Tag: zygotes

Paul Ryan Focusing On Jobs With New Bill About One-Celled Embryos

Lucky you, Amercia, Paul Ryan (R-Complete Tool) is back at work and ready to focus on the issues. After all, Paul Ryan is a Very Serious Person who is Very Concerned about Jobs and The Economy! So when he was...

Arizona Making Headway With Bill Defining Conception As…Two Weeks Prior To Conception

Arizona has now "outdone everyone," as another media outlet puts it, by trying to establish that really when you think about it, a baby is made during that unpleasant time of the month during which a woman discards last...

Arizona Lawmaker Woman Wants Women To Watch An Abortion Before Having One

An Arizona law-etching ladyperson ("lady") by the name of Terri Proud, Representative from Tucson, has decided that there just isn't enough going on in the House and Senate right now in Arizona, even though there is, so how about...

Zygotes Close to Becoming Microscopic People in the Eyes of Oklahoma

Oklahoma's obtuse personhood law made it through the state Senate on Thursday by a margin of 34 imbeciles to 8 brains, and will now go to the House, where there are even more "interior person"-loving junkies than in the...

Senator Mocks Crazies With ‘Each Sperm Is Sacred’ Amendment

To make a point, which is a thing that congresspersons occasionally do, Democrat Constance Johnson, State Senator from Oklahoma, proposed an amendment to the state's personhood bill this week that would render punishable by law ANY sperm that does...