• THE ELECTION STARTS NOW: The GOP has confirmed that Lousiana child-governor Bobby Jindal will deliver the party’s response to Barack Obama’s fake “State of the Union” speech on February 24. Other finalists the GOP considered include Michael Steele, a vagina, and the Chinese guy who does John Boehner’s laundry. [AP]
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  • GlennBecksFelch

    The dude’s name is Piyush, not “Bobby”, so get your Hussein-loving shit together and call a spade a spade. Or a Magic Hindu.

  • shanemacgowan

    Maybe he’ll pull a Jackie Sherrill on live TV and castrate a bull to fire up the Republican base.

  • marioninnyc

    Not a Hindu, an exorcism-loving papist.

  • FMA

    Thank Christ! Piyush will restore the nation’s virginity!

  • BillyClubb

    And why shouldn’t Bobby Jindal deliver the party’s response to Barack Obama’s “State of the Union” speech? Bobby is still in that pre-teen phase of his life and thus much less likely to be a child molester and/or a closeted homosexual.

  • Bruno

    I need to see his BRITH CERTFICATE not STATMENT OF LIFE BRITH he is a MUZLIN BOURNE IN KENYA, INDJA and his mom was only 17 when he was BOUNRE so he is INELDGBLE for USA PREZIDENCY

  • Hooray For Anything

    I hope Jindal performs an excorcism as part of his response. Because that would be awesome.

  • CorkPopper

    A vagina can’t be the mouthpiece of the GOP. Because, well, you know.

  • american mutt

    brown people are magic.

  • Serolf Divad
  • Cicada

    It would be totally awesome rad if he did an exorcism on the teevee, like Benny Hinn.

  • Rush

    “and the Chinese guy who does John Boehner’s laundry” – Judge Ito?

  • Serolf Divad

    Deficits are bad link

    Don’t know why it didn’t work the first time.

  • Cicada

    [re=241390]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Perhaps he will exorcise Amurica of it’s librul demons…HENGGGHH?

  • Daria

    Thankfully, this won’t help his re-election bid much. None of Bobby’s Louisiana faithful will be paying attention, as February 24 is Mardi Gras.

  • Red Zeppelin

    [re=241389]Bruno[/re]: Dude, you gotta stop visiting the Confluence. You’re starting to sound like one of them, although I think they prefer FULL CAPS THROUGHOUT!

  • Cicada

    [re=241390]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Also, it is spooky that we both used the word awesome to describe an exorcism. Also.

  • KilgoreTrout_XL

    Vagina? Silly GOP. All vaginas do (strictly in terms of GOP constituents, ladies [also, call me]) is terrify the women and bore the men, who are all gay or have secret pervert-furry rooms, or both, and hate gays, vagina touching, and getting caught with tentacle porn. I think republican females get bored with them too, though, fuck- take a look at Gobi-Desert-Malkin. They’re definitely terrified at other people’s vaginas. Maybe. Hmmm…

    Shit. It seemed less complicated when I started writing.

    Maybe Jindal should wear a vagina flag pin, just in case.

  • digibal235

    The GOP has already exhausted its supply of black people?

  • WadISay

    Many Republicans will tune in to the rebuttal just because they think it has to do with butts.

  • Red Zeppelin

    I wonder if this will reach the soaring heights of the last occasion when they tried to fight brown with brown–remember the green background on that stage in some shithole Louisana country club, Walnuts going full HENGGGHH?, and B.J. looking like he was there to bus the tables? I hope so.

  • Servo

    Chicken shits!

  • Noodle Salad

    Piyush’s stimulus package includes market-based indulgences and the construction of a spiritual border fence with Canada.

  • nmmagayar

    [re=241413]digibal235[/re]: yeah, he’s busy

  • Iggy Plop

    [re=241419]Noodle Salad[/re]: also prayer-based foreclosure solutions.

  • Sussemilch

    So… the poster boy for the Republicans is a guy with no neck who named himself after Bobby Brady, advocates intelligent design, and earned his job by having FEMA kill all the poor people?

    Please run against Obama. Pretty, pretty please.

  • AfghanVet

    It will only be worth watching if Obama declares the new axis of evil: Focus on the Family, Fox News and the GOP.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Maybe Jindal can be like the possessed girl in the Exorcist.

    I’m hoping that his head will spin 360 degrees while screaming:
    “Tax Cuts! Teh Gayz! Tax Cuts! Reagan! Ssssssssszzzt!”

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Fortunately, Louisianans aren’t eligible to be president or for much of anything else but flashing their boobies at me, mrwar!

  • MARCdMan

    [re=241435]AfghanVet[/re]: The Fred Phelps/Westboro Baptist Church group should be in there too.

  • bitchincamaro

    [re=241437]ManchuCandidate[/re]: And then fuck himself with a crucifix.

  • Min

    If he had one shred of decency, he’d say, “America, we are so very sorry”, and step away from the camera.

  • dennymcden

    Piyush? More like P’Shaw! I won’t be happy until the GOP puts up an autistic lesbian rabbi in a wheelchair to deliver teh response, also.

  • Mr Blifil

    Don’t be silly, vaginas can’t talk, they don’t have teeth. That’s a myth, right?

  • daisy chain

    The timing of this is worrisome, as it is on Fat Tuesday. Perhaps they plan to declare that, for the good of the country, Louisiana will be expunged from the Union and Jindal is giving the United States permanent rights to our offshore fossil fuels in exchange for the Kingship. When he is coroneted we will all be too drunk to realize this isn’t just part of the Crew of Rex parade. This is because of David Vitter, isn’t it? Oh, well, I’m sure life will be fine in the third-world dictatorship of Louisianastan. We’re used to eating bugs, anyway.

  • NoWireHangers

    Why not Sarah Palin? Isn’t she the future of the party? Oh, that’s right. The GOP has stopped exploiting idiotic women and is now exploiting idiot men of color.

  • wickedlittledoll
  • DeLand DeLakes

    Judging from what I’ve heard from my Indian pals about their own families, I’m betting that Jindal’s candidacy will be destroyed by his mother, who will show up at every rally and stand at the front of the stage, weeping and wailing about little Piyush turning his back on Hinduism.

  • Red Zeppelin

    [re=241495]DeLand DeLakes[/re]: I think I remember that from an episode of Goodness Gracious Me.

  • IceCreamEmpress

    The thing about this is that the Republican’ts don’t understand their own crazy wingnut base.

    They think that they will love Bobby Jindal because he’s Jesus’s BFF and he hates the poors.

    What they don’t understand is that the crazy wingnut base, outside of Louisiana and Illinois that is, hates the Catholics because they worship the Death Cookie. For srs.

    And they also hate the Hindus because they go around killing Christians (in real human speak, some violent asshats use Hindu extremism as an excuse to kill their lower-caste neighbors who converted to Christianity mostly for the missionaries’ hot lunches, but in crazy wingnut Christianist world, it’s a SCARY WORLDWIDE HINDU JIHAD).

    So Bobby Jindal, a Hindu turned Catholic, is certainly a loony God-botherer, but he’s the wrong kind of loony God-botherer and the Republican’ts don’t even know the difference.

    Don’t tell them.

  • GlennBecksFelch

    Piyush the Magic Hindu
    Lived by the sea
    and wallowed in the red meat base
    in a land called fantasy

  • chascates

    [re=241475]NoWireHangers[/re]: She’s busy helpin’ those those two kids work their butts off. Plus she has Alaska to run.

  • Canuckledragger

    “Other finalists the GOP considered include Michael Steele, a vagina, and the Chinese guy who does John Boehner’s laundry.”

    I’d go with the vagina. But then, I always do.

    Way prettier than Michael “Lexington” Steele and doesn’t leave starch all over you. [Most times.]

  • chauncey

    [re=241548]IceCreamEmpress[/re]: The hilarious and rich and terrible thing will be when their own anger about affirmative action leads them to start suspecting the competence of their own leaders…

  • June Cleaver 2.0

    [re=241432]Sussemilch[/re]: Pretty has nothing to do with Bobby Jindal. Apparently they have never been properly introduced.

  • June Cleaver 2.0

    In case Bobby Jindal doesn’t know, as a child Michelle Obama memorized all the lines to all the episodes of the Brady Bunch. I wonder what secrets Obama knows about Jindal.

  • lulzmonger

    The Futile Pandering award for leadership goes to … the GOP!

    Sarah Palin is now rumored to be exploring radical pigment-augmentation treatments as she gets ready for her 2012 POTUS bid … hey, peeps, I can see the Russkies’ hood from my house! Alaska is teh shnizzit, yo! You betcha!

  • Neilist

    Is it time for me to reprise my classic, “Jindal Din”?

    (The IDEA that this little wog would covet the Leadership of the Free World!)

  • sanantonerose

    Weird. I’ve always pictured a Chinaman doing Boehner’s laundry.

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