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Here’s a video by Ashley Todd, the poor McCain volunteer who claims to have been carved up by Barack Obama in Western Pennsylvania, a region where McCain needs as many votes as possible now that he’s tied his entire election hopes to victory in that state. If Ashley’s story holds up, then you obviously shouldn’t vote for Barack Obama now, and we hope she goes to the hospital at some point, just to get those knife carvings looked at. In the meantime, Pittsburgh police should immediately arrest the angry black guy in this video, “The Mean Janitor,” who clearly has had it out for Ashley Todd for some time. [YouTube]

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  • nurple

    Janitors are always removing my posts from Wonkette. I am hated.

  • El Bombastico

    Mmm, yes. I can clearly see the seething racial hatred in his eyes. He clearly maintained a terror campaign against this apple-cheeked (and bottomed) young lass and her adorable signs.

  • bhosp

    The Barack Witch Project.

  • naveed

    I’m all in favor of gentle, self-inflicted mutilation. Woot!

  • bhosp

    [re=145849]El Bombastico[/re]: Hey nothing wrong with that ass. I’d hit it. Hell I’d carve my initials in it.

  • jinmoom

    Ashley Todd you are a taint on the great racist shithole of western Pennsylvania.

  • Q2

    What happens when you look into a mirror and try to carve a “B” on your face?

  • Rodney Badger

    Black Victimization Fantasy would have been a better tag.

  • irisheyes

    Her sense of self is truly overblown, no?

  • 4tehlulz

    Jesus, when Michelle Malkin isn’t taking this bait, that makes you come in last in the race-baiting Olympics that is the final 10 days of this campaign.

    I suggest that Fraulein Todd consider seppuku; after all, see seems to have some skill with sharp objects.

  • OffTheRecord

    Ugh. She is just so terribly annoying.

  • regisgoat

    You guys are meaner than that janitor! Maybe she took the photo in the mirror and that’s why it’s backwards. (Such indeed, I’m sorry to say, are the arguments flaunted by the few remaining conservatives who believe this tale of the unlikely.)
    It looks like the work of Iranian terrorists who want to mock our way of life.

  • Reefpilot

    This would have been much more convincing to her Mccain audience if he had been wearing a Freddy Krueger striped shirt and a Candyman hook.

  • magic titty

    This story is obviously the best thing that has ever happened in the history of everything ever.

    In two days Gramps will be blaming the librul media elites for disrespecting this young lady who was just ‘mixed up’.

  • El Bombastico

    “B” could stand for “Borox”, in which case it is clearly the janitor.

    Or… oh shit! Joe the Plumber!

  • jinmoom

    [re=145875]Reefpilot[/re]: He’s black. That’s enough for the bitters.

  • 4tehlulz

    Considering how stupid she apparently is, I’m surprised that she didn’t carve “/b/” instead.

  • loquaciousmusic

    I watched that video with the sound off, and I must say that I thought, “What?”

    Although, to be fair, I probably would’ve thought pretty much the same thing with the sound ON.

    I’m about to try to draw a backwards “B” made out of “B”s. I hope it turns out for you people.

    BBBBBB
    BB B
    BB B
    B B
    BBB
    B B
    BB B
    BB B
    BBBBBB

  • loquaciousmusic

    Shit. It didn’t turn out.

  • Shai

    So I suppose she’s trying to get this black janitor attacked by posting this on youtube so shortly after her alphabet assault. What because he didn’t fo a pleasant ‘broom shacka lacka lacka’ song and dance routine for her amusement?
    This makes the story even less believable. Janitors are the most patient people on earth. No one cares about them and they clean your filth. I doubt a McCain sticker would be what sends him over the edge. It would be more like ‘you’re fired’ or ‘you’re no longer covered under our health insurance plan.’ And then I wouldnt care about Barack Obama or this white girl. I would just start swinging broomhandle until my demands were met.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=145872]4tehlulz[/re]: The idea that Malkin isn’t all over this is hilarious to me. I mean, we’re talking about a woman who went after Rachel Ray and Dunkin’ Donuts for promoting Islamic radicalism through black and white-fringed accessories.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Why do I have this feeling that she has spent a good part of her life talking to herself in the mirror?

  • twsyndrome

    If you pause at about :26 in the video, the B on her poster is pretty plain to see, and very, very similar to the one on her face in the post-attack picture.

  • Deepthroat

    FINALLY I produce something that wins!

  • Sire Says
  • voyetra8

    Her Myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8513159

    I shit you not, top of the page:

    “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her cloths off, but its better if you do.”

  • wheelie

    [re=145905]twsyndrome[/re]: “So, I’ve made little handmade signs . . .”, and then her camera shows the sign, which, when flipped reads um . . . “autographed book raffle you decide Obama / McCain.” Ok then.

    http://i37.tinypic.com/vnnn0x.jpg

    (Graphologists, please study B formation for possible match.)

  • ifthethunderdontgetya”

    Dammit, how am I going to get to work tomorrow, when I going to be up all night bathing in glorious schadenfreude?
    ~

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=145874]regisgoat[/re]: I wondered the same thing about the mirror. But some others pointed out the fallacy. That said, I’d love to see the knife that was used to carved this B into to face. Was the attacker too stupid to know which end to use?

  • anothersarah7

    Man, Christmas came early. I couldn’t have wished for a better present that this girl. Thank you, Santa Palin!!!

  • Scandalabra

    OMFG. It has come to this. I am back in Jr. High, except I am old and fat and the global economy is collapsing. But still, some girls are mean so nothing has changed.

  • Professor McAwesome

    The comment thread on redstate is freakin hilarious!

  • Crow T. Robot

    Has anyone given any thought to the idea that the black fellow was somehow above her–suspended from webs or something…and so the “B” looked right side up to him…

  • Crow T. Robot

    Or perhaps he’s dyslexic.

  • A Foolish Consistency

    Someone probably already posted this, but you can get a “street view” of the scene of the crime (er, hoax) by going to google maps and putting in “Liberty Ave & Pearl St, Pittsburgh, PA 15224”

    The area just oozes danger with the fancy Thai restaurant and Church nearby.

  • mdotsota

    That janitor probably dragged her to the tank, put her in it and carved the backwards “B” in her face. Which means she is now in the tank too, or at least was.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    “And win deh des-troy mie hand signs, I’ll make dem FINGER SIGNS. Take that librul Janitor elitists”

  • Maus

    The only good thing about the 24/7 media is that she’s been discredited before O’Reilly has had a chance to bring her on his show.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=145942]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: God, listening to her in that video makes me want to stab myself in the ear. Jesus.

  • JeffGoldblum

    Can a few of us Wonketters get together, punch each other in the eye, and carve WALNUTZ into each others foreheads (but real lightly, like not at all)? I think we could turn this election around!! Woo!!!

  • Hairy Reed

    OT, but I’d just like to point out this sign I saw on Fox while I was looking for more on this bitch of a liar.

    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/23/sign-depicting-life-sie-obama-draws-criticism/

  • Hopey dont play that game

    I used to love near this location. This is area is as safe as any other area in da ‘burgh. What a crock.

  • j6n

    [re=145931]Professor McAwesome[/re]: Is “thuggery” the new racist code word?

  • wheelie

    I was on my way home from the pub tonight when Joe Biden (in blackface) jumped out of the bushes and carved a big B on my face, with lipstick. I am pretty shattered about this. I will be giving my exclusive interview to Fox shortly.

    And you b*stards won’t believe me.

  • j6n

    Has this been debunked enough to warrant a Blingee?

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    The Republican candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin, called Todd on Thursday afternoon to express their concern, the campaign confirmed.

    Thus providing Ms. Todd with enough spank bank fodder for the next twenty years.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Also OT, from The Pittsburgh Channel: October 23, 2008: Sarah Palin Coming To Beaver Tonight

    Indeed.

  • El Bombastico

    [re=145963]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Well, that’s enough fodder for my spank bank.

  • skyboolt

    is anyone else reminded of tracy flick?

  • wrenchdevil

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqsBlXhnFng&feature=related

    can someone fit this twit with a ballgag…wonder how she will relate to others while doing time in GP?

  • Weeping Jesus

    Overlooked in all this: Ashley TODD / TODD Palin…. Coincidence? You decide.

  • facehead

    [re=145959]j6n[/re]: we ABSOLUTELY need an Ashley Todd Blingee.

  • american mutt

    Visiting RedState makes me want to kill myself, so I won’t view it. Tell me what they’re saying!

  • Weeping Jesus

    Further eerie coincidences: Anagrams for Ashley Todd:

    Sad Held Toy
    Slat Dyed Ho

    I think you see where we’re going here. I said too much.

  • fedgovteatsucker

    also, her eye has no swelling.
    its (bad) makeup.

  • JGB

    so did she really talk to McCain and Palin, or did they just talk the family….there was something I read that *she* spoke with *both* of them. How the fuck did that go?

  • anothersarah7

    oh man, this is equally amazing:

    Joe McCain Calls 911 To Complain About Traffic – Yells Fuck You to Operator

    http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/1008/563913.html

  • american mutt

    When she’s on TV apologizing, someone better freaking ask her who she endorses for president.

    “McCain”, she’ll say.

    Then it’s best Pro-Obama commercial ever.

  • Mara47

    [re=145932]Crow T. Robot[/re]: And shouldn’t we be more appreciative of his finesse with that knife? I mean, with a squirming, wriggling bitter for a canvas, he gets that nice uniform pink embossed look, no blood even…

  • surfacenoise76

    @fedgovteatsucker: Indeed. That’s (kinda) how a black eye looks about a week after being hit.

  • blader

    This whole thing is so 1860’s retro

    OK, we’ll stipulate that if a negro did this, he was a big buck negro, ’bout like that janitor.

  • Mara47

    [re=145943]Maus[/re]: Hey, why should THAT stop him?

  • dotdotdotdotdot

    american mutt: You know, the ususal Moe histrionics. Anyone who suggests that just perhaps Atodd was not beaten to within an inch of her life and humiliated by direct orders from Hopey is a reverse-racist troll who will have their comment edited by Moe to make it say what he wanted it to, then he will take his blog and go home.

  • Maus

    [re=145931]Professor McAwesome[/re]: Oh god, to the only person who asks if this smells fishy-

    “And maybe you’re just someone who has

    janis October 23rd, 2008 at 6:47 p.m. CDT (link)

    hugely overstayed his tepid welcome. Why don’t you move along to a more appropriate ideological home and leave the grown-ups alone.

  • american mutt

    [re=145995]dotdotdotdotdot[/re]: God that’s scary… thanks for the report.

  • JGB

    I think I have a new Halloween costume, sweet.

  • dotdotdotdotdot

    [re=145997]Maus[/re]: Trolling redstate is awesome for the schadenfreude. My favorite part is that they rarely get more than 15 comments on a story. I guess everyone else moved to a more appropriate ideological home.

  • Ilikepigeons

    enough of the asshole todd and the mean janitor. back to joe the plumber who in this lovely interview, admits he has been on welfare and his parent’s were on the dole twice!!! fuck taxes man, I was on welfare? huh? wtf? and joe you retard, where the fuck do you think your fucking welfare $ comes from? hehh, hehhhhh? how about that joe the plumber!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnK84mM5N-o

  • bayhcurious

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGxhshrCssc

    Here is the loveable Ashley Todd instructional video on how to make a “voter registration” poster. Looks like her self mutilation skills are way better than her poster making abilities.

  • blader

    [re=145890]loquaciousmusic[/re]:

    it works great if you just turn your monitor upside down!!!!!

  • Voyou Charmant
  • Voyou Charmant

    oh, i guess I’m late with that. Sorry guys.

  • Dientes

    [re=146008]bayhcurious[/re]:There is some super hot muffin top action going on in the mirror of that video.

  • Sonic Former Youth

    Am I the only one who completely loves her? Who hopes we can keep her for just a few more days, a few more youtubes, before she self-implodes? It would really help me get through a long weekend of work.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=145995]dotdotdotdotdot[/re]: Well fuck that. That is all.

  • american mutt

    [re=146010]Voyou Charmant[/re]: God damn it. you made me go to her website and look what I found:

    “- What’s wrong with the ‘B?’

    It’s too complicated for a brother to carve. The easy choice–the way of the brutha–would have been an ‘O’. Sorry. This doesn’t pass the smell test.”

  • ivenson

    [re=145890]loquaciousmusic[/re]: HA!

  • Maus

    [re=146006]dotdotdotdotdot[/re]: Are they dumber or less dumb than the Freepers, I can’t tell.

  • HuskyMescan

    Yes We Carve?

  • american mutt

    [re=146021]HuskyMescan[/re]: win

  • Mara47

    Profiler here. Nice t’ meetcha. Here’s what I see. Chick is, like, emotional age of 12. Her only thing in life (besides wings ‘n’ candy ‘n’ soda parties) is cranking out her sad little signs. And sad little YouTube videos about all of the above. The evil janitor disses her probably illegal signs (“Hey You gonna need a permit for that, miss.”) And it’s the last freaking piece of culture shock she can take. She seems to be prepared to crank out sad signs as needed, so it’s not a stretch to imagine she has her equipment (including the scratchy-razory ruler ‘n’ crayons and half-dried-out Magic Markers) in her car with her while she’s cruising around scary blacky-black parts of Pittburgh looking for phantom Bank of Ahmurika ATMs. And she’s sooooo upset about that “evil (very tall — maybe 6’4″ and wearing black teeshirt and black pants?) janitor” and how nobody ever hardly Twitters her back even though she has “OVER 700 HITS ALREADY” on one of her sad YouTube videos. And being a perfectionist because that’s exactly how she was raised, she takes the time to type a few appropriately spaced Twitter tweets — as she is always careful to do because this is for POSTERITY, after all — about how ominous the world has become and before you know it, the idea of assault with a deadly ruler pops into her rear-view mirror. Then and along comes Tom Robinson to bust up her chiffarobe, and of course it’s her McCAIN bumper sticker, just out of camera range there, that sets him off! Oh those black men hate her signs oh so much and well she’ll show them! Cut to commercial.

    Oh shit. That OxyClean creep. Where’s the remote?

  • President Beeblebrox

    This is obviously part of McCain’s strategy to come from behind with a landslide win. Srsly.

    http://thatsrightnate.com/2008/10/23/mccain-heading-to-victory/

    Kool-aid? Denial?

  • dotdotdotdotdot

    [re=146020]Maus[/re]: I dunno, my doctor told me to cut back to maliciously trolling only one wingnut blog a week.

  • bitchincamaro

    I’m prety sure there’s a porn script being right now that has, whatever twisted muse is related to this swill, to be thankful for.

  • j6n

    [re=146008]bayhcurious[/re]: There is no neighborhood in Pittsburgh that scares me as much as that video.

  • Mara47

    [re=146008]bayhcurious[/re]: Hey, catch up here! :-) That was like three Wonkette features ago. We’re piecing all the evidence together now, and that’s maybe number 3 on the list of 9. But you’re absolutely right to have caught the gist of that vid’s importance to The Investigation.

  • ph7

    Hasn’t anyone here ever received a black eye? Look at this detailed pic:

    http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/todd1.jpg

    Now, when you get hit in the eye, it does not turn black right for a good 24 hours. Instead, you first get swelling (from the blood), and then the eye gets all purpley. Only once that purpley swollen bloody eye sits for a good 24 hours does that purple start to blacked.

    Oh, yeah – and when you get hit hard enough in the eye to get a swollen, later to be black eye, you actually eye is kind of bloodshot for awhile.

    this chicks’ wounds are less than 24 hours old, and who knows how many hours ago that pic was taken.

    She didn’t get a black eye – it’s not her punching herself, not a girlfriend or boyfriend punching here — looks like mascara to me, but certainly no real injury

    If she filed a police report, she’s going to be busted…

  • El Bombastico

    [re=146027]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I think that site is satire. But there are plenty other serious ones that are virtually indistinguishable.

  • vividblurry

    http://www.yeswecarve.com

    Sadly, it’s not about what you think.

  • bhosp

    It puts the lotion on its skin.

  • Professor McAwesome

    [re=146041]vividblurry[/re]: Hopey the pumpkin!

  • j6n

    [re=146039]ph7[/re]: Let’s do this scientifically. Everybody punch yourself in the face. Report back in 24 hours.

  • bitchincamaro

    [re=146033]bitchincamaro[/re]: being *written* right now.

    dingleberry.

  • Hairy Reed

    [re=146008]bayhcurious[/re]: Don’t be fooled–it’s registeration according to her.

  • wrenchdevil
  • bitchincamaro

    My face looked like that once in third grade from sleeping on my pencil case. Really.

  • magic titty

    You folks have to read the comments on Fox. They’re so convinced this was a real attack. I can’t wait until this is refuted tomorrow. CAN NOT WAIT.

  • american mutt

    [re=146052]wrenchdevil[/re]: So she got mugged, had a backwards ‘B’ carved on her face, refused medical attention, and is immediately phonebanking?

  • slomojoe

    [re=145874]regisgoat[/re]: The pic with the black eye and the B was clearly not taken in a mirror: her hair parts on the right in that pic, just like in her Twitter avatar, and in her video. That said, perhaps the assailant knocked her to the ground and carved the B upside down. Or perhaps he WANTED her to see the B every time she looked at herself in a mirror (how’s that for EVIL!!).

    10 to 1 she faked it, but really, who cares. If the McCain campaign can make an aspiring small-businessman plumber who is neither the centerpiece of their campaign for a week, they can definitely ride the black-flesh-carvers-for-Obama scare until the election.

  • SayItWithWookies

    So I’m betting that tomorrow morning the legions who were defending Joe the Plumber will be attacking the hell out of Random Janitor #1.

    And damn, you investigatively minded folks — that was good.

  • HuskyMescan

    [re=146024]Mara47[/re]: And then the lambs. The lambs were screaming.

  • Dave J.

    Meanwhile, my heterosexual life partner Nate Silver over at 538 just downgraded Walnuts! chances to win to 3.7%.

    “Today’s Polls, 10/23: McCain on Life Support”

  • HuskyMescan

    [re=146059]slomojoe[/re]: “black-flesh-carvers-for-Obama”…..wierd, i have that t-shirt.

  • Thatcher

    A few months ago I got so hammered on a Saturday night that I feel out of my car. Onto my face. I woke up the next morning with a golfball sized lump on my eyebrow. After peering at it for about five minutes and unable to discern its origin I asked my husband what happened. He informed me that my drunk ass fell face first out of the car while he was getting our cooler out of the trunk.

    I thought when my eye didn’t black up on Sunday that I was home free.

    Then I woke up on Monday. And had to spend the most of that day and the rest of the week explaining that I am a sad drunk and not the victim of domestic abuse.

    (Sadly I was also unable to get my eyebrows waxed for a month – someone should keep an eye on her Twitters and if she goes for a brow waxing in the next week…)

  • Hairy Reed

    [re=146057]magic titty[/re]: But sadly they will just think the retraction is a cover-up.

  • Sire Says

    Regarding that Blingee…HERE YA GO! (not my best work)

  • OffTheRecord

    Okay. This is really getting to me. There is no way you refuse medical attention after your face has been carved up. You get yourself to the ER. Real quick. Wouldn’t she need to go on antibiotics to prevent infection and get that sucker bandaged up? And wouldn’t she be concerned about seeing what a doctor could do to reduce scaring? She is the worst fake attack victim ever.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh, this is interesting:

    A photo obtained by the Drudge Report website showed Todd after the alleged assault.

    However, KDKA could not verify the authenticity of the photo.

    Pittsburgh Police did not take a photo of the woman.

    http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html

  • wrenchdevil

    [re=146063]Dave J.[/re]: 538 is my comfort food when i am not feeling too well about the election,.. 15 minutes there and all is well again.

  • stephie4

    BREAKING!!!!

    Tink is leading Bachmann by 3% in the poll released!!!!!

    Put a fork in that crazy bitch, cuz she is D U N !

  • shortsshortsshorts

    I am also a victim of Kunta-Kintu, the black-Muslim Janitor.

    AND I noticed that Jim Newell (despite hating his readers) has an abnormally high amount of readership. What are you doing to us Jim? More so: what are the American people doing when they subscribe to such anti-American deference? WAKE UP PEOPLES. DO NOT LISTEN TO JIM NEWELL.

  • Quietly

    I keep imagining the janitor from Scrubs being responsible for this. It’s less depressing that way.

    [re=145872]4tehlulz[/re]: Hell, I’m surprised it isn’t \B\ she wrote.

  • tunamelt

    [re=146075]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: SHUT UP! YOU LEAVE JIM ALONE! /fan of gingers

  • tunamelt

    [re=146077]tunamelt[/re]: why am I channeling Chris Cocker?

  • itgetter

    SUSA posted the results of their poll in MN’s 6th District.

    Tinklenberg 47%
    Bachmann 44%

    Awesome.

    http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=92d66d48-fd01-4c82-bf70-62e4878df202

  • Mara47

    [re=146074]stephie4[/re]: Yay! I’m keeping my two “thank you” emails from the Tinkster in case I have children someday, so I can show them how we won The War.

  • Ken Layne

    [re=145953]JeffGoldblum[/re]: Hell, that’s what we call Wonkette Happy Hour.

  • Weeping Jesus

    That black ring around her eye is from a rifle scope hitting her when it recoiled. Palin gets the same thing every moose season, or when she’s sport-shooting wolves from a helicopter. Easily mistaken.

  • dearmurray

    If she’s from Texas, why come her username on the YouTubes is crncny, as in College Republican National Committee New York, and all her videos are at Queens College?

    IS SHE TRYING TO BE IRONIC?

    Someone tell her NY is fake America, and quick.

  • j6n

    [re=146069]Sire Says[/re]: Huevos grandes.

  • HuskyMescan

    Obama wages jihad on Lou Dobb’s mexican hating corazon:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZhu8SaodPw

  • Weeping Jesus

    [re=146081]itgetter[/re]: I wouldn’t get too worked up just yet. Bachmann’s pulling strong numbers in the male 35 – 49 demographic (the “I’d tap that shit” group) and Tinky is doing the same with women over 65 (the group the 35 – 49 males usually are married to).

  • dearmurray

    Noooo! She’s the field rep for the state of New York! NOOOOES! Fake American alert!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqsBlXhnFng

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=146087]Weeping Jesus[/re]: OOOOOH. Not bad.

  • NoWireHangers

    [re=146081]itgetter[/re]: Haha! Wow what a day.

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    What a stupid fucking sorry pathetic bitch. Sorry, I just really needed to get that out.

  • anabellum

    no wonder i have such trouble with snark lately…

    its hard to make light of such sad and pathetic creatures…

    perhaps i should become a nun…

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=146081]itgetter[/re]: Oh wow that’s a million shades of hopey rainbow filled awesome. I’ve been swimming in glee all day long. It can’t be a good sign.

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=146100]dearmurray[/re]: Oh jeebus make it stop! her fugly face makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs!! Or, you know, drink heavily.

  • Weeping Jesus

    On Fox News:
    Ashley: “The swelling went down very quickly.”
    Interviewer: “That will teach you to turn on the bedroom light.”

  • dearmurray

    [re=146114]CrabtreesBludgeon[/re]: Speak for yourself. I’m masturbating furiously, over here! Well, to the picture with the black eye. Not the normal one. Oh, God no.

  • Gen Galloway

    Mystery solved: It was Ashley Todd, with the razor-tipped ruler, in the girls’ bathroom.

  • Hairy Reed

    [re=146116]Weeping Jesus[/re]: Huh?

  • SisterTruth

    It couldn’t possibly be that the Janitor was DOING HIS JOB, which includes removing unauthorized signs. That’s not possible because we negroes are lazy and evil.

    Jim: I’m not feeling the “Black Criminal Acts” title. Is that necessary? Not funny.

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=146119]dearmurray[/re]: Yes, the black eye one IS a marked improvement. And, there’s no horrible voice attached to it.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=146124]SisterTruth[/re]: No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. McCain’s the underdog, so this is a case of reverse racism, bordering on voter fraud. Yes, like ACORN, that janitor is shredding the very fabric of American democracy with his “cleanliness” and “hard work”. WhyIOTTA….

  • TheeFauxhemian

    Dear Wonkette,

    This is my gift to you.

    http://blingee.com/blingee/view/73941579-Ashley-Todd

    Love,
    Me

  • dearmurray

    FAIL.

    “Police planned to administer a polygraph test to Ashley Todd, 20, because her statements about the attack conflict with evidence from the Citizens Bank ATM where she claims the incident occurred, police said.”

  • Weeping Jesus

    [re=146129]TheeFauxhemian[/re]: You are a Winner in the Game of Life!

  • Mara47

    Yo, peeps! The Trib is all over it: http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/election/s_594939.html

    New details! Polygraph action to come!

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=145889]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Don’t thank me, I used to program in Basic (ca. 1979)

    …………………………
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  • AnnieGetYourFun
  • AnnieGetYourFun

    DAMMIT. That was supposed to be my Blingee but not only does it not show up, but someone else beat me to it. STUPID. I’ll post in the next thread. Fuckit.

  • S.Luggo

    Link from http://lifeinthefield.com/blogs/ashley-todd
    Under “Explore Blogs”:

    http://lifeinthefield.com/blog
    “Life in the Field is a group blog [so to speak] starring the 50 College Republican field representatives and you.” [Absolutely couldn’t make this up if I tried.]
    Submitted by Nickole Heater on October 23, 2008 – 11:14am.
    Motivational Video: [Crazed Anal in the Great White North]

    Oh, very young.

  • Bitch’s_Brew

    hahaha!

    Redstate is so good!

    http://www.redstate.com/diaries/redstate/2008/oct/23/mccain-volunteer-attacked-but-someone-yelle/#comments

    Here’s a typical one:

    Mr. Obama:

    I hereby place you under citizen’s arrest for accessory to and incitement of felony assault with a deadly weapon that caused bodily harm and trauma to another person.

    You will be held here until law enforcement has arrived to take custody of you and properly inform you of your rights under the law.

    THAT IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN !

    Either that or “the good Seantor” needs to be outright arrested the second he steps foot in Pennsylvania.

    Wait a second, he’s traveled interstate since ‘giving the command’.

    Hello, FBI. I know the whereabouts of a wanted felon.

    Laughing about this idea?

    I’m not.

    Kenneth L Solomon . . . . Typical Bitter God-Clinging Gun Owner . . . and . . . NASCAR fan.

  • Jukesgrrl

    I spent more than 30 years of my life in The Burgh and I will swear if this story had one iota of truth to it, every cop at the East Liberty Station would be playing Troy Polamalu with that poor janitor. And if somebody DID attack her, it’s because she’s from Texas, not because she’s a Republican. We hate Texans “just because” WAY more than we’d bother to hate someone for their political beliefs.

  • S.Luggo

    Jim,
    You started this nonsensical thread because you want to do the Ashley. No, we understand. A bit pathetic, but all understand.

    — Krafft-Ebing

  • Datsun510

    No joke, I went to high school with a certain chick. She wasn’t a cutter, but one afternoon on the bus I watched her carve her boyfriend’s initials into her forearm with the tip of the little file thingy in a set of nail clippers. This is the first thing I thought of when I saw Ms. Todd’s picture, because it looked exactly the same.

    I have no idea what her motivations are, but one way or the other this poor girl is messed up, and made a series of very poor choices. Hopefully she will fade from the public memory faster than the mark on her face.

    The joke part is that this must mean she is actually in the tank for BBBBBBBBBBBBarack!

  • twoeightnine

    [re=146145]Mara47[/re]: “He continued to kick and punch her repeatedly and said he would teach her a lesson for supporting John McCain,” said police Chief Nate Harper.

    All that kicking and punching and she only has a black eye?

    Police said she described the attacker as black, about 6-foot-4, and said he was wearing dark-colored jeans and a black tank top.

    Weather.com reports that the temperature at the time of the attack in Pittsburgh was 43 degrees. That’s definitely tank top weather.

  • iolanthe

    [re=146065]Thatcher[/re]: Oh, Thatcher … I like your style …

  • iolanthe

    [re=146271]twoeightnine[/re]: You know how Those People are; they don’t feel things the way you or I do …

  • Basye

    Ok, I couldn’t resist taking a little still shot of the poster in this video, then throwing it and a closeup of the ‘B’ on ATodd’s face. Here’s a Flickr page of the two, and tell me what you think:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/dappleganger/2968990718/in/photostream/

  • Weeping Jesus

    [re=146271]twoeightnine[/re]: Perhaps the assailant was a professional wrestler who is trained in the subtle art of seeming to assault a victim (opponent). Ever think of that angle? Does anyone know where Tony Atlas was at the time of this incident? As Holmes taught us: When all logical explanations have been rejected, the remaining solution, no matter how illogical, provides the answer.

    I’d look into this pro wrestler aspect, but I’m busy blogging on a Nascar site.

  • Terry

    [re=146071]SayItWithWookies[/re]:

    “Pittsburgh Police did not take a photo of the woman.”

    Because they are in the tank for Obama. Cops are well know libruls.

  • totoro

    JMac needs to call Mr. Murtha with a grovelling apology right now. The Pittsburgh police were under a court order to stop harassing black people for no reason and had to give monthly reports on their progress in not being racist assholes so much anymore. So they are effectively, yes, now in the tank for “B.”

    I wish the campagin would go on for another month because we are seeing one by one every mouthbreathing nutjob racist grit flushed out of their parents’ basements into the bright light of day.

  • saturn
  • jodyleek

    [re=145982]fedgovteatsucker[/re]: And there should be some broken capillaries in her sclera.

    Why wouldn’t you want a doctor to examine this “injury”? Probably because she doesn’t
    want to abort her lie.

  • bt2unces

    A video has surfaced of yet another encounter she had with a “mean janitor”, this time at a mall:
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7257516406069872512

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