Eugene Mirman, the man who recorded his conversations with United American Technologies, the Christian-based phone carrier mentioned in the post below, kindly points us toward the MP3s of those conservations. An additional sample:

Mirman: I mean, basically, God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon?

United American Technologies: Yes.

We highly recommend listening to both calls in their entirety.

Telemarketing Call #1 []
Telemarketing Call #2 []

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