Two will enter, neither will emerge a winner.
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Hardened criminal Dinesh D'Souza knows who has Street Smarts, and it is Donald Trump!
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.
Context has a liberal bias.
Holy shit, JOURNALISM ALERT!
Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.
It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!
If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.
No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?
The guy whose name is synonymous with Care has some thoughts on what the Republicans want to do to healthcare.
What a little Pinocchio he is!
Your Shit Sandwich is ready, America!
Coal CEO will SEE YOU IN COURT for making him sadder than the day six guys died in his mine!
Donald Trump getting rich off government programs? Inconceivable!
Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him.
They really shouldn't have let the death panel write this thing.
How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.
What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.