Dude. This war is so fuckin’ best!
Still, we think Bush’s new budget better include an allocation for sex education for the troops. Let’s just say it’s our opinion that these soldiers obviously put the wrong number of fingers in the wrong places at the wrong time and leave it at that. (Also: more anal!)
Shocker and Awe [Gawker]
The Shocker on Fox [College Humor]
Guard Member Demoted for Mud Wrestling [AP]