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Acorn!The proudly ignorant baby farmer and bold anti-flourescent light crusader Michele Bachmann, Congresswoman from Minnesota, has been horribly victimized by the liberal left-wing anti-American attack machine. All these crazy leftists have been watching this Hardball interview she gave last week and reading the transcript of the interview, and, based on this publicly accessible and quickly verifiable information, reaching easily supportable conclusions! Well she’s had about enough of this nonsense.

Today she mounts a stirring self-defense on Politico:

Despite the way the blogs and the Democratic Party are spinning it, I never called all liberals anti-American, I never questioned Barack Obama’s patriotism, and I never asked for some House Un-American Activities Committee witch hunt into my colleagues in Congress.

OK true, she did not call all liberals anti-American, but she did say this:

MR. MATTHEWS: You put three words together — liberal, leftist and anti-American. How do they all fit together, those three terms — liberal, leftist and anti- American?

REP. BACHMANN: Well, that’s a good descriptor for Jeremiah Wright. It’s a perfect descriptor for Bill Ayers. And those are friends and people that Obama has pointed to as his mentors. In his book, Barack Obama had pointed to Jeremiah Wright as one of his mentors, and also Father Pfleger as one of his mentors. Two of the three mentors are Father Pfleger and Jeremiah Wright. Now, these are very strange, anti-American mentors.

She also said this:

MR. MATTHEWS: So you believe that Barack Obama may have anti- American views.

REP. BACHMANN: Absolutely. I’m very concerned that he may have anti-American views.

And as to the McCarthyism dealy, there’s this:

REP. BACHMANN: What I would say — what I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America? I think people would love to see an expose like that.

Peggy Noonan suggested last week that Sarah Palin is such a wretched idiot that she doesn’t even know what kind of dangerous trash she’s peddling these days. Palin just reads the speech and then plays another game of foosball while her supporters wave monkey dolls and shout “terrorist.” Michele Bachmann doesn’t even have a foosball table, which makes her even worse.

‘I never called all liberals anti-American’ [Politico]
Rep. Michele Bachmann tells Chris Matthews on “Hardball” media should probe Congress for “anti-America” views. Transcript. [Chicago Sun-Times]

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  1. I’m sorry… do we have a vice-presidential candidate that supported having her state leave the union? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind. Sure, it’s anti-American, but it’s also kind of quirky and fun, like Saddam Hussein.

  2. Excellent post, Sara. I especially like your first paragraph. I haven’t checked the grand total of El Tinklenberg’s war chest this morning, but in the middle of the night it was more than $600,000.00. I love it that the Internet and the Web are making it possible for progressives to do end runs around the Rovian evil-doers.

  3. [re=141091]ph7[/re]: I also have a weakness for teh crazy women. They will bang you stupid and then attack you with a kitchen knife. Just remember to sleep with one eye open.

  4. Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there’s a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you’re evincing. It’s when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.

    Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

    Tobias: Well if she’s not going to say anything, I certainly can’t help her.

  5. [re=141091]ph7[/re]: Excellent point, Ph7. Which is why I make it a point to save the business cards of particularly obnoxious opposing counsel. They make such perfect gifts for fat chicks and coke-crazed stalking hookers.

    “Hey! Call me! Or better yet, swing by my office! We’ll have lunch!”

  6. Michele,

    You can say whatever you want about yourself. I just can’t get the image of you freaking out about wire hangers, or sitting in a corner with your eyes wide open turning on and off a lamp,out of my mind. It seems so natural for you.

    You’re mental.

  7. Not that I’m saying that all Wingnut female politicians look the same to me, but…her and Sarah Palin are kinda inventing a new “Raven-haired Right-Wing Sexy Woman In Politics” archetype, arent they?

    .m

  8. …I too have a fetish for the pyscho women, I thought I was the only one! Something about receiving 25 missed calls from a private number or always having to scan the parking lot before leaving work just turns me on!

  9. “You put three words together — liberal, leftist and anti-American”

    As they say, two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. Is she saying that liberals are actually… right?!?

  10. [re=141112]nurple[/re]: …maybe we can sedate her and collar her with one of the dog collars that shock them whenever they get to close to the fence?

  11. Poor Michele. With Kitty gone she thought she was going to be The Pretty One of the GOP. Now Sarah has come along and, well, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to get some attention ’round here.

  12. [re=141113]Delicious[/re]:
    That better not be what he did with the 800-grand we raised for him.
    Because everyone knows that the only person who can talk to cows is Marky Mark.

  13. [re=141118]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Yes, a sense of danger can be intoxicating. But be wary. Toying with an unstable woman that’s off her meds is playing with dynamite. Your car will most likely be the first casualty. If she thinks she can’t hurt you emotionally she will destroy your property and then attack you physically. Sure the sex is great but never turn your back on her lest you find a knife in it.

  14. “You people are taking what I said to mean what I meant and I will not stand for it any longer! Too long have my words been used to demonstrate my thoughts, and that is flat-out WRONG!”

    Fine.
    Twat.

  15. I live in the twin-cities, and while I dont live in this devolved slug’s district, I just contibuted to Tinkenberg’s campaign. Not much $, mind you, but it sure made me feel better

  16. Looks like Tommy Lee Jones hit her up with one of those mind-erasing laser pointers, or she’s just an unbelievably stupid and disingenuous piece of shit Republican. At least three words in that last clause were probably redundant.

  17. Goddammit I will not stand for these smears of foosball! Mrs. Bachmann is in no way associated with foosball and is in fact anti-foosball (being as half the men on the board are black and have questionable associations with other black foosball players). What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-foosball or anti-foosball?

  18. [re=141125]twoeightnine[/re]: Helpful hint: Borrow a single Zoloft from any woman you know and take one at the start of the evening. It’s a excellent cure for the minute man issue.

  19. [re=141091]ph7[/re]: Where Palin loses any semblance of cuteness the minute she starts talking Bachman is totally a dominatrix. Don’t make “Krugman” your safe word or they’ll be removing the business end of that American flag in an operating room.

  20. While I certainly didn’t like a lot the crap that Jeremiah Wright spouted, he did spend six years in the Navy as a medical corpsman.
    That’s a helluvalot more patriotic than Cheney, Rove or most of the other wing-nuts out there!

  21. Those doubting Minnesota’s potential for wind farming must be impressed by these recent gusts; Mickey takes the Sound and Fury concept to new depths. And her oration is a great gift to Darvon Dingleberry or whatever the hell his name is — she may snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. People of Minnesota, beware of public servants in double-strand pearls! Those aren’t a string of muskie eggs she’s wearin’, y’know.

  22. [re=141131]dano[/re]: …yeah, I know its a bad idea but sometimes you just cant help it. The ironic thing is that the crazy ones seem to have the best personalities as well, just don’t try and break up with them. That is when they unlock the gates of hell on your ass!

  23. This picture isn’t so great (bad teeth), but there was another one on HuffPo where she looks really hot, in kind of an Erin Gray on Buck Rogers kind of way. As far as nutjobs go, I think shes way hotter than Sarah Palin– a total NILF.

  24. Tink is up to $810,000 in donations since Crazy Cooze made her statements on Friday. And the DNC is giving him $1,000,000 now –

    http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/house/31336314.html?elr=KArks8c7PaP3E77K_3c::D3aDhUec7PaP3E77K_0c::D3aDhUiacyKUnciaec8O7EyU

    Bachmann’s camp says: “We expect that the $2 million that they want to spend now is all going to be negative,” Marston said. “We have tried to run a very positive campaign” — yeah, last time I checked, calling for a witch hunt was a VERY positive way to run your campaign!

  25. [re=141095]llyn[/re]: I don’t think that Tinkerbell qualifies as a progressive, but it would sure be nice to have Bachmann follow Kitty into the shadows of forgotten history, so that makes the contribution worth it.

  26. She is the archetypical republican female politician. The wingnuttiest ideas that one can imagine, and totally insane. Now, there are some that you might use the, crazy = good in bed argument for, but this one…no, I’d rather have my man-meat smacked flat with a wooden mallet.

  27. [re=141256]Ilikepigeons[/re]: “How could any of you want to tap someone who wants to ban Aladdin from
    middle school for some for teh pagan witchcraft. gross.”

    Good question. The answer is a combination of self hatred and morbid curiosity.

  28. But did you read that Politico piece? It is sooooo awkward! It’s all full of equivocations (“I never called all liberals anti-American.”) and rhetorical questions (“Why isn’t it appropriate to ask about the formative relationships he’s had?”) that are contradicted sentences later (“The Democrats don’t want to talk about the pocketbook issues that are really on the minds of Minnesotans.”)….

    A stunningly perfect redux of the McCooter campaign so far…..

  29. What is this? Is Michele Bachmann still batshit crazy? When will she stop?

    Great. Now I have to give another fifty bucks to Elwyn Tinklenberg, who took his name from a famous elf prince.

  30. [re=141113]Delicious[/re]: That’s what he’s doing with his $600,000 windfall? There goes a lot of money out the window. On the positive side, we get two more years of Michele Bachmann stories on Wonkette!

  31. To coyote oneself always seemed to me a half measure post regrettable sex. I think chewing one’s arm off rather than waking the beastie is still gonna leave you with the thoughts. stabbing yourself with an ice pick in the ear may work? or ritually sawing off your nads with a piece of kite string may help to put a line between you and the act. I’ll get back to you with my conclusions when i find some.

  32. How in the hell did this wild-eyed batshit crazy bitch get elected (hell, even NOMINATED?) in the first damned place? Ice carnivals not withstanding there can’t be that many crazy people in Minnasota, can there? I mean, really?

  33. [re=141471]shoeho[/re]: Ice carnivals not withstanding there can’t be that many crazy people in Minnasota, can there? I mean, really?

    Maybe not in Minnasota, but here in Minnesota, you betcher bippy.

  34. I’ve lived in MN for 5 years now. I have no idea how this damn population votes. Anyone has a shot. Anee-onee. I think we’re just contrary. I’m not in Michelle’s district, but there is still a driving campaign across districts to get her out. I live The Muslin’s district, and just moved from the Green Party controlled district (Yes! The Green Party is alive and well in the great white north. and also proves my whole “anyone” statement)

  35. I wish I could have read this, but since I pay for 4 times as much power using only incandescent bulbs, I can only afford to run my computer (also tube-based) for an hour a day.

  36. seriousness alert (apologizes in advance for lack of snarkiness):

    What really chaps me is that “anti-american” and “pro-american” is such demogogue bullshit! Just try to get psycho-bitch to define what “anti-american” is and you will see someone trying to nail jello to a wall.

    I listened to (or read) Jeremiah Wright’s (sp?) entire “inflammatory” speech. It was perfectly reasonable. Apparently “anti-american” means acknowledging facts that show America in a negative light rather than subscribing to the truthiness of the neo-con myth of American perfection.

    For the record, I do not want a “pro-american” president (or senator or congressman), I want a “pro fairness and justice for the entire world” president.

  37. If George Orwell wasn’t deadern’a doornail, he’d be laughing his ass off right now. Or vomiting. Or laughing and vomiting.

    At no point during the making of this post did I say anything about George Orwell’s patriotism or his ability to vomit and/or laugh. I have great respect for those Americans (and let’s face it, the British are really Americans who eat gross stuff) who are able to vomit and laugh. I have friends who vomit and laugh simultaneously while being English. God bless America.

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