<![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:05:02 EDT Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:05:02 EDT http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4937815 @FoggyFroggy: Nerd has different meanings to different subgroups. To engineering students, nerd is a verb, meaning "study." "I can't go to the football game; I have to nerd out all weekend for my calc final." Software engineers are proud to be called geeks.

Here's how it breaks down when everybody's a nerd:

Nerd = standard engineering student
Geek = Somebody with serious chops in a single subject, sometimes but not always a social misfit
Dorm Lizard = Dweebazoid who never leaves the dorm for anything other than class and Renaissance festivals.

Lazy Media

]]> 3:373568:c4937815 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:05:02 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4932034 @WadISay:

I rode an elevator once in NYC with Liza Minelli and Lorna Luft and they are both about the same height as hobbits.

terrymct

]]> 3:373568:c4932034 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:53:34 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4925950 Some years ago, my wife rode and elevator in London with George Will, who was carrying a large wheel of cheese at the time. Even on that occasion, she says, his face displayed grim and bitter determination.

WadISay

]]> 3:373568:c4925950 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:29:38 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4922727 But this doesn't answer the really important question: was he wearing the bowtie at Borders?

econdave

]]> 3:373568:c4922727 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:04:27 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4922089 I paid for sex with Jessica Cutler this weekend, but I know all you guys did, too, so I thought it wasn't really worth mentioning.

Serolf Divad

]]> 3:373568:c4922089 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:42:11 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4921549 @Glenn Beck's Taint:
So? How was it? Dorky? Nerdy? Putzy?


Prozac

]]> 3:373568:c4921549 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:22:54 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4921225 "I had sex with George Will in 1987"
-Glenn Beck


Glenn Beck's Taint

]]> 3:373568:c4921225 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:12:27 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4921073 If you see Will, ask him if he still thinks Americans are undertaxed. Be sure to wait for an answer.

weazel

]]> 3:373568:c4921073 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:07:31 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4921037 "Don DeLillo blames America for Lee Harvey Oswald."

-George Will

"I don't blame America for Lee Harvey Oswald. I blame America for George Will."

-Don DeLillo

MagnusMaximus

]]> 3:373568:c4921037 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:06:29 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4921028 That alt-text is going to give me nightmares.

thisguy

]]> 3:373568:c4921028 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:06:12 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920863 @Senator Boomdog: Desperate times, man, desperate times ....

Ken Layne

]]> 3:373568:c4920863 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:01:11 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920802 I can understand George not smiling, he obviously has a hard life of...of, ahh...of doing nothing, I guess.

bill_tx

]]> 3:373568:c4920802 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:58:36 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920791 I saw Kate Michael (Michel?) at Chef Geoff's but didn't give a fuck. If I knew wonk'd would be so hard up this week, I'd have submitted it. :(

Senator Boomdog

]]> 3:373568:c4920791 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:58:17 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920782 I saw Wonk'd today. That's rare.

TJBeck

]]> 3:373568:c4920782 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:58:04 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920768 @FoggyFroggy:

Putz. The word you are looking for is putz.

terrymct

]]> 3:373568:c4920768 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:57:46 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920733 @FoggyFroggy: I mean "dork" is Yiddish for "penis."

FoggyFroggy

]]> 3:373568:c4920733 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:56:22 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920725 I thought George only read scrolls lovingly illuminated in copperplate script.

weazel

]]> 3:373568:c4920725 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:56:01 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920705 @NBAWRITER1: George Will is a dork, not a nerd, which is Yiddish for "penis." A nerd is someone who just knows too much about one subject. A geek is a circus freak.

FoggyFroggy

]]> 3:373568:c4920705 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:55:34 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920685 One other thing, if you saw Jessica Cutler NOBODY CARES!

mathewbrooks

]]> 3:373568:c4920685 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:54:51 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920658 jesus. spokesman for "d.c. fire and emergency medical services?!" well, hell, we're in a sad state of affairs, wonkette.

weaselplasty

]]> 3:373568:c4920658 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:53:51 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920601 Was George perusing Men's Health? Slowly?

Harvey Birdman

]]> 3:373568:c4920601 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:52:09 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920566 Every time I see that picture I say to myself, "Self, Nerd is the new Nerd."

NBAWRITER1

]]> 3:373568:c4920566 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:51:10 EDT <![CDATA[World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman]]> http://wonkette.com/373568/worlds-shortest-wonkd-george-will-some-fireman#c4920518 George "Let's Say We Had a National Conversation On Race But Didn't" Will.

FoggyFroggy

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