Old News

• Reddit Being So Mean To Oppressed White Nationalists
• Haw Haw, Dumb Jerk Barack Obama Cannot Even Stand A Little Rain, What A Dumb Jerk
• Murderous Charlatan Donald Rumsfeld Still Terrible At Math
• U.K. Has Its Own Elizabeth Warren, But She Yells At Google Instead Of Ben Bernanke (Video)
• Hero Oklahoma Rep. Leads Charge To Save Poor From Eating Food
• Tennessee State Sen. Wreaks Horrific Revenge On Traffic Cam That Nabbed Him Speeding
• Even Conservatives Are Liberal In The Greatest Place Ever, British Columbia
• Pacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In Seattle, June 1!