Fox News is reporting on the teevee that Ayman al-Zawahiri, al-Qaeda’s, um, second in command, is taking questions from readers of a jihadist website somewhere out there on the internets. We’re on the mailing list, obviously, so we sent a few in. You can see them after the jump, and if you think of anything we should have asked, leave them in the comments.
* When you shout “Death to America,” what is it that you’re really trying to say?
* What did the female boss tell her employee? Give up? Nothing! I stoned her to death for having a job!
* What’s your take on these latest polls that have McCain surging in New Hampshire?
* Who’s more fun to behead, Americans or Jews?
* Do you get bonus points for American Jews?
* Did you coordinate the AK with your outfit or did it just happen like that?
* Do Islamofacists fuck pigs or is that just a neo-Nazi thing?
* True or false: It’s not gay if you don’t like it.
* Hey, do have Tucker Carlson’s phone number? I seem to have misplaced it.
* There’s something in your beard. No, a little lower. Right there. Got it.