<![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:06:51 EDT Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:06:51 EDT http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4943684 What is Chelsea Clinton doing on the campaign trail? She doesn't know much about politics, she's not an especially riveting speaker, she doesn't say anything substantial or in-depth, her speeches are bland, she doesn't engage people on an intellectual level at any time, and she gets childishly, amateurishly defensive whenever anyone asks a probing, intelligent and challenging question. And people are way over the cute 28-year-old blond thing. When your mother is running for president, a dumb war is waging and killing innocent people, gas prices are stupid and the economy is tanking, there's far more to worry about than just another cute 28-year-old blond. When does she go back to New York?

thefrontpage

]]> 3:373653:c4943684 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:06:51 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4940410 @HowInsaneIsJohnMcCain: Awesome

Chelsea-"...she will be our next President..."
Hill-"I told you, it's WILL, Goddamn it. Don't hesitate you ungrateful bitch"


Ranger99

]]> 3:373653:c4940410 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:24:59 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4937834 'So my mom would TOTALLY make a good president. She lies, cheats, and steals better than Al Capone.'

suburbman

]]> 3:373653:c4937834 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:07:42 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4932491 @orangepixistix: Send in the clones!

TellMeWhy

]]> 3:373653:c4932491 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:28:03 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4931043 @FerdBerfel: Not only that but in general she seems to be very similar to her. Watch her run years from now.

orangepixistix

]]> 3:373653:c4931043 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:32:10 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4930731 And then all the womyns gave Chelz a standing ovary-ation.

Canuckledragger

]]> 3:373653:c4930731 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:59:50 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4929753 @BaconCat: 'But her 2102 playboy spread should still be awesome.'

I do hope you mean her '2012' Playboy spread, cuz by 2102 she'll be lookin' pretty skanky? (and of course I'll be dead, thank god!)

swami ji

]]> 3:373653:c4929753 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:52:16 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4929303 Nobody puts Bubba in the corner.

HowInsaneIsJohnMcCain

]]> 3:373653:c4929303 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:31:53 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4928891 Well, guess she'll still need a few more years of therapy then. Session 1158: Trying Not To Make It Clear You Think Your Dad's a Douche.

TheMac

]]> 3:373653:c4928891 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:38:56 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4928853 "Well, obviously I don't think she could possibly be any worse. But I guess the only way to find out is to elect her. C'mon, Pennsylvania, roll the dice!"

sezme

]]> 3:373653:c4928853 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:35:04 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4928768 Poor Chelsea - safer to dis a flim flam man than dis a monster.

Johnny Zhivago's Cat

]]> 3:373653:c4928768 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:24:34 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4927785 @Plato_to_Nato: "...Monica's perspective..."
That girl looked up to Bill Clinton.


Motortruck

]]> 3:373653:c4927785 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:40:57 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4927488 @Tracer_Bullet:

Yeah, that'll be a good subliminal message... "Hillary: She'll chase less tail than Bubba!"

RogueDC

]]> 3:373653:c4927488 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:09:03 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4927207 err... pizza

Advocatus_Diaboli

]]> 3:373653:c4927207 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:35:03 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4927205 Choosey mom's choose Chelsea. Dad's have more important shit to think about, like when that intern'll be back with the fucking pizze.

PS - I do her, even knowing that it wouldn't be that good.

Advocatus_Diaboli

]]> 3:373653:c4927205 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:34:35 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4927112 So, when can we expect Chelsea to gain her foreign policy experience and her military combat OJT to run on her own and head the ticket in 2016--experienced, old enough, and ready to lead on January 20?

Di's Muslim Kid

]]> 3:373653:c4927112 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:21:09 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926928 Bitchy mom always beats Creepy Dad who hugs just a little too long.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello

]]> 3:373653:c4926928 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:01:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926899 @FerdBerfel: And she does that annoying "I am so right" nod when she finishes a particularly stupid comment, just like her ma.

baxterthepug

]]> 3:373653:c4926899 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:57:38 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926825 I'd still do her, dammit!

kudzu

]]> 3:373653:c4926825 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:48:35 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926465 She probably made that statement knowing that her father has nailed most of her friends while her mother only fantasizes about nailing her friends. So far, anyway.

Tracer_Bullet

]]> 3:373653:c4926465 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:14:17 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926397 If only the reporter had been 8 years old, then she could have just declined to answer .

SuperUnison

]]> 3:373653:c4926397 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:07:51 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926375 "The noise comes from above and it makes me ill."

JacobFreeze

]]> 3:373653:c4926375 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:05:51 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926036 My gypsy-ish blood has endowed me with a blessed left sided evileye that automatically shoots up into a high pointed arch pointing directed at the hearts of all evil doers.

Well Chelsea doesn't have one of those - but she did make that comment with a very nasty bitchie-ish Hillary Jr. attitude.

hazmaq

]]> 3:373653:c4926036 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:37:11 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4926000 @BluntObjects:
Real life "Two-Face" from Seinfeld.

ManchuCandidate

]]> 3:373653:c4926000 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:34:52 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925945 @jagorev: Not a big fan of the horseface. I don't like Julia Roberts either.

scott_dog

]]> 3:373653:c4925945 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:29:26 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925889 When she was asked if she thought her mother would be a better president than her father and she admitted she couldn't take anything for granted, I presume she was discounting for the possibility that DNA tests would prove her dad isn't her dad, if you get my drift.

grad69

]]> 3:373653:c4925889 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:25:34 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925799 Wait, was the question "show me your best Lewinsky pose?" Because if so, she's got it all wrong. You've got to cup the balls, Chelsea, not give them a high five! Sheesh.

Eduwank

]]> 3:373653:c4925799 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:18:46 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925768 I think the "I don't want to take anything for granted" thing translates as, "assuming the highest form of life on earth on January 20, 2009, isn't giant cockroaches."

WadISay

]]> 3:373653:c4925768 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:16:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925757 Has anybody noticed that Chelsea is awesomely hot one day and the next she looks like Bill in drag?

WTF!?!

BluntObjects

]]> 3:373653:c4925757 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:15:35 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925744 @scott_dog: The mental image of Chelsea in a bikini or thong is disturbing? What is WRONG with you?

jagorev

]]> 3:373653:c4925744 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:14:41 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925731 She shoulda got all righteously indignant and told that asshole it was none of his business.

BentNippleRing

]]> 3:373653:c4925731 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:14:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925696 @metropolitan:
Well thanks for that mental image.
Now I have to give myself an icepick lobotomy just to get through the day.

scott_dog

]]> 3:373653:c4925696 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:12:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925649 @jagorev: Dislexia isn't funny.

Okay, it's terribly funny.

BaconCat

]]> 3:373653:c4925649 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:08:32 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925611 @BaconCat: Playboy's going to start doing spreads on 122-year old women? This is very exciting.

jagorev

]]> 3:373653:c4925611 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:06:25 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925483 damn, everybody is giving chelsea the shit questions, but i guess that's what she gets if she wants to be our first teenage president.
and on the subject, anyone asked yet whether she wears bikinis or thongs?

metropolitan

]]> 3:373653:c4925483 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:58:39 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925263 I liked her better when she didn't talk in public. Her voice is way too much like her mother's.

FerdBerfel

]]> 3:373653:c4925263 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:47:34 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925234 You mean she threw him under a Hummer.

Hairyback

]]> 3:373653:c4925234 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:46:37 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925232 She does have pretty hands. And nice, long fingers. I'M SORRY

Senator Boomdog

]]> 3:373653:c4925232 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:46:31 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925157 Yes, the more I see/hear about Chelz, the less i like her. But her 2102 playboy spread should still be awesome.

BaconCat

]]> 3:373653:c4925157 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:42:51 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4925086 "And let me just add, that in making the aforementioned and completely spontaneous declaration in favor of the Senator to the apparent detriment of the former President Clinton, I would point out that I in no way intend to disparage or otherwise sully the repuation or integrity of that great and wise man, but instead -- and to the contrary -- wish to imply that, in furthering both the name and legacy of former President Clinton, the Senator, my mother, will burnish that illustrious ... uh ... that illustrious ... Oh my God, I can't go on ... I'm turning INTO MY MOTHER!! SHOOT ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KILL ME NOW! I BEG YOU!!!"

greatgooglymoogly

]]> 3:373653:c4925086 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:39:29 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924998 Translation: when mommy wins the Demrat nom after killing the black hope peddling/lecturer/fake prof/pansy who never endured sniper fire in Tuzla and then eating his brains while screaming "Mine! MINE! ALL MINE!"

ManchuCandidate

]]> 3:373653:c4924998 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:35:46 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924981 "get out there and tell Americans, at least the stupid ones in PA that I'll be so much better at the president thing then Daddy was, my dear. And if you don't I'll make 'em ask you about that fat chick who blew him, and if you still don't convince them to vote for me, well then, it's lights out for ol' Socks.

blueinOH

]]> 3:373653:c4924981 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:35:02 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924973 "Better" from Monica's perspective? I don't think so.

Plato_to_Nato

]]> 3:373653:c4924973 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:34:44 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924855 Well, I won't choose. I hate both your parents, Chelsea.

Pupster

]]> 3:373653:c4924855 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:29:39 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924774 "Give me back my left eye, Mommy. I'll be good."

Chelz looks like a stunt double for the lead on "Miss Guided".

sluggo

]]> 3:373653:c4924774 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:26:06 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924764 What, is Obama her father?

Btwbfdimho

]]> 3:373653:c4924764 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:25:46 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924664 Is my mother going to lie brazenly and repeatedly to the American people? Possibly.

jagorev

]]> 3:373653:c4924664 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:21:46 EDT <![CDATA[Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus]]> http://wonkette.com/373653/chelsea-clinton-throws-dad-under-the-bus#c4924482 Is my mother going to let a fattie go down on her? I can't promise that.

Senator Boomdog

]]> 3:373653:c4924482 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:13:24 EDT