<![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:36:11 EDT Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:36:11 EDT http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4615027 I love ANY black republican. It shows a thickness of mind that is admirable.

moondancer

]]> 3:365588:c4615027 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:36:11 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4612896 @baxterthepug: If he were 3/5s of a person, that would make him 7/8s more of a person in my eyes.

Godless Liberal

]]> 3:365588:c4612896 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:09:47 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4612219 @Aurelio: Does Alan Keyes really want to restore the constitution and be only 3/5 of a person? He must have low self esteem.

baxterthepug

]]> 3:365588:c4612219 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:30:39 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4612069 @poodledog: Aside from Michigan had a useless primary, not a useless caucus, I guess that was my biggest mistake.
@Aurelio: It's that kind of rhetoric that keeps people from going the third party route. I can not wait for the two-party system to end ... but the Constitution Party would be change you can ONLY believe in.
@DryFact: They rejected you at the Huffingtonpost for your magnum opus?!? What jerks! I would have thought they would have thrown out somebody for saying that Arianna has a fake accent...



Eac_o_System

]]> 3:365588:c4612069 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:52:32 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611991 @Eac_o_System: I thought Kucinich admitted to being extra-terrestrial.

poodledog

]]> 3:365588:c4611991 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:30:34 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611771 christ, whatever happened to taking the weekend off?

Sleepy

]]> 3:365588:c4611771 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 16:42:04 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611761 @poodledog: I know ... who would go to a caucus and vote just for nobody?!? Dennis Kucinich should have gotten more votes because ... you'd be voting for a human being! Chris Dodd was also an option.

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:365588:c4611761 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 16:39:58 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611574 Three 100%s? That's like Saddam Hussein results.

elburrito

]]> 3:365588:c4611574 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:59:41 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611569 Same ballot design Hillary used in Michigan.

poodledog

]]> 3:365588:c4611569 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:59:07 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611505 Fun fact: Alan Keyes got 38 percent of the vote in his first Maryland Senate run in 1988. He hasn't gotten that much of a percentage of the vote since!

I dunno if that's true, but it seems likely enough that I don't feel like checking to see if he got 45 percent in the race for dog catcher last year or whatever.

dmac

]]> 3:365588:c4611505 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:44:25 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611504 From the Constitution Party Website: "Join the Constitution Party in its work to restore our government to its Constitutional limits and our law to its Biblical foundations." [www.constitutionparty.com]

"Biblical foundations"? Uh, would that be Sodom and Gomorrah?

Aurelio

]]> 3:365588:c4611504 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:44:16 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611120 @Botswana Meat Commission FC: In the Library of the Constitution Party, with the Rope that Jim has given them to hang themselves, from a hook holding a portrait of Colonel Ambassador Alan Keyes!

broken.yellow.fangs

]]> 3:365588:c4611120 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:27:21 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4611026 Where the fuck am I? What's going on?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 3:365588:c4611026 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:04:53 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610787 @Aurelio: and well-spoken.

elijah_dukes_mayonnaise

]]> 3:365588:c4610787 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 13:04:35 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610484 @Dr. Spaceman: Will Smith,you ninny.

BluntObjects

]]> 3:365588:c4610484 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:38:35 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610293 @Di's Muslim Kid: As an alternative, perhaps we could take up a collection to send him to a mini-course on "How to Have a Lasting Friendship with your Delete Key, Now and Forever."

Darehead

]]> 3:365588:c4610293 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:17:17 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610260 @BluntObjects: So he's Morgan Freeman?

Dr. Spaceman

]]> 3:365588:c4610260 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:55:32 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610212 Will someone please send DryFact some super-glue so that he can glue his keyboard keys together. Thanks. That is all.

Di's Muslim Kid

]]> 3:365588:c4610212 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:20:39 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610140


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Dr. Octagon - Blue Flowers

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610140 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:01:11 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610117


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Mogwai - Christmas Steps (live)

And Good Moring!

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610117 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:32:51 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610100


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Good night, Good morning.

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610100 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:13:13 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610092 @Darehead: If I wanted to sleep, I would take Melatonin (available in the vitamin aisle).

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610092 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:00:08 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610090 @DryFact:
Ever tried these?
eszopiclone (Lunesta®)
zaleplon (Sonata®)
zolpidem (Ambien®)

Darehead

]]> 3:365588:c4610090 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:57:41 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610084 [video.google.com]
Cat Power - Metal Heart @ Kool Haus, Toronto

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610084 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:50:01 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610080 If anybody is still up this late ...


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Minn Heima Contest Winner

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610080 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:44:18 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610057 @Aurelio: Obama is a fucking genius. Straight up. Listen to Oprah.

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610057 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:06:16 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610053 I know you're not supposed to say this, but Alan Keyes is a very articulate man. He is completely nuts. But he is very articulate.

Aurelio

]]> 3:365588:c4610053 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:00:07 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610046 @Destonio: Yes, Hillary draws in the retard vote, but Obama isn't so bad himself when it comes to scooping up the retard vote.

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610046 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:42:06 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610034 I was banned from Bartcop. They get very upset when you make fun of Hillary. Very upset.

Photobucket

Destonio

]]> 3:365588:c4610034 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:25:14 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610024 it's 1 AM here and I apologize but I'm going to impose you with a long essay I wrote that got me banned from HuffPo:

this is a draft of an article I'm working on called "Horror and the Philosopher."

HORROR INTRODUCES THE PHILOSOPHER TO POLITICS

The pressing question for me is the problem of horror. This is a philosophical question, not political or ideological. However, the status of the philosopher as a stranger in society is itself political, because that form of life produces new thoughts which may dissent from the State. He is suspected by the State, and he probably even suspects himself. He cannot survive too well in more authoritarian countries, so it is the liberal society that produces the philosopher -- as opposed to the pamphleteer or the polemicist. Liberal society educates him to fear no truth, so he underestimates the danger of thinking, that is, he underestimates his own dangerousness. Of course, education is limited and limiting in its function and its scope, including its responses to the realities of horror in the world, especially the horrors of the State. Nevertheless, the time comes for too many when they are confronted with undeniable unforgettable horror where the State is involved. Then the philosopher can become political, and dangerous to the State or other powerful interests and forces, as his attention is directed to the discovery of a horror that is inseparable with his own identity. Even when the danger is revealed, the habits of thinking and individual autonomy are not accustomed to being overpowered by perceived threats, whether they are cultural threats, threats from individuals or the mob, or threats from the State. (Consider the free-wheeling discussion on blogs and internet forums.)

It is an existential question to ask, What is a monster? Who is a monster? Am I a monster? If there are monsters, must there also be heroes, even heroes who are other monsters? In movies, monsters can be heroic, by defeating an even more horrible monster (like the Predator in Alien vs. Predator, or King Kong). Horror is power dominating powerlessness. Primal injustice. Slavery. Torture. Rape. (Even sometimes prisons.) Situations of no escape, except in the movie where the hero breaks free and destroys the powerful monstrous foe (like James Bond). The sociopath identifies with cruelty and feels no fear or sympathy or horror. In my version of Spinoza's question, does the presence of sympathy for others in oneself and revulsion to horror make someone a better person than the sociopath who feels nothing? Is an act immoral because it disgusts and revolts?

So this is no anarchist polemic. I am also concerned with these related problems: the politics of the mob, the psychology of animal aggression, criminality, gangsterism, domestic violence, and every kind of potential for cruelty in nature and society.

(coming soon ... "HORROR AND MENTAL ILLNESS" and "PROPER RESPONSES TO HORROR")

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610024 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:59:26 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610006 The CP has a class website! I especially enjoyed the "Don't waste your vote" page.

Maybe the other parties will be inspired to add corresponding features to their website such as:
"Help us stop the CIA torturing people" (GOP)
"Why we think the economy's just fine" (DEM)



MarlonSays

]]> 3:365588:c4610006 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:46:05 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4610002


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U.S. Marine saves puppy in Iraq

This is what *really* happened, leebruls.

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4610002 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:44:44 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609992 OK, serious question for world savvy Wonketteers:

Will the David Axelrod mustache become the new fashion for money-connected political operatives?

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4609992 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:36:03 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609989 Only Alan Keyes knows the Secret Formula to beating Barry Obama.
[www.cnn.com]


gjdodger

]]> 3:365588:c4609989 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:31:50 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609985 @Darehead: I don't like forced snarkiness, but I like Wonkette because it basically expresses how I see the world. (I.e., extremely depressing.)

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4609985 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:29:28 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609983 @DryFact: Then we won't get spammed so much when we snark them.

Darehead

]]> 3:365588:c4609983 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:27:45 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609976 @Darehead: The masses don't understand Wonkette.

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4609976 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:24:09 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609972 Since Wonkette is now "the media," I hope this esteemed blog will also keep us informed about the platforms and candidates of all the other important US political parties, the ones we don't know exist until we are inside the little voting booth, like:
[sp-usa.org]
[www.cpusa.org]

Darehead

]]> 3:365588:c4609972 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:21:59 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609965 I never met a Black man who talked as white as Deval Patrick or Alan Keyes in real life, and I lived in Chicago and Oakland. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It was cool when Michael Moore got Alan Keyes to stage dive into a mosh pit. I mean, how can you knock that?

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4609965 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:17:35 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609955 Ambassador?

civan93

]]> 3:365588:c4609955 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:11:24 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609953 I just heard that one of Obama's economic advisers is a member of Skull & Bones, Austan Goolsby.

The irony is, this might actually help Obama against Hillary-McCain.

DryFact

]]> 3:365588:c4609953 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:10:27 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609948 This. This is the most delicious news ever. I would hope this gets play in the big ol' media, but hope is a registered trademark of Obama (TM). So let me just strongly desire that the inestimably crazy Al Keyes winds up tying a log to his car, plowing though the GOP convention during a keynote like the Blues Brothers through that mall, then crawls sobbing out of the steaming wreckage and demands to know "Why don't you love me?! WHY?!" *weep*

Munkles

]]> 3:365588:c4609948 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:04:49 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609910 Vote for Alan. He'll treat you like family.

Sleepswithcat

]]> 3:365588:c4609910 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:37:38 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609889 Hmm.. Maybe the Paultards could go along to this shindig and open up a huge can of whoop-ass on 'em, as a sort of a warm up for the RNC.

Viva Le R-love-ution!

CaptainSwing

]]> 3:365588:c4609889 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:21:07 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609861 It means Alan Keyes is more popular among his own party than Saddam Hussein. So when are we invading Lancaster, Pennsylvania?

SayItWithWookies

]]> 3:365588:c4609861 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:00:07 EDT <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609807 The six qualified candidates are apparently three incarnations of Alan Keyes,which must surely mean he is Rush Limbaugh's Magical Negro.

BluntObjects

]]> 3:365588:c4609807 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:37:45 EST <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609803 I am not asking to rteplace you ... I would just like to know if there will be a replacement for out-going Greg Wasserstrom... Gawker is that media opperation in New York...

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:365588:c4609803 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:37:02 EST <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609728 @Eac_o_System: You're stuck with me forever. Which is gawker?

JimNewell

]]> 3:365588:c4609728 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:03:05 EST <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609673 It means we're going to get a new writer for Wonkette from Gawker... isn't that right?

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:365588:c4609673 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:35:45 EST <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609672 Well to be fair, one of the ex-presidents has an illness. Otherwise Bohdi would surf all over Keyes.

"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."

- Bodhi (aka Patrick Swayze)

fiveinchtaint

]]> 3:365588:c4609672 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:35:30 EST <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609596 It's a one person party.

Hans_Auff

]]> 3:365588:c4609596 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:07:32 EST <![CDATA[BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll]]> http://wonkette.com/365588/breaking-alan-keyes-is-president-of-constitution-party-straw-poll#c4609576 Sounds like only one person voted...

ThatGuyFromNewHampshire

]]> 3:365588:c4609576 Sat, 08 Mar 2008 23:59:56 EST