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Republican Convention Secretly Sponsored By Hot Porn Studio

dmoisan — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:13:59 EDT

Hopefully, those "cylindrical balloon-animals" weren't previously used. Seriously, were the Clark County organizers so short on funds that they needed to borrow lanyards from "somewhere"? (almost said "hard-up", BAD, no commenting for me!)

I have ordered convention supplies for events myself; the county didn't really need lanyards, they could have gotten something so basic as badge stickers if they couldn't afford lanyards. Or get blank printable badge inserts and a box of plastic holders with the silly little pins that always jab you under the shirt.

dmoisan

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Eac_o_System — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:12:04 EDT

Reasons why 'Big Black Wet Asses 8' are not Conservative enough for the Conservos:

Big: Implies 'Big Government' --- Oh no! That's not good! Big government is eeeeeeevil!

Black: Implies those people who were forced from Africa to do the laundry, and about a half dozen other races that they find insuperior to Caucasian-land.

Wet: Nearly every Socialist Paradise of left voting queer-babies comes from water-facing cities which they can't vote in or something.

Asses: Reserved for themselves.

8: The luckiest number of the Tofu-eating Chi-Coms.

Eac_o_System

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loquaciousmusic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:03:38 EDT

Lexington Steele is a Republican? Well, knock me over with a feather!

loquaciousmusic

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Gopherit — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:31:14 EDT

This had to be a mistake. If the conventioneers really meant to be shilling for a porn site, it would be the one producing Big Black Cocks 8.

Gopherit

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AngryBlakGuy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:29:14 EDT

..."Big Black Wet Asses 8"?! I have a feeling that Bob Allen will be changing his state of residence very quickly.

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sluggo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:17:59 EDT

Did the 12 inch pink dildos attached to the lanyards give any of the attendees pause? Or did they view them as merely Mormon birth control devices? Wondering.

sluggo

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WadISay — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:00:15 EDT

When will it stop? Big Black Wet Asses 8 is not yet in a theatre near me, and already the campaigning for an Academy Award has begun!

WadISay

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Darehead — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:26:12 EDT

And speaking of big GOP wet asses, there were the attorneys general Asscraft, Gonzol-her-ass, and Muke-assy, who gave us that hot sex act, waterboarding.

Darehead

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dmac — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:23:55 EDT

Pfft. That series has gone downhill since #4.

dmac

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kindofabigdeal — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:20:44 EDT

Er, don't you mean Big (NON-WHITE) Wet Asses 8?

kindofabigdeal

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queeraselvis — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:19:56 EDT

I can't believe I missed Big Black Wet Asses 1-7. But then again, I've never been particularly fond of anything featuring Michele Bachman in a leading role.

queeraselvis

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ManchuCandidate — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:16:06 EDT

It's very easy to question the intelligence of a group that made Jim Gibbon Guvinor Drunky McGropey Corruptus extremus.

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Mr.Fox — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:13:58 EDT

In addition to their lanyards, they also found some small cylindrical balloons to amuse the kids! One young Republican noted that his ribbed giraffe felt good against his face.

Mr.Fox

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PolitiPornster — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:12:43 EDT

Republicans and porn go together like cereal and milk or Spitzer and hookers. [www.politiporn.com]

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scotterl — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:01:53 EDT

Told by an illiterate Wonkette commenter.

scotterl

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scotterl — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:59:18 EDT

told by an illiterate wonkette commenter...

scotterl

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scotterl — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:56:48 EDT

The charming story of an illiterate, pillaging, Republican buccaneers having their booty strung up on the lanyard. Arrrrrgh.

scotterl

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Laura Ingalls Wildest — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:56:29 EDT

You know how young starlets have this problem with xxx videos (taken by fleabag boyfriends) suddenly turning up on the internet? I wonder if we'll ever see anything involving, say, a governor of an eastern state.

Not that I'd watch.

Ok. I'd peek for a sec.

Laura Ingalls Wildest

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Darehead — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:52:25 EDT

Of course, GOP are a bunch of Grand Old Porndogs, they're the ones who fucked things up with a Bush, Dick, Colin, Rimsfelt and Cuntyrice.

Darehead

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Dr_Feelquestionable — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:49:10 EDT

Maybe this will held Republicans reach across the aisle to heterosexual sexual predators.

Dr_Feelquestionable

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Serolf Divad — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:47:11 EDT

I'm sure if it had been a gay porn website one of the attendees would have noticed and alerted the organizers to their Freedom Fuckup.*

*"Freedom Fuckup" = Faux Pas

Serolf Divad