<![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo! - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo! - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:59:05 EDT Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:59:05 EDT http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4938921 This ad would be far more effective if Barry was delivering these hopeful words from behind the wheel of a Prius while sipping a vanilla latte.

MrInBetween

]]> 3:373668:c4938921 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:59:05 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4934203 @The Precautionary Whale: You can't complain that the coat makes him look thinner.

He's so thin he would look fat if he turned sideways. You could thread him through the eye of a needle, he's so thin.

He's skinnier than a spaghetti on heroin.

Etc etc etc.

wheelie

]]> 3:373668:c4934203 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:59:56 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4931640 I strongly suspect that if someone invented a way to get vast power from bananas (Mr. Fusion), Exxon et al would suddenly become the massive banana providers for the world. Same chimps, different zoo.

TGY

]]> 3:373668:c4931640 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:38:34 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4931573 This isn't just an ad. Barry walked up to me yesterday while I was filling up and gave this same speech.

Agro

]]> 3:373668:c4931573 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:25:40 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4931367 Whose idea was the black trenchcoat? Not a good look for Barry...makes him look even thinner....he needs a new stylist and fast! I would offer my services but I am too busy surfing wonkette all day. A girl has to set her priorities!

The Precautionary Whale

]]> 3:373668:c4931367 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:42:28 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4931047 That's all well and good but whose going to pay for my hobo. They aren't just going to wet themselves... Oh, right.

Nevermind.

What? I don't vote.

justagirl

]]> 3:373668:c4931047 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:33:13 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4928919 Hey, I just remembered, I've got 18 shares of Exxon. Got a total return of 13.62% per year for the last ten years (before taxes). And I never even knew I was evil. Thanks Barry !! I feel so hopeful now.

outadbeltway

]]> 3:373668:c4928919 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:41:48 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4928700 bitchin'

southerndem

]]> 3:373668:c4928700 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:17:18 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4928582 @Motortruck: that's what she said.

DancyPants

]]> 3:373668:c4928582 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:05:11 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4928572 @Motortruck: That's what she said.

DancyPants

]]> 3:373668:c4928572 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:03:56 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4928546 @DancyPants: Why do you hate good old-fashioned service stations? Why do you despise uniforms and bowties and honest business smiles? What, pray tell, is wrong with cold pop and MoonPie? Remember - letting others pump it for you is what made this country great!

Motortruck

]]> 3:373668:c4928546 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:01:28 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4928246 @Motortruck: I'm not sure at all that you meant it that way, but I'm going to go ahead and assume you "is a racialist" and hate America. Despite the fact that I don't know you or whether you were "joking" or whether you were commenting on others being racialist, I'm going to "disavow" and "reject" your remarks; get my opposition operatives to make a condemning video of them; and submit them to YouTube. Then I will link to it on every MSM comment site on the internets until you are Keith Olberman's Worst Person in the World. I think by Tuesday I can make HRC demand that Wonkette ban your comments because "hate" in any context is unforgivable. Oorrrr, I could say, "not this time, not this election," and use my judgment to determine that you were, in fact, making an "edgy" joke on a site celebrating satire.

DancyPants

]]> 3:373668:c4928246 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:32:37 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4927917 @jagorev: Kristen? I think it works the other way around (maybe for all of us!).

outadbeltway

]]> 3:373668:c4927917 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:58:18 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4927855 He'll fill 'er up, wipe the windshield, check the oil and the tires, and bring you Change you can believe in.

Motortruck

]]> 3:373668:c4927855 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:47:44 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4927816 I want Obama's coat.

Joga

]]> 3:373668:c4927816 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:44:06 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4927583 @Publican:


+ Watch video
>When Barry played it slow...


ifthethunderdontgetya

]]> 3:373668:c4927583 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:18:40 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4927232 I swear when I played it slow Barry said, "I don't take money from oil companies or Washington lobbyists like the Walmart board member from Chicago who went to Arkansas and then stole a New York Senate seat."

Publican

]]> 3:373668:c4927232 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:37:41 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4926409 He's running this in PA as well

TJBeck

]]> 3:373668:c4926409 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:08:56 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4926384 @JimNewell: Next you're going to tell us the Wonkette t-shirts are made in Malaysian sweatshops. Ha, ha. Ha?

Senator Boomdog

]]> 3:373668:c4926384 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:06:24 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4926214 @AngryBlakGuy: You FINALLY get it!

Thanks!

GaCracker

]]> 3:373668:c4926214 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:52:12 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925820 @dupontd: 10 is just mine. Who knows what "back room deal" the others have worked out.

JimNewell

]]> 3:373668:c4925820 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:21:12 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925806 So,is he saying Exxon is the Jeremiah Wright of corporate America?

BluntObjects

]]> 3:373668:c4925806 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:19:46 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925793 But what of ass, or grass?

incomplet

]]> 3:373668:c4925793 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:17:54 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925726 @JimNewell: wow, but I've never seen the ticker up top say more than 30 in 24 hours. I guess you are 'Boxer' around here? Well keep up the good work!

dupontd

]]> 3:373668:c4925726 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:13:35 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925703 You can't spell change without h-o-p-e or c-a-n. and the letter 'g'.

@donocaster: there's this forum called above top secret. You might find a good home there.

dupontd

]]> 3:373668:c4925703 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:12:19 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925678 @Senator Boomdog: 10, daily. I have done 9 today. Have a nice weekend!

JimNewell

]]> 3:373668:c4925678 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:10:12 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925600 @jagorev:
Get in line.


Naked Bunny with a Whip

]]> 3:373668:c4925600 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:05:38 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925584 damn, some black guy at the gas station keeps asking people for change and he won't take no for an answer. i'm surprised no one's called the cops yet.

metropolitan

]]> 3:373668:c4925584 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:04:26 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925542 I'll believe this when I see it! All politicians are controlled by the oil companies. Any that say they're not are either lying or they just don't know it yet.

donocaster

]]> 3:373668:c4925542 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:01:57 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925414 Barack Obama: The Godless, Liberal, Muslim, Racist, Black Panther, Misogynist, Affirmative Action, Cult Leader President that Traitorous Americans have been waiting for!

AngryBlakGuy

]]> 3:373668:c4925414 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:54:34 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925375 So President Barack is going to provide me with gas money and free food, but what about my other... needs? What I'm saying is, can I fuck him?

jagorev

]]> 3:373668:c4925375 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:52:44 EDT <![CDATA[Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!]]> http://wonkette.com/373668/barack-will-pay-for-your-gas-money-mr-hobo#c4925209 Newell, you are prolific this afternoon. Denton make you guys hit a weekly quota or something?

Senator Boomdog

]]> 3:373668:c4925209 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:45:23 EDT