Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin visited some tragic retirement community in Florida on Sunday to receive the ceremonial Giant Pink Dildo of Fate. It is considered “safe” because it does not contain melamine. Thanks to Mark for bringing this throbbing 4-foot penis to our attention. UPDATE:
Big Ass Belle points out that Ms. Palin received this giant sex toy at The Villages, which made national headlines a few years ago when STDs swept through the retirement community and all these sad elderly people were walking around with genital warts. The outbreak was blamed, of course, on a lack of sexual education.