<![CDATA[Wonkette Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/wonkette.com.png <![CDATA[Wonkette Comments]]> http://wonkette.com Sun, 11 May 2008 22:11:46 EDT Sun, 11 May 2008 22:11:46 EDT http://wonkette.com <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change

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audicityofhope

]]> 3:389342:c5641407 Sun, 11 May 2008 22:11:46 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @AxmxZ: Barry should start selling his sperm. I'd sell whatever I could to get my hands on an Obama swimmer.

Can't say the same for Hillz. Poor broad. The woman's only been touched once, and the result was a no-chin, buck teeth, fugly girl who's the spitting image of her mother. Judging by Hillz recent choice of rain gear, I believe we can safely rule out any future chance of her being touched again.

audicityofhope

]]> 3:389342:c5641381 Sun, 11 May 2008 22:07:27 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @Monsieur_Grumpé: She's institutionalized, the poor thing.

WadISay

]]> 3:389342:c5641225 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:42:27 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @amygdala1: @Harvey Birdman: Wait, there are lolcats of medieval religious art on the internet?

ALIVE!

]]> 3:389342:c5641164 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:29:13 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change MARIA is one taco short of a combination plate.

jerseyjeff

]]> 3:389342:c5641127 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:21:57 EDT <![CDATA[God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Crawford Wedding]]> http://wonkette.com/389233/god-sends-his-only-severe-thunderstorm-to-jenna-bushs-crawford-wedding Looks like Cheney decided to attend the wedding. (Looking at the radar.)

SedVictaCatoni

]]> 3:389233:c5641091 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:14:35 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change MARIA B.
Sun, May 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM?
Why aren't you in church?



Monsieur_Grumpé

]]> 3:389342:c5641087 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:13:54 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @baxterthepug: And a year later, a crop of beautiful interracial babies with exotic names!

AxmxZ

]]> 3:389342:c5641076 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:12:29 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change "Modern Generation?" Does she think we're all 18 years old?

Although I do think it's high time for another Summer of Love. Or Hope. Or some such shit.

baxterthepug

]]> 3:389342:c5641071 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:11:48 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @graceless: I think you just answered your own question. ))

AxmxZ

]]> 3:389342:c5641070 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:11:47 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @AxmxZ: What shall we call our new Barrack-umentary?

graceless

]]> 3:389342:c5641029 Sun, 11 May 2008 21:02:33 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change MARIA B.-BABY,LET'S FUCK.I LOVE PSYCHO WOMEN.

SlipperyIsMyLawn

]]> 3:389342:c5640942 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:45:25 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change How do you get divorced before you get married? Must be the PRE-NUP.

WadISay

]]> 3:389342:c5640935 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:44:25 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change So who here is knocked up?Will there be a babyshower?
Exciting news.


102415

]]> 3:389342:c5640865 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:27:07 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change Nadine? Is that you?

sadderbutnowiser

]]> 3:389342:c5640863 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:26:22 EDT <![CDATA[Jenna and George W. Bush Have Very Creepy Father-Daughter Dance]]> http://wonkette.com/389300/jenna-and-george-w-bush-have-very-creepy-fatherdaughter-dance You just know old Georgie had to approve Henry. "Ain't no boy bangin' my Jenna."

This after he went all Cousin Eddie on her.

"But Daddy says I'm the best."

California Mike

]]> 3:389300:c5640844 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:22:31 EDT <![CDATA[Wish Hillary A Happy Mother's Day!]]> http://wonkette.com/389151/wish-hillary-a-happy-mothers-day @Gopherit: sip from the font of the elite? Isn't that Helvetica?

PutinMuscles

]]> 3:389151:c5640839 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:21:47 EDT <![CDATA[Jenna and George W. Bush Have Very Creepy Father-Daughter Dance]]> http://wonkette.com/389300/jenna-and-george-w-bush-have-very-creepy-fatherdaughter-dance

+ Watch video

Tha's right.

RuperttheBear Αλφα και το Ω

]]> 3:389300:c5640835 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:20:30 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change

I am with the anti-globalists.
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Fugly Foam, for profit of course.



Lasthorseman

]]> 3:389342:c5640828 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:18:40 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @ObtuseIntolerant: Mass emigration of rednecks... where to? Maybe a mass suicide instead?

AxmxZ

]]> 3:389342:c5640822 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:16:37 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change @confusionanddelay: You saying we wouldn't?

emcee

]]> 3:389342:c5640817 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:15:33 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change Hey! My premature dementia is only responsible for 3 of my 5 kids born out of wedlock. You apologize to Stonewall and Bobby Lee for that characterization!

FunkyPalmettoBug

]]> 3:389342:c5640810 Sun, 11 May 2008 20:14:58 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change Huh.

The best will be when Obama wins the Presidency and people who strongly object to this move far far away.

Well. A young, Unitarian, liberal, college-educated, biracial single mom who works at a nonprofit can dream, can't she?

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> 3:389342:c5640683 Sun, 11 May 2008 19:53:42 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://wonkette.com/389299/ You know, they hired this guy after passing up someone else that they thought would be 'too controversial' because he had represented Marcos, the Philippine dictator, and Yanukovich the Ukrainian politician that we don't like. Is it really that hard for them to find people who haven't worked for the bad regimes and enemies of the US?

Um, yeah, okay. Kinda answers itself, I guess...

SedVictaCatoni

]]> 3:389299:c5640649 Sun, 11 May 2008 19:48:19 EDT <![CDATA[Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?]]> http://wonkette.com/389342/are-you-part-of-the-pregnantdivorcedmarried-messiah-change Sounds like another squirly attempt to start a "culture war" or some such "hip" and "now" form of bigotry.

When are these people going to give up on their damn fancy code words and get back to good, old-fashion, hard-working white vocabulary like "uppity n****r"? It's like they have no sense of their roots.

nachoproblem

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