<![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:11:49 EDT Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:11:49 EDT http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4908587 @Doglessliberal: that is actually a more accurate description of Paultard sex than Republican sex. Republican sex involves a lot of carbohydrates and cooking grease.

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372824:c4908587 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:11:49 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4907059 @Serolf Divad:

You know me better than I know myself.

numbersix

]]> 3:372824:c4907059 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:16:13 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4904008 @Miss Perception: oh you must try on another computer. Here is a sample.

"After a male panda living in the den of a female and a female panda living in the den of a male show symptoms wanting to have sex at the same time, the base will place them together in the same den. The symptoms include anxiety," he says.

The base also relies on its more senior pandas to show the way.

"We arrange love-making between two excellent pandas in front of inexperienced pandas, which have never had sex. It does work," Fei says.

More than 30 percent of pandas at the base can have sex naturally, compared with only 10 percent a decade ago, thanks to innovations and an ample supply of pandas' favorite food, such as bamboo and bamboo shoots, according to Fei.

Doglessliberal

]]> 3:372824:c4904008 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:48:07 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4903959 @shortsshortsshorts: yes, my husband was noting that pandas are truly proof, if one needs it, that Intelligent Design either does not exist, or it should be renamed Moronic Design. The ones in the National Zoo cannot figure out how to mate, either, so they just inseminated the female again. This is not a evolutionary success story here. (and yes, I know they are dying off because of habitat depletion, but they have a low fertility and breeding rate in the wild, too)

Doglessliberal

]]> 3:372824:c4903959 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:46:42 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4903855 @Doglessliberal: I couldn't open the link but I assume it is just another article on the difficulty encountered by morbidly obese Republicans when trying to mate. (Is that what has been driving down the Republicans as a percentage of the general population in recent years?)

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372824:c4903855 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:42:56 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4903819 @Doglessliberal: Any animal that's too lazy to have sex= Darwin doing his job. It's panda hunting time.

shortsshortsshorts

]]> 3:372824:c4903819 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:51 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4903342 lest you think it is just the polar bears with issues, note that these fellows need lessons to get the job done:
[www.chinadaily.com.cn]


Doglessliberal

]]> 3:372824:c4903342 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:26:39 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4902645 @Serolf Divad: bravo. i think i just had my first asthma attack since i was 12.

pferde_schwanz

]]> 3:372824:c4902645 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:04:46 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4901691 Knut theme song: "Dirty White Boy" by Foreigner

I've been in trouble since i don't know when
I'm in trouble now and i now somehow i'll find trouble again
I'm a loner, but i'm never alone
Every night i get one step closer to the danger zone

'cause i'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy
Dirty white boy, i'm a dirty white boy
Dirty white boy







PrairiePossum

]]> 3:372824:c4901691 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:36:38 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4901576 This could be the premise for the best "Supernanny" ever.

NosebleedSeats

]]> 3:372824:c4901576 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:33:02 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4900823 I actually read just yesterday in News of the World that all this polar bear drama in Germany is starting again, because there's another abandoned polar bear cub named Flocke at the Nuremberg Zoo.

Flocke's momma is a dumb whore like Knut's mom (don't even get me started on her) that has rejected Flocke. Bitch probably wants to run away to Las Vegas to become a showgirl. Too bad her dreams will be shattered and she'll be forced to turn tricks in the back of the Golden Nugget like I do. Anyway, Flocke is now being raised by zoo keepers.

Since Knut and Flocke are psychopath outcasts, why don't they get together. You know, shack up, get married and then try the sex thing. It's a love story waiting to happen. But polar bear sex is very sweaty and dirty (don't ask me how I know that.)

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372824:c4900823 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:10:09 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4900591 @jagorev: Which one? Bill Richardson or Knut (or both)? When Bill orders baby back ribs at TGIF he really means it!

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372824:c4900591 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:02:16 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4899301 When will Barack Obama denounce or reject the support of this child-eating extremist?

jagorev

]]> 3:372824:c4899301 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:24:15 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4898119 Knut is already old and deadly! It's time to get behind Wilbaer:
[people.monstersandcritics.com]

WellWithintheMarginofError

]]> 3:372824:c4898119 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:40:26 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4898097 There are a lot of parallels between Knut and attention whore (and fellow bear) Bill Richardson....except Knut doesn't sleep around like Bill. (Bill is a notorious philanderer as everyone in D.C. knows.) I think they should both be neutered. I would do it myself if I wasn't so busy surfing wonkette all day.

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372824:c4898097 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:39:36 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897884 Next thing you know that fucking bear is going to announce his intention to run in the Democratic primary for Nancy Pelosi's seat.

Cape Clod

]]> 3:372824:c4897884 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:30:34 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897650 @Tawmn: Nice.

Gopherit

]]> 3:372824:c4897650 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:20:55 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897634 @terrymct: True fact - polar bears aren't actually white. They're brown, like Bill Richardson.

jagorev

]]> 3:372824:c4897634 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:20:17 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897632 This is screaming out for a feel-good Disney movie where Knut's plane crash's inside the arctic circle during a publicity tour. Can an attention-whore polar bear follow his insticts and learn once again to live simply?

Either that, or a special episode of Intervention.

Gopherit

]]> 3:372824:c4897632 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:20:16 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897558 bi-polar bear.

Tawmn

]]> 3:372824:c4897558 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:17:06 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897368 BTW: Did Spitzer's blow toad lend Knut her Tan in a Can? Because that's a mighty bronze polar coat he has there.

NBAWRITER1

]]> 3:372824:c4897368 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:09:54 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897192 One more reason for polar bears to be extinct.

TGY

]]> 3:372824:c4897192 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:03:15 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897125 @NBAWRITER1:

1. No, it's K-nut, like K-fed.
2. HUGE, because black and brown bears all like to screw white bears


TJBeck

]]> 3:372824:c4897125 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:00:31 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897085 Two questions:

1) Is the K in Knut silent?
2) What's the demand for polar bear porn? Because this guy has Dirk Diggler written all over him (him = his schlong).

Motorin' ....


NBAWRITER1

]]> 3:372824:c4897085 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:58:57 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4897058 No reward for Serolf David, but on his deathbed he will achieve eternal consciousness. So he has that going for him, which is nice.

StoneSoup

]]> 3:372824:c4897058 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:57:51 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896805 @TJBeck:

No, he just needs a pimp daddy hat to go with that crushed velvet interior.

terrymct

]]> 3:372824:c4896805 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:46:19 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896713 can we give Serolf Divad an award?

Doglessliberal

]]> 3:372824:c4896713 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:41:57 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896592 @Serolf Divad: Knut needs a newer limo.

TJBeck

]]> 3:372824:c4896592 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:36:04 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896410 @WadISay:No, that's the "right to arm bears." Don't tell Andrew Sullivan.

Canuckledragger

]]> 3:372824:c4896410 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:28:05 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896298 Knut: Spokesman for DC's right to bear arms.

WadISay

]]> 3:372824:c4896298 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:23:12 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896270 @sinnesloeschen:
Admit it: if you could pay a neurosurgeon to slice out the above Knut image, or the original Paris Hilton image, but not both... you'd go with the Paris Hilton original. No contest.

Serolf Divad

]]> 3:372824:c4896270 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:21:49 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896227 @Serolf Divad:

Knut and Paris probably bathe with about the same general frequency, as well.

terrymct

]]> 3:372824:c4896227 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:20:21 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896178 @Serolf Divad:

That I thought he had five legs is evidence enough that more caffeine is needed.

Also, cannot be unseen, indeed.

numbersix

]]> 3:372824:c4896178 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:18:02 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896091 I'm afraid Knut has become a publicity whore in the model of Paris Hilton... I mean just look at this shocking image! (Warning, NSFW!!!)

Serolf Divad

]]> 3:372824:c4896091 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:14:45 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896048 @Botswana Meat Commission FC: My goodness, in that photo the child is perilously close to being eaten by the bear. Who could put their kid in such jeopardy? I didn't even know that Michael Jackson was in Berlin.

Canuckledragger

]]> 3:372824:c4896048 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:13:04 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4896034 @Botswana Meat Commission FC: ...its so sad to watch the Coca-Cola Christmas bears self destruct before our eyes. They obviously have graduated frome Coke to pure China white Heroin!

AngryBlakGuy

]]> 3:372824:c4896034 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:12:29 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895872 So Knut is Berlin's answer to Julia Allison?

econdave

]]> 3:372824:c4895872 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:03:27 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895836 Maybe his ursine brain couldn't process the latest irony of all of the SUV-driving yuppies that come to see him causing the ice shelf-destroying global warming that is shrinking his species' habitat.

Don't worry, Knut. We're HUMANS. We know what we're doing.

norbizness

]]> 3:372824:c4895836 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:01:21 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895809 ...2 attention WHORE diamonds!

AngryBlakGuy

]]> 3:372824:c4895809 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:59:56 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895755 i love how this graphic goes from impossibly cute, to terrifying, to hilarious.

Cutline: "Then and now: Left, Knut as a cuddly baby before his adoring fans, and right, as a grown-up 'publicity-addicted psycho'"

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:372824:c4895755 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:56:56 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895740 Andrew Sullivan's new love interest?

Canuckledragger

]]> 3:372824:c4895740 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:56:17 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895714 i'm guessing he's the next one to fuck lindsey lohan in rehab...

probably in the dining hall after lunch one day

GaCracker

]]> 3:372824:c4895714 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:55:00 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895660 Next he's gonna find Jesus.

weazel

]]> 3:372824:c4895660 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:52:12 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895650 Is that polar bear trying to be black, so he can get all of the benefits blacks get in Germany?

TJBeck

]]> 3:372824:c4895650 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:51:44 EDT <![CDATA[Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath]]> http://wonkette.com/372824/attention-whore-knut-turning-into-polar-bear-psychopath#c4895588 Damn, that bear needs a bath or something. Is he afraid of the water feature in his enclosure?

terrymct

]]> 3:372824:c4895588 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:48:41 EDT