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• Stop! You’re Under Arrest For Being A Gay Homosexual Lesbian in Florida
• Arkansas Treasurer Goes To Jail For Extortion, But The Boring Kind
• Yr Wonkette Regrets: An Apologia
• Man Thinks He Killed Breitbart, Wants Money
• Whoops Looks Like Your Wonket Is Getting Sued Again Maybe, But Probably Not (Update: Almost Definitely Not!)
• Sunday Nice Time: TV Minister/Doctor Who Sold ‘Cancer Cure’ Of Suntan Lotion And Beef Flavoring Going To So Much Prison, Hooray!
• Sundays With The Christianists: A Biology Textbook That Explains Science Is Mostly Atheists Making Things Up
• Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can’t Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings