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• Republican Ninja Congressman Who Cut Consulate Security Wants to Impeach Obama NOW!!!!! For Having Insecure Consulate
• A Profanity-Free Rebuttal To All The Poor Dears Whose Feewies Got Hurted When We Did The Tornados
• Uh Oh Someone Is Politicizing The Tornado In Moore, Time To Get The Pitchforks
• Good News! Massive Killer Tornadoes Just The Normal Kind, Not the Global Warming Kind (Updated)
• Congress Argues Over Whether Bible Allows Giving Free Food to Poors
• Virginia Loses Its Damn Mind, Steals Control of Crazy Train
• Heritage Action Encourages GOP to Stop Doing Their Jobs
• New Poll: Michele Bachmann Already Losing Her House Race