<![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:12:44 EDT Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:12:44 EDT http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4997096 If I never see Pavarotti and Skeletor duking it out again via pansy slaps, it'll be too soon.

AnnieGetYourFun

]]> 3:373253:c4997096 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:12:44 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4931040 I'm available, BTW *licks lips*

Naked Bunny with a Whip

]]> 3:373253:c4931040 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:31:45 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4931038 @Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.:
Amen.

Besides, anyone who contributes to a candidate without at least getting a virtual BJ is nuts, IMO.


Naked Bunny with a Whip

]]> 3:373253:c4931038 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:31:08 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4930548 I take offense to this article.

Many of my good friends are furries, and they would like people to know they masturbate to their chosen candidate drawn as a raccoon.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> 3:373253:c4930548 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:23:53 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4929362 Late March, however.

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:373253:c4929362 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:41:43 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4927105 @Guppy06: Well, not 'til you just reminded me. Thanks for ruining this week's interwebs meme.

helzapoppn

]]> 3:373253:c4927105 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:20:10 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4926606 @ManchuCandidate:
Poodas is the one who betrayed baby Jeebus.

sezme

]]> 3:373253:c4926606 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:27:21 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4925965 If there is to be a "Tonya Harding" option, I wonder if people remember that neither one of them got the gold that year...

Guppy06

]]> 3:373253:c4925965 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:31:28 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4923957 That is one scary looking Tonya Clinton.

And I can't decide whether the hostage cartoon reminds more of National Lampoon or Blazing Saddles.

Pop Socket

]]> 3:373253:c4923957 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:51:35 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4923571 @Ghede:

A small part of me wants a pre-Revolutionary period French ball gown with my last name on it.

numbersix

]]> 3:373253:c4923571 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:37:57 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4920221 I think we can all agree that if Hilz were as good as that at 'CPR' (and I didn't know that's what the kids were calling it these days), she wouldn't be in a situation where she had to hold the donkey hostage, Carville and Richardson wouldn't be smekking each other, and nobody would care if Barry looked good in a skirt.

But Cheney would still drink baby blood with his pinky in the air. That will never change.

Nabisco

]]> 3:373253:c4920221 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:40:12 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4919583 @mathewbrooks: "looks like"? Try is, friend.

jfruh

]]> 3:373253:c4919583 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:17:57 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4919383 @mathewbrooks:

And Libby and Rove could be his eels...

DrDungButter

]]> 3:373253:c4919383 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:10:48 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4918883 Cheney looks like Ursula the sea witch.

mathewbrooks

]]> 3:373253:c4918883 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:51:22 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4918615 There's no way Hillary's arm could be around that donkey at that angle. The only realistic option is the donkey has chewed it off.

I then assume Hillary's question is villainously rhetorical -- and the donkey is now dead, and Clinton has combat experience.

dmac

]]> 3:373253:c4918615 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:40:10 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4918385 Poodas? Bill must be the guy who mailed a box of shit to the NRCC.

ManchuCandidate

]]> 3:373253:c4918385 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:32:02 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4918030 That's how it went with Bill's "little man," too.

Publican

]]> 3:373253:c4918030 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:19:35 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4918022 Richardson vs Carville, or Luciano Pavorati vs Judge Doom?

TigerBot Hesh

]]> 3:373253:c4918022 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:19:28 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4917964 "Iraq War" fan? What the hell does that even mean? He is cooling himself with conflict? He thinks it makes him look pretty?

... Now if it was a purse, then I could find SOME logic to it, albeit the kind of logic you have to have brain damage to think is clever.

Ghede

]]> 3:373253:c4917964 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:17:06 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4917872 "Poodas"? does that mean something in Spanish? Or am I trying too hard?

FreshHell

]]> 3:373253:c4917872 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:13:37 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4917825 Figure Skater Barry has some child-bearing hips!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:373253:c4917825 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:12:02 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4917786 That Richardson/Carville one is possibly the first political cartoon I've ever actually found genuinely amusing. Judas/Poodas? Hilarity.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 3:373253:c4917786 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:10:47 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4917611 "Smickity smack smek" is the best onomatopoeia ever.

That's exactally what it would sound like if Lord Voldemort got in a slap fight with Fidel Castro.

PrizePig

]]> 3:373253:c4917611 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:04:14 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4917277 What I'm looking forward to is a sissy slap fight between Mark Penn and, oh, anybody.

queeraselvis

]]> 3:373253:c4917277 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:53:01 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4917035 Cheney likes to set up a tea table with Polly Prissy Pants and several other of his dolls, then blast 'em with his shotgun.

Serolf Divad

]]> 3:373253:c4917035 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:45:18 EDT <![CDATA[I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater]]> http://wonkette.com/373253/im-swell-my-opponent-is-a-necrophiliachobograceful-figure-skater#c4916976 Tonya Harding has a guest-starring gig on the new Court TV/Smoking Gun show. What the hell happened to the Son of Sam Law? Don't that have that in Michegon?

weazel

]]> 3:373253:c4916976 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:43:05 EDT