<![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:15:00 EDT Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:15:00 EDT http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4877568 Okay, I watched it (with the sound off, natch), and I have to say "I'd hit it". And I don't even swing that way. Real or no, the girl is the pretteh.

kindofabigdeal

]]> 3:371911:c4877568 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:15:00 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4877436 I haven't watched the video, but appreciate that it is subtitled. Having to listen to tacky lyrics, poor rhyming, and cheesy technopop tends to kill whatever visual enjoyment can be derived from these chestnuts.

kindofabigdeal

]]> 3:371911:c4877436 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:09:57 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4867717 @the tiniest mexican:

I'm with you.

And mad props to the Bubba saxophone solo.

chuchobaby

]]> 3:371911:c4867717 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:43:34 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4867700 I'd invite her to my caucus.

Godless Liberal

]]> 3:371911:c4867700 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:42:50 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4867265 Hahaha, even Obama Girl thinks Chris Matthews is a loser.

I kinda liked it. Haters to the left y'all.

the tiniest mexican

]]> 3:371911:c4867265 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:17:54 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4865479 is it just me or is her heart only half in it this time? did i say heart? i meant boobs. and i meant half out.

homoelectus

]]> 3:371911:c4865479 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:58:52 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4865139 No Whore Diamonds for partisans.

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:371911:c4865139 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:46:39 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4864779 @WadISay: Only if you paid for it. And can someone please pry apart the words "Obama" and "Nation"?

wretched_of_the_mirth

]]> 3:371911:c4864779 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:33:57 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4863249 I selected the little hand option for my cursor and touched her with it. Is that a sin?

WadISay

]]> 3:371911:c4863249 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:44:11 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4862372 @Sir_Walter_Raleigh: It's OK, I always tell furriners that I'm Canadian. Although for a while when I worked in Israel, they were all convinced I was Serbian. I still have no idea why, but I'll assume Hillary could tie it into her Balkan sniper adventure.

superfectablog

]]> 3:371911:c4862372 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:16:05 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4862041 @greatgooglymoogly: I would like her a lot better if she did shut her mouth, because than she would be something better to look at. Until then, she is a WHORE, and therefore shall receive her just compensation for WHORE diamonds.

shortsshortsshorts

]]> 3:371911:c4862041 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:06:01 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4861052 Wow, sure are a lotta people taking this chick seriously. I thought she was just entertainment. Well, all the "carpet muncher," fake tits, no-talent, filthy whore, camel toe comments aside, she's just plain nice lookin'. And if I've learned anything over the years [to paraphrase P.J. O'Rourke], the winning causes always seem to have the nicest lookin' women.

greatgooglymoogly

]]> 3:371911:c4861052 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:32:10 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4860326 Boring. I'm bored.

Jimbo

]]> 3:371911:c4860326 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:06:21 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4860251 @ Miss Perception: I don't think a hunkey Hillary dude is going to cut it. From what I saw here on Wonkette, Obama Girl is a complete fraud and actually a carpet muncher.

widget07

]]> 3:371911:c4860251 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:03:32 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4859875 @superfectablog: It's because of people like you that I am not proud of my country.

Sir_Walter_Raleigh

]]> 3:371911:c4859875 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:51:25 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4859763 From the side, I'll admit, those hot air balloons looked pretty convincing. But anyone whoring herself so relentlessly (look, I'm famous! tee hee!) probably went under the knife in junior high.

Wait a couple years. When she hits the wall and tries to make up with surgery, she'll resemble the freaky alien from "American Dad."

CthulhuForPresident

]]> 3:371911:c4859763 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:47:31 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4859381 At the 00:28, mark this turns the hottest video Hillary has ever been in. I was hoping that was a lean in.

SuperRounder

]]> 3:371911:c4859381 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:33:31 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4859165 Oh well naturally the music/vocals stink, but if you focus on the visual imagination and technical stuff involved, it's actually quite good. I'm particularly enamoured of the Bubba sax solo. Still, St. Barack is right to reject and denounce.

sezme

]]> 3:371911:c4859165 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:25:07 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858828 @moff: What? Seriously? Whew, that's good to hear. I thought they were going to poison our asses with poisonous gases.

Now we just need to find some Tape of Love to reunite the Democratic Party.

DirkLeisure

]]> 3:371911:c4858828 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:12:20 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858659 @elburrito: Eh, they look real enough. I'm something of an expert in this field, having formerly been one of those small-but-super-busty people. After my reduction, people treated me like my IQ had gone up about 100 points. I don't think it will help in her case.

superfectablog

]]> 3:371911:c4858659 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:05:41 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858510 @Miss Perception: I'm not sure the Dell dude did enough bong hits to support Hillary, but perhaps he needs some scratch to fix his jones?
[www.thesmokinggun.com]

Advocatus_Diaboli

]]> 3:371911:c4858510 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:59:23 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858381 Obama girl is a filthy whore. filthy down there. 5 diamonds, and a check for STD's even after you wear a condom.

Jasen_Comstock

]]> 3:371911:c4858381 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:54:51 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858342 ...her chest is so hypnotic I didnt even realize my ears were bleeding :)

AngryBlakGuy

]]> 3:371911:c4858342 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:53:52 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858237 @Poindextrous et al.:

Great critiques, geniuses. Does Flight of the Conchords confuse you too? "It's not really the distant future! Those guys aren't robots!"

Honestly, if you guys are taking this video that seriously, Obama Girl is not the one with the problem. This is some funny shit, and the Clooney line was maybe the best part.

moff

]]> 3:371911:c4858237 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:55 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858212 Washington Post, NPR, Daily Kos . . . I hate showboating intellectuals.

wheelie

]]> 3:371911:c4858212 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:17 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858150 @Omnilation's Dog: True. I never watch her stuff with the sound on, it kills the sexy.
And I am all about the sexy. Obama supporters are hotter than Hillary supporters. Ya.

shortsshortsshorts

]]> 3:371911:c4858150 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:47:28 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858102 At 1:39 there is distint camel-toe. Yay, Democracy!

Imapseudonym

]]> 3:371911:c4858102 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:45:35 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858085 @elburrito: What? Look, I can say from personal experience that Hil's tits are real.

God's Noitalinmo

]]> 3:371911:c4858085 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:45:00 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858055 oof "Even George Clooney, and he's so sexy as well." Killer copywriting.

I kept getting distracted...listen to the lyrics...BOOBS...listen to the lyrics....BOOBS....lyrics...BOOBS...lyrBOOBS...BOOBS...BOOBS.

Poindextrous

]]> 3:371911:c4858055 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:43:57 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858053 It's much better with the sound off.

God's Noitalinmo

]]> 3:371911:c4858053 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:43:53 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4858031 She's hot and all, but this song stinks... It's like that REO Speedwagon song "I can't Fight this Feeling ANymore."

smallarmsy

]]> 3:371911:c4858031 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:43:02 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857922 No WAY those are real.

elburrito

]]> 3:371911:c4857922 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:39:08 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857914 I'm thinking she's at least 4 diamonds; 5 if she keeps her mouth shut.

Citizen Kang

]]> 3:371911:c4857914 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:38:49 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857678 Don't download this to your ipod or the hard drive will melt!

ak-lib-inseaofGOP

]]> 3:371911:c4857678 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:30:03 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857652 I like my 'Quit and Boff' strategy better. Also, it has more of a chance of succeeding.

TGY

]]> 3:371911:c4857652 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:29:15 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857625 They were actually doing a story about Barack Obama on Access Hollywood last night. That's when I realized he really is going to win.

Spence

]]> 3:371911:c4857625 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:28:32 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857604 Clinton Dude? I thought that position was already filled by Jeff Garlin impersonator Mark Penn!

norbizness

]]> 3:371911:c4857604 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:27:49 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857530 David Brooks just wants her to die, too. But he doesn't have the rack to go with it.

codfish

]]> 3:371911:c4857530 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:25:22 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857481 Perhaps if Obama girl had taken the time to vote, this contest would already be over.

thedecider

]]> 3:371911:c4857481 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:23:51 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857482 Hillary needs to respond to Obama Girl by hiring a hunky Hillary Dude to win over the female youth vote. That guy from the Dell commercials needs work from what I have heard. Hire him!

Tony the Tiger IS BACK

]]> 3:371911:c4857482 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:23:51 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857471

OreGONE

]]> 3:371911:c4857471 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:23:23 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857449 Awful, truly awful. But she does have a big rack.

Pupster

]]> 3:371911:c4857449 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:22:32 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857319 To be fair -
After watching that video, I am sure she wants everyone to die.
I know I wanted to.

feelclose

]]> 3:371911:c4857319 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:17:32 EDT <![CDATA[Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die]]> http://wonkette.com/371911/obama-girl-just-wants-hillary-to-die#c4857296 Ashley?

ManchuCandidate

]]> 3:371911:c4857296 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:16:32 EDT