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• With Big Hollywood Feminazi Out Of Kentucky Senate Race, Dems Eye Former Miss America Married To Total Felon
• Of Course Alex Jones Thinks The Government Did That Tornado To Oklahoma, He Is Alex Jones
• Relive Bob Woodward’s Epic Swordfight With H.R. Haldeman In ‘Watergate: The Videogame’
• Tornado Only The Third-Biggest Bag Of Wind In Oklahoma This Week
• True Statements By Democrats Causing Critical Pinocchio Shortage At WaPo’s ‘Fact Checker’