<![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again? - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again? - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:00:50 EDT Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:00:50 EDT http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4906515 @TGY: It doesn't matter what dirty dead things Camilla puts on her head because she'll never be you know who.@lovelyivy:Another influx of asswipe tools and trolls has arrived. As a person who's randomly had my head bashed in by a total stranger at an afternoon picnic I have a low tolerence for this phoney shit posturing they do. Maybe they'll go away after the election.

102415

]]> 3:372552:c4906515 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:00:50 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4899174 The French have Bruni, we have Bush. Which would you rather have? I'm on Team Bruni.

limama

]]> 3:372552:c4899174 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:20:29 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4898817 Also, it's unfortunate that some sort of tree has fallen on Camilla's hat, thus ruining the pristine pelt of leopard ass of which it's made.

TGY

]]> 3:372552:c4898817 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:07:18 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4898766 ...Is that a purse or a travelling merchandise bag? Is she smuggling in French diamonds to sully the purity of English diamonds from South Africa?

Perhaps it's full of rare cheeses, some of which might be considered Weapons of Mass destruction if left to sit at warm temperatures.

TGY

]]> 3:372552:c4898766 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:05:22 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4896747 Kozy man looks a lot like the evil midget chef in Ratatouille. He also looks like a little boy pulling on his mom's arm saying "Momeeee I gotta go weewee!" What he does not look like, however, is presidential.

skidds22

]]> 3:372552:c4896747 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:43:40 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4895459 @lovelyivy: As a tall gal, those shoes offend me far more than I could describe in a single comment, so I didn't bother. Also shoe-talk is like honey for the Jezebel bees.

But then again maybe if I were the first lady of something I might be more willing to sacrifice my dignity for my midget-man's ego.

femstix

]]> 3:372552:c4895459 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:42:23 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4893151 @ARCADIA: All this talk about the hat and no one mentions THOSE SHOES on Carla Bruni. So terrible.

Christ, that's how I know this place is some kinda boyz-only, misogynistic, Hillary-hater central. We need to address the issues, mainly: size 10+ in the feet- avoid the flats. Unless your name is homie the clown, then you may wear what you wish.

lovelyivy

]]> 3:372552:c4893151 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:02:39 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4893145 Naw, she's just wearing flats so it makes her abs pooch out a little.

Koreanish

]]> 3:372552:c4893145 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:01:35 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4891881 Camilla's hat was made from some sort of avian leopard.

We need to stop bio-engineering before it produces more dreadful hats.

ARCADIA

]]> 3:372552:c4891881 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:55:16 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4890449 she's not pregnant. it's just her middle-aged woman fupa beginning to take shape.

guerilla-nation

]]> 3:372552:c4890449 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:57:15 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4888456 Sara, first thing that gets bigger is the breasts. Some of us here would have noticed that right away.She may have taken to wearing an astronaut diaper for these long official events.
I am wondering though why the new Queen of France has to carry her own luggage? I just bet she has 32oz. of expensive shampoo in a huge bottle in there along with the cheese and drugs.


102415

]]> 3:372552:c4888456 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:42:36 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4888068 Look at the lifts on that little bastard's shoes! Short-man complex maybe???

Hot_Carl

]]> 3:372552:c4888068 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:18:29 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887958 Maybe pregnancy will make the ta-tas larger than

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:372552:c4887958 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:12:06 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887947 Dang those birds of prey that while migrating over airfields regurgitate the fur and feathers of their last meal onto the heads of unsuspecting pedestrians.

Blueland

]]> 3:372552:c4887947 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:11:46 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887607 She is soooooo baking a baby!!!! Carla Bruni is awesome...but she is a haughty, snotty thing of a woman. She would never be seen with a pouch. She WANTED to spark a feeding 'pap' frenzy. She knows what she is doing....FRENCH FIRST FEMME....notoriety all the way. Sly little fox she is....

JouJou

]]> 3:372552:c4887607 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:55:58 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887418 Either Sarko forgot to pee on the plane, or he's doing that little dance because he's fixin' to buss' up Charlie for touchin' his woman.

Lazy Media

]]> 3:372552:c4887418 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:49:15 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887369 Maybe the coat thing is just tighter than we think

paintedglasshouse

]]> 3:372552:c4887369 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:47:26 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887357 @Cinderelliotte: @Matt415: somewhere on a bus, bob dylan is laughing: [www.bobdylan.com]

Sleepy

]]> 3:372552:c4887357 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:47:07 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887242 SHe's a mule. She's probably smuggling in frenchie cheese or something.

Gopherit

]]> 3:372552:c4887242 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:55 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4887049 @Cinderelliotte: you beat me to it

Matt415

]]> 3:372552:c4887049 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:34:45 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4886586 I think the bump reaches too far around the pelvis to be a baby bump. Also, she'd probly not be wearing a cinch belt. There are better ways to cover up. Also, a Sarko baby would be tiny tiny.

weazel

]]> 3:372552:c4886586 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:16:36 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4886095 @micke: no...borrowed them from North Korean President

GretelMonster

]]> 3:372552:c4886095 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:59:35 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4886062 pillbox hat? really?

Cinderelliotte

]]> 3:372552:c4886062 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:58:36 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4885821 @mahousu

C'est magnifique!

OrvillePigdicker

]]> 3:372552:c4885821 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:51:05 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4885820 Are men supposed to kiss hands on gloves, even if the girl looks like a Pan Am flight attendant?

Btwbfdimho

]]> 3:372552:c4885820 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:51:01 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4885676 @JervixServiceJuice: Don't forget the platform loafers.

As a short man, I'd like to ask Sarko where I can get a pair of those blinging kicks.

collegestudent

]]> 3:372552:c4885676 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:47:20 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4884990 Charles smells the escargot on Carla's knuckles.

StoneSoup

]]> 3:372552:c4884990 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:25:15 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4884717 @OrvillePigdicker: Patapouf?

mahousu

]]> 3:372552:c4884717 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:16:58 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4884568 Camilla really needs to stop raiding the Queen mum's wardrobe.

Hart88

]]> 3:372552:c4884568 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:11:45 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4884447 Prince Chuck sure looks like he is working up a brand new tampon fantasy.

Mo MoDo

]]> 3:372552:c4884447 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:07:43 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4884416 @WadISay: And each and every one of them can frown/shrug so hard the corners of their lips reach the edges of their chins.

BaconCat

]]> 3:372552:c4884416 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:06:38 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883857 that baby is mine, i admit it.

i blame her though, she said she was on zee pill.

GaCracker

]]> 3:372552:c4883857 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:46:46 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883829 @cprach: You sure? Camilla might be holding that kid in until they name her Queen. Famous British resolve and all...

Outstando

]]> 3:372552:c4883829 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:46:12 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883663 @BaconCat: Check for armpit hair, too.

WadISay

]]> 3:372552:c4883663 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:42:03 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883438 also, camilla has a bulge, too, but it is most likely related not to pregnancy bur rather for her being an old british bitch with a crumpet-and-jam belly.

homoelectus

]]> 3:372552:c4883438 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:34:28 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883424 @shortsshortsshorts: "Le Terrible"; I like that. I'm going to start wearing tights and a cape, and from this day forth I shall be known as "Le Terrible".

As I attack, I shall bellow my name towards the heavens. Criminals will speak my name in hushed whispers and live in fear of my Cheetos™ stained hands leaving oily, orange patches on their clothing.

JervixServiceJuice

]]> 3:372552:c4883424 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:34:00 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883398 remember how the french would make fun of the u.s. for electing a retard president, and for elevating common crackwhores to celebrity gossip star status? i'm just gonna let that shit sink in.

homoelectus

]]> 3:372552:c4883398 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:33:19 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883371 @mathewbrooks: I loved her. Just for her clothes.

Doglessliberal

]]> 3:372552:c4883371 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:32:16 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883354 Camilla's costume actually has some personal significance, as the fur was from a cheetah that was shot while she was on safari in Africa. She didn't shoot the cheetah herself, of course -- the hunter who was riding her did.

SayItWithWookies

]]> 3:372552:c4883354 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:31:42 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883284 Meesus Sharles... why are ze two birds... how you say... fucking in your hat?

norbizness

]]> 3:372552:c4883284 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:29:26 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883225 The terrible shoues are how you know they're French. That and they smell like garlic and Galoises.

BaconCat

]]> 3:372552:c4883225 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:27:14 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883174 Is Camilla trying to look like QEII? The boat, I mean, not Chuck's moms.

queeraselvis

]]> 3:372552:c4883174 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:24:44 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883160 How do you say "fupa" in French?

OrvillePigdicker

]]> 3:372552:c4883160 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:24:23 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883106 "....a little belly pooch?" : She had a slice of cake at her wedding.

JervixServiceJuice

]]> 3:372552:c4883106 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:23 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4883059 Sure, Camilla has nice gams, but Carla's legs strikingly reminiscent of the lead character in P.D. Eastman's classic "Are You My Mother?"

[www.lee-knight.com]

StoneSoup

]]> 3:372552:c4883059 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:20:56 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882993 I think the bulge is just the part of her stillsuit that processes the feces, so that people from the continent don't have to eat English food.

Outstando

]]> 3:372552:c4882993 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:18:46 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882964 Please, Charles, it is so difficult to clean good leather.

elburrito

]]> 3:372552:c4882964 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:45 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882959 Sarko's grin says, "Even in flats, my woman is prettier than whatever that is you are standing next to."

NorthsideSwede

]]> 3:372552:c4882959 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:31 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882865 Segolene Royal would have been far more glamorous.

mathewbrooks

]]> 3:372552:c4882865 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:14:13 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882826 You can see the look of fear on Prince Charles' face at the sheer thought of "Le Terrible" ending the centuries old rivalry.... Evil, evil Sarkozy.

shortsshortsshorts

]]> 3:372552:c4882826 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:13:22 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882744 Where Joan Rivers when you need her!!!

AngryBlakGuy

]]> 3:372552:c4882744 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:09:59 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882730 @StoneSoup: it actually appears to be the dead house-cat-who-ate-a-bird-before-it-died collection. I would note that Camilla's legs are quite nice. Don't look above the calves, and you are OK.

Doglessliberal

]]> 3:372552:c4882730 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:56 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882696 Either Sarkozy has a date for flamenco dancing, or he borrowed Tom Cruise's lifts.

StoneSoup

]]> 3:372552:c4882696 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:36 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882688 Look at Sarko's heels. Did he buy those from a Vegas stripper?

micke

]]> 3:372552:c4882688 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:17 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882672 I think another question is why is Carla Bruni trying to look like Jackie Kennedy? Also, please note that she is wearing flats, Sarcoma is wearing stacked heels, and he is still a lot shorter than her. She might as well wear the Manolo spikes.

Doglessliberal

]]> 3:372552:c4882672 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:06:39 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882585 Carla digging deep into the Pat Nixon Collection.

StoneSoup

]]> 3:372552:c4882585 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:03:37 EDT <![CDATA[Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?]]> http://wonkette.com/372552/is-carla-bruni-knocked-up-again#c4882570 Camilla looking simply smashing in a dead house cat ensemble.

StoneSoup

]]> 3:372552:c4882570 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:03:08 EDT