<![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN! - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN! - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:32:38 EDT Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:32:38 EDT http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4927188 Gets 15 minutes of fame and wasted 5 on CNN.

Publican

]]> 3:372392:c4927188 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:32:38 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4901928 @femstix: All your base are belong to us!

dmac

]]> 3:372392:c4901928 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:44:13 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4895552 @Timothy: If by 4chan you mean an internet meme that existed years before that cesspool was even created, yes.

femstix

]]> 3:372392:c4895552 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:47:14 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4892198 Am i the only one who notices that the 'some things cannot be unseen' is a blatent 4chan refrence

Timothy

]]> 3:372392:c4892198 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:19:49 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4892065 @thefrontpage: Well that's just CrazyTalk. The CNN'ers can't be expected to do real work when sitting back and reading the talking points du jour is so much easier and more lucrative.

Seek

]]> 3:372392:c4892065 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:09:16 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4890489 @Eac_o_System: Awww...are you one of those stupid fucking moron hippies I pissed off?

PeteJayhawk

]]> 3:372392:c4890489 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:00:53 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4889026 He was our commenter first! </sisterblogwar>

Suss--

]]> 3:372392:c4889026 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:17:26 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4888675 @norbizness: We already know you're a blogger.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> 3:372392:c4888675 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:56:16 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4888283 Why is Wonkette taking the credit? From the properties: wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/03/>>>wonketteoncnn<<<<-thumb.jpg

Shouldn't that read 'petejayhawksstupidquoteoncnn'?!?

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:372392:c4888283 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:31:42 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4884768 @Tukla in Iowa: Please enjoy your inappropriate reaction to this screename: [wonkette.com]

Harvey Birdman

]]> 3:372392:c4884768 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:18:27 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4883874 I think I just saw a shark being jumped...

Tawmn

]]> 3:372392:c4883874 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:47:15 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4883491 That oughta bring the dude's cred up at least two more whore diamonds around this joint.

Kevotron

]]> 3:372392:c4883491 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:36:11 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4882889 @NoWukkers: I'm told the really good comments spring from drunks that have to be slept off for a few days.

Outstando

]]> 3:372392:c4882889 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:13 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4881039 We should have a witch hunt for suspected MSM journalists posing as Wonkette commenters. It'd be fun.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello

]]> 3:372392:c4881039 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:09:56 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4880866 Paradoxically, some things, once unseen, can yet be seen.

@CNN: Feel free to use.

Harbls

]]> 3:372392:c4880866 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:04:37 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4880553 @Botswana Meat Commission FC: I started hating everyone that commented on my site, everyone that didn't comment on my site, and all other blogs, plus most of the animal kingdom.

norbizness

]]> 3:372392:c4880553 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:54:12 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4880349 Way to be, PeteJayHawk. This earns you the equivalent of a plenary indulgence at the next culling.

WadISay

]]> 3:372392:c4880349 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:46:53 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4880309 Too bad they didn't use his other quote:
"No fucking shit, Nancy Drew."

Baltimore Gal

]]> 3:372392:c4880309 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:45:26 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4879931 @Rev. Peter Lemonjello: That should totally be his next account's gimmick.

the tiniest mexican

]]> 3:372392:c4879931 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:32:16 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4878871 @Obamaton: Vomit? Oh, I thought you meant an actual Amy Winehouse video. Sorry.

Scott-san

]]> 3:372392:c4878871 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:58:46 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4878217 @Botswana Meat Commission FC:

True, and the red faced alien guy is MUCH better than all the photos of underaged and probably quite ill young men, too.

terrymct

]]> 3:372392:c4878217 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:38:33 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4878110 I feeling of pride swells within me, and after that Winehouse video, I feel something else swelling...

Obamaton

]]> 3:372392:c4878110 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:34:54 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877812 @Speed Ball: Sure. We can call it "Late Night Snots."

gjdodger

]]> 3:372392:c4877812 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:24:00 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877644 This is fantastic.

Can we have a CNN / Wonkette mixer?

No one can talk to Soledad O'Brien but me. I think she likes me. Soledad, call me OK?

She won't call me.

Speed Ball

]]> 3:372392:c4877644 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:18:06 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877616 @Miss Perception: I just checked with a friend in Buenos Aires: there is a $1,000,000 Argentine Peso reward for anyone reporting the whereabouts of the Scary Gnome (===the Pequena Clinton). That works out to almost $50 U.S. bucks!

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372392:c4877616 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:17:04 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877604 Does this mean I'm allowed to lust after Glenn Beck now?

Naked Bunny with a Whip

]]> 3:372392:c4877604 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:16:42 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877450 @Botswana Meat Commission FC:

I have not seen them, but after reading your comment will carry their presumed image in my mind for all time. Thanks a lot.

lovelyivy

]]> 3:372392:c4877450 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:10:36 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877414 I'm in love with the translator ... call me!

spymoose

]]> 3:372392:c4877414 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:09:17 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877397 Begs the question -- where is our illustrious quoted commenter on this string? Has he shunned us for fame and wealth?? Please allow us to fete your quotability!

NoWukkers

]]> 3:372392:c4877397 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:08:49 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877266 Hey! I just had an epiphany!!! Did it occur to anyone besides me that the Pequena Clinton is that SCARY GNOME that is terrorizing villagers in Argentina! Ken and Jim ought to show a picture of the two of them side by side. I think everyone will agree I am right. MOST importantly: they have that same creepy sideways walk!!! We need to report La Pequena Clinton to the Argentine police right away. I am on it.

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372392:c4877266 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:03:59 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877174 More Amy Winehouse.

sluggo

]]> 3:372392:c4877174 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:00:36 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877076 @norbizness:
What happened to your blog? Are you trying to get out of the fast-paced blogger lifestyle or something?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:372392:c4877076 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:56:45 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877040 @terrymct:
I actually like the crazy red faced alien guy, personally. but i'm a virgin-mary-in-elephant-dung loving deviant.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:372392:c4877040 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:55:03 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4877035 Are you sure that's a Wonkette comment. It sounds way too classy.

elburrito

]]> 3:372392:c4877035 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:54:55 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876970 A long, long time ago, [norbizness.com] , I got mentioned on CNN's Situation Room for my Pat Robertson quotes compendium, and even got a few e-mails from Abby Tatton, leading to a whirlwind, intercontinental romance and untold fame and riches. [www.cnn.com] Or maybe I ate that second Hot Pocket.

norbizness

]]> 3:372392:c4876970 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:53:01 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876941 Hillary needs to take La Pequena Clinton on the road with her in Pennsylvania to bolster her support among the transgender hispanic midget voting block! It could make all the difference in a tight race!

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:372392:c4876941 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:52:11 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876932 @Botswana Meat Commission FC:

at least it wasn't the painting of the idiot girl drinking cough syrup. That imagine screams: "Guys, you are attracted to me and I'm a complete idiot. What does that say about YOU?"

terrymct

]]> 3:372392:c4876932 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:51:45 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876771 Lou Dobbs' leathery nipples, once seen, cannot be unseen.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:372392:c4876771 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:44:53 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876704 @thefrontpage: You're just begging to be banned, aren't you?

Ken Layne

]]> 3:372392:c4876704 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:42:08 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876651 And here I thought Homofascist was going to be the most famous Wonkette commenter of all time.

dmac

]]> 3:372392:c4876651 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:39:38 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876631 You all wait and Jimmy Kimmel's going to follow up with "I'm Fucking Serolf Divad."

drugman

]]> 3:372392:c4876631 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:38:42 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876541 CNN: How about reporting more news, conducting more journalistic investigations, doing more research, covering more hard news, and having less blabbering-idiot talking heads on yer little network thing there? Report that!

thefrontpage

]]> 3:372392:c4876541 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:35:36 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876535 I was once famous on a Post Office wall.

JamesMichaelCurley

]]> 3:372392:c4876535 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:35:16 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876458 CNN quote this: I feel so horny.

ChocoTaco911America

]]> 3:372392:c4876458 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:32:25 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876269 CNN pays attention to Wonkette? Okay, that explains some things, even though I wish it didn't.

SayItWithWookies

]]> 3:372392:c4876269 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:25:46 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876231 The Gawker Artist also got his big break.. and used it to convince half of middle America that art should be banned.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:372392:c4876231 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:24:18 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876066 Pete: Congrats.
CNN: I want that 2:#7 of my life back.

Civil Negligence

]]> 3:372392:c4876066 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:17:34 EDT <![CDATA[Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!]]> http://wonkette.com/372392/wonkette-commenter-famous-on-cnn#c4876037 Case solved. Jeanne Moos is Tony the Tiger.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello

]]> 3:372392:c4876037 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:16:14 EDT