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Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

ARCADIA — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:15:49 EDT

The Truth is out there --- scans around the DVD section of Borders.

ARCADIA

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

FoggyFroggy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:28:00 EDT

Margaret Cho Believes In 9/11 Conspiracy
[www.prisonplanet.com]

FoggyFroggy

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Eac_o_System — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:26:56 EDT

Rodham She Wrote.

Eac_o_System

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

wyo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:50:55 EDT

An FAA official said that anyone qualified to fly a plane across the Pacific deserves to have a gun in the cockpit.

wyo

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Ken Layne — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:37:21 EDT

@NBAWRITER1: The pilot was just taking a break. To hunt. For rats.

Ken Layne

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

NBAWRITER1 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:28:30 EDT

Did they do an X-Files episode on a fuckwad US Airways pilot discharging his gun in the cockpit of a plane? Because I'd appreciate a little more insight into that before I hop on Flight 69 to Where-Fucking-Ever.

NBAWRITER1

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Gopherit — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:16:01 EDT

From te episode: CLYDE BRUCKMAN'S FINAL REPOSE

Clyde: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more
undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Mulder: Why are you telling *me* that?

If only Vitter had used plastic diapers.

Gopherit

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Gopherit — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:06:18 EDT

@SayItWithWookies: A+

Gopherit

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

likebitchisabadthing — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:04:07 EDT

X-Files -- character declares Bills will never win SuperBowl

Bush Administration: ensures it.

Actually I was a believer of the X-file's theory that FEMA was going to run the government in case of an national emergency.

After Brownie and Cherkoff that seems like a less likely theory ....

likebitchisabadthing

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Ken Layne — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:40:23 EDT

@SuperUnison: You realize there is no way anybody could prove you wrong, as nobody ever saw Season 8.

Ken Layne

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

smallarmsy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:38:36 EDT

I heard recently that Cheney is a fan of 24.

This last year of Bush/Cheney is going to be the best season yet!

tink...Tink...tink...Tink...

smallarmsy

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

SuperUnison — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:37:31 EDT

Say what you will, but the Season 8 episode where Sinbad guest starred as the only one who knows how to kill the pantsuit-wearing vampire was awesome. The only downside is that this years October Surprise will probably involve some kind of impenetrable jive about metal-man super-soldiers. Personally, I hope that means WALNUTS! molested a disabled veteran.

SuperUnison

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

magneticfields — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:36:06 EDT

So the whole 9-11 'truth' theory preceded 9-11? Maybe we would have all been better off if these writers had just conjectured that Arab terrorists would destroy the World Trade Center, and that an evil president and vice president, along with evil defense contractors, opportunist Democrats, and a supine press would push us into war as a result.

magneticfields

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Ken Layne — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:25:44 EDT

@jfruh: That's why there are so many great, exciting shows about Journalists.

Ken Layne

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

FoggyFroggy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:23:33 EDT

"It was freaky, and one of the weirdest things is no one really asked us about it," [show creator Chris] Carter says.

This is proof that Chris Carter is a CIA operative. Even the most neophyte conspiracy theorist would not be surprised that the mass media are covering up the Lone Gunman pilot. Therefore, he must be lying. Why? Same reason as Condi lies, to cover up complicity.

FoggyFroggy

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

jfruh — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:20:16 EDT

Man, you know what always makes for great TV? People typing things on computers.

jfruh

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Tra — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:19:29 EDT

The X-Files: Lack of foresight and plannning led to a meandering plotline that became hopelessly bogged down around its fourth or fifth year, thus accomplishing no real resolution, ever.

Bush Administration: They're blowing shit up again, which just shows how well we're succeeding.

Tra

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

broken.yellow.fangs — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:09:27 EDT

OMG -- this means we have to start an emergency task force to watch every mystery/spy/adventure show and figure out when and where the next attack is coming. Then all we have to do is warn the Administration ahead of time in order to prevent a horrible event.

broken.yellow.fangs

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

MikeL — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:05:45 EDT

They were just testing anthrax. AIDS and obesity are killing the poor effectively, but good planners keep something in reserve.

MikeL

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Tra — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:05:31 EDT

@gjdodger:

That's not fair. Tooms had a kind of reptilian intelligence.

Tra

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

BenBraddock — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:01:19 EDT

The Reichstag is on fire!!!!

Hitler wants his residuals mailed to a PO box in Bolivia.

BenBraddock

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Tra — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:40 EDT

I just like how, if anyone had written for the show a vice president who alternated between a perma-sneer and unapologetic rage, who, in response to a reporter noting that 2/3 of people thought the Iraq war wasn't worth it, tossed off comments like "So?" it would have been considered ridiculous cardboard characterization.

The Bush-Cheney Years: Lowering the Bar for Hack Writers Everywhere.

Tra

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Doglessliberal — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:54:04 EDT

@gjdodger: ah, you might be right. It was the consumption-of-human-livers fact that convinced me.

Doglessliberal

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

NotAnEvilLobbyist — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:53:27 EDT

That was the most atrocious acting ever. I just lost 4 minutes of my life to that.

NotAnEvilLobbyist

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Doglessliberal — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:53:04 EDT

no, no the Fluke Worm Man IS Dick Cheney.

Doglessliberal

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

gjdodger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:52:40 EDT

Cheney = Tooms?
You be the judge!

gjdodger

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

loquaciousmusic — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:48:12 EDT

CCH Pounder guest starred on at least one episode of The X-Files, and I'm sure that she'll be tapped to play Condi Rice in the t.v. movie about the Bush administration (with Josh Brolin as Bush and Donald Sutherland as Cheney).

loquaciousmusic

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

norbizness — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:46:22 EDT

Smoking Man/Alex Krycek '08: "Slightly Less Evil Than the Current Administration!"

norbizness

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

monkeyball — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:42:43 EDT

Yes, yes, yes, it's been obvious for years that Bush is the X-Files President.

But, c'mon -- Starship Troopers (and, for that matter, Robocop) provided a clearer and more detailed blueprint for Cheney's gameplan.

monkeyball

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Scott-san — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:42:30 EDT

Forget Gillian and David. I'd like to see an MSNBC version with Brian Williams and Nora O'Donnell. Hottttt.

Scott-san

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Harbls — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:37:38 EDT

X-Files: A close-knit group of circus freaks cover up the crimes of one of their own.

Bush Administration: A close-knit group of ... well, you get the idea.

Harbls

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

AngryBlakGuy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:34:48 EDT

X-Fles: Evil aliens called "The Black Oil" take over part of the government.

Bush Administration: Dick Cheney...

AngryBlakGuy

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

SayItWithWookies — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:32:34 EDT

And Cheney is misery wrapped in rubble inside an angina.

SayItWithWookies