Jared Kushner’s Lawyer Can’t Wait To Fap To Jared’s* NAKED LEGO PORN EMAILS (*Not...

Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!

Will This Nice White Baskets Coach Man Be Able To Explain White Privilege To...

It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.

New York Times’s Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today

How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?

St. Louis: Gateway To The Racists

We spent a month in St Louis and all we got was this face full of tear gas

Did Ivanka And Her Homely Older Brother Try To Have Tiffany Trump ‘Bumped’? WHOA...

FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools.

Alabama Election Day: The Deep Fried Fuckery Edition

Also, too, Steve Bannon is a pretentious nutbag who thinks he's fucking Rasputin.

Donald Trump Scolds Lazy Puerto Ricans For Letting Hurricane Hit Their Island

Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.

Why Don’t These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?

Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For...

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!

Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.

OMG Y’all, President Stupidass Actually Thinks He’s #WINNING This Football Fight

We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
bit of the anthony weiner to this one

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Going To Jail

Oh. How sad.

Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To … Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!

Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.

Loser Trump Losing Culture War To The Big Men Who Play With Balls

Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25,...

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Kneeling is SO disrespectful!

TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)

Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!

Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown...

Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.

Homeland Security Just Took A Year To Tell States They Got Hacked By Russia....

The Department of Homeland Security decided it might be a good idea to tell states they'd been hacked. You think?

The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Declare Sex Dolls ‘The New Standard Of Beauty’

In which some Men Going Their Own Way have weird things to say about the face of a sex doll.