Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth - Wonkette Comments

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth

kalm77 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:52:05 EDT

Seriously, you'd DO her...then her gangsta LatinKings type Bro would DO you...

I mean her Bro looks like a mega pimp too.!

kalm77

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ph7 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:15:20 EDT

The $4500 question is answered:

Jason [her for pimp at N.Y. Confidential] noted that the most remarkable (and marketable) part about Ashley is her "awesome" vagina; her "co-workers" called it "the most beautiful vagina on the planet."

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tinam23 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:32:26 EDT

I love how she is holding her tata's up- those puppys must be in bad shape after Spitzie man handled them.

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ReelectTilden — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:42:09 EDT

She's decent looking, but for $4300, she must have some orifice only rich people know about.

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thefrontpage — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:55:11 EDT

Ashley Dupre should run for Governor of New York! Now, that would be funny!

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bess marvin, girl detective — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:18:00 EDT

@Puffington_Horawitz_III: newsflash, most women's boobs sag even some when they are young, especially those with C cups or higher

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BonMot — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:56:12 EDT

5 whore diamonds > Silda.

BonMot

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dwarf74 — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:27:56 EDT

Well, hey, since the New York Post decided to drop the pictures, I figured I'd rar them up for everyone. Should you want to, you know, find new ideas for tattoos or something...

[rapidshare.com]

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DangerousLiberal — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:36:55 EDT

@StevieQ: Her lawyer's been making grunting noises at joornalists and noospapers, telling 'em to cut it out, that the hooker's not a "public figure" and the pix were "private" or something. When you do a big-time politician, honey, you belong to all of us.

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StevieQ — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:35:55 EDT

I guess the Post isn't playing nice, because the links seem to all be broken.

Not that I was looking, or anything.

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CthuNHu — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:09:46 EDT

@WadISay: What is that tatt way below her navel? It looks like a set of instructions.

"Abandon all hope for higher office, all ye who enter here."

CthuNHu

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NBAWRITER1 — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:04:12 EDT

These are the types of Wonkette posts that get Vagina-bel all militant and shit.

Keep up the good work!

NBAWRITER1

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LNCK — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:31:57 EDT

Isn't the New York Post such a classy publication?

LNCK

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Destonio — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:26:40 EDT

I figured they'd just run photos of the Holland Tunnel. Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway ...

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thom803 — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:13:42 EDT

I'm saying she's better than Nell Carter in fishnet stockings, which is what your average prostitute looks like.

thom803

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jagorev — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:38:40 EDT

OMG THE PICTURES DISAPPEARED FROM THE POST WEBSITE PLEASE HELP SOSOSOSOS

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TripsyDaily — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:05:00 EDT

@Harbls: heh...she might want to check that Dr.'s credentials

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StrangelyBrown — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:24:32 EDT

@LittlePig: So then is the cross tat on her handjob hand? Would that sanctify the penis?

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slowhansolo — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:03:25 EDT

Hello, cowgirl in the sand...

slowhansolo

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Gopherit — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:29:27 EDT

@thom803: Haven't been checking out the industry myself, but your saying better 3 diamonds than 3 donuts?

Gopherit

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thom803 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:24:56 EDT

I'd do her over Spitzer's wife any day. For those who think she isn't good-looking enough, do you guys think whorehouses have Charlize Theron or Jessica Alba in the bullpen? No, she's the tops in this industry. Have you seen what's low-end in this industry? Imagine Missy Elliot naked. Now, tell me Ms. Dupre is so bad.

thom803

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afrosister — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:44:37 EDT

@ruzel: yes...let's stop picking on this poor,ugly "HO"... she obviously posing for these classless(and skanky) pics. to put herself through medical school.

afrosister

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shortsshortsshorts — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:20:30 EDT

@ruzel:

I hate to say it, but I think your a Paultard!
I think they should de-regulate murder laws so that people like you wound't rant about such stupid shit, Paultard.

shortsshortsshorts

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shortsshortsshorts — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:18:34 EDT

@Gopherit:
'cause we is. Yee aaa.... Okay now I have slaughter Ruzel.

shortsshortsshorts

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DangerousLiberal — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:17:33 EDT

@PeeJay: Looks to me like she's milking her non-gravity defying breasts, at least in the first shot.

Post sez she's from Wall and Seaside Heights. Like we couldn't have guessed on our own?

DangerousLiberal

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Phurge — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:17:04 EDT

Losing your sympathy? Srsly? You've been treating her like trash right from the get-go.

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Gopherit — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:48:42 EDT

@ruzel: Awesome! You called us righteous!

Gopherit

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LittlePig — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:48:41 EDT

I think you guys are over-reading that 'X'. It appears to be a cross (aka Roman execution device revered by Christians). It's just upside down relative to our viewing angle.

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Triborough — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:36:16 EDT

The photos look like they were the result of a Craigslist posting - "Slutty Jersey Girl with tats needed for erotic photo shoot (no pay)"

Triborough

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ladymacbeth — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:33:38 EDT

@ruzel:

wonkette commentators? prudes?

you are made of sterner stuff than i...

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MC — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:30:13 EDT

@blueinOH: I believe the current exchange rate is 57,784 Ron Paul Liberty Dollars in 1 whore diamond.

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dearest — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:05:18 EDT

Just loose thoughts...

Mantras in Latin??? That's news.

The mom looks younger than the daughter, in a NJ/Soprano way.

4300???? Really? I do get the trashy thing, but, c'mon. I have to tell my girls to upgrade the fees.

dearest

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Yellowbug2001 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:57:05 EDT

Serious question: Is there actually any such thing as a high class whore? If this is what you get for $4200, I'm guessing no.

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redheadedstepchild — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:55:42 EDT

@Pupster: There were pretty quickly comments questioning that investigative work.

What's with all the hate? this doesn't really seem snarky. Everybody Spitzer fans or something?

Maybe it's just cause I'm in a long dry spell, but I think she's pretty.

redheadedstepchild

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demtard — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:51:20 EDT

New York Post, eh? I'm going to bet $20 that by 2010, she'll be running as a Republican for a seat in Congress.

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kudzu — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:50:06 EDT

"Very nice. How much?"
--Borat Sagdiyev

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warmaiden — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:42:23 EDT

Her tattoos help her stay clean? like, they channel the Splooge of Many Men out of her cooter?

warmaiden

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MagnusMaximus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:36:19 EDT

Eliot Spitzer is sitting in a dark bar right now, reading the Post and nudging the salty drunk next to him, saying "I totally hit that, dude."

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tigerpop — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:35:05 EDT

I'm a little surprised that she doesn't actually have a tramp stamp. And why is she holding on to those things like they're not connected to her chest? Christ almighty.

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superfectablog — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:22:44 EDT

@ruzel: Where's the attractive woman? I had a friend in grad school (male) who was making good money as a 'weekend companion' for closeted rich guys, and he seemed to like the 'work,' so if it works for them, why not? I think the issue here is she's clearly not smart enough (nor, let's be superficial here, attractive enough) to be running the show on her own.

superfectablog

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greatgooglymoogly — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:19:59 EDT

@Sleepy: Re the "X" tattoo:

[www.tattoosymbol.com] "Nauthiz Tattoo Symbol - Nauthiz is the Germanic name of this RUNE, also known as need in Anglo-Saxon, naudr in Old Norse, and given the modern phonetic value of 'N.' Its traditional meaning is misery and need."

Pretty much fits the profile.

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ruzel — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:16:43 EDT

And what's with the "Bomb the country forever comment?" You're the one reporting this stuff you indignant moron!

ruzel

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disgustedcitizen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:14:43 EDT

$1,000 an hour!? Ah, come on! I've had better looking women for free.

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ruzel — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:14:14 EDT

Wow. What a bunch of simpering, jealous prudes. I've got money that says that at least half of the people on this insipid, righteous page are pro-choice because they don't want the government making laws "on their body"; but God forbid an obviously attractive woman be allowed to do what she wants with rich men who will fall over themselves to give her money for what they want. God forbid she be allowed to do it *safely* with reasonable regulations. God forbid we can't get over our own sick piety to let an embarrassed man do his job. No we have to point, mock and hurl insults to boot. I'll grant she's no role model and probably not in a healthy place in her life be that's *her* business, not yours. The only twisted thing here is the people who say they are abhorred by such matters and yet keep looking and feel the stupid urge to holler from the peanut gallery. It's pathetic.

ruzel

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WIDTAP — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:13:50 EDT

Title of Picture: "Kristen contemplate the ravages of gravity, time and Spitzer"

WIDTAP

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dezeinstein — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:13:11 EDT

@PeeJay: looks like she is milking herself in that first photo.

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Blue387 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:13:08 EDT

Eliot dumped Silda for this?

Blue387

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blueinOH — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:04:44 EDT

Maybe this has already discussed somewhere, but how many whore diamonds are equal to Ron Paul Liberty Dollars?

blueinOH

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GettinSome — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:58:34 EDT

The tats aren't so fresh, but I think this chick is smoking hot! The tatoo on her stomach looks like it says "turtle salad". I wouldn't pay $4000 for her, but I'd definitely break one off in her for $250.

GettinSome

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J05H — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:55:32 EDT

@Doglessliberal: 105 is baloney, but that could be 22 and living hard. Want to see a trainwreck? Check her out at 35, if she really does the whole crack-meth thing. Those $1000 jobs will really quickly become $20 ones.

Is the X tattoo a "straight edge" thing? What it really looks like is a prison tat. Not sure about the others, but the dragon is the best of them even if it's just flash.

J05H

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Harbls — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:53:03 EDT

@TripsyDaily: Actually, turns out that photo shoot was an instructional on checking for breast cancer.

Harbls

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Flatus-The-Elder — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:52:34 EDT

I'd do her. How much? Never mind.

Flatus The Elder

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Sleepy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:44:33 EDT

@Lazy Media: awesome, thank you -- that kind of forethought really looks good at job interviews. she's going places!

Sleepy

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TripsyDaily — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:40:07 EDT

What the hell is she doing with her boobs!!!?? Looks like she is either cupping jello or pulling taffy - either way Not. Nice.

TripsyDaily

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Yellowbug2001 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:18 EDT

@Theodore_Mobius: She's nothing if not consistent.

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pendergastmachine — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:08 EDT

@Jihad2BU: They were going for the American Apparel look. You know, but with fewer sweat bands and Tyvek track jackets.

pendergastmachine

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aardvark_gumbo — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:37:49 EDT

How long ago was the "boat pic" of her taken, anyway? Did she get ALL of those tatoos afterward? I don't see how you could miss the forearm tatoos in that picture, and you should probably be able to see some of the waist/bikini line tattoo also (see NYP pic #8).

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Lazy Media — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:35:22 EDT

@Sleepy: That's her Manson family tat. Like Charlie, she has x-ed out the squares.

If she goes to prison, that can quickly become a swastika in order to attract influential friends.

Lazy Media

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AndyObserver — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:34:26 EDT

Celebrity is a short-lived business in this culture. Her transition from high-priced call girl to low-rent whore is already well underway.

AndyObserver

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shortsshortsshorts — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:30:49 EDT

Milking what, her teeet?

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Andyourlittledogtoo — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:24:00 EDT

My God. All the sympathy I had for this girl is gone.

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Sleepy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:11:25 EDT

the main thing i do not get in all this is that "x" tattoo on her hand -- what's that about?

Sleepy

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Theodore_Mobius — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:09:44 EDT

Despicable. How could she so brazenly try to turn her ill-gotten notoriety into fame and fortune like some sort of cheap ... oh wait.

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outadbeltway — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:06:01 EDT

@Dave J.:
"Look, if you're a guy like Spitzer, you're surrounded at all times by upper-class women. I think the fact that she was kind of trashy was the point. He wanted to bang some hot, trashy, young ass. Really not much more complicated than that."

Careful Dave, you're projecting !

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sugartitties — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:05:35 EDT

Is it just me, or is it kind of odd that she isn't being investigated or going to jail or something? If whoring is illegal, can't NYPD do something to stop the fruits of her whoredom and continued figurative whoring?

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schvitzatura — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:04:47 EDT

tutela volui

tutela = gods who look after or guard a particular place or community...

volui = perfect tense singular indicative of velle (to wish)...

She'd have been better off putting Ennin Durin aran Moria. Pedo mellon a mino on her vestibule...

schvitzatura

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Btwbfdimho — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:03:20 EDT

In seemingly unrelated news, NASA in California has a Space Telescope named Spitzer, and Spitzer's eyes are Perfect for Spotting Diamonds in the Sky!
[www.spitzer.caltech.edu]

LSD: Laughing at Spitzer with Diamonds.

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catmybunny — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:01:21 EDT

Between the lighting and the awkward poses - they are deliberately making her look as ugly as possible. Girl needs a good agent or at least a good publicist.

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catmybunny — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:59:41 EDT

Fcking Vultures.

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mrveryhard — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:57:24 EDT

way too Port Authority for my taste, but, to each his own...

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greatgooglymoogly — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:53:16 EDT

Ahhh ... speculation, conjecture, pure guesswork. Our fascination with this woman(?) mirrors the thrall in which she held Spritzer and who knows who else.

The "Emperor's Club," though, is the real story. This supposed "Billionaire Bastion" of sex and (probably) just about anything else you want is the playground of several powerful men and, for all we know, women, too. Ol' Bill's been out of the limelight for this kind of thing for awhile now. Elliot's a Clinton supporter isn't he? Bill hangs out with incredibly rich and powerful people who, presumably, still like to fuck. Bill probably still likes to fuck. So I wonder, where'd the Luv Guv ever hear about this place?

Pure guesswork. It will be interesting to see if anything else comes of this. (Not holding my breath, though.)

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ohiolobbyist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:50:34 EDT

@herPez Hilton: Where are the pics of mom?

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Gopherit — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:43:14 EDT

@polar_bear: Yeah, you see her mom? She's a walking vaginoplasty.

Gopherit

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bitchincamaro — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:41:55 EDT

Well, it's Friday. By Monday, we won't be able to remember her name(s). By Tuesday, salivating begins in anticipation of the next filthy whore scandal, guaranteed to titilate. Can't wait. Ugh.

bitchincamaro

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outadbeltway — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:40:46 EDT

Is it any wonder that AlQuida types, sexually repressed for GENERATIONS, go bonkers and want to bomb us when they see this crap? On-the-other-hand maybe they just really need to get laid . . .

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bambu — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:39:55 EDT

With all due respect to Ultramk, am I the only one looking through these photos and thinking drag queen?

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policonoclast — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:39:11 EDT

Something about her big nose and the ink just make me think trashy New Jersey hooker.

bad move, too - she should have held out for a slick magazine.

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CthulhuForPresident — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:38 EDT

@Harbls: Good show, sir! Still ... slutty is the new pretty.

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polar_bear — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:23 EDT

Umm, I think we should cut her a little slack, she DID grow up near the Jersey Shore. Her role models were probably a bunch of banged-out guido skanks.

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Gopherit — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:35:09 EDT

@Whattheheck: Yeah, no kidding. I was amused by the first couple of posts, but, really, what the hell is interesting here? A girl who's as spent as Paris Hilton without the fortune, who will be doing c-list celebrity garbage a year from now. I feel that sad, twisted pity for her I always do for someone too stupid and greedy to know not to get in these situations in the first place.

What I'm wondering is where are all the pictures of Rupert Murdoch with his stable of whores.....and no, not the Fox News anchors.

Gopherit

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wanderlust — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:34:56 EDT

also, Silda is SO much hotter.

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wanderlust — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:33:47 EDT

If you have tattoos in Latin, you must be intellectual, right?

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ultramk — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:33:45 EDT

What are you guys gonna complain about next, that she has sharp knees?

Having spent my share of time in strip clubs, I can tell you that the snapshot-visual doesn't really tell you anything about the quality of the experience: a "somewhat pretty" girl with a super-engaging attitude/energy is 10x more entertaining than a veritable goddess who is obviously bored and hating what she's doing.

With that knowledge, I would assume this girl is a phenomenal lay.

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WadISay — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:33:08 EDT

@herPez Hilton: What is that tatt way below her navel? It looks like a set of instructions.

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oldted — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:29:49 EDT

It's only fair reporting that we see seductive pictures of Silda as well...

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Harbls — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:29:47 EDT

In pic #5, she looks like she has a dick, and is not particularly feminine-looking in a number of them.

I am officially no longer jealous of pre-scandal Spitzer. He walked into a Mercedes dealership and drove out in a Daewoo.

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herPez Hilton — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:27:41 EDT

Jeez.. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Her mom can't take a picture without showing off her boobs, either. LOVE Mom's Mystic Tan cleavage in Granpda's ear at a nice family dinner.

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capitol-hillbilly — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:27:38 EDT

poor girl. fuck rupert murdoch.

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CthulhuForPresident — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:27:16 EDT

@herPez Hilton: They removed that hot cheek scar she got from a surly John. So why not go all out and fix that crooked Coke vaccum too?

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JohnGorenfeld — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:26:17 EDT

oops, sorry for the repeat

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Doglessliberal — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:25:41 EDT

again, I am saddened by the clear misreprentations on the Emperor's Club site. 105 pounds is complete baloney. 22 years old seems a huge stretch, though her face and body might reflect some hard living. But as someone noted the other day, if you can't get truth in advertising on a prostitution website, then, really, where are we as a society?

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JohnGorenfeld — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:25:30 EDT

This audio clip from "Jade" seems apt. "One of those guys was the governor!"

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collegestudent — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:25:04 EDT

My favorite part of the photo shoot is that the Post gave up on captions by photo 10. I took them nine captions to realize all the needed to say was "Naked Hooker" and they would get all the page views they needed.

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JohnGorenfeld — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:24:20 EDT

"One of those guys...was the governor..."

This audio clip from the David Caruso vehicle "Jade" seems apt.

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Whattheheck — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:22:42 EDT

Well, I must say, I've had my fill of Wonkette sex this week. Maybe we can put Kristen and her sexploits to bed now?

No wait. We have to wait for her 15 minutes of Playboy exposure.

Whattheheck

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herPez Hilton — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:22:10 EDT

Before and after airbrushing visual aid:

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By the way, what do you call an Emperor's Club hooker that likes giving blowjobs? Kneel Diamonds!

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Pupster — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:21:50 EDT

@Pupster: This is also with the revelation that she is in fact 32, not 22, according to serious investigative team at NYMag.

She's allowed to do what she wants, of course, but whoever surrendered the family photos should be shot.

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Senator Boomdog — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:21:08 EDT

That's not going to age well.

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upthedownstream — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:20:39 EDT

Thank you for that shortshortshorts.

I had completely forgotten.

Which one of his daughters do you think she looks like?

Anyone? Anyone?

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bambu — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:18:59 EDT

Okay, just googled Contact Press Images. Founding member: Annie Liebowitz.

Ka-ching! Three and a half Whore Diamonds!

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CthulhuForPresident — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:18:51 EDT

With a big, fat vag tat, it's amazing that she wasn't already doing gangbang porn. This wasn't a federal sting, it was an intervention!

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PeeJay — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:17:59 EDT

How is she "milking" anything? These pictures were taken months ago and I'm willing to bet she's not getting an extra cent for having them published now.

Who's milking what here? And where did all this self-righteous bullshit come from?

PeeJay

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DirkLeisure — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:25 EDT

The New York Post's Photo Shoots: Making Hustler spreads look classy since 1974.

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shortsshortsshorts — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:12 EDT

@upthedownstream:

She admitted it herself on her Myspace page. I think it went something like this:

"I love meth-crack. I take heroin with my cheerios and masturbate to pictures of myself, while on drugs."

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Puffington_Horawitz_III — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:02 EDT

Ah, a Jersey girl with a butterface, sagging boobs and jail-house tattooing on her hands. That's why we big spenders are so known for our taste as well.

I hear some people think she looks like Sandra Bullock. I couldn't agree more.

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palmbeachmaven — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:14:20 EDT

Are you sure that Dupre got paid for these photos? They were taken by Wesley Mann in early 2007 but appear to be owned by Contact Press Images which, if you notice, is stamped on the pix.

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herPez Hilton — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:13:58 EDT

I love comparing pictures 14 and 20. You know you're posing for a reputable publication when they publish pictures of you both BEFORE and AFTER airbrushing.

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Pupster — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:13:43 EDT

@shortsshortsshorts: I give. I no longer have so much sympathy.

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CthulhuForPresident — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:12:01 EDT

Kristen-Ashley, light of my life, whore diamonds of my loins.

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ballin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:09:25 EDT

I like to think that she saved Latin. Whatd you guys ever do?

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Tribeca_Hilton — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:08:42 EDT

You guys are way harsh. I happen to know the photographer who snapped these pitchers, and his portfolio boasts some really impressive mugshots.

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bambu — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:08:40 EDT

My favorite is the "X" tat on her hand. What did that cost her? In the midwestern cow town I was raised in we could make that tat with a good sharpie.

Dumbest whore ever

bambu

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Baiowulf — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:07:26 EDT

Um, if I were her brother, I would be mighty pissed to have my face in the Post, especially with a cheesy-ass JC Chasez lip-strip on my stupid smiling face. As for her "unnamed relative" and "unknown baby" and "depends-crapping grandpa," I just feel sick. The Post should just be incinerated, and I want wash my skin with turpentine to get off the evidence I clicked thru that shit. Fuck Rupert Murdoch with the Devil's thorny dick for realz.

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badco/LoJ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:06:55 EDT

@Dave J.: Sure, but why can't he fap to GodsGirls like the rest of us?

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herPez Hilton — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:06:53 EDT

@Black_Flame: "As for Tramp Stamps-- all of her tatoos are pretty good actually, and it's nice to have something to look at..."

Right, cause at $4300 an hour, who has time to look at her face, boobs or vagina.

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herPez Hilton — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:04:52 EDT

@ohiolobbyist: The dragon represents the latent herpes virus that could break out and snap at anyone that comes near... the drugs she's not supposed to be doing.

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independentthinkerdude — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:04:22 EDT

Not to be sexist, but I can't believe Spitzer threw away his entire career for this. What a douche.

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bambu — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:03:37 EDT

Wait, are you implying she posed for these photos for the Post? Well however Murdoch's rag got them, she just managed to half her asking price for Penthouse or Playboy.

Maybe this is why whores need pimps?

bambu

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upthedownstream — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:02:51 EDT

Can someone explain the "Dope Fiend" part? I didn't see that article.

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upthedownstream — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:01:56 EDT

She is officially a WHORRIBLE person.

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Plato_to_Nato — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:00:44 EDT

Jeez, she really is a skanky moll, and apparently she's getting skankier by the minute. (As the snobby folks say: "Bridge and Tunnel.") But seriously, on the technical side, it appears that the New York Post photographer either smoked up with her before the shoot or else is partially blind and/or retarded. But -- and this is a possibility -- perhaps he is a genius who intentionally did the shoot badly to make the whole thing even more seedy? Why would you do that?

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shortsshortsshorts — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:59:38 EDT

To all of you who "felt sorry" for her, please eat my shortsshortsshorts.

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TheRainWhisperer — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:58:49 EDT

Every time I see a pic of this gal, she loses another whore diamond in my heart. And my heart is like Sierra Leone with the whore diamonds, people!

TheRainWhisperer

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MARCdMan — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:58:18 EDT

@Jihad2BU: It's the NY Post, a stairwell is upscale for them, they usually do shoots like this in back alleys or bus station bathrooms.

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spangledangel — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:57:29 EDT

Doesn't Spitzer realize that if he wanted to fuck some Bridge-n-Tunnel, all he's have to do is go to Cheetah Club on a Saturday night and say, "I'm a producer"?

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bess marvin, girl detective — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:57:15 EDT

while i can understand why she would want to get money in this situation, i must say that i too am losing all sorts of sympathy for kristen-ashley-alexandra.

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NotNotLickingToads — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:54:46 EDT

Yeah, it was kinda funny to hear all these "prostitution experts" going on and on about how there is no difference between this lady and a common street walker doing tricks for a 20 spot and so forth and so on.

The problem is that they totally dismissed the fee involved, saying that others use the high fee to rationalize the behavior. While some elements might be equal, in this case, methinks the hooker is less of a victim.

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marcelparcells — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:54:45 EDT

I like that dress! The newprint makes it say, "I'm newsworthy, but I'm still a whore!"

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Black_Flame — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:53:35 EDT

This looks like some art photo shoot for some NYU grad who wants to think he's 'Edgy' and 'Gritty.'

As for Tramp Stamps-- all of her tatoos are pretty good actually, and it's nice to have something to look at... adds a certain ambiance if you will...

Not to mention, she was only a 3 diamond girl...

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NoWireHangers — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:52:46 EDT

"She's hobnobbed with hip-hoppers like P. Diddy."

slobbed the nob? gobbled nob?

First you had actresses/singers/celebutards co-opting hookers by posing naked in the cliched "my hands are holding my breasts" shot. Now real-life hookers are doing the same. The circle of life is complete.

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PeeJay — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:52:40 EDT

Nice rant. Mom, is that you?

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God's Noitalinmo — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:51:56 EDT

Wow, even whore diamonds have become inflated. It used to be that three whore diamonds could get you a disease and tattoo free skank.

If your assets are in whore diamonds or dollars, it's time to invest something a little bit more secure, like mortgage backed securities.

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Seanibus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:50:38 EDT

These pictures are oddly unsexy.

But then again, so is Eliot Spitzer, so I guess we're all even.

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bambu — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:50:28 EDT

You marry the girl from Harvard. You destroy your career and the faith of the people with the tatted-out tramp from Jersey who doesn't even know what her own governor looks like. There's a Springsteen song in there somewhere. Sorry, Bon Jovi?

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Lazy Media — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:50:28 EDT

Hater. Srsly, you yuppie dweebs and your fantasies about expensive hos. It's all marketing, dood. REALLY classy girls from the upper crust who read Kierkegaard? They hardly ever fuck just for money, and the ones that do don't need to be pimped out on a website by a cut-rate Joe Francis.

Good for her. She's a moderately pretty Jersey girl with a bad job, and now she's making some money through wholesale prostitution instead of retail. I'm sure some pimp/boyfriend will eventually get it all, but at least she'll get her 15 minutes.

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marSF — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:50:17 EDT

Those photographs are so shitty it is hard for me to look at them. You would think that in NYC they could find a decent photographer, not one that appears to have dragged her into the basement to photograph her against a wall lit by CFLs.

This girl must really be stupid. I think Eliot should be forced to pay for her education in return for his night of forbidden pleasure.

marSF

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Aurelio — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:49:40 EDT

I am demoting her to two Whore Diamonds.

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marcelparcells — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:49:31 EDT

I like that dress. What with the newsprint on it and all, it says, "I'm newsworthy, but I'm also a whore."

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msvajr — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:49:24 EDT

She is a hot mess! She gets three diamonds? What does one diamond get you, Janet Huckabee?

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DeliveryDevice — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:46:56 EDT

It's Christmas in March!

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rockogre — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:45:03 EDT

Boy, you usually expect to get something for your money. She must have made up for it with enthusiasm cause she looks like any cheap tramp off the street. Spitzer must really be a dumb bastard in some respects. What kind of morons pay these kind of prices for what looks to be Wal-Mart priced goods?

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loquaciousmusic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:44:43 EDT

I'm sure this will help her singing career!

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ballin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:44:21 EDT

"Dupre is covered with several tattoos in Latin and Arabic, which are said to be mantras to help her stay clean." Because I always look at my upper crotch before doing a line of coke.

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Rev. Peter Lemonjello — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:43:22 EDT

I would have thought the Emp's Club would have branded their whores' hands with a diamond.

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GaCracker — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:42:54 EDT

Skank.

I wouldn't do her with Cankles McGee's dick.

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ohiolobbyist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:42:20 EDT

"The tattoos are in Latin and Arabic, mantras which help her stay clean." Yeah, also, the GIANT fucking DRAGON on her shoulder. Does the dragon help her stay clean by threatening to crawl out of her skin and eat her if she gets high?

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Hart88 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:42:08 EDT

Meh. Nice rack, but $4300? Does that come with a flat-screen TV?

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Serolf Divad — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:41:07 EDT

No matter how sordid the scandal, Murdoch's boys never disappoint in showing that they're far trashier.

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jse82 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:41:05 EDT

oooh, her expression in that photo is so deep and pensive... She is, like, the most thoughtful hooker I know.

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Dave J. — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:37:53 EDT

Look, if you're a guy like Spitzer, you're surrounded at all times by upper-class women. I think the fact that she was kind of trashy was the point. He wanted to bang some hot, trashy, young ass. Really not much more complicated than that.

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Jihad2BU — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:25:38 EDT

Did they shoot this is a stairwell?

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