Senate Intelligence Committee Bein’ All Mature And Shit About Trump Russia Investigation, What’s That...

Is it possible these are the adults in the room? OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE. Also YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can’t Face Puss-Burgling Lawsuit. LOL...

Will Donald Trump face a lawsuit for being a gross groper? Or is he too busy Tweeting at the teevee?

Let’s Help Scientologists Make TV Shows For Their Great New Channel!

Let's all come up with shows for the new Scientology channel!

Poor Widdle Anti-Choice Filmmakers Got Charged With 15 Felonies Each

Couldn't have happened to nicer people!

Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About ‘Wire Tapps’ Through The TV...

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

The Internet Is Telling White Men To Kill Black Men And ‘Sluts,’ And White...

White supremacist murderer James Jackson has views that are echoed throughout right-wing forums online, and we must start paying attention.

Spicey To Save Time Today By Skipping Presser And Punching Himself In Face

Spokesdick Sean Spicer mansplains body language to Urban Reporter Lady. Sean is Bad, and He Should Feel Bad.

Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O’Reilly’s Ignorant Ass Shit

MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.

Mike Pence Can’t Promise Not To Fuck Every Woman He Sees

Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren’t Gross Like That

Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed.,...

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

The Weakest, Saddest, Most Hilarious Donald Trump Is EMO DONALD TRUMP

Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.

How Guilty Is Jared Kushner Of Trump Russia Stuff, On A Scale Of One...

The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?

Johnny Rotten Says Trump Isn’t Racist, Republicans Declare Themselves Punk Rock

Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!

Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation,...

Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Did Somebody Spike Trump’s Baby Formula With Trucker Speed Last Night?

Donald Trump freaked out on Twitter last night. No, it's true!

Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.

Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.

Donald Trump’s ‘Approval Rating’ Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But …...

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.

Hmmm Should We Try To Win These Special Congressional Elections, Or Just Fuck It?

We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!