Oh look, another coward! And also your open thread!
Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.
Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.
How the 'mighty' have fallen!
NEWSFLASH!!! Women harassed and threatened online!!! Law enforcement advises constant vigilance and voting in midterm elections.
Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.
Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.
Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about?
Couldn't have happened to a more unkind twat.
Trump finally finds someone to replace Mike Flynn, CPAC shitcans a scumbag, and Governor Joe Piscopo? Your morning news brief!
Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
Who is a bigger dumb? Dinesh D'Souza or Joe Walsh? TRICK QUESTION, THEY BOTH WIN.
Some Trump cabinet aides are losing their jobs for disloyalty before their bosses even get moved into the West Wing.
Video clips have surfaced of Milo talking about how sex with young boys should be legal, and you are no longer eating your lunch.
You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one.
Nation Wonders What Arizona is Smoking as State Encourages Death Row Lawyers to Take Side Jobs as Drug Dealers
The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
Donald Trump getting lubed so hard by Chinese Patent office, but is it an Emolument? Spoiler Alert: It is!
Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ......
Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares.
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