<![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs - Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs - Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:24:23 EST Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:24:23 EST http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4117746 Too bad republican voters preferred McCain to Romney, I think it's been a bad choice for your Country, I fear it was an even worst choise about the crisis here in Europe and in the Middle East.

orbison

]]> 3:353864:c4117746 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:24:23 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4111881 He does resemble Reagan with the Devo plastic hair, but he lacks the 70+ year old execu-neck turkey waddle.

gpdx08

]]> 3:353864:c4111881 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:39:25 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4111864 Okay, I don't see it yet so I'm service marking the unique usage of the phrase "Mitter the Quitter." (SM)

gpdx08

]]> 3:353864:c4111864 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:36:32 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4111787 With his looks, his money, his power etc etc it is easy to envy Mitt. Until you realize that he has never and will never experience oral sex. Who among us would want to live that life? Poor sap.

jamnew

]]> 3:353864:c4111787 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:26:07 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4109745 Don't forget...he's doing this for the good of the country. If he in anyway contributes to less votes for McCain/Huck (God....shudder...choose someone less repulsive, asshole! Or tear Huck a new one and show him for the lunatic he is, Hil/Obama!)....the terrorists win.

Because Democrats love terrorists.

I guess that's why they chose blue-state Sodom--New York--for 9/11, huh?

Considering how much GOP leaders have exploited the attacks, if they had to happen (and I wish to hell it hadn't)...would have made more sense if it had happened in a red state.

marie123

]]> 3:353864:c4109745 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:02:15 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4108933 @sandu0: We have a winnah!

DangerousLiberal

]]> 3:353864:c4108933 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:55:20 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4108923 @Monsieur_Grumpé: Or asking folks to give you money to repay the $39 mil you borrowed. From yourself. Maybe BH Obama can spot you a bit of the excess $32 mil he just raised. You'd have to spot your sons as collateral; they could "serve our nation" by either (1) working on BHO's campaign or (2) doing a short 18 month tour in Fallujah. Sounds like two shitty choices, right? Kind of like the choice between McCain, Romney, or Hucksterbee.

DangerousLiberal

]]> 3:353864:c4108923 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:54:38 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4105945 I knew it was Mitt Romney's true, secret goal of this election to become president of L.D.S. Mormania!!! I knew it!

Eac_o_System

]]> 3:353864:c4105945 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:49:47 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4105811 Now whose gonna let the dawgs out? who, who, who?

Ptarmigan

]]> 3:353864:c4105811 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:41:20 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4104846 @Stinky Panda: Agreed. That's how I felt...should have put that down instead of implying they hadn't gone willingly. (P.S. I am an angry Democrat...not a scorned fiscal-conservative, stop-feeding-the-fundies Republican).

marie123

]]> 3:353864:c4104846 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:49:54 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4104383 Darn. He was the one with the fun nickname. So long, Mittens!

pixie-stix

]]> 3:353864:c4104383 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:27:09 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4103664 @JOHNNY ZHIVAGO'S CAT:
I am no big McCain fan, but I still doubt he could stomach Rick enough to appear on a podium with him, even to get elected. But you could be right.

purefog

]]> 3:353864:c4103664 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:56:33 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4103121 Oh well I'll just take my quarter billion dollar ball and go get my golden underwear polished. or something...

Doombilly

]]> 3:353864:c4103121 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:36:21 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4102647 What do we have to do to get all the Republicans to drop out?

supremecourtjester

]]> 3:353864:c4102647 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:20:23 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4102598 @purefog: Even scarier thought: Santorum as McCain's VP!

Johnny Zhivago's Cat

]]> 3:353864:c4102598 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:19:13 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4102380 Now he can finance the Clintons' campaign instead. That way he gets to invest his kids' inheritance without the hassle of campaigning himself. Kinda like outsourcing, only different.

MarlonSays

]]> 3:353864:c4102380 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:11:46 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4101155 I hated Mittens but, when I read that his first choice for a V-P was to have been Rick Santorum, I was prepared to drop all and move to D.C. to be Mitt's human shield, if need be.

purefog

]]> 3:353864:c4101155 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:27:27 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4101057 @tonashideska:

Poor little mittens he lost his kittens

Probably shouldn't have strapped them to the top of that SUV. Kittens are lightweight.

Tra

]]> 3:353864:c4101057 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:23:04 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100970 @cank:

My personal favorite will always and forever be "Gosh, I love America!"

Soooooo sorry to see him go.

Tra

]]> 3:353864:c4100970 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:19:40 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100835 @ gjdodger: no one. We don't deserve it. Until the idiots in Lansing figure out that it has nothing to do with the SBT -- that in order to attract high-tech, high-paying jobs, our citizens have a basic education (beyond what will produce passing scores on the MEAP), we will continue to depend on the Big Three and their minions. They will undoubtedly flounder (worse than they have already), and we will undoubtedly whine "why?" and continue to do nothing meaningful about it.

Crazy Broad

]]> 3:353864:c4100835 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:14:39 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100755 And there were five little brothers crying on chairs
And two little kittens
And a pair of acid quittens
And a little toy white house
And a comb and a brush and a signed picture of Rush
And a young candidate from Harvard who's being smoking hash

Goodnight roomnies
Goodnight millions of monies
Good night brokeback cowboys jumping on the mormonies
Goodnight light
And the red balloon
Goodnight bulls
Goodnight bears
Goodnight no so magic underwears
Goodnight kittens
And get the Huckout of here Mittens!















Btwbfdimho

]]> 3:353864:c4100755 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:11:07 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100729 Now Willard will have time to get that giant stick removed from his ass.

marSF

]]> 3:353864:c4100729 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:10:08 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100384 Michigan is a giant MITTen waving goodbye, about to give the upper peninsula a vigorous hand job once the nation turns its eyes away.

Baiowulf

]]> 3:353864:c4100384 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:55:41 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100299 @Pupster:
That WOULD be totally fun. It would also be fun to watch Big Momma Huckabee take on Fembot Cindy McCain in a cage match.


NoReally

]]> 3:353864:c4100299 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:52:24 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100183 The space shuttle just took off. Way cool live video.
No jokes about Romney on board, sorry.

HansDog

]]> 3:353864:c4100183 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:48:32 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100125 @marie123: Wait, Dobson hijacked the Republican party? And here the whole time I thought they had just given it to him.

Stinky Panda

]]> 3:353864:c4100125 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:46:36 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4100121 I think Dem-on-Dem action might even be GOOD for Dem ratings. Shows we've got that old ginger back. Hillary will adopt a Popeye mascot and Obama a Li'l Abner!

Yugugugug....

weazel

]]> 3:353864:c4100121 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:46:30 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099675 This is actually bad news. Now FoxNews will go ape shit promoting Huckabee like he was Jeebus himself. Look for more unreasonable and irrational cheerleading for Huckabee from Coulter and Limbaugh as well. At least it'll be good for a laugh I guess?

DanofromRaleigh

]]> 3:353864:c4099675 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:32:28 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099544 Ugh. Dang it. Now it's just the Dems fighting? Crap. This is both good and bad-good because it's McCain against two Dems, bad because those two Dems are also splitting the liberals. Maybe. I don't know. I think Obama can beat McCain easier than Hill, although McCain did insult Chelsea, and you do not do that. So that might give Hill some righteous fury.

Basically, I live in the South, and people here practically burn her in effigy. It's not those people who worry me so much as the ones who might just stay home because they're not cool with her. And the Republicans who might come out to defeat the "Hilldebeast" or whatever those e-mails call her.

Sigh. I just want clarity on the Dems. It's exciting but it's also making me a nervous wreck.

lalaland13

]]> 3:353864:c4099544 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:27:32 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099441 If Mittens was smart (and vindictive) he should give his delegates to Hucka-turd and make him think he has a chance to catch up with McCain. Watch the whole farce draw out longer and gleefully crow as the two 'friends' tear each other apart.

That would be the fun thing to do.

Pupster

]]> 3:353864:c4099441 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:24:06 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099287 Ah ha ha, that's right Mitt, fuck off!

Now I suppose it'll be McCain/Huck against the Democrats....and unless God or fate hates liberals (as I suspect....fallen Catholic), they will massacre Fuckabee for being a good Christian minister who used his special status to pardon rapists and violent criminals (not just Wayne Dumond) while victims' families and those who understood his pardonees' history SLIGHTLY better got screwed.

I want to put Huckabee in jail, or at least see VP nominee Huckabee torn a new one for being the fundie lunatic moral hypocrite friend of rapists piece of shit that he is.

P.S. It is really sad that the Republican party, hijacked by people like James Dobson, actually considers Huckabee a liberal b/c he feels some duty to address issues other than abortion and gay marriage and to "care for children AFTER they're born", instead of slicing funds for social programs.

Either you're highly pro-birth control/choice or you personally have endless revenue to support every kid born into poverty, hypocritical assholes....

marie123

]]> 3:353864:c4099287 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:19:25 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099282 When Mitt said 'Because size DOES matter' you could practically hear all the men in the room murmuring 'damn straight', 'you betcha', 'oh wait, why is he talking about THAT in public???'

magneticfields

]]> 3:353864:c4099282 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:19:15 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099273 Shit. I wanted to take my kids to visit Double Guantanamo next year.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> 3:353864:c4099273 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:19:04 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099267 "Because I love America...I must now stand aside."

Oh Mittens, you don't love America, you just love our doggy style!

DorothyZbornak

]]> 3:353864:c4099267 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:18:51 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099232 Attention K-Mart shoppers. Due to recent changes in the composition of the Republican presidential race, we can now offer these attractive, oversized foam mitts on special. These are close out items, up to 70% off as we have to move this inventory. Literally thousands of uses: You full figured gals can use these attractive items as disposable diaphragms! Mop up spilled soft drinks! Never reach under a stall divider for toilet paper again! Buy 'em by the dozen!

WildeOats

]]> 3:353864:c4099232 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:17:44 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099213 Don't worry Mitt, somewhere there's an Olympics that needs saving.

Jumpin

]]> 3:353864:c4099213 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:17:03 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099142 "You wont have me to kick around any more".
Bunch of Francais bastards.

HansDog

]]> 3:353864:c4099142 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:14:34 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099058 But he still gets to keep his Silver's, right?

mistersalty

]]> 3:353864:c4099058 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:11:48 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099047 At least his Mexican landscapers can get their jobs back after a long hiatus.

liquiddaddy

]]> 3:353864:c4099047 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:11:34 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099032 Poor little mittens he lost his kittens

tonashideska

]]> 3:353864:c4099032 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:11:02 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4099006 Open letter to Mitt's new dog: If he comes home and says he wants to go on vacation, run as far and fast as you can.

WadISay

]]> 3:353864:c4099006 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:10:17 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098991 How dickish is Mittens? He's claiming he's 'stepping aside for the good of the Party' as though he's actually sacrificing something, when we all know he didn't have a snowball's chance in Mormon hell in winning enough delegates. Four years from now, he'll be playing up the sacrifice angle as though the Party and the country owe him something when in fact he's just a big phony LOSING LOSER.

Pupster

]]> 3:353864:c4098991 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:09:41 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098976 If he had only called for triple-gitmo, we wouldn't have all these problems today.

Jonathan_Fisk

]]> 3:353864:c4098976 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:09:17 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098970 Oh this is fantastic!

Her_royal_Highness

]]> 3:353864:c4098970 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:09:06 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098945 Newsflash: Kolob lifts veil of protection. Terrorists to attack at nine. Story at eleven.

SayItWithWookies

]]> 3:353864:c4098945 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:08:12 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098891 I agree with Reagan that movies were better before people took their clothes off.

Videos...not so much.

weazel

]]> 3:353864:c4098891 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:06:07 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098777 score one for the secular anarchist agnostic atheist islamofascists!

The Neoskeptic

]]> 3:353864:c4098777 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:02:07 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098744 But he was comedy gold!

baxterthepug

]]> 3:353864:c4098744 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:01:19 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098707 oh! he looks like he's been crying! i am weeping. poor mittens! poor, poor mittens :(

bigassbelle

]]> 3:353864:c4098707 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:00:01 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098584 If I were him, I would have put it that he's dropping out of the race to spend more time with his money.

WadISay

]]> 3:353864:c4098584 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:56:29 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098562 I cant wait till Mittens flip flops and gets back in the race.

TheBountifulTeacup

]]> 3:353864:c4098562 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:55:51 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098552 So Mittens. What are you going to do now? How about going around knocking on people's doors when they're sitting down for dinner and asking them if they've read the Book of Morons?

Monsieur_Grumpé

]]> 3:353864:c4098552 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:55:31 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098517 I heard rumor that El Mitto has a bit part in a remake of "Cujo".

JustASimpleCountryPRGuy

]]> 3:353864:c4098517 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:54:17 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098441 Selfless to the end. Thanks for saving us from the terrerists, Mitt!!!!1!

Senator Boomdog

]]> 3:353864:c4098441 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:52:50 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098390 Well great. Now John McCain is going to be president.

katekate

]]> 3:353864:c4098390 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:51:18 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098366 The candidate went home to spend more time with his family, only to find that they had changed the locks.

Sleepswithcat

]]> 3:353864:c4098366 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:50:41 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098352 Finally he can go and get his pores out of hock.

JustASimpleCountryPRGuy

]]> 3:353864:c4098352 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:50:13 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098327 @Incognegro:

You do realize that "I fixed Massachusetts the way one fixes a dog" is just the slogan that would probably have secured Romney the GOP nomination.

Serolf Divad

]]> 3:353864:c4098327 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:49:37 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098308 Sorry Mormons, that thread holding the Constitution was just snipped. Better start in on that year's supply.

Spence

]]> 3:353864:c4098308 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:48:58 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098227 Yea, if you're going to use my joke, at least post the whole vid.

TJBeck

]]> 3:353864:c4098227 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:46:44 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098222 As much as I like seeing Mittens go down in flames, this is a sad day for comedy - that guy was solid gold.

Advocatus_Diaboli

]]> 3:353864:c4098222 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:46:40 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098111 Quitt Romney. Get it? 'Cause his name is Mitt, which sounds like Quit?

Godless Liberal

]]> 3:353864:c4098111 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:43:30 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098059

TJBeck

]]> 3:353864:c4098059 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:41:33 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098051 So has Anne Coulter committed any form of ritual self-mutilation in protest yet? There's not much to work with, I know, but still...

Hart88

]]> 3:353864:c4098051 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:41:14 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098050 This is the best clip you could find? What about where he talks about blacks and pornography? Or when he says that his sons are ready to sign up for the war in Iraq?

cank

]]> 3:353864:c4098050 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:41:13 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098048 @gjdodger: Toyota.

brendastarlet

]]> 3:353864:c4098048 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:41:09 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098040 Does CNN always include the handy, days left in the year countdown? Is 2008 going to be so bad that we need to start counting down the days already?

nowimpissed

]]> 3:353864:c4098040 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:40:40 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4098021 @brenner: There's gotta be some $2/hour immigrant fruit-picking gig right outside Santa Barbara; wouldn't that count?

Lothar_

]]> 3:353864:c4098021 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:40:00 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097994 But who will bail out Michigan?

gjdodger

]]> 3:353864:c4097994 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:39:08 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097971 I like'd-idid when he lost his dignity . . . that was the best part.

popflux

]]> 3:353864:c4097971 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:38:29 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097966 Did he fix MA like one fixes a dog...he really didnt do much. except suck.

Incognegro

]]> 3:353864:c4097966 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:38:13 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097949 Quitter!

Blue387

]]> 3:353864:c4097949 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:37:37 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097922 I guess Romney gets the same e-mails that I do... 'cept I usually delete those e-mails.

Serolf Divad

]]> 3:353864:c4097922 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:36:54 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097915 "Now to all of you, thank you, here."
Ronald Reagan would have never said this, or quit the presidential race.

videogoddess

]]> 3:353864:c4097915 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:36:41 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097881 Now we'll never have that "Reagan Zone of Economic Freedom" that Mittens talked about.

brenner

]]> 3:353864:c4097881 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:35:52 EST <![CDATA[Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs]]> http://wonkette.com/353864/mitt-quits-a-nation-sobs#c4097869 I claim victory in the name of sexy underwear.

Godless Liberal

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