You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot - Wonkette Comments

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

Ranger99 — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:33:16 EDT

Christ that was boring.The film editor needs some Ritalin and teh common donors come across like tards.

Ranger99

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

Eac_o_System — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:28:55 EDT

& after dinner, a nice game of cards!:

Eac_o_System

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

baxterthepug — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:02:26 EDT

@Senator Boomdog: Jerome AND Franco

baxterthepug

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wheelie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:00:19 EDT

Maybe I was unfair to Obama, maybe it was just that his guests were dull. I wanted to hear something like this:

BARACK: So, why are you here?

GUEST: Drunk on the internet one night. Like ya do. Realized the next day that I gave you $10. And it gets worse. I also booked a one-way flight to Iceland. What was I thinking? Oh and a box of stuffed owls arrived from eBay yesterday. More wine please, waiter.

wheelie

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

Jasen_Comstock — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:36:04 EDT

Hahaha, Obama turns fundraising into some kinda poor tax like the lottery. Brilliant. I'm starting to think Obama IS slimy enough to be president.

Jasen_Comstock

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

PeteJayhawk — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:21:09 EDT

Hey, the Hope program fucking rules. Tax credits are lovely.

PeteJayhawk

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wheelie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:19:50 EDT

You're not the only one snoring, Barry.

- "So I'm going to college on the Hope Program and - "

- "Oh that, that's from the Georgia lottery. That's a thing I know. See how I knew that thing? Vote me."

Zzzzz.

wheelie

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

jagorev — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:05:46 EDT

Well, this is one way of combating our current recession - the President could personally buy food for starving Americans.

jagorev

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

metropolitan — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:02:09 EDT

@Senator Boomdog:
barack got the george allen football!! woo-hoo! barack macaca obama '08!

metropolitan

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

Senator Boomdog — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:56:33 EDT

@Pupster: Well, he's not holding the football tightly enough to prevent fumbling, but were he John Kerry, that ball would already be bouncing down the street as Kerry trips all over himself trying to kick it.

Senator Boomdog

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Pupster — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:53:42 EDT

Jesus, how can you not like that guy?

Pupster

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Sir_Walter_Raleigh — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:48:34 EDT

I wonder if Barack would mind my hitting on his wife.

Sir_Walter_Raleigh

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

Senator Boomdog — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:47:44 EDT

Obama just won the entire Pittsburgh vote and Bob Costas too.

Senator Boomdog

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FloraWay — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:46:13 EDT

I would like to point out that the Hope program doesn't seem to be working, because she doesn't know how to pronounce stipend.

FloraWay