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If you’re hungry (which is likely) and you want to eat out, you basically have four options for restaurants in DC: small plates, southern food, burgers, or pizza. Throw in a random Belgian or French place and that pretty much sums up dining in the District. More of an observation than a complaint really — who doesn’t love chicken and waffles, creative pizzas, and large, juicy burgers? (The small plates we can do without.) And of the pizza places, Matchbox Pizza offers some of DC’s best.

Here’s how Matchbox works: It’s all about their pizzas. You simply cannot go wrong with any of the pizzas. The mushrooms on the veggie pizza are packed with flavor; the sausage on the sausage and onion pizza has the perfect amount of spice; and if you’re a fan of cheese, either the copa and arugula pizza or the four cheese white pizza will certainly satisfy you. A large pizza has about eight big slices, while the small has about six.

Other best bets are their mini burgers, which are mouth wateringly delicious and come with a mountain of curly fries, and their mini trio, which has two mini scallops, two mini crabcakes, and two two mini burgers.  The scallops and crab cakes are basically cooked in pure butter (mmm BUTTER). ‘Nuff said.

It’s NOT about their salads. Their salads are an absolute waste of money. Take the heirloom salad, for example.  They promote it as this beautiful, delectable mix of sweet and savory perfection, only it’s a tomato cut into layers with some cheese in between and, well, not worth 12 bucks. The other salads are small and boring, and also don’t warrant their price tag.  If you’re thinking about getting just a salad, don’t. If you’re thinking of splitting a salad and pizza, don’t. It’s not worth the money and you will eat so little salad it’s pointless (unless your don’t like eating a lot and we frankly don’t support this, especially at good restaurants). Stick with the pizza.

There are two Matchboxes in the city — one in Chinatown and one in Barracks Row. The wait at the restaurant in Chinatown takes forever and, although the Matchbox over in Barracks Row is bigger, it’s still very crowded and is also noisy. Your best bet is to get the food to go and enjoy it on a rooftop. That’s what all the cool kids are doing anyway.

Matchbox Pizza, 713 H Street NW or 521 8TH Street SE, Washington, DC.

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  • InsidiousTuna

    I went to the Chinatown Matchbox a few weeks ago, and it was excellent. We got three of the large pizzas and split them between six of us, and we only ended up paying about 14 or 15 bucks per person, which is surprisingly affordable for a place that’s as trendy as Matchbox. The mini-burgers are indeed excellent, and each pizza we had was great. Go.

  • JRinDallas

    Their calzone (for some reason they call it a pepperoni and meatball roll) is one of the best food items in all of DC.

    That and a Chimay is the stuff of a DC-expat’s dreams.

  • PhantomBantam

    Pass…

    I’m tired of joints like this that serve mediocre pizza and spruced up pub fare getting away with the shitty attitude and high prices. This would be a great spot if it were just a neighborhood joint that served pies and burgers at a decent price – not 30 dollars for a strip steak and 20 dollars for a pizza pie. The worst part is the wait. I would understand if it were always slammed, but I’m not waiting an hour for a table for two on a Tuesday night at 8:00 pm. What really irks me is when I use the restroom and walk past tons of empty tables – that remain open the whole time. The waits are artificially long either out of sheer incompetence or to preserve the aura that this a happening joint. If you want good pizza in DC, go to Red Rocks, 2 Amys or Pete’s apizza. Better pizza without the attitude.

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