Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!
Donors say JUMP! Republicans say HOW HIGH?
It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.
How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?
FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools.
Also, too, Steve Bannon is a pretentious nutbag who thinks he's fucking Rasputin.
Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.
Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
We gotta get out of this place.
Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.
Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.
The Department of Homeland Security decided it might be a good idea to tell states they'd been hacked. You think?
In which some Men Going Their Own Way have weird things to say about the face of a sex doll.