<![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:22:26 EDT Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:22:26 EDT http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4942836 @Eac_o_System: I was wondering what Ron Paul has been doing with all that 'Running for President' money he got. He's making snappy graphics!

elburrito

]]> 3:373585:c4942836 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:22:26 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4930805 But if he wins in November as Constitution Party leader, won't he just be three-fifths of a President? I think we should hold out for more, 'coz the three-fifths of President concept hasn't worked so well with Bush. [I hear he's been putting away three fifths every day!]

The REAL Dream Team ticket for '08? Alan Keyes/Vermin Supreme!!!

Canuckledragger

]]> 3:373585:c4930805 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:29:20 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4929487

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:373585:c4929487 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:09:01 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4928913 @Pupster: Actually, Maya Keyes is pretty fucking awesome. She's all, "yeah, gay-hating conservative asshole Dad, I'm a complete lesbian!" Put that on the Christmas card and smoke it.

TheMac

]]> 3:373585:c4928913 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:40:58 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4927300 ...this guy is 12 different flavors of bat shit crazy. Someone get him a Hillary button QUICKLY!

AngryBlakGuy

]]> 3:373585:c4927300 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:47:01 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4926328 Allen Keyes once had a dream that he wandered into the audience of one of his speeches, didn't recognize himself and turned to his neighbor and asked, "Who the hell is this nut?" Then the terrible truth set in.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton

]]> 3:373585:c4926328 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:01:41 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4925887 @metropolitan: hahaha! Or if they could just get under the Leibermentum party umbrella. Gramentum, Mcmentum, Namentum, Keymentum!

dupontd

]]> 3:373585:c4925887 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:25:19 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4925567 alan keyes, mike gravel, cynthia mckinney, ralph nader... such a mess.
maybe it would be better if we just had two big political parties that represent wide swaths of ideology run against each other instead of all these warring parties. if we only had to deal with two parties a winner would have already come out ahead and had a chance to stabilize the financial markets and to prepare to deal with iraq.

metropolitan

]]> 3:373585:c4925567 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:03:10 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4924367 Oh, where to start. This is too easy.


+ Watch video

And it's a twofer with Ron Paul.

@Advocatus_Diaboli:

RIGHT ON! KEYES/PAUL '08!



demtard

]]> 3:373585:c4924367 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:09:04 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4924107 Keyes/Paul '08! Fuck Yeah!

Advocatus_Diaboli

]]> 3:373585:c4924107 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:57:46 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4923975 I would like to read Keyes' policies, but they are hand-painted on particle board and bleeding into the side margins in increasingly smaller type where I can only make out the words in all-caps...

Tits_LaRue

]]> 3:373585:c4923975 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:52:18 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4923465 @Pupster: Not only embarrassing, but actually downright miserable. His daughter is a lesbian and according to her when she came out she was evicted from the family.

revmatty

]]> 3:373585:c4923465 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:33:20 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4923197 How are does Keys have a vote for first, a vote for second and a vote for third choice if only 2 surveys have been taken?

TJBeck

]]> 3:373585:c4923197 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:23:10 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4923151 Mike Gravel/Libertarian or Alan Keyes. Who to choose?

Actually, it's an easy choice. I think one thing we can all agree on -- Keyes is batty.

Laura Ingalls Wildest

]]> 3:373585:c4923151 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:21:31 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4922202 Also please note that in the straw poll for "second choice," despite being the only candidate listed, Al only receives 50 percent of the votes.

sally snowflake

]]> 3:373585:c4922202 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:46:27 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4922201 That must be the party that runs on the "Shun Thy HOMO Kid!" platform.

AKA- the party with views even too batshit crazy for the neocons.

ponies!

]]> 3:373585:c4922201 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:46:26 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4922121 Huh.

Monsieur_Grumpé

]]> 3:373585:c4922121 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:43:34 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4922044 The Constitution Party - plenty of Tom Collins mix, no Grenadine.

weazel

]]> 3:373585:c4922044 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:40:19 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4921916 It must be incredibly embarrassing to be his kid.

Pupster

]]> 3:373585:c4921916 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:35:01 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4921894 Check it out, Wonkette -- Alan Keyes is now TIED in that straw poll, as the amount of surveys has DOUBLED:

[www.constitutionparty.com]

When will we hear more about Pastor Chuck Baldwin? Just as he was thwarted by WALNUTS!mentum, will BALDMENTUM ruin Keyes's shot at the Constitution Party Nomination?

sally snowflake

]]> 3:373585:c4921894 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:34:41 EDT <![CDATA[People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties]]> http://wonkette.com/373585/people-finally-noticing-that-alan-keyes-changed-parties#c4921544 Alan Keyes may talk like an Eddie Murphy impression of a white guy, but he jumps in Michael Moore's mosh pit. That is some serious populi cred.

FoggyFroggy

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