<![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:08:26 EDT Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:08:26 EDT http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4902746 Hmmm...just musing, who would have to be running in the General Election against McCain for you to vote for him?

(top five, and no third candidate, I'd commit suicide first, worming your way out of it stuff.)

Here's mine:

1. Dennis Miller
2. The guy at the Subway who always wipes snot from his nose with his sleeve while making my sandwich
3. Pol Pot (re-animated)
4. Any of those no-holds-barred fist-fighting guys who always wind up like pretzels squirming around the mat while they smash each other's faces in...for fun!
5. That View woman who thinks the earth is flat and there weren't any people before Jesus

How about you?

balthus

]]> 3:372670:c4902746 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:08:26 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4902388 Hmmm...just musing, what five things do I like less than Hillary?

1. People who use the expression "I threw up in my mouth."
2. Nuclear war (unless the bombs go off on the other side of the planet and none of the icky radiation makes it around to my side.)
3. Gas pumps that have little tvs or speakers with ads trying to sell me crap while I pump my gas. (tie)
4. Cockroaches
5. Hillary's husband.

How about you?

balthus

]]> 3:372670:c4902388 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:57:16 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4896234 It won't even matter - the voodoo spell keeping McCain reanimated will fall apart around late August and Hillary will switch back to her natural form as a succubus.

Newspaper Hack

]]> 3:372670:c4896234 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:20:40 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4895301 @Canuckledragger: Yeah, except in Pennsyltucky (but I don't think that counts, or something):

[www.padems.com]

superfectablog

]]> 3:372670:c4895301 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:32:27 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4894771 In related news, today Mark Pennsyltucky announced: "This race is closer than ever. Anyone who can't see that just hasn't done the meth."

Canuckledragger

]]> 3:372670:c4894771 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:38:28 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4894749 So 'Polls' FINALLY proved Hillary is a monster? For years I have been pointing to her scaly back and lizard tounge as proof that she is a monster and NO ONE beleived me. Now I am vindicated.

suburbman

]]> 3:372670:c4894749 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:35:17 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4894688 @Btwbfdimho:
That's not Cojo, it's Silda Spitzer.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:372670:c4894688 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:26:56 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4894591

TJBeck

]]> 3:372670:c4894591 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:10:56 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4894551 @Pupster: Alter is on MSNBC every frickin' night. He wants to see his family again, and he's willing to sacrifice his cats.

Scott-san

]]> 3:372670:c4894551 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:59:05 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4894543 @Laura Ingalls Wildest: Was that 'major Wal-Mart supplier' the pickle company? Good point. Wal-Mart was a great employer until the exhorbitant demands of their major pickle supplier forced them to reduce wages and keep unions out. Wait until everyone finds out that the Obamas are in the pocket of Big Pickle. Farewell, Camelot.
And yes I only believe polls when they make me happy. When they don't they're meaningless.


confusionanddelay

]]> 3:372670:c4894543 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:57:19 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4893868 Excellent alt text. It balances on her head just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine.

phalex

]]> 3:372670:c4893868 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:38:54 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4893393 @jagorev: That will cause the Pokemon to cry and their tears will heal the Earth.

tunamelt

]]> 3:372670:c4893393 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:33:20 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4893221 Hillary reminds me of Gaos. It's pretty amazing nobody else noticed...

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:372670:c4893221 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:12:10 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4893202 Okay, but what do the polls say will happen if McCain drops dead, Hillary switches to the Republican party, returning to her Randian Goldwaterite roots, and she runs against Al Gore in November because Barry Hussein Obama has been sent to Gitmo?

jagorev

]]> 3:372670:c4893202 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:09:43 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4891548 @Laura Ingalls Wildest: LMAO you think wal mart suppliers enjoy supplying wal mart? Wal mart treats their suppliers almost as bad as their employees. But what happens if you agree to a deal with wal mart, take on extra employees and a loan or two, then wal mart says, fuck off we're paying you half that amount!

Puh - leez don't try to tell us that its okay that hillary fought directly to keep wal mart un-unionezed, and to discriminate against women because mrs obama was on the board of a manufacturing company that sold merchandise to wal mart.

dupontd

]]> 3:372670:c4891548 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:31:15 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4890371 Dear Bill,
I just heard you say "Oh they can't vote for a girl!". That's right Bill, I can't vote for a girl. I can't even vote for the WOMAN that is your wife.

Someone who used to be your biggest fan,
me

PS I've lost all respect for you.

willisdyer

]]> 3:372670:c4890371 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:50:29 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4890190 John McCain is starting to wonder how many gook whores you have to slap to get any attention in the media.

@Laura Ingalls Wildest: CNS was never the same after they lost Jeff Gannon.

Lionel Hutz Esq.

]]> 3:372670:c4890190 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:35:44 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4890160 @HomoPolitico: Haha, I remember that. I could picture NPR's Robert Siegel smiling benignly while Rove smirked and insulted him. Siegel shoulda pulled a shiv from the depths of his beard and shanked Rove in the ribs.

MagnusMaximus

]]> 3:372670:c4890160 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:33:37 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4890129 i would make a concerted effort to post bad videos of hillz on the interwebs but im too goddamn lazy. laziness and politics dont mix.

but sex and politics do! but laziness and sex dont. see it all works!

PutinMuscles

]]> 3:372670:c4890129 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:32:01 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4890086 You think you have the math? I assure you, only Karl Rove has "The Math". He's holding it hostage, demanding a football helmet full of cottage cheese and naked pictures of Rue McCallahan.

HomoPolitico

]]> 3:372670:c4890086 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:28:57 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4890045 Oh, for fuck's sake.

Helman

]]> 3:372670:c4890045 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:26:13 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4890005 Jonathan Alter of Newsweek just said Hillary's effort is in "the death throes." He basically called her campaign "dead" and called her tactics "desperate." On MSNBC. His eyes were like, why the fuck are we still doing here.

Hilarious.

Pupster

]]> 3:372670:c4890005 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:23:33 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889999 @Btwbfdimho: Cujo.

Motortruck

]]> 3:372670:c4889999 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:23:02 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889976 With a light bulb in her mouth she'd make a cool, one-of-a-kind floor lamp.

Motortruck

]]> 3:372670:c4889976 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:21:42 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889868 come on, ppl -- in regards to the polls: so?

Sleepy

]]> 3:372670:c4889868 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:14:25 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889663 @shortsshortsshorts: Trust the media. They only have their profits, I mean your interest, at heart.

Lymed

]]> 3:372670:c4889663 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:00:25 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889661 @Btwbfdimho: Great Zeus' Beard man! Those teeth are a force of nature...

MagnusMaximus

]]> 3:372670:c4889661 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:00:11 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889637 @Laura Ingalls Wildest: Huh.

FoggyFroggy

]]> 3:372670:c4889637 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:58:27 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889595 No one likes either of them -- from Rasmussen today -- "Obama's reviews are 46% favorable and 51% unfavorable. For Clinton, those numbers are 44% favorable, 54% unfavorable."

Of course, Obama's numbers will go up once people read about the latest issue of Trumpet and how "Italians looked doen their garlic noses" at Jesus. Bonus: it's a double issue with Farrakhan on the cover. [www.cnsnews.com]

Laura Ingalls Wildest

]]> 3:372670:c4889595 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:55:57 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889567 @FoggyFroggy: And Michele Obama was on the board of a major Walmart supplier, until the time Obama decided to blast Walmart.

Laura Ingalls Wildest

]]> 3:372670:c4889567 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:53:47 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889561 @GaCracker: Slap 'er 'gain Cracker. Harder this time.

shortsshortsshorts

]]> 3:372670:c4889561 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:53:26 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889533 @MagnusMaximus:Voilá "Cojo" Cojocaru according to wikipedia. A Cojo very cogible indeed.

Btwbfdimho

]]> 3:372670:c4889533 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:51:40 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889528 I liked the bit at the end of the report which disclosed that the Clinton supporters secretly adore Obama . . . Well, they have "a net-positive view of Obama" which is the same thing, only true.

wheelie

]]> 3:372670:c4889528 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:51:11 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889513 Why won't Obama drop out?

aaa

]]> 3:372670:c4889513 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:50:24 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889504 @Pupster: As governor of Arkansas, Bill Clinton got her on the board of Wal-Mart. Put two and two together.

FoggyFroggy

]]> 3:372670:c4889504 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:49:40 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889484 The Hilliacs are not deterred. She is about to give us all a lesson in self-immolation. She has so much time left before Pennsylvania she can still easily lose.

Obamaton

]]> 3:372670:c4889484 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:48:10 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889434 @SloppyCronkite: No silly. It is the "Sinbad Effect". Didn't you read any of Jim's earlier posts? Go do your homework!

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372670:c4889434 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:44:58 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889431 hey hillz - i got tickee

where the fuck are my shirts! and they better have heavy starch this time or i'm gonna kick you ass

GaCracker

]]> 3:372670:c4889431 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:44:54 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889426 @FoggyFroggy: Wait, China was for Hillary for President. Why is she pissing off her Communist base?

Pupster

]]> 3:372670:c4889426 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:44:40 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889394 I bet this is because the girl in the 3 a.m. ad said Hillary is dumb and liar.

SloppyCronkite

]]> 3:372670:c4889394 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:42:42 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889363 Hillary only came out today to criticize China for its crackdown on Tibetan protesters, after Bush publicly made a phone call to Beijing, and long after Obama, Rice, Pelosi, Sarkozy, and Gordon Brown were even more specific and direct in their criticism. This proves that Hillary has what it takes to appease the trillion dollar Chinese Sovereign Wealth Fund panda.

FoggyFroggy

]]> 3:372670:c4889363 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:40:56 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889322 @shortsshortsshorts: Trust no one...not even yourself. Well okay, maybe yourself. And Bill Kristol. And Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru.

MagnusMaximus

]]> 3:372670:c4889322 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:38:19 EDT <![CDATA[New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster]]> http://wonkette.com/372670/new-polls-prove-hillarys-a-monster#c4889240 So many numbers! Who to trust? Coworkers?

shortsshortsshorts

]]> 3:372670:c4889240 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:32:34 EDT