Buy him a $43 hooker!HEY EVERYBODY IT’S JIM NEWELL’S BIRTHDAY! Wonkette “associate editor” James “Jimbo” Newell is like 19 years old today! Let’s all remember him in the comments today, now that the “good part” of his life is long gone.

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