew_2

    Whatda we have here??

    A photo of douchebags on a porch.

    How quaint.

  • Who_Knew_2

    [re=398340]El Pinche[/re]: El Pinche;

    I don’t know……..

    This photo could work better for those hoping to pass the “Death Panels”.

    If ever a family has been shown to be a screaming need for such things, this over-fed crop of howdy doody related schmucks known as the huckabees are THE poster-kids.


  • on2u

    As I see it – the only changes that need to be made are to 1) extend Medicaid/Medicare benefits to encompass a larger group. 2. Pass laws that guarantee insurance to anyone despite a pre-existing condition. 3. Get rid of all the kick backs and waste in the system.

    If a person in palliative care wants to live a few months longer that is their choice not the governments. No one has the right to tell someone their time is up because they cost to much. That is utterly absurd. Love life and I want to be here as long as possible – selfish – not after I have paid taxes for 65 plus years and contributed to society, raised a family and provided for my children and contributed to my community and workplace. If I want to hang around for a few extra months after all I have given to my government, my family, my community and myworkplace and yes my country – then you better darn well learn to deal with it. Who are you to put a price on my value or my life? BTW – it is the ones who believe Jesus is waiting for them that are more likely to be willing to go sooner – those who believe the buck stops her are more likely to cling to every minute they have.

  • BlueStateLibtard

    [re=398438]on2u[/re]: So I assume you’d have no problem spending the last few months of your life in a half-vegetarian state with spit dribbling out of your mouth, bankrupting your family, and prolonging their grief and horror? And this would somehow be “owed” to you because you paid taxes just like everyone else? And if you think your insurance company is going to pay for it, think again.

  • MoodProcessor

    All this photo needs is a hungry crocodile.

  • El Pinche

    [re=398392]Who_Knew_2[/re]: Yes, his wife definitely has that “kill me now” look which I’m afraid is rather sexxy.

  • on2u

    BlueStateLibtard: I won’t be bankrupting my family – the government will be flipping the bill under socialized health care right? If not – then the talk about death panels is true. BTW – I have lost 5 family members and I was there with them during their pallative care and not a single one of them was in a vegatative state drooling. Also – was present on 2 occasions when Dr.’s wanted to pull plug – on a five year old boy with severe burns 80% os his body and a 16 year old girl who was in a serious car accident (one fatality) – both were reported to have no brain stem activity. The boy is 25 years old today – passed high school with honours, is married and a millionaire after suing the hotel chain responsible for the fire. The 16 year old girl is now 21, married with a six month old child – both of these cases are relatives of mine in Canada – go figure. Beleieve the lies if you want.

  • on2u

    See BlueStateLibtard – the tactics you used above – you selfish person – you should feel guilty – is exactly what you can expect in those “end of life disussions” with Doctors – Right to die with dignity becomes Obligation to die with dignity – you prove it.

  • smitallica

    [re=397855]Tommmcatt[/re]: Veruckabee Salt?

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