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This First-Class Seat On Etihad Is Basically An Apartment! Tabs, Mon., April 29, 2024

Good lord. Morning news roundup!

35 mins ago •

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Traffic Stop Nabs Ocean's 11 Wannabes

That's gold theft, Jerry!

18 hrs ago •

Joe Biden Has Another Big F*cking Deal For Climate, Again

Come on, nerds, come learn about it!

21 hrs ago •

Wonkette Movie Night: Harvey

'Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.'

Apr 28 •

Another Friendly Reminder: Trump *Wants* To Increase Inflation

Literally and seriously.

Apr 27 •

HAPPY NATIONAL BOOK ORGY!

Today is Independent Bookstore Day!

Apr 27 •

Pecker's Last Stand!

Episode four of 'Days of Our Lies.'

Apr 27 •

Happy Birthday, Mary Wollstonecraft!

Time for some vindication!

Apr 27 •

Robyn Pennacchia

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The White Linen!

A gin cocktail with all the toppings.

Apr 26 •

Dumbass Uses AI To Frame Boss, Hopes It Can Also Serve Jail Sentence For Him

Yet another use case suggesting AI is bad.

Apr 26 •

Pete Buttigieg: What's The Deal With Airlines' Hidden Fees? Nobody Likes Those!

Would it KILL them to tell us the real price of a ticket? I mean, come on!

Apr 26 •

Nashville Judge Decides To Keep Man In Prison Because Too Many People Think He's Innocent

That's ... a reason.

Apr 26 •

Robyn Pennacchia

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