Start Your Saturday Right, By Watching A Hero Throw Coffee At Alex Jones!

Does Alex Jones know what the queers are doing to the soil?

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She...

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND!

Which Game Of Thrones Character Is Steve Bannon? (Whichever Character Just Got Shitcanned)

Oh, now we get it. The throne is made of swords 'cause there's so much backstabbing. That's symbolic. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Tampa Can’t Get Rid Of Confederate Loser Traitor Statue Fast Enough

Ultimatum? Hell, they hardly knew 'em!

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On...

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.
The Dark Knight has a lot of problems with you NRA people

ACLU: No Bringing Guns To A Free Speech Fight

Winning an argument with a gun is cheating.

The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?

What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him...

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

Donald Trump’s Drunk History

Donald Trump the History Buff! Who knew????

President Dipshit Sends Barcelona Thoughts, Prayers, Racist Email Forwards About Pigs’ Blood

Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

ALL The Spartacuses ‘Confess’ To Murdering Durham’s Loser Traitor Confederate Statue

There are fine people on both sides of the bars. Your happy nice time OPEN THREAD!

Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’

But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?

Steve Bannon’s Florida Porn / Meth Palace Probably Not Your Top AirBnB Choice

If those walls could talk...they'd plead, 'Bulldoze me. Please just bulldoze me.'

Why Do All These Jews Keep ‘Crucifying’ All These Nazis, With Mean Jew Words?

Aaron VanArsdale learned the hard way that there is no such thing as 'ironic racism.'

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT...

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Cry, Nazi! Cryyyyyyy!

Forget 'alt-right' or even 'neo-Nazi.' This guy is a Whine Nationalist.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

It’s All Fun And Games Until Steve Bannon Drunk-Dials You With His Butt

Hey, did everybody hear Steve Bannon thinks white supremacists are losers? WHOA IF TRUE!

Let Donald Trump’s Lawyer Explain You Why Dead Loser Slaver-Traitor Robert E. Lee Is...

Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Heather Heyer’s Mama Right Now

'They tried to kill my child to shut her up. Well, guess what, you just magnified her.'

Hey Stupid CEOs, Donald Trump Never Needed You Anyway!

This is Trump's best move since firing NBC from covering the Miss Universe pageant.

Fox News Lady Wins O’Reilly’s Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black...

Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!

Baltimore Takes Down Confederate Monuments In Single Night, Like A Boss

Baltimore took out the trash last night. Nicely done, Baltimore!