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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>In the theme of Americas response to 8 yrs...<BR>It is 8 years of the current administration now drunk on the blood of four thousand, driving US down the road to ruin and asking 4 more.</P></BR> <p>EJLima</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>McCain: So the guy says to me, he says, "Do you think condoms stop the spread of AIDS?" with this real serious expression, you know --</P>
<P>Romney: Oh, I know, I know --</P>
<P>McCain: And I say -- oh, God, I thought the poor bastard was going to have a stroke -- I say something like, "Oh, I don't know, I'll have to think about it -"</P>
<P>Romney: I remember that interview, gee, you were great!</P>
<P>McCain: And so he says, "What about Africa? Abstinence-only programs are not helping!" Like he gives a crap about dying Africans.</P>
<P>Romney: All reporters are whoremongers!</P>
<P>McCain: So my staff is like, get him out of here, so I say, "I support President Bush's approach--"</P>
<P>Romney: Who wouldn't!</P>
<P>McCain: "--and run like hell. Well, you know, leave. Now, this was in 2007, on a Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday..."</P>
<P>Romney: Gosh, you tell a great story. I can't imagine anything more super-great than to hear you tell such stories for four to eight years.</P>
<P>McCain: ZZZZ...</P>
<P>Romney: Great one? Sir? Awake and regale me further!</P>
<P>McCain: (violently startled) Romney!? What the hell are you doing on my plane, you dog-torturing scum?</P>
<P>Romney: I don't support taxpayer-subsidized contraceptives even to halt the spread of HIV/AIDS!</P>
<P>McCain: Ha, ha! Me neither! I think, probably...I'd have to have somebody look up my position on it.</P>
<P>Romney: Science is bad! And hard!</P>
<P>McCain: Like economics!</P>
<P>Romney: Yucky stuff! So, you were saying you had a question to ask me. My answer is yes, yes, yes!</P>
<P>McCain: ZZZ...</P>
<P>Romney: (sighs) Will we have an in-flight movie?</P> <p>Blueland</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Poor Zaragrundion. So we go from Moonies to Mormons, serioiusly the Morons been cheezeing their temple garments for years over the notion that they might insinuate themselves into power. They have a lot in common with the Moonies-Infallable leaders claiming direct exclusive input from Divine sources, incomprehensible dogma, ridiculous taboos, and that yen for planetary domination. Aside from all the "what are we gonna do tonight Brain?" jokes both of these totalitarian cults have managed to pervert the system to the point that they pose real danger to our liberties. I'm not agin folk havin' wierd beliefs or nuthin' but when them cults start messin'with politics thets already filthy enuf, waal I gits nervous, I do at that.</p> <p>QueenBella</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4930526">Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.</a>: Wow. An LOTR reference. Niiiice.</p> <p><a href="n/a">TheMac</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Gay space elves?</p>
<p>I suppose to counter Bush's closeness to the Orks, they're trying to appeal to the Eldar.</p> <p><a href="http://z11.invisionfree.com/New_Eureka/index.php?act=idx">Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://wonkette.com/373513/americas-winning-response-to-eight-years-of-bush--cheney#c4919141">FoggyFroggy</A>: Here-here!!!</P> <p><a href="n/a">Eac_o_System</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Letting a little gray grow in there.</p>
<p>Yeah, I'm a-looking Mitsey...and I'm a-liking!</p> <p><a href="n/a">TheMac</a></p>]]></description>
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<P>He's better off getting the Nancy Reagans. Once he runs out of other elderly people, he should start propping up corpses next to him, or announce endrosements from morgues.</P> <p>Rev. Peter Lemonjello</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mittens looks like shit these days. He's probably stopped working out.</p> <p><a href="http://www.wonkette.com">kudzu</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why has no one yet made the Mittens / George Hamilton connection yet? You did it for Crist. Do it for Mittens.</p> <p>Edward Bulwer-Lytton</p>]]></description>
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There's been a century-long struggle between the tie-stripe-to-the-left Mormons and the tie-stripe-to-the-right Mormons. I for one am glad to see that McCain is finally bringing them together, even if it is only so they can laugh at his bizarre fluorescent orange number.</p> <p><a href="n/a">mahousu</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://wonkette.com/373513/americas-winning-response-to-eight-years-of-bush--cheney#c4919425">NBAWRITER1</A>: <BR>Not wanting to tip our hand, but selling the "heartbeat-away" to the highest bidder would make a good attack ad from a left-leaning 527.</P>
<P>@<A href="http://wonkette.com/373513/americas-winning-response-to-eight-years-of-bush--cheney#c4919840">dupontd</A>: <BR>James Brolin is a better actor and I'm sure he's up for an Ollie Stone.</P></BR></BR> <p><a href="http://discreet_chaos.livejournal.com">Magister</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Are they reliving Vietnam in image one?  Plane appears to be going down or perhaps dodging sniper fire.</p> <p>Denver80203</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh holy space jesus <i>please</i> let Mitt Romney waste more of his personal money running as VP!! I can just imagine the 'pep talk' his family will get after he loses another 30 million:</p>
<p>Mittens: "Ann, gather the kids, call over Tagg, Matt, Josh, Ben, Craig, Admanzah, Le Moigne, Pyrlynd, Leviathan, Gayland, Romney Quejah Romney, Zaragrunudgeyon, Dorwayne, Clemouth, Xanderrick, and Tregaron.... I hate to break this to you everyone, but we need to tighten our space belts for a while... you will have to sew your own magic underpants from now on until daddy can make more money from leveraged buyouts and cheap pizza chain restaurants... "</p>
<p>Zaragrunudgeyon: "...but D-aaaaad!! ....I was going to buy another slave to polish my solid platinum snowmobile!"</p>
<p>Mittens: "Now, now, Zaragrunudgeyon. You know very well the alien space jesus doesn't like to call them slaves, we call them "servants" or "employees" now. It's only 1830 in our <i>minds</i>, son... we have yet to take over the rest of the world."</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>(Thanks to the Utah Baby Namer: <a href="http://wesclark.com/ubn/">[wesclark.com]</a> )</p> <p>Tits_LaRue</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4921403">HalfGlassFull</a>: "a gigantic Mormon Tamoshanter Boner": he got it after John buckled his seat belt for him.</p> <p>broken.yellow.fangs</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Mitt's flying first class in a huge leather seat and no one offered to hang up his coat? Obviously it's hiding a gigantic Mormon Tamoshanter Boner.</P> <p>HalfGlassFull</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That's a serious skin cancer tan Willard's workin' on there. It's not Presidential to take those kinda risks, eh?</P> <p>weazel</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The third picture needs all of the recording devices changed to blunts and pipes. I am at work, I would totally do it. Serof or Destonio, please get on this.</P> <p><a href="http://repositoryoframblinginanity.blogspot.com">TJBeck</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I think I just peed a little.  I have failed Lizard-Zeus!</p> <p><a href="http://www.brutallyhonestbabes.blogspot.com">BrutallyHonestBabes</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>McCain cannot be that stupid.</p> <p>Pupster</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Regardless of who wins the Democrat Primary, I have a hard time beliveing that the losser's followers will go McCain if Mittens or Huckabee is the Republican VP candidate. All you need is an showing:</P>
<P>McCain's Head + Grim Reaper's Head = Mitten's Head.</P>
<P>That's sober everyone up. Who's got some graphic skills around here?</P> <p>Kos</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Orange tie a good choice for him. Cuts down on the pinkness of his skin. Huntsman is into some kind of emissions control consortium with Arnold. I think it's some kind of abstinence.</P> <p>weazel</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4919026">Magister</a>: Not for teh Oliver Stone movie, I'm sure!</p> <p>dupontd</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So if the bus was called the Straight Talk Express, is the airplane the Bullshit Nonstop?</P> <p>SayItWithWookies</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This picture is dying for a caption, but it's Friday, and just the thought of going to the Tune Inn and making fun of Capitol Hill jackasses is blocking out any remaining creativity.</p> <p><a href="http://">freshyill</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4918760">Serolf Divad</a>:Pssh. It's not just former candidates... I bet Jerry Falwell's knob practically got sucked completely off before he decided to redeem his ticket straight to Hell.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rottenart.net">Rottenart</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://wonkette.com/373513/americas-winning-response-to-eight-years-of-bush--cheney#c4919154">dmac</A>: LOLCrackers</P> <p>NBAWRITER1</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>...does anyone have any doubts after looking at these photos that; this election is literally going to look like the Harlem Globe Trotters vs. th Washington Generals</p> <p>AngryBlakGuy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's like Army of Darkness got remade with Mittens as Bruce Campbell and McCain as one of those Ray Harryhausen-animated skeleton warriors.</p> <p><a href="http://norbizness.com">norbizness</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://wonkette.com/373513/americas-winning-response-to-eight-years-of-bush--cheney#c4919337">Magister</A>: He gets Seven Whore Jades. They were shoved up his ass by the Vietcong.</P> <p>NBAWRITER1</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>They've decided to halve things when it comes to the issues.</P>
<P>McCain wants to close Gitmo, Mitt wants to double it. So it's just going to remain regular, ol' Gitmo.</P> <p>NBAWRITER1</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hmmm... Mittens invested eleventy billion dollars to his own campaign. As a private citizen, he can only give $2,300 to WALNUTS, but does the limit go out the window if he's the VP? Is McCain a fancy prostitute?</P> <p><a href="http://discreet_chaos.livejournal.com">Magister</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Whoa, wait, Romney is going to be McCain's running mate? In that case, I'm looking forward to the youtube mashups of Romney insulting McCain like he was a red-headed stepchild.</p> <p>FoggyFroggy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>They sure do laugh a lot. I bet a Mitt/Walnuts presidency would be a riot a minute.</p> <p><a href="http://philadelphiawilldo.com">dmac</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's nice how Walnuts picked out a tie that would match Mittens' face.</p> <p><a href="http://tomorrow-land.blogspot.com">Botswana Meat Commission FC</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Central casting called, they want their VP back.</P> <p><a href="http://discreet_chaos.livejournal.com">Magister</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Jon Huntsman seems to be an avid pocket pool player.  He's got the "Eightball, corner pocket" Look on his face.</p> <p><a href="n/a">ManchuCandidate</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>... and then Mitt said, "Loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit."</P> <p>JamesMichaelCurley</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Needs to gets me some shiny hair.</P> <p>creditking</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So someone needs to ask walnuts if his new mormon overloards are cut or not...</P> <p><a href="http://">GaCracker</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>In every picture, Mittens still looks like he wants to kick the shit out of Walnuts.</P> <p><a href="http://">queeraselvis</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The third picture looks like a scene from "Reservoir Dogs II."</P>
<P>It's Mr. White, Mr. White and, um, Ok, you'll be Mr. White.</P> <p>NBAWRITER1</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Thing I love about Republicans is how long and deeply they'll such off the guy who savaged, beat and pummeled them during the campaign, just to have a shot at the prize next go 'round.</p>
<p>Sluuuuuurp!</p> <p><a href="http://patriotsquill.blogspot.com">Serolf Divad</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Come on, guys that's his suit coat .... covering his raging boner.</P>
<P>Why do they go with the Viagra? Cialis lets you wait for the RIGHT moment ...</P> <p>NBAWRITER1</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4918692">ct03</a>: That is one kind of mormon erection... the only way to handle 10 wives.</p> <p>shortsshortsshorts</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It's like "My Fellow Americans" crossed with "Dumb &amp; Dumber," except that it's not funny, at all.</P> <p>Plato_to_Nato</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4918655">greatgooglymoogly</a>: Speaking of "big tent," what's going on in Mitt's magic underwear in the top pic?</p> <p><a href="http://consumerist.com">ct03</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>What disturbs me about the first photo is not those two laughing like little kids about killing more Mooslims till Space Jeebus arrives, but the fact that it seems to have given Mittens a third leg.</p> <p><a href="n/a">ManchuCandidate</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Damn, McCain is short and has a tiny head. Good luck in the debates, you kobold.</p> <p>Dr. Spaceman</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Fuck the big tent:</P>
<P>"Just remember folks: if you want cleaner than clean, whiter than white, accept no substitutes. VOTE REPUBLICAN, the untainted, pure-blooded party of real, typical Americans. Like you."</P> <p>greatgooglymoogly</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Man, Mitt standing next to Walnuts makes the latter look like an albino prune.</P> <p>NBAWRITER1</p>]]></description>
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