MAYBE THIS WILL HUSH THEM UP: Ahh, here’s a much deserved article in the Washington Post about how insanely rude and distracting it is for people like Dick Cheney and Andy Card to be whining about how Obama is helping the terrorists win with his LACK OF A SUIT COAT during the first few weeks of a new administration, and an economic collapse. These people should imitate their suddenly more dignified ex-boss, George W. Bush, and shush. [WP]

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  1. The best part of that article was by far, this; “Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion for Nation”
    Courtesy of The Onion of course…
    Oh and Bush-ites, go the fuck away also…

  2. That article blew. There was no mention of Cheney as a marauding phony and a lunatic. I was hoping for something along the lines of, “Suck a dk. Kthxbai.”

  3. On the one hand they’re trying to undermine Obama’s administration and on the other they’re trying to salvage their own legacies.

    Reagan may still be seen as a John Wayne-type leader (and John Wayne was merely an actor playing his stage persona in real life) but Bush & company will be seen as the train wreck they were.

    If Obama can turn the economy around, bring some semblance of peace to the Middle East and retain civil liberties he’ll be seen as the real ‘Reagan’ of our age.

  4. …I would belly crawl across rubbing alcohol soaked razor blades to see someone hit that son of a bitch with a shoe. And I’m not talking about a loafer, Im talking a Yao-Ming sized steel toed Timberland, that someone moon-walked through dog-shyt with!!!

  5. I’m not clear on this: if you are torturing someone, should you be wearing a coat and tie? should the person you are torturing be wearing a coat and tie?

  6. [re=238290]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Personally, I’d like to see his skull impaled with the heel of one of Condi’s 5-inch stilletos she got from Ferragamo. But yea, with dog shit on it too. Also.

  7. Hey Bush officials? STFU, eat shit and die. Torture DOESN’T make us safer, tax cuts for the rich DON’T make us more prosperous, and nobody gives a rat’s ass what Barry wears to work. Hundreds of millions of people hate you. Get used to your irrelevance.

  8. [re=238290]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Why is Ginsburg dying of cancer when overweight, non-exercising, red- meat-eating evil Dick still alive? The only answer I can come up with is a sort of Faustian bargain for eternal life.

  9. Imagine all the fun ways you could make the world better if you had Scalia, Cheney, Rove, Alito, Roberts, Thomas, and what the heck, just for giggles, Mark Penn and Mary Matalin in one place at one time? Maybe we could have Chesley land his US Airways on the room. Or feed them all peanut butter crackers.

  10. Telling Andy Card and Bertie Gonzo to eat a bag of Dicks sounds perfectly reasonable, but telling Cheney to eat a bag of Andys or Berties doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

  11. [re=238307]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: …most female stilettos don’t have enough mass to do the type blunt trauma I’m fantasizing about.

  12. This is not surprising. This group had great success from the time Jr. was propped up as the figurehead of the Texas Rangers through Katrina by being petty, nasty, disingeneous, and catering to the whim of a very small but influential segment of the population. They had no Plan B. When people realized that Plan A was a fraud, they had no fallback position. It is all they know. That is why they keep trotting out the petty, nasty lies at every opportunity.

    Doing the same thing over and over while hoping for a different outcome may be the definition of insanity, but it is the only recourse for this group.

  13. Sure, leave us with a disastrous financial apocalyse and THEN CRITICIZE SOMEBODY’S LACK OF COAT.

    To recommend these guys eat a bag of dicks is an insult to dick-eaters worldwide.

  14. “They say, ‘Oh, he did things in the Oval Office where Ronald Reagan never even took off his jacket.’ Honey, Reagan didn’t even know that he was wearing a jacket.”
    – Sandra Bernhard

  15. [re=238312]Doglessliberal[/re]: Can we invite Grover Norquist, and maybe Hannity too? Just for giggles. I don’t need them to die painful deaths, I just want them to die.

  16. [re=238309]Doglessliberal[/re]: …my hunch is that he actually died during one of those strokes he had and was sent back to earth by Malebolgia(a.k.a: the Devil)to bring about the apocalypse and lead his demon army! Kinda like SPAWN!

  17. [re=238322]Doglessliberal[/re]: …I think I know what I’m getting my girlfriend for her birthday! Sorry but I have a serious shoe fetish!

  18. The sad part is that when we hit ubercritical mass and the streets of America are awash in a foul mixture of hobo beans and blood (didn’t that happen in Tommy?), the MSM will gleefully go on reporting on these assholes insisting on how it’s all Hopey’s fault. And they will be believed by many. Can’t someone smart invent a virus that kills all stupid brain cells? Sure, we’d have zombies afterwards, but hey, zombies!

  19. [re=238311]Doglessliberal[/re]: well, suppose it’s kinda like in Brazil, and the “agents” just grab you no matter how you are dressed. So maybe it could be like the better restaurants, and they could provide you with coat and tie? no matter the sex, always a coat and tie. makes things simpler.

  20. [re=238325]CorkPopper[/re]: yes! And Newt Gingrich

    [re=238331]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: those are pretty awesome.

    [re=238334]qwerty42[/re]: wow, Brazil–long time since I saw that.

  21. It’s things like this that make me think those Soviet Commie Leaders had it right when they threw all of the previous regime’s leaders into the gulag.

  22. The noise will stop when Cheney finally chews his own tongue off…..

    Sources tell me they keep the bloody foaming at the mouth in check though the judicious application of fetal stem cells from China, and that the wheel chair has more to do with his fear of shitting out tiny mal-formed Chinese babies than anything to do with pulled muscles…although it is well know that he has chronic anal/oral tremors aggravated by years of snorting tainted baby laxative [a homeopathic alternative to shoving a garden hose up his ass]

    Unfortunately, the condition is infectious…thus the anal/oral problems experienced by much of Cheney’s ex-staff….

    The CDC expects the expense of treatment to run in excess of 15 trillion dollars…take at least twenty years for any sign of result…and cost 200,000 lives..

    Cheney and ex-staff will of course wear a suit throughout the entire ordeal….

  23. Andy Card began his Washington career as George H.W. Bush’s chauffeur. There is no rich guy on Earth half as snobby as a rich guy’s chauffeur. I think it comes from having to drive a car every day you could never hope of affording and wishing you could use it just once to go cruising for rent boys. Or, maybe those billed caps are just a little too tight. Anyway, that was my experience as a rent boy.

  24. bring him to Alaska and set him afloat on a ice slab…bear food…
    Here is the guy that was to find a VP for George Bush and finds himself, bringing in his agents, Rummy, Wolfawitz, Scooter and Halliburton. Many of his acquaintances have claimed the man is deranged, unhinged and no longer the same person they had known.

    Tasser him and set off his pacer…Micro wave omitter…cut the brakes on his chair…

    Shit only the good die young…

  25. It reminds me of all those statements that the Clinton administration made, like when Sandy Berger mentioned casually that “Clinton himself was able to count past 11.”

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